It might be an omen with a greater endowment of Crucible energy than normal, so it might have more primal, animalistic features while still being an omen at base.
Who fricking cares you moronic drone? It will either never be implemented or be a very specific, boring enemy or mid boss. Just wait and see and don't fricking fall for marketing every god damn time.
this is the first time in my life that I'm not hyped about a new Fromsoft Souls-like release. Even though I've never been more hyped for a game in my life than I've been to Elden Ring. I guess it's just that last third of the game that killed all the joy for me. Not to mention Elden Ring's world building and lore completely failed to capture my interest unlike all their previous games.
kinda feel the same way, For me it's because everything is so spaced out. I like collecting everything on NG just incase so it quickly becomes and unfun slog when i have to clear 100+ caves every time i make a new toon.
this was my mistake in my first playthrough. I played it with the same mindset I played all the previous Fromsoft souls-like. But if I ever replay it again, I'll try to scrap the old mindset and approach the game on it's own terms. Since it's an open world game that's much longer than the previous games. I think the level soft cap was 60 this time. On my first playthrough I thought it was still 40 like the previous games. I wont make the same mistakes. I have to think of this game as something completely different and maybe I'll enjoy it.
However when it comes to world building and lore, just LOL. It will remain uninteresting and boring. >muh alchemy >muh demi-god families and dynasties >muh outer gods >muh holy tree religion
>100% of assets are reused >No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009 >Only 10 bosses >No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement >The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it >No improvements to the base game whatsoever >Characters from the base game don't participate in the DLC at all >No endings >No improvements to the PVP >No covenants >Alternative dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world >That'll be 40$!
NuFromshartgays will eat this up.
>No story >Barren open world >No challenge >Invasive tutorial slides, instead of optional writings like in the other games >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial >Input reading >Awful music >Magic is overpowered >No mimics >Just summon ashes to win, bro! >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game >Like 75% of the game is optional >No solo invasions >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point >4 endings are the same (kek) >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????) >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever >Fast travel >Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time >They changed Malenia's white VA to some black foid for woke points (OH NO NO) >All big bosses are garbage >Cuck shit >Feminist shit >Simp shit >Furry shit >troony shit >Gay shit >Pedophile shit >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao) >Paid DLC >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards) >Boss reuse >Asset reuse >Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
>>All big bosses are garbage
They have to improve the camera/lock-on on the next game.
I'm sick and tired of my camera looking like a car crash POV everytime I'm fighting some big enemy.
Okay, hear me out... what if we put a poison swamp in the realm of shadow, but instead of poison it oozes shadowy miasma that slowly drains your hp while you move through it?
Prediction, it'll be a boss and >slow moving to start with but flails around, possible flippy flops >attacks are 5-7 flailing swings >spins like a spinning top >phase 2 >starts to screech loud super loud because it has autism >flippy flops faster and flails around more >also limbs now stretchy so spinning top has more aoe >only actual challenge is trying to tell what the frick is actually going on during the 20+ flailing flippy flop combos
Dlc is completely self contained so I don't think it'd have Radahn, and at some point every player will have to unseal destined death and remove reincarnation again so even demi gods won't be safe, I don't see them bringing radahn back since it'd frick with players who already unsealed destined death before starting the dlc
>demigods can't die
bro you literally steal the mutt's chewtoy to do exactly that in the main game. The only demigod that does not die in the game is Malenia because the rot god is bankrolling his waifu with free respawn.
You literally see Morgott fade away after you nuke the tree.
It's a boss you'll fight 3 different times in 3 dungeons that look about the same. The third one will be a slight palette swap with two letters moved in his name albeit.
Well it's clearly got the omen horns but isn't entirely deformed.
The golden mask should also mean something.
Round swords like rings, there's a bunch of symbolism there that takes you nowhere. I predict we'll get at least 75 lore videos about this by next week.
its formless because it can change form!
following the trope of from shit fights >kill it once change form >kill it again change form >kill it again change form
pls no more nightmare fuel Miyazaki, i'm done with this
Literally me when I wake up in the morning.
Is this game going to be memoryholed like SotfS?
Baffling post.
you ok man?
>memoryholed
is this the new buzzword people are trying to force?
hello newhomosexual
I'll take that as a yes.
Getting real sick of these meme buzzwords people keep making up on the spot.
It's probably a reskinned sanctuary guardian.
its an omen
>new enemy
>hurr durr it's an omen
moron, this is a never before seen enemy, it's for the DLC which will come out in June
It might be an omen with a greater endowment of Crucible energy than normal, so it might have more primal, animalistic features while still being an omen at base.
THE WRITINGS ON THE WAAALLL
>The Realm of Shadows
Isn't there where Pegasus sent Yugi's grandfather?
that's a uterus
enough with this metaphor. We already had Bloodborne.
Who fricking cares you moronic drone? It will either never be implemented or be a very specific, boring enemy or mid boss. Just wait and see and don't fricking fall for marketing every god damn time.
Its move set is similar to the puppets large as the omens and annoying AF
this is the first time in my life that I'm not hyped about a new Fromsoft Souls-like release. Even though I've never been more hyped for a game in my life than I've been to Elden Ring. I guess it's just that last third of the game that killed all the joy for me. Not to mention Elden Ring's world building and lore completely failed to capture my interest unlike all their previous games.
kinda feel the same way, For me it's because everything is so spaced out. I like collecting everything on NG just incase so it quickly becomes and unfun slog when i have to clear 100+ caves every time i make a new toon.
this was my mistake in my first playthrough. I played it with the same mindset I played all the previous Fromsoft souls-like. But if I ever replay it again, I'll try to scrap the old mindset and approach the game on it's own terms. Since it's an open world game that's much longer than the previous games. I think the level soft cap was 60 this time. On my first playthrough I thought it was still 40 like the previous games. I wont make the same mistakes. I have to think of this game as something completely different and maybe I'll enjoy it.
However when it comes to world building and lore, just LOL. It will remain uninteresting and boring.
>muh alchemy
>muh demi-god families and dynasties
>muh outer gods
>muh holy tree religion
frick off.
The higher soft caps fricked with me too anon. That and the weird vigor scaling.
>chakrams
ha GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>100% of assets are reused
>No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
>Only 10 bosses
>No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
>The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it
>No improvements to the base game whatsoever
>Characters from the base game don't participate in the DLC at all
>No endings
>No improvements to the PVP
>No covenants
>Alternative dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
>That'll be 40$!
NuFromshartgays will eat this up.
sounds good to me
i pay game to have fun
>Alternative dimension AGAIN
What are you implying? It's time travel in Dark Souls 1 and 3 and just 'far away' in 2
>>100% of assets are reused
Good. More time and effort spent making the actual game part.
>>No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
8 new weapon types.
>>Only 10 bosses
Main bosses. Not counting minibosses.
>>No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
Why would DLC suddenly turn ER into a completely different game?
>>The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it
You can wait for sales.
>>No improvements to the base game whatsoever
Oh, you're just trolling.
from the base game don't participate in the DLC at all
Because you can kill them all before even buying the DLC. So what would be the point?
>>No endings
Miyazaki has personally stated the DLC will have several endings.
>>No improvements to the PVP
DLC keeps the PvP alive for longer.
>>No covenants
Good.
dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
Having new levels is bad now?
>>That'll be 40$!
And Fromsoft is the only company I'll pay this for.
its a vegana
I want to frick it whatever it is
That's a uterus
>No story
>Barren open world
>No challenge
>Invasive tutorial slides, instead of optional writings like in the other games
>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
>Input reading
>Awful music
>Magic is overpowered
>No mimics
>Just summon ashes to win, bro!
>Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
>Like 75% of the game is optional
>No solo invasions
>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
>4 endings are the same (kek)
>Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
>Fast travel
>Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time
>They changed Malenia's white VA to some black foid for woke points (OH NO NO)
>All big bosses are garbage
>Cuck shit
>Feminist shit
>Simp shit
>Furry shit
>troony shit
>Gay shit
>Pedophile shit
>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
>Paid DLC
>Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
>Boss reuse
>Asset reuse
>Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
>>All big bosses are garbage
They have to improve the camera/lock-on on the next game.
I'm sick and tired of my camera looking like a car crash POV everytime I'm fighting some big enemy.
>Final boss is a troony and a giant fish
problem?
And its a fricking iron maiden virgin open that spins2wins lmao
he looks like he plays games with the racing wheel controls.
Okay, hear me out... what if we put a poison swamp in the realm of shadow, but instead of poison it oozes shadowy miasma that slowly drains your hp while you move through it?
Prediction, it'll be a boss and
>slow moving to start with but flails around, possible flippy flops
>attacks are 5-7 flailing swings
>spins like a spinning top
>phase 2
>starts to screech loud super loud because it has autism
>flippy flops faster and flails around more
>also limbs now stretchy so spinning top has more aoe
>only actual challenge is trying to tell what the frick is actually going on during the 20+ flailing flippy flop combos
Looks like dead Gwen with a dancer of the boreal tundra rig
I will L2 it with deaths poker regardless
demigods can't die, they are all back in weird forms, radahn is in the dlc too but very very different looking
Dlc is completely self contained so I don't think it'd have Radahn, and at some point every player will have to unseal destined death and remove reincarnation again so even demi gods won't be safe, I don't see them bringing radahn back since it'd frick with players who already unsealed destined death before starting the dlc
>demigods can't die
bro you literally steal the mutt's chewtoy to do exactly that in the main game. The only demigod that does not die in the game is Malenia because the rot god is bankrolling his waifu with free respawn.
You literally see Morgott fade away after you nuke the tree.
OOOOOOOO MY OVARIES
It's a boss you'll fight 3 different times in 3 dungeons that look about the same. The third one will be a slight palette swap with two letters moved in his name albeit.
Is that Godwyn?
they waited so long
ER was fantastic but I just don't care enough anymore to spend money on more ER
it's fuel to get the million soulsgay ''loremasters'' to starts puking out headcanon
Well it's clearly got the omen horns but isn't entirely deformed.
The golden mask should also mean something.
Round swords like rings, there's a bunch of symbolism there that takes you nowhere. I predict we'll get at least 75 lore videos about this by next week.
My bet is that this is whoever's underneath that lion dance boss and that the boss splits up in phase 2
>Posed like a uterus
>Omen horns
This is the Formless Mother that Mohg is worshiping, and is the source of the omen curse
I'm 100% certain
>formless mother
>clearly has a form
nice bait.
its formless because it can change form!
following the trope of from shit fights
>kill it once change form
>kill it again change form
>kill it again change form
Some weird Omen thing going by those horns.
>weapons
i bet its gonna throw that shit and be a shit boss
JENOVA