New Indy unsurprisingly sucks shit, but it does make me wish we had games done in the classic pulp style of a globe traveling adventurer searching for...

New Indy unsurprisingly sucks shit, but it does make me wish we had games done in the classic pulp style of a globe traveling adventurer searching for ancient artifacts in lost ruins. Besides the classic Tomb Raiders and the one or two games Indy has are there any other games like that?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. Sorry.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D metroidvania
    Yep, I'm thinking it's kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one here has played it but this is unironically the best explorer game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3D metroidvania
        Yep, I'm thinking it's kino.

        This is going to sound super autistic but the water is really, really distractingly bad.

        Still a kino game.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uncharted

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncharted

      A little underrated series called Uncharted.

      OP wanted a game not a movie, understandable since he was talking about Indy I guess

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow such good gameplay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bahahaha what happened to "it's just a movie"?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >JUST because there's gameplay doesn't make it not a movie game, there's a difference between movie game and walking simulator moron
              >Moviegame characteristics: gameplay that focuses on flashy elaborate animations that aren't meaningfully part of the gameplay beyond looking good | gameplay that is borderline on rails, climbing , puzzles etc. Lots of shots and frames that give the impression of just going through the motions to perform movie characters set actions to progress plot | Shit fail state system, literally heal back wounds with little to no risk (inb4 but Halo! yeah that game is shit too, but atleast it's gameplay loop is explicitly designed around that
              >QTE's

              There's a word for this you know? I think it's called "Interactable Movie" None of these alone necessarily make a moviegame, but all of them combined come to form an experience that feels first like a movie, and much much much much less, like a game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                1. What QTEs? There's like 2 in the whole game and both are just "press strike to strike", debatably not even a QTE.
                2. A movie game is like a David Cage game. Like when there is not even a combat system. No amount of your mental gymnastics can make a game with competitive team based multiplayer combat into a David Cage game. You can call it cinematic, because it is, but it's not a "movie game"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >multiplayer
          that's not the main course of the game

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The "main game" is fricking 2 hours long. The only draw is naughty dogs lighting system, which is amazing btw, but does nothing for actual gameplay. Might as well just go full zoomer and watch 10 minutes of a let's play while edging to airplane vore

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what in the frick is this zoomer adhd auto aim trash

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just a generic shooter with a generic grappling hook mechanic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since when did Indiana Jones went around the jungle spazzing out SIG550 and pull out a Fortnite dance whenever he got a kill.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Uncharted fricking blows

        trash

        wow such good gameplay

        [...]
        looks like shit

        what in the frick is this zoomer adhd auto aim trash

        Seething. The Uncharted games are masterpieces and exactly what OP is looking for and then some.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just replay all the classic Tomb Raider games, TR2 and 3 especially if you want globe traveling. Literally no other games from the action adventure genre match them in giving a sense of adventure and variety. You might get filtered by the controls, exploration and puzzle solving though, they can get hard, you're truly dropped into a level with like zero indication of where to go and how to progress, the levels can also get pretty big.

    Otherwise you're out of luck, I think you can try Fate of Atlantis or something though if you want a easier and less ambitious experience.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can try Fate of Atlantis or something though if you want a easier and less ambitious experience
      Fate was what we'd call now an AAA game.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uncharted

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A little underrated series called Uncharted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncharted

      Uncharted fricking blows

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      trash

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Indys son dies in Vietnam like a literal dog
    >wife divorces him...again just because
    >Indy literally gets told by his friends and job he should retire or kill himself
    >Indy's "goddaughter" saves the day
    >even saves him from killing himself
    >main villain dies after his plane is shot down by medieval catapults

    This shit somehow makes Crystal Skull look good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Indys son dies in Vietnam like a literal dog
      Yes.
      >wife divorces him...again just because
      She's been going in and out of his life since she was 16, anon.
      >Indy literally gets told by his friends and job he should retire or kill himself
      Did not happen, Indy was already retired by the start of the movie. The lecture at the beginning was his last.
      >Indy's "goddaughter" saves the day
      She didn't, she basically was his sidekick the whole movie once he tells her off and stops her from pawning off half of the relic.
      >even saves him from killing himself
      He was dying from getting hit by some Roman or Greek, he finally met a historical figure he'd been studying his whole life, and was presented with an opportunity to live in the past and study it first hand. She only brought him back because she didn't want him to die.
      >main villain dies after his plane is shot down by medieval catapults
      Fricking hell you're moronic.

      >.1 Yidsney shekels have been deposited into your account

      That's what I thought homosexual. YOU are the shill here, trying to convince people a movie is shit when it's not. I guess 1 big boy point has been deposited into your neet account.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this homie in here literally astroturfing a soulless Disney slop ahahahahaha

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's another big boy point for you anon, keep it up and your mommy will buy some ice cream for you. ;^)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like the pittance Mommy Kathleen pays you to shill on Ganker?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a shitty movie that will bury Lucasfilm even further.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Its a shitty movie
          Better then skull and doom.
          >bury Lucasfilm even further
          Yes, and...?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's about on par with Willow, and yeah... Lucasfilm is done. They got no other properties milk.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's crazy how this happened. They cancelled an Indy show some time ago to only focus on Star Wars after the reception Willow got. I'm starting to think Kennedy is a hack.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A diversity hire feminist is incompetent
              No way

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kathleen hated working for Lucas and essentially just being seen as a secretary. She has gone on record to state her dislike of his IPs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Feminist is a bitter, spiteful hag
                No way

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's always been a hack. But the failure of Dial of Destiny is starting create more rifts within Lucasfilm and there is a push within multiple factions to see her sidelined. They can't fire her because it looks bad and shareholders don't like bad optics. Especially with the beatings Disney has received these past few years

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, imagine you can just frick up non-stop in your job, make your company haemorrhage profit, destroy their properties, and not be fired because of the hole in your crotch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's wild. That said, at least Universal is there to pick up the slack. Kennedy's failures do nothing but benefit them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They can't fire her because it looks bad and shareholders don't like bad optics
                They fired the proverbial CEO of diversity or whatever the frick role she had after the live action little mermaid flopped harder than the actress's hideous dreadlocks in water

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but that was a fairly irrelevant position. Shareholders wouldn't bat an eye at that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disney can fire her for losing them money, not for being a dumb spiteful b***h. Its possible she has dirt on them and shes been in Hollywood for ages.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think they can, she has worked in Hollywood for decades and I believe she is well insulated. I mean dude, she hired Epstein's assistant for fricks sake, she has pull. To save-face and not cause a ruckus they can't outright fire her. Letting her "retire" in grace is the only viable solution.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emperors Tomb is a masterpiece but it's only on OG Xbox and PS2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ednpTaK.jpg

      New Indy unsurprisingly sucks shit, but it does make me wish we had games done in the classic pulp style of a globe traveling adventurer searching for ancient artifacts in lost ruins. Besides the classic Tomb Raiders and the one or two games Indy has are there any other games like that?

      Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb is on PC and a better game than all the Uncharteds combined.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does it match up to the classic TR games tho? Don't need it to be better or as good as it, just close enough to it that it's not a movie tier game like Uncharted or Cinematic bullshit like reboot TR and PS2 TR.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a lot more action oriented and more puzzles, with less exploration and platforming.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indiana Jones and the Emperor Tomb was great.

        Infernal Machine was much better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking loved that game.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't see this movie and I have no intention to, how hard do they kill him off because I'm absolutely positive they would do that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually don't, he ends up reconciling with Marion and ends up alright. but this is almost guaranteed to be what was reshot after intense test audience dislike

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Color me shocked that they gave him a happy ending, then, even if it may have been changed at the last minute

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really doesn't, I have my doubts you even watched the movie. Because there's a pattern of people that claim it sucks and have never seen it, and those that have seen it that say that it's either okay or as good as one of the original three movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >.1 Yidsney shekels have been deposited into your account

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    La Mulana

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire uncharted series is basically more gun-happy young indie and does every last thing you're asking for

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New Indy unsurprisingly sucks shit,
    Just like the movies.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP I will tell you what I said to disaffected Star Wars fans when that went downhill: find the stuff that inspired it and check that out. You're not gonna find it in vidya but in movies and literature. Hell in the case of Indy you can go on Webarchive and find Adventure Magazine and basically any issue you pick up will have a very Indy-esque adventure. I recommend in particular the 'Far End of Nowhere' series by Gordon Maccreagh who was a real life adventurer in Africa. There's the movie with Charlton Heston Secret of the Incas which was the direct inspiration for Indy's design. Of course there's Haggard's Quatermain books too. You don't need Disney for this shit. This is white culture.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it makes sense there, why would he let you leave?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't understand, it's bad on purpose

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt there also a 3d Mummy game. I remember playing it for like 10 minutes at my friend's home so cant say much about how good it is.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=220
    i was waiting this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That game is available on the wii, fyi. I've seen people bring the game up before and act like it's lost media or something, not sure if that was their intention.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Wii/PS2 version is a bastardized version

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching this as a kid and getting excited, then forgetting about it until the PS2 version came out. What a fricking piece of shit it was.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Blade of Agony

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: tendies still seething at Uncharted 4 SEVEN YEARS LATER

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New Indy unsurprisingly sucks shit
    how can james mango let everyone down like this

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indiana Jones and the Emperor Tomb was great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked grabbing guys and throwing them off of ledges and other shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, also being able to use the whip to disarm an enemy only to pick up the gun from the floor and shoot him with it is kino and feels like something that fits the movies action. Also Instanbul level best level.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got out of the theater. It's even worse than what people previously stated it would be. If you don't get tickets for free, just don't go.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got out of the theater. It's even better than what people previously stated it would be. If you don't get tickets for free, just watch a rip of it online.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    western movie game (uncharted) bad!

    japanese movie game (final fantasy 16) good!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Try to keep up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      But seriously Uncharted 2 is the only one in the series worth playing. 4 is so boring I didn't finish it. Plus
      >Complete QTE to lose
      Frick right off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they should make a good movie instead of a bad movie and a bad game

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron bringing up irrelevant shit thinking he has an argument, you!

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spelunky?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sucked
      >inb4 Filtered
      It’s not fun repeating the same few levels just because the game has so many ways to instantly end a run that it gets tiresome having to play safer than a germaphobe in an indian slum. I already beat Hun Dun and I’m not going to do it with a bow if my only reward is the same monotonous bullshit 100 more times

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, filtered.

        Add La-Mulana.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just beat the game one time and had no desire to return to it, its just being overly careful and memorizing traps until you can do it long enough to beat the game. No one here has mentioned la mulana which apparently is really hard but might be what OP is looking for

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forewarned is kinda like that but with Egyptian tombs. At first glance it's a Phasmo clone, but then you see ir does a lot of its own thing with the tomb exploration including booby traps and all that fun stuff

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indiana Jones World confirmed for KH4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch out for that Heartless, Sora. Her name is Katheen Kennedy. Everything she gets her hands on is killed beyond repair.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd Ford do it? He doesn't need the money and he knew the film would just damage his reputation. Does he just enjoy acting that much?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think quite literally because he's a spiteful c**t who thinks it's funny to troll George Lucas by helping Kathleen Kennedy and Disney destroy everything he created.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he at least liked being Indiana Jones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hates nerds and manchildren even though his career is successful because of that. Ford hates the SW fandom more than anything on Earth because he wants to be seen as a “serious actor” and not somebody in kids movies about Space Samurai in shitty costumes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a huge israelitelywood loving gay

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not watching this Disney Dial of Diarrhea, Indy ended at the third movie.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play Fate of Atlantis

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to lucasarts games?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Folded into Lucasfilm, they still own all the properties.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he right about the film?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. I mean even the most leftist leaning outlets were shitting on it and that female character.

      >I'm not sure how many fans want to see Indiana Jones as a broken, helpless old man who cowers in the corner while his patronising goddaughter takes the lead, but that's what we're given, and it's as bleak as it sounds.

      https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20230519-indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of-destiny-review-gloomy-and-depressing-final-act

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe AVGN is dead.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    here you go bro, even apes the Indy plane traveling montage
    mostly takes place in ruins below a Japanese high school though

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An indie style adventure game would be sick. Maybe mix in some light survival elements like thirst/hunger to make environments more dangerous.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should’ve just adapted Fate of Atlantis with Chris Pratt as Indy.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hated those two kids in this movie, especially the prostitute. movie would've been way better if it was just old indy by himself like mgs4

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deadfall adventures. It's 5/10 first person unchartedtombraiderania.

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