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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pls no more nightmare fuel Miyazaki, i'm done with this

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me when I wake up in the morning.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    saucy

    Is this game going to be memoryholed like SotfS?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baffling post.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you ok man?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >memoryholed
      is this the new buzzword people are trying to force?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Sage

        hello newhomosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take that as a yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Getting real sick of these meme buzzwords people keep making up on the spot.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably a reskinned sanctuary guardian.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its an omen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new enemy
      >hurr durr it's an omen
      moron, this is a never before seen enemy, it's for the DLC which will come out in June

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It might be an omen with a greater endowment of Crucible energy than normal, so it might have more primal, animalistic features while still being an omen at base.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE WRITINGS ON THE WAAALLL

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Realm of Shadows
    Isn't there where Pegasus sent Yugi's grandfather?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a uterus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enough with this metaphor. We already had Bloodborne.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who fricking cares you moronic drone? It will either never be implemented or be a very specific, boring enemy or mid boss. Just wait and see and don't fricking fall for marketing every god damn time.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its move set is similar to the puppets large as the omens and annoying AF

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the first time in my life that I'm not hyped about a new Fromsoft Souls-like release. Even though I've never been more hyped for a game in my life than I've been to Elden Ring. I guess it's just that last third of the game that killed all the joy for me. Not to mention Elden Ring's world building and lore completely failed to capture my interest unlike all their previous games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda feel the same way, For me it's because everything is so spaced out. I like collecting everything on NG just incase so it quickly becomes and unfun slog when i have to clear 100+ caves every time i make a new toon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this was my mistake in my first playthrough. I played it with the same mindset I played all the previous Fromsoft souls-like. But if I ever replay it again, I'll try to scrap the old mindset and approach the game on it's own terms. Since it's an open world game that's much longer than the previous games. I think the level soft cap was 60 this time. On my first playthrough I thought it was still 40 like the previous games. I wont make the same mistakes. I have to think of this game as something completely different and maybe I'll enjoy it.

        However when it comes to world building and lore, just LOL. It will remain uninteresting and boring.
        >muh alchemy
        >muh demi-god families and dynasties
        >muh outer gods
        >muh holy tree religion

        frick off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The higher soft caps fricked with me too anon. That and the weird vigor scaling.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chakrams
    ha GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100% of assets are reused
    >No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
    >Only 10 bosses
    >No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
    >The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it
    >No improvements to the base game whatsoever
    >Characters from the base game don't participate in the DLC at all
    >No endings
    >No improvements to the PVP
    >No covenants
    >Alternative dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
    >That'll be 40$!
    NuFromshartgays will eat this up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds good to me
      i pay game to have fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alternative dimension AGAIN
      What are you implying? It's time travel in Dark Souls 1 and 3 and just 'far away' in 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>100% of assets are reused
      Good. More time and effort spent making the actual game part.

      >>No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
      8 new weapon types.

      >>Only 10 bosses
      Main bosses. Not counting minibosses.

      >>No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
      Why would DLC suddenly turn ER into a completely different game?

      >>The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it
      You can wait for sales.

      >>No improvements to the base game whatsoever
      Oh, you're just trolling.

      from the base game don't participate in the DLC at all
      Because you can kill them all before even buying the DLC. So what would be the point?

      >>No endings
      Miyazaki has personally stated the DLC will have several endings.

      >>No improvements to the PVP
      DLC keeps the PvP alive for longer.

      >>No covenants
      Good.

      dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
      Having new levels is bad now?

      >>That'll be 40$!
      And Fromsoft is the only company I'll pay this for.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a vegana

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick it whatever it is

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a uterus

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No story
    >Barren open world
    >No challenge
    >Invasive tutorial slides, instead of optional writings like in the other games
    >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
    >Input reading
    >Awful music
    >Magic is overpowered
    >No mimics
    >Just summon ashes to win, bro!
    >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
    >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
    >Like 75% of the game is optional
    >No solo invasions
    >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
    >4 endings are the same (kek)
    >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
    >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
    >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
    >Fast travel
    >Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time
    >They changed Malenia's white VA to some black foid for woke points (OH NO NO)
    >All big bosses are garbage
    >Cuck shit
    >Feminist shit
    >Simp shit
    >Furry shit
    >troony shit
    >Gay shit
    >Pedophile shit
    >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
    >Paid DLC
    >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
    >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
    >Boss reuse
    >Asset reuse
    >Worst camera ever
    Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>All big bosses are garbage
      They have to improve the camera/lock-on on the next game.
      I'm sick and tired of my camera looking like a car crash POV everytime I'm fighting some big enemy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish
      problem?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And its a fricking iron maiden virgin open that spins2wins lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like he plays games with the racing wheel controls.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, hear me out... what if we put a poison swamp in the realm of shadow, but instead of poison it oozes shadowy miasma that slowly drains your hp while you move through it?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prediction, it'll be a boss and
    >slow moving to start with but flails around, possible flippy flops
    >attacks are 5-7 flailing swings
    >spins like a spinning top
    >phase 2
    >starts to screech loud super loud because it has autism
    >flippy flops faster and flails around more
    >also limbs now stretchy so spinning top has more aoe
    >only actual challenge is trying to tell what the frick is actually going on during the 20+ flailing flippy flop combos

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like dead Gwen with a dancer of the boreal tundra rig

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will L2 it with deaths poker regardless

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demigods can't die, they are all back in weird forms, radahn is in the dlc too but very very different looking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dlc is completely self contained so I don't think it'd have Radahn, and at some point every player will have to unseal destined death and remove reincarnation again so even demi gods won't be safe, I don't see them bringing radahn back since it'd frick with players who already unsealed destined death before starting the dlc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >demigods can't die
      bro you literally steal the mutt's chewtoy to do exactly that in the main game. The only demigod that does not die in the game is Malenia because the rot god is bankrolling his waifu with free respawn.
      You literally see Morgott fade away after you nuke the tree.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOO MY OVARIES

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a boss you'll fight 3 different times in 3 dungeons that look about the same. The third one will be a slight palette swap with two letters moved in his name albeit.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Godwyn?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Sage

    they waited so long
    ER was fantastic but I just don't care enough anymore to spend money on more ER

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's fuel to get the million soulsgay ''loremasters'' to starts puking out headcanon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well it's clearly got the omen horns but isn't entirely deformed.
      The golden mask should also mean something.
      Round swords like rings, there's a bunch of symbolism there that takes you nowhere. I predict we'll get at least 75 lore videos about this by next week.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My bet is that this is whoever's underneath that lion dance boss and that the boss splits up in phase 2

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Posed like a uterus
    >Omen horns
    This is the Formless Mother that Mohg is worshiping, and is the source of the omen curse
    I'm 100% certain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >formless mother
      >clearly has a form
      nice bait.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its formless because it can change form!
        following the trope of from shit fights
        >kill it once change form
        >kill it again change form
        >kill it again change form

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some weird Omen thing going by those horns.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >weapons
    i bet its gonna throw that shit and be a shit boss

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JENOVA

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