jesus christ if you morons are gonna use pablo then at least make a funny ricardo joke, not some shitty reddit Hispanic pun only troons enjoy
shut up for several days
Remuria is a part of Japan's grorious history, anon
https://www.google.com/search?q=japan+lemuria&oq=japan+lemuria&aqs=chrome..69i57.1430j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Yeah, it's so cool. I replayed it last week and I somehow managed to a similar run to the one I did two years ago, so I didn't get to see many of the evolutions and endings I've missed.
>start exploring the land biome >locked out of the sea biome as waterbreathing ability disappears
how the FRICK was I supposed to know I'd get locked out of content without a guide?
Let me get this right.
I'm just supposed to believe that nature made this design, with claw and mouth in one and then just completely abandoned the design in later iterations?
How does it make more sense that a crab or similar, has a separate mouth that they have to move the food up to, rather than just having moths in each claw?
I'm still waiting for my expansion pass so I'm still on the 2023 server- where the FRICK ARE ALL THESE LANTERNFLIES ENEMIES COMING FROM YOU DONT GET ANYTHING FROM KILLING THEM AND EVERY OTHER BLOCK IS AN ENCOUNTER WITH 3 OF THEM AT LEAST
>Atheist: "We all actually came from monkeys!" >Me: Then why are there still monkeys? >Atheist: "O-Oh, uhh, those ones didn't evolve!" >Me: Yeah okay, then where are all our other ancestors? The supposed dozens of steps between apes and us? >Why did every single one of those evolve into us, but it was just those monkeys that didn't evolve? >Atheist: "W-Wait, this isn't fair! Oh no, Charles Darwin's lies didn't prepare me for this!"
Evolution is so fricking stupid it's unreal.
>Yeah okay, then where are all our other ancestors? The supposed dozens of steps between apes and us? >Why did every single one of those evolve into us, but it was just those monkeys that didn't evolve?
What did he mean by this?
>We all actually came from monkeys!
Apes. Humans didn't come from monkeys, we both came from shared now extinct ancestors. And humans are still classified as apes, as are many other creatures. >"O-Oh, uhh, those ones didn't evolve!"
They did, but in a different direction according to various selection processes fitting for their environment. Thinking monkeys and humans existing at the same time is somehow a problem for evolutionary theory is akin to thinking - If I exist, why does my cousin exist? Why isn't my cousin identical to me? - but on a larger time and population scale. >Yeah okay, then where are all our other ancestors?
There's a frickhuge list one internet search away. Though creationists tend to move the goalposts whenever another "missing link" is found and try to arbitrarily classify every fossil as either "human kind" or "ape kind" - don't ask them to define what a "kind" is, because they constantly keep flip-flopping on whether it's referring to species, kingdom, class, family or whatever happens to be most fitting for the point they're currently trying to push.
Reddit is when you respond to someone pretending to be moronic in an attempt to come off as an intellectual without realizing that you feel for moronic bait. There's a reason why these reddit morons put an /s when they're joking, because other literal redditards can't identify satire and feel the need to flex their pseud "intellect".
We didn't come from monkeys, we are monkeys.
There's still other monkeys because we are not direct competitors to one another. You should be looking at all the other homos (lol) that went extinct.
everything you said was in highschool biology. The "why are there still monkeys if we evolved from them" argument is literally refuted in the very first beginning of the chapter and anons already explained it (when you're first leaning about common ancestors)
>New Game Plus unlocked after first run >Must restart as an infant, but retain majority of knowledge from previous run >Added new race of light brown skinned humans with spiky white/beige hair and red eyes >Added .4 total inches in height for all males >Added .2 total inches in height for all females >Age, mind, and body deterioration decreased by 35%. Humans can now live healthier longer and accomplish more before suffering age debuff. Subject to change in later patch >Fixed a bug with black characters having lower INT stat. INT stat for blacks restored to average human level >Fixed a bug where whites suffered pattern baldness at early ages >Fixed a bug where extraterrestrials were interacting with Out of Bounds zones not intended to be reached >Added over 100 new nautical and tropical species >META human evolution patch pushed back due to poor integration. Humans who have META human abilities currently will be allowed to keep them.
i wish i could start a new save file and retain at least some info from this run, i'd have rerolled by now.
i hope when i start a new character humanity figured out the alleged fast travel hack so i'm not stuck on the earth zone the whole fricking game
>like 1800 AD or something >an apple falls from a tree, hits some dumb c**t in the head >"Whoa... I've never noticed that things FALL before!" >"""invents""" the theory of gravity
Gravity is a perfect example of just moronic science is. Your argument isn't helping your case.
Why do people larp on the Gankers as Young Earth Creationists? The (you) is like the equivalent of Rëddit updoots here, only you're expected to say something so stupid and contrarian to bait engagement like it's Shitter. But it's not like these people actually believe the shit they say, they just like the aesthetics of fundamentalist Christianity and pretending their gay catboys of Christ while they jerk off to children and use the Lord's name in vein.
With this character's action, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created
pokegays, ponegays, and furgays all suffer from this. They have 0 talent or creativity so they just ape memes that already exist instead of making their own
There's a lot of groups that do this, but you conveniently forgot animegays. The characters all look so nearly identical that you can repurpose a meme using one anime character as a template and trace a different one over it and nobody would notice
I will never understand why homosexuals like you come in to places you're not wanted and spam your shitty anime memes in the most obnoxious ways possible. Why can't you "people" just behave normally.
No anon, YOU are the unwanted homosexual. +points for being an actual little b***h. If you want serious discussions about the15 year old meme OP posted i recommend going to reddit.
cri moar gaygit.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I like how your moron picture just proves exactly what I said here
There's a lot of groups that do this, but you conveniently forgot animegays. The characters all look so nearly identical that you can repurpose a meme using one anime character as a template and trace a different one over it and nobody would notice
It's amazing that "people" like you are even able to function. Obnoxious c**ts, the lot of you.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah well, shame that this thread is offtopic.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shane that you're still alive and shitting up a thread that was fun until you came along. have a nice day backseat janny troony
9 months ago
Anonymous
i know, a shark anime picture ANYTHING BUT THAT ON 4CHINZ AND ON TOPIC god everything is RUINED the internet is super serious business my fun is OVER
It looks like they wanted to show how dinosaurs evolved into birds, but also wanted to show mammalian evolution as well. They're moronic though because the dinosaurs that evolved into synapsids that then evolved into mammals were completely unrelated to the dinosaurs that turned into birds. Pointless animation.
Put me back, put me back! I'm not done!
uninstallwizard.exe
this idiot ruined everything
Why did he do it?
To test the limits of his abilities
they told him to touch sand
>Tatakae
Quick push em back before they establish themselves
how the FRICK do I rollback
For me? It is the anomalocaris.
he cute
It's sexuality is anomalicurious.
Its
jesus christ if you morons are gonna use pablo then at least make a funny ricardo joke, not some shitty reddit Hispanic pun only troons enjoy
shut up for several days
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Kino
I wish shit like this still existed instead of just ugly fish that live in the dark
cool shrimp
Play EVO for certified epic of evolution kino.
I played the SNES one.
Why do nips love inserting Lemuria into their stuff?
Remuria is a part of Japan's grorious history, anon
https://www.google.com/search?q=japan+lemuria&oq=japan+lemuria&aqs=chrome..69i57.1430j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Spooky
>Grow too big
>Fat frick body cant support itself
>Grow too small
>Become plankton
This game has like over 89 unique gameovers for evolving wrong
Yeah, it's so cool. I replayed it last week and I somehow managed to a similar run to the one I did two years ago, so I didn't get to see many of the evolutions and endings I've missed.
I am the reason you exist
I am the reason you're here today to suffer and toil
REVERT THE PATCH YOU HACK DEVS
They're doing it again bros...
>Snoygay VS. Nintendie
Push it back in!
frick off we're full
Don't these fools know if you come onto land, you're gonna have to pay mr nosebergs taxes?
>start exploring the land biome
>locked out of the sea biome as waterbreathing ability disappears
how the FRICK was I supposed to know I'd get locked out of content without a guide?
Everyone knows when you switch from the water element to the terra element you're not allowed to revert unless you have the Cetartiodactyla perk.
>he didn't pay attention to loading screen hints
Let me get this right.
I'm just supposed to believe that nature made this design, with claw and mouth in one and then just completely abandoned the design in later iterations?
How does it make more sense that a crab or similar, has a separate mouth that they have to move the food up to, rather than just having moths in each claw?
Single mouth tube was an inferior design and was replaced by the superior double jaw
Yes
my ancestor 🙂
NOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN
Shaders need some work, how old is this engine again?
Around 13.8 billion years old
And they still haven't changed it? Frick me, I should have pirated my copy
Why did he do it?
I'm still waiting for my expansion pass so I'm still on the 2023 server- where the FRICK ARE ALL THESE LANTERNFLIES ENEMIES COMING FROM YOU DONT GET ANYTHING FROM KILLING THEM AND EVERY OTHER BLOCK IS AN ENCOUNTER WITH 3 OF THEM AT LEAST
haha fireflies yay 😀
>Player does specific imput strings to traverse an out of bounds area
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
We need to build a wall and make the water breathers pay for it.
>Atheist: "We all actually came from monkeys!"
>Me: Then why are there still monkeys?
>Atheist: "O-Oh, uhh, those ones didn't evolve!"
>Me: Yeah okay, then where are all our other ancestors? The supposed dozens of steps between apes and us?
>Why did every single one of those evolve into us, but it was just those monkeys that didn't evolve?
>Atheist: "W-Wait, this isn't fair! Oh no, Charles Darwin's lies didn't prepare me for this!"
Evolution is so fricking stupid it's unreal.
>I am silly!
What's your explanation?
>Yeah okay, then where are all our other ancestors? The supposed dozens of steps between apes and us?
>Why did every single one of those evolve into us, but it was just those monkeys that didn't evolve?
What did he mean by this?
if dogs is wolves whys there still wolves
>We all actually came from monkeys!
Apes. Humans didn't come from monkeys, we both came from shared now extinct ancestors. And humans are still classified as apes, as are many other creatures.
>"O-Oh, uhh, those ones didn't evolve!"
They did, but in a different direction according to various selection processes fitting for their environment. Thinking monkeys and humans existing at the same time is somehow a problem for evolutionary theory is akin to thinking - If I exist, why does my cousin exist? Why isn't my cousin identical to me? - but on a larger time and population scale.
>Yeah okay, then where are all our other ancestors?
There's a frickhuge list one internet search away. Though creationists tend to move the goalposts whenever another "missing link" is found and try to arbitrarily classify every fossil as either "human kind" or "ape kind" - don't ask them to define what a "kind" is, because they constantly keep flip-flopping on whether it's referring to species, kingdom, class, family or whatever happens to be most fitting for the point they're currently trying to push.
What the frick is this reddit response
>reddit is when anons disagree with me
Reddit is when you respond to someone pretending to be moronic in an attempt to come off as an intellectual without realizing that you feel for moronic bait. There's a reason why these reddit morons put an /s when they're joking, because other literal redditards can't identify satire and feel the need to flex their pseud "intellect".
>Why did every single one of those evolve into us, but it was just those monkeys that didn't evolve?
that's a bit based
We didn't come from monkeys, we are monkeys.
There's still other monkeys because we are not direct competitors to one another. You should be looking at all the other homos (lol) that went extinct.
this homie didn't even graduate highschool
>y-you're dumb
Not an argument.
everything you said was in highschool biology. The "why are there still monkeys if we evolved from them" argument is literally refuted in the very first beginning of the chapter and anons already explained it (when you're first leaning about common ancestors)
We're the descendants of monkeys that left the trees and specced into a grasslands lifestyle.
sacasacabambambambaspis
|>(ΞΞΞΞΞᐛ)
646479305
No one asked
NOT THIS TIME
Imagine living on land and being prey for a moron fish that can't even move in any practical way lmao get fricked
WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?
>New Game Plus unlocked after first run
>Must restart as an infant, but retain majority of knowledge from previous run
>Added new race of light brown skinned humans with spiky white/beige hair and red eyes
>Added .4 total inches in height for all males
>Added .2 total inches in height for all females
>Age, mind, and body deterioration decreased by 35%. Humans can now live healthier longer and accomplish more before suffering age debuff. Subject to change in later patch
>Fixed a bug with black characters having lower INT stat. INT stat for blacks restored to average human level
>Fixed a bug where whites suffered pattern baldness at early ages
>Fixed a bug where extraterrestrials were interacting with Out of Bounds zones not intended to be reached
>Added over 100 new nautical and tropical species
>META human evolution patch pushed back due to poor integration. Humans who have META human abilities currently will be allowed to keep them.
Pls fix permadeath and disable survival mode.
i wish i could start a new save file and retain at least some info from this run, i'd have rerolled by now.
i hope when i start a new character humanity figured out the alleged fast travel hack so i'm not stuck on the earth zone the whole fricking game
Can i shoot blood from my eyes like lizards do?
>RY'LEEEEEEEY I'M PH'TAGN OVER HERE
Guess I'll wait for classic rerelease now.
BACK TO THE ABYSS WITH THEE, INFERNAL CREATURE!
Evolution is just a theory.
A GAMING THEORY
Yes, and so is gravity, now try double-jumping over a chasm.
>like 1800 AD or something
>an apple falls from a tree, hits some dumb c**t in the head
>"Whoa... I've never noticed that things FALL before!"
>"""invents""" the theory of gravity
Gravity is a perfect example of just moronic science is. Your argument isn't helping your case.
You're not fooling anyone Bill.
I did!
No. Evolution is a fact. Things change over time. The methods by which things change is the theory you refer to.
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
Leave him to me.
Why do people larp on the Gankers as Young Earth Creationists? The (you) is like the equivalent of Rëddit updoots here, only you're expected to say something so stupid and contrarian to bait engagement like it's Shitter. But it's not like these people actually believe the shit they say, they just like the aesthetics of fundamentalist Christianity and pretending their gay catboys of Christ while they jerk off to children and use the Lord's name in vein.
convert zeal, contrarianism to older internet culture, farming neo-boomer points, (you) farming. Take your pick.
a e s t h e t i c s was a mistake.
moronic frogposter.
With this character's action, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created
test
PROOOO :DDDD
frick geese
I'm banned from the park after doing that
for a moment i was hoping there was an absolutely frickhuge swan once, then i noticed the scale
How do you feel about a giant seagull?
>tfw no good multiplayer animal survival games.
What class are you guys playing?
New Eric just drop?
Hadn't seen that one.
People who draw shit like this are pathetic
suht it loser
pokegays, ponegays, and furgays all suffer from this. They have 0 talent or creativity so they just ape memes that already exist instead of making their own
There's a lot of groups that do this, but you conveniently forgot animegays. The characters all look so nearly identical that you can repurpose a meme using one anime character as a template and trace a different one over it and nobody would notice
At least they have memes, unlike Ganker
I will never understand why homosexuals like you come in to places you're not wanted and spam your shitty anime memes in the most obnoxious ways possible. Why can't you "people" just behave normally.
>spam your shitty anime memes
>in Ganker
No anon, YOU are the unwanted homosexual. +points for being an actual little b***h. If you want serious discussions about the15 year old meme OP posted i recommend going to reddit.
cri moar gaygit.
I like how your moron picture just proves exactly what I said here
It's amazing that "people" like you are even able to function. Obnoxious c**ts, the lot of you.
Yeah well, shame that this thread is offtopic.
Shane that you're still alive and shitting up a thread that was fun until you came along. have a nice day backseat janny troony
i know, a shark anime picture ANYTHING BUT THAT ON 4CHINZ AND ON TOPIC god everything is RUINED the internet is super serious business my fun is OVER
>troon shark
Go back to your e-prostitute simp board vtroony garbage homosexual
vtumors are subhuman but its just a silly picture
sharkunny
unf, peak male body
Grrrr damn fish, needs evolution!
Why did it's tail and head swap places at around 10 seconds? What kind of evolutionary plan is that
>evolves all the way to bird
>fricking dies and is replaced by fully evolved mammal
???
It looks like they wanted to show how dinosaurs evolved into birds, but also wanted to show mammalian evolution as well. They're moronic though because the dinosaurs that evolved into synapsids that then evolved into mammals were completely unrelated to the dinosaurs that turned into birds. Pointless animation.
why is the water vertical
Graphical bug. Will be solved in the next patch 🙂
>Evolution
>Real
Go back to redbit lefttrannies!
The Pope says evolution is real, chud.
current pope is an antichrist
>Guyz look I'm such an epic trolle!!!
Take a dip and go back Ganker
Don't mind me. I am just waiting for the anthro woman update. T-two more weeks, i swear...