they keep doing this "treat yourself with x inches of..." meme knowing full well morons will spread it around and will advertise their shit for free, this isn't the first time they've done this.
I wonder how I beat this guy.
Roll and punish? Stand still while he does his epic cinematic attack before rolling?
This franchise is for mouthbreathers
people will be filtered by him for hours before discovering they can stagger him out of his waterfrickyou dance by using the rune of zanzibart which can only be acquired by giving miquanda the sorrowful queen 3 florps of sorrow on tuesdays after 6pm
vaati will make a lore video explaining everything and everyone will clap as miyazaki does it again
hahaha, that's really funny because it's like a penis!! that's so clever haha, i'm going to save that screenshot and share it on reddit, and also, i pre-ordered an extra 5 times because of the meme! i love being a meme girl
>fromdrones are going to buy two overpriced collector's editions for the same shitty game
KEK
Already did and it’ll score higher than any full priced “game” released this year.
>Treat yourself to 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler
code?
is it netorare?
PLEASE SAY YES
>18 inches
no wonder they call him the impaler
>18 inches of Messmer
i-is that big??
they keep doing this "treat yourself with x inches of..." meme knowing full well morons will spread it around and will advertise their shit for free, this isn't the first time they've done this.
He really just looks like the troony version of Malenia.
>Treat yourself to 18 inches
>Treat yourself to 18 inches
I wonder how I beat this guy.
Roll and punish? Stand still while he does his epic cinematic attack before rolling?
This franchise is for mouthbreathers
Seethe Shazamtroony
people will be filtered by him for hours before discovering they can stagger him out of his waterfrickyou dance by using the rune of zanzibart which can only be acquired by giving miquanda the sorrowful queen 3 florps of sorrow on tuesdays after 6pm
vaati will make a lore video explaining everything and everyone will clap as miyazaki does it again
>Treat yourself with 18 inches of Messmer The Impaler
They did it on purpose, and whoever at the PR came up with this was smart
Stole it from PlayStation tweet which defeats the joke of it being unintentional
Bamco has been in a pretty meme-y mood with its marketing as of late
what the frick
now thats an old meme
I guess it fits? SandLand is pretty old after all.
Discord zoomers will think it wasn't intentional and that it's the funniest thing ever because oh my God corporate entity is so like me!!!!
>it's real
yes, messmer really is 18 inches
>no trading card game included
collector editions fricking suck now, bros
I will be getting this game when Fitgirl repacks it.
>collectors edition for a DLC
hahaha, that's really funny because it's like a penis!! that's so clever haha, i'm going to save that screenshot and share it on reddit, and also, i pre-ordered an extra 5 times because of the meme! i love being a meme girl
>FORGIVE ME.. EARL GREY