New mobile game in TES Universe: Elder Scrolls Castles

Your impressions?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I think of Elder Scrolls, I don't think of SimTower gameplay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sim Tower was pretty fricking great though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario Odyssey was really good. You'd make tes into a platformer. You're the reason entertainment is slop nowadays.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is that Khajiit's tail
    Why does the dragon have eggs when TES dragons are all-male time elementals
    Why set a game about castles in Cyrodiil instead of High Rock

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TES Fallout Shelter
      >but somehow gayer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt look anything like tes at all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      aaaand I'm out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have lusty argonian maids?
      Jokes more aside I think this would be a great chance to bring the jungle back that the imperial province is meant to be since it's just gonna be background PNGs, the forests here are already denser than anything in game just make it even more dense when you get further out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally just a Fallout Shelter reskin

      imagine this furry Black person ruling your kingdom

      https://i.imgur.com/o4wYsLK.jpg

      Your impressions?

      >But they put dumb shit like Khajit/Argonian Kings in Breton/imperial architecture
      You know, this could have been cool if they had different archetectual style based off your race.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would take effort anon, this is for people who don't care about the details

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We want the WOW audience

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mobile game trash

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the artist should have just used 3d
    everything is on the different planes relative to eachother
    disgusting

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mobile
    Dropped.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    going for the d&d globohomosexual look

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The nu-fantasy style

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for obscure random things in this game that don't correlate to any lore whatsoever and contradict it all are brought up into intense lore discussions by morons who have never visited UESP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for UESP to shit up all its pages with nonsense from this game

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine this furry Black person ruling your kingdom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that supposed to be a dunmer? wtf is that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's green so it must be an orc, but it doesn't even have the teeth.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont actually want for tes 6 to come out. I dont want to see how pozzed they gonna make it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus dude, it's gonna be bad isn't it. Did Todd realize he's gay or his friends must all be liberal or something, just a complete 180.
        Microsoft needs to step in and just look at Redfall and even Starfield or CA or fricking Fable 4 to see what fricking woke bring you. It's like they want to fail

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally couldn't care less if they made the whole canon gay, but it pisses me off that it's going to be shitty outsourced mess
        with a high probability that they will shit out marvel-tier story crap, seeing how bethesda has no original creative power left.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that supposed to be a dunmer? wtf is that

      but that's an orc????

      It's green so it must be an orc, but it doesn't even have the teeth.

      he does but theyre literally 3 pixels in the image

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an orc. He has a rare condition in orcs where their heads dont look like their ass.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you go from THIS, to that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything Pete Hines says is just the dumbest fricking shit imaginable. Unreal that he still has a job.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's our IP...OUR company!
        Not if you put out this dumbed down shit instead of Morrowind, there would be no fricking company

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      money

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is terrible. If ESO and Blades are soft canon, this shit has to be completely excluded.
    Looks nothing like TES. Looks asset flipped.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a wolf on the throne?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Microsoft for brining us this masterpiece!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im guessing this was just some generic phone game refitted for the tes IP, cause it really looks nothing like tes at all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Redguards with Arab names

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not surprising, the type of person who works on TES spin-offs nowadays is probably the same ones who were unironically believing in that one pic from ten years ago that claimed the Altmer were japs

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than ESO

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see that Todd had full creative control.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You know royalty can steal money legally? We call it 'taxation.'
      >Do a little ceremony with me and I can get a piece of that cake for you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He made a mistake by not having the Khajiit as his wife in the first place.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The file you are trying to download is no longer available
    great stuff

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone play mobile games when dozens of emulators exist?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What are you referring to, Oblivion Mobile is a real game that got released

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got a link to the APK?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just Fallout Shelter but Elder Scrolls themed

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a reskin of fallout shelter to try to recoup some of the billions wasted in starflop
    sad!

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mobile game
    So it's shit

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ios bros?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who asked for this? Why do they keep allocating resources to shitty mobile games that appeal to no one?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      get with the times, classic singleplayer games are being phased out because the old financial model is no longer as lucrative,
      mobile games are massive medium-term cash cows, it's unreal how much money kids on smartphones spend on shitty mobile games
      not to mention that just about all mobile games are 100% addictive gambling nonsense that milks you for all you're worth and it's always
      the same shit

      >timed gameplay
      >premium currency
      >timeskips or boosters
      >cheap plastic assets

      I might give it a shot but I know I will get wienerblocked after about 20mins of playing

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is elder scrolls blades still alive?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I notice from this picture is the peaceful sleeping dragon. This ain't TES, it's a cartoonish mockery of it, what studio made this shit?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno could be cool, i play mobile games and love elder scrolls, playing ESO right now, alt tabbed while loading in

    id prefer a more top down view like the graphic in OP shows, rather than side view.

    i dont expect much of this though, and doesnt look like itll hold me more than a day

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 months ago
    nightoflies

    wow another mobile game, great. gonna fall in there with shit mobile games like fricking genshin impact with pedos lurking around every goddamn corner and this is gonna be the same. and every virgin youtuber is gonna get payed to fricking promote this brainrotten garbage, and the games gonna be the same 480p catshit we eat, and somehow people it. its a halfass elder scrolls game like fricking calm down, this isnt gonna be the game of the year or some other bullshit award.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fascinating.

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