New South Park Game Announced

>THQ Nordic South Park game revealed, co-op mujltiplayer. coming 2024. South Park Snow Day
>PS5/Xbox Series/PC

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oooo

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slop Park

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon learns a new buzzword and repeats it in every thread
      sad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        slop post

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D
    Why. The last two games nailed the artstyle perfectly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because look like a multiplayer moba/shooter/etc kind of game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could have used 2D sprites like Doom if they wanted to

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can farm the art out to a bunch of indians

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what kind of gameplay they wanna do. 2D has limitations.
      Also I'm pretty sure they've done 3D models for certain animations in the show at times. With full control of the camera you can make 3D models look 2D though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but people love 2D South Park. 3D South Park looks soulless as frick, just look at the PS1 South Park. Nobody fricking want this South Park, even fricking normies and zoomers, i bet. I think people want a sequel, not this spin-off. Go back to Persona like or turn based combat just like Stick of Truth, expand the combat and funny story like what you would expect from a South Park episode and there you go.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being this new

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's all these boomer shooters nowadays someone should make South Park 64 "the good edition"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I genuinely think if some competent maps were made game would be considered just fine.

          It had; nice music, nice voice lines, a decent funny kid arsenal for the boys, tons of character models and multiplayer, cool and accurate textures and art style.

          Literally the problem was that the level design is arguably the worst level design in all of fps history. It's just that bad. GIANT and I mean GIGANTIC empty levels. Someone makes 6 decent levels somehow people might like it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. This is clearly the idea they were going for, a modern version of the old snowball "shooter".

        It's also probably going to be like Free to Play or some trash like that since it's clearly aiming for the "big multiplayer thing with tons of paid cosmetics"
        Worst case will just be usual garbage. Best case could be something like For Honor but using South Park child silliness instead of "realism"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          God what have Trey and Matt become. Remember their big con con panel before stick of truth where they firmly stated they fricking hate anything that's "DLC, cosmetics or P2W"? They got a huge thunder applause for saying that. They were so adamant on wanting to create a complete game experience despite Ubisoft trying to get them to split some of the game up into DLC chunks and they refused. They are complete fricking sell outs and hacks. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The old "he who fights monsters" thing holds true once again. They became everything they hated as they got older.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick the haters, I liked this game. the split-screen multiplayer was a lot of fun. I'd love to see someone like Nightdive do a simple remaster/port with online support since the original PC version is in horrendous shape, doesn't work on modern systems, and is missing the better N64 audio.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the levels weren't so empty and there was bit more draw distence and less white in the stages, it'd be a great
          When I played multiplayer with friends, we always picked UFO and Toy Shop because it was small and colourful

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Don't care, didn't ask. Quit thinking you're hot shit just because you played a 3D South Park before everyone else.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sobbing this hard
          you can just emulate the game now homie, no need to cry

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just emulate, bro!

            No. I'm not a parasite.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he only uses consoles to play games
              sad

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 int

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                just because my wife is dumb doesn't justify your bad decisions

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither Acclaim nor the people that developed the game have been around for over a decade, who are you parasiting off of?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              OK, point me to a place where I can purchase a brand new copy of the game from the publisher, so I can compensate the developers for their work. OH WAIT

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The developers, aka the only people that matter, have already been paid upfront and aren't always guaranteed to get royalties from the game sales. You're only stealing money from IP holders and publishers - the people that don't contribute shit.
              It's ironic to call someone a parasite for not giving the money to a bigger parasite.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You literally replied just to spew dumb shit and have zero argument over the fact there was a 3D southpark game before this one. Choke on a smegma filled un cut dick moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick does this 2 decade old game nail the art style better then the shit in OP's pic?
        Also how do you get the PC port working on modern machines?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          By being more abstract. Just from that picture in the op you can see shit like shading and detail that wouldn't be there in the actual show.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The silly simple graphics work with the mushy low polys

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game had some fugly FMVs (except in the N64 version). This modern game looks even uglier than said FMVs - it really takes some dedication to make it so soulless.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the fmvs ARE the N64 cutscenes recorded.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was made when the show had SOUL

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The PC port is rough on modern hardware no matter what fixes you do. Use this exe fix to at least get the game running with music and increased FOV:
          https://www.moddb.com/games/south-park-deeply-impacted/downloads/south-park-pc-fix-earth

          You could also use the mouse injector and PS1 version of the game:
          https://github.com/garungorp/MouseInjectorDolphinDuck

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How the frick does this 2 decade old game nail the art style better then the shit in OP's pic?
          It doesnt
          the shit in OPs pic nails the new artstyle better
          the one in the old pics nail the old artstyle better
          you just hate the new one cause you dislike new southpark
          which is fair, but saying it doesnt nail the new southpark artstyle is just false

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT? BEING FAITHFUL TO THE ART STYLE? BUT MUH GRAPHIX!!!! REALISTIC SNOW! REALISTIC LIGHTING! MURRRRR REALISM BECUZ GRAPHIX MAKE GAME GOOD WOOOOOO!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vMDEAhB.jpg

        >THQ Nordic South Park game revealed, co-op mujltiplayer. coming 2024. South Park Snow Day
        >PS5/Xbox Series/PC

        we're going home, south bros ..

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick this game, made me try to do the snowall pee thing and the shit melt instantly and just got my hand and arm covered in pee

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're supposed to pee on the snow BEFORE you make it into a snowball

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        based

        I wonder if this'll be a sort of reboot of the 64 game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your point? Most of the early South Park games were shovelware garbage, even the creators hate them. And don’t use some shitty buzzword like “soulful” to excuse this trash.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sovl, this is one of the earliest games i remember playing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need to replay this, I had a lot of fun with it on the N64. It looks pretty good even now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that turkey map nearly filtered me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the nostalgia my goodness

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That game was rad af. Being able to throw alternative versions of some weapons was great. Like making the Terrence and Philipp dolls a grenade or a sticky bomb.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ubisoft did those

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        South Park Studios was very much involved in the development, especially with the design. And the original publisher was actual THQ, with Obsidian as developers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't make a co-op multiplayer (probably shooter?) game with that artstyle, I guess. You gotta have one more dimension.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given there are only highlights under a few characters in the gameplay portion it looks like a game that would be too hard to read properly in 2D.
      I'm sure they tested it given they'd just have the 2d art lying around.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because everything has to be as soulless as possible for whatever reason

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the show's style works fine with low rhythm games like RPGs or simple platformers.

      you cant really do more complex games with 2d. much less games with customization options where with southparks style would require a big amount of sprites or flat models per piece.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you cant really do more complex games with 2d
        multiple zoomers in this thread had this exact opinion for some reason. I want you all to know that you are wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they'll cross into the irl dimension and meet (you)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There really isn’t anything they can do with that they haven’t already done. Another game from them like that would just be treading water.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could have done the anime shonenshit like that one episode.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the 3rd game so it has to be 3d

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because just having a game in 3D makes it sell more. Its bare bones games like Valheim sell better than Core Keeper

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ubishit lost the license and presumably the new studio had to start from scratch
      i really, really fricking wish they went with that art style and continued the SOT game trajectory though this looks like ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Part of what I enjoyed about the RPG games is that they were able to match the South Park style and made it feel like you were just playing through an episode of the show. Seeing those characters in 3D just never looks right.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did they do? It looks like shit.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Happy Wars but South Park

    I'll play it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >happy wars
      Frick I completely forgot about that game. Could never find a lobby

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Happy Wars. Could be cool if they actually make a good game with stable online.

      >Happy Wars, but South Park
      Please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!
      although I'm worried about the art. Looks super fricking uncanny in 3D.

      >happy wars
      Frick I completely forgot about that game. Could never find a lobby

      I never see anyone mention Happy Wars on Ganker, or it's spiritual successor. Have you guys played it? Warlander, I mean. It's by the same devs.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >COOP MULTIPLAYER
    >3D
    So this is either a hero-shooter or some kind of warriors rip-off.
    Either way is shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vMDEAhB.jpg

      >THQ Nordic South Park game revealed, co-op mujltiplayer. coming 2024. South Park Snow Day
      >PS5/Xbox Series/PC

      They should release a fricking mmo but those two aren't too smart

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FBW was a step down from SoT
    >Most likely a step down from FBW

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like absolute shit. I guess the RPG angle would take too long, and Ubisoft has its own slew of problems to fund another game.

      SBW has better combat and IMO the side quests are better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another thing they nailed the artstyle in 3D with the newest intro and it's strange the game doesn't resemble that

      Looks like absolute shit. I guess the RPG angle would take too long, and Ubisoft has its own slew of problems to fund another game.

      SBW has better combat and IMO the side quests are better.

      The sidequests were a little better but I found the combat system in SoT a whole lot better even if it's just Paper Mario
      plus the game felt slower

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that intro is fricking soulless shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >newest
        Technically you're right but this intro is almost 10 years old now

        >none of these Black folk played the N64 game
        I hate you zoomers.

        I played it on PC when I was like 7 and couldn't figure out the controls
        It was soul though

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO
    We are so back cartmanbrahs

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the new fartnite

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Although south park is super gay, this gives me vibes of gotham city imposters, which was pretty dope so I might try it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >super gay
      >dope
      frick off zoomer, leave this website and never return

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calling something gay or dope is gen z
        How out of touch are you? There's no way the homosexuals of gen z would ever utter the word gay as an insult.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the only thing pretty much everyone agreed on with the earlier games was that they looked nice
    >now that style has been replaced with 3D shit that looks like it was made in a week in Unity
    Dead on arrival.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D
    First red flag

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      South Park is made in 3d, moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and so was the first two Ubisoft games, didn't mean they had to change the style that perfectly mimicked the show.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How, pray tell, could you make a 3D co-op shooter with the style of the last two games? It's not possible unless you keep the characters flat sprites in a 3D world.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you care about mimicking a show that turned to shit?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already used every last scrap of content from the golden era of SP in the last two games. I'm guessing this will be all the nu-SP seasonal shit?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, all they had to do was follow what was done before to make some easy money. I guess making it a shitty hack and slash 3d game is cheap or something? I can't see this game doing anything but flopping

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SoT and FbW nailed the show's looks to the point it looked better than the first several seasons of the show
    >now looks like a shovelware PS2 game

    pass
    probably won't even continue New Kid's story again either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      New Kid is called in the fricking trailer dude

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting people to watch that shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Why waste 30 seconds when you are busy scratching your itchy anus

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No thanks marketer, I'll just wait till the game flops and you have a nice day and your family. :^)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              after you XD

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not rpg

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fractured but whole still has ubisoft and denuvo drm garbage
    Nah, easy skip for anyone with a shred of self respect

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heres your new South Park bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fatrix
      >not Fartrix

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not a sweeet.com 2D background with amateurish shading

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God take me back

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino renders

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >none of these Black folk played the N64 game
    I hate you zoomers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite. Anyone that actually played it realized how gay it was. There were plenty of better shooters on n64. The only reason anyone had any fondness was because, as a kid, being able to pee in a game was the funniest shit ever. That's literally it. Take off your nostalgia goggles, the game was shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There were plenty of better shooters on n64
        Turok and Battletanx, maybe Jet Force Gemini, and then what else?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uhhh....

          >playing that when goldeneye and perfect dark exist
          For what purpose?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh, my dementia is acting up again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had it on ps1
      it sucked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did.
      It was shit and purely carried by the fact it was the first South Park video game.
      ALL of Acclaim's SP games were garbage.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda liked SP Rally...
        Had some fun weapons, and I liked that you had several game modes aside from a simple race (even then, the race mode sometimes required you to do weird turns due to the map layouts).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >N64
      I played that shit on PC back in the day. The multiplayer was actually pretty fun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing that when goldeneye and perfect dark exist
        For what purpose?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay sucked but the music was surprisingly catchy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being this new

      based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mom always told me I was kewel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rally was better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being this new

      BASED
      I loved the alien machine
      I LIKE TO SING-A

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was too poor to have an N64, & my parents wouldn't buy a South Park game for their seven year old son.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pozzed park

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trump lost.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is the most I've been disappointed with a game trailer in a while, damn, not even talking about the graphics here

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the PS1 south park shooter looked better than this slop

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Happy Wars. Could be cool if they actually make a good game with stable online.

  25. 9 months ago
    Boco

    Frick, thats a strategy sim game, isn't it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Characters getting catapulted across the map leads me to believe it's an arena shooter.

      • 9 months ago
        Boco

        Thats just as bad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Characters getting catapulted across the map leads me to believe it's an arena shooter.

      Looks like a MOBA to me. It has the selection circles around units. There's minions running around. There's "lanes".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could be, I'm just optimistic for another gotham city imposters.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gotham city imposters
          holy fricking based I thought I was the only one that still remembered this game

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Always and forever. Skaterchads rise up! Frick glidegays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats just as bad.

      Or a beat em up.

      Yes, but at least its not every episode anymore.

      And a neat game where you play as a rat.

      here's your attention, triphomosexual

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Co-op multiplayer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      South Park Mordhau/Chilvary?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pvp battle arena hero royale
    Yeah that's a no from me.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D
    >top-down perspective
    >unclear gameplay
    >co-op multiplayer
    >not an RPG
    I really started to worry about the quality of the show once half the cast sounded like they just developed throat cancer out of nowhere, but now I'm worried about the series as a whole.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >half the cast
      The cast is like 3 people

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it was inevitable. The South Park games usually attempted to do something fresh or neat with the IP. Now they are going to make a soulless GaaS co-op Diablo knockoff.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D
    >Co-op multiplayer
    >Probably gonna be some wannabe fartnite shit with a ton of microtransactions.
    Into the trash it goes.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Matt and Trey onboard?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be surprised if they weren't, considering how they felt about the N64-era games. They only agreed to SoT and FBW because they were given total control.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wizards
    >Again
    I mean it was good the first time, but again..? Oh well. Not like there’s much themes to choose from anyways. I suppose they could’ve gone with good times with weapons but I don’t know if that would have enough mileage for an entire game.. least not an RPG. It could probably work as a fighting game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >South Park Fighting Game
      DoA, but kino. Would be a good AA game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This could work if the game's goal is to mock modern game design and live service games but my gut tells me this isn't the goal here.

    • 9 months ago
      Boco

      Or a beat em up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they went down the fighting game route, I wonder which character would get the Goku treatment of having several different unnecessary variations of themselves that take up slots.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kenny, one slot for every death

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cartman
        >Beefcake Cartman
        >Awesome-O Cartman
        >Wizard Cartman
        >The Coon
        >Border Patrol Cartman
        >Future Rabbi Cartman
        >Future Hobo Cartman
        >Anal Probe Cartman
        >Bounty Hunter Cartman
        >Cop Cartman
        >Kindergarden Cartman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Forgetting Nazi Leader Cartman
          Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            DLC Pack #3

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            'Il mortin Juden os Porritos' es mejor!

            i know thats not even german, but the spanish dub felt funnier.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What does that even mean?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                in the spanish dub? nothing, just badly written not-german.

                in english, 'Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!' means 'We must exterminate the israelites.'

                but the idea is the same, Cartman wanted to use the the passion of christ fanbase to murder all israelites, nazi style.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >change the German for gibberish
                For what purpose? Just make the characters say the same lines.

              • 9 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >Not german
                >For what purpose?
                Some people just don't want to hear gershit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                who knows why did they do it, or maybe the latin american VA's dont have proper tongue to speak German, unlike english VA's.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't respond to triphomos pls

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cartman, or Butters

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone thinks it would be Cartman but the actual one would be Randy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ugh, you're probably right.
          I hate how Matt and Trey started focusing on Randy so much, I stopped watching a few years back because of that.
          I loved the show because of the kids going on adventures, especially for holidays. I want that, not political shit for an entire season and back-to-back Randy episodes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's obvious that as they get older and less whimsical that they identify with the adult characters more than the kids so Randy ends up eating more and more screen time as the seasons went on. It's funny as he was just a background character along with most of the other parents for the first several seasons too.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              doesn't help that most of randy plots in the new season are DUDE WEED LMAO and nothing else.
              Haven't seen season 26 yet but I'm assuming the Tegridy shit is still going on, right?

              • 9 months ago
                Boco

                Yes, but at least its not every episode anymore.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its in the background but their still the worst episodes, other episodes are good

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In one of the specials he went back to normal, blue shirt and all … for 5 minutes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To this day I still don't know if it was only the classic case of
                >we know this thing in our show sucks so we're going to point it because as a joke, we're so meta xD
                or an actual genuine attempt to spite non-stoner fans

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or an actual genuine attempt to spite non-stoner fans
                Trey hates the fans and hates working on the show. But he's stuck making it until he dies because Paramount would just continue without him. Look how easily they replaced Justin Roiland. Also he has two divorces to pay for so he needs the steady income.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don’t need him or Matt.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The year is 2040
                >South Park, Simpsons, Spongebob, and Family Guy are still on the air with AI voices
                >One Piece is finally moving into the second half of its final arc

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That video sounds perfect. No robotic stammering, perfectly understandable, sounds like Cartman and Kenny. This is what VAs are afraid of. They don’t need Trey or Matt and both know it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                what about that video makes you think they don't need VAs anymore

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also he has two divorces to pay for so he needs the steady income.
                Viacom gave him and Matt 900 million fricking dollars for 6 extra seasons and a few special eps, it's enough to pay for a few lifetimes of alimonies

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was just a middle finger, like crab people.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Giant balls Randy is my main

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ectoplasm Randy for me

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >geologist randy
          >tegridy randy
          >warcraft randy
          >testicular cancer randy
          >little league randy
          >ghetto avenue boys randy
          >creme fraiche randy
          >alcoholics anonymous randy
          >lorde randy
          >wiener magic randy
          >post covid randy
          >country randy
          Am I missing any?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            red wine drunk randy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            old artstyle randy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just Clyde to make it funny. Add lots of variants with each update maybe two variants of Clyde in a different outfit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      LETS
      FIGHTING
      LOVE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        TAISETSU NO MONO
        PROTECT
        MY
        BALLS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PROTECT MY BALLS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the funniest episodes of all time, the transition from anime to their normal style when Kenny throws the ninja star into Butter's eye.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      South Park fighter sounds kino, if they get a Japanese dev I’m buying it day 1

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A new game would have more content than 4 seasons of South Park these days. Lazy coasting has beens Matt and Trey.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to give the SP creators credit going back to the N64 era that in general, they put a lot of love into their games not just cashgrab shit. Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole both did well in this regard most recently. Fractured even had a more advanced Mario RPG style combat system (go check out the strip club boss fiight for some examples here and as the club DJ calls out everything you and the strippers do , while you have to avoid the mega-nigress who will ass stomp you in one hit)

    However all of these were single player focused games. Co-op could be good, but I'm really skeptical of multiplayer that they won't shit it up with expensive skins, costumes, microtransaction shit, and battle passes. Now maybe Matt and Tray, being oldgays will put their foot down on this shit (they did a whole ep against mobile monetization) but we'll have to see.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(they did a whole ep against mobile monetization)
      >while also having an extremely predatory mobile game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hypocrisy??? in MY South Park??? how could this be???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly never knew about that. Was it before or after the episode and was it better or worse than the average mobile shitfest?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >extremely predatory
        Just beat the game without spending money, you even a special ending for this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dont spend money.

          >The kids get all dissapointed and just say 'we should have known we were gonna get fricked going freemium...', supposedly, this is the bad ending.

          ya know... this has to be the best ending, they deserved to get fricked if their big plan was to milk players like that!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC the story mode was balanced in a way that you could beat it for free but the real predation was in the PVP element like most gacha games. It is pretty funny that your ending changes depending on how much you paid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This came out years after the episode. Many years.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worst aspect of this game?
        It's actually fun, especially before the common nerf. PvP Tower Defense with no set lanes and Deck Building Aspects? Neat. Wish there was another game similar to this.
        All the South Park shit and how it's actually just kids playing games is a good premise. Alien Clyde is a good example

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah, sweet, i liked stick of t-
    >co-op multiplayer

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope it's half as cool as Phone Destroyer

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    deep rock galactic but south park?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not seeing that comparison at all.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THQ Nordic
    THQ is still around? I thought they died when AA collapsed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's another company using their name. Like when Infogrames rebranded themselves as Atari years ago.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THQ is still around?
      They're still alive and kicking. They just had a showcase where they showed the game in OP, along with:

      Titan Quest 2
      Gothic 1 remake
      A new Outcast game
      A new Alone In The Dark
      Trine 5

      • 9 months ago
        Boco

        And a neat game where you play as a rat.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gothic 1
        How it looks this time? Did the learn from demo?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No idea, it was just a 2 minute cinematic trailer.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need to see more gameplay first. Not really sold yet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they have anal sex?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Craig wouldn't cheat on Tweek.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/SouthPark/status/1690079854

    [...]

    >An all-new South Park game is coming… in three-dimensional glory! Celebrate the most magical day in any young child’s life in SOUTH PARK: SNOW DAY! – coming to PC, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S and Nintendo Switch in 2024.
    >and Nintendo Switch
    >and Nintendo Switch
    >and Nintendo Switch

    fricking moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tendie butthurt he got forgotten again
      Ya hate ta see it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this trend of games ditching gen 8 consoles but releasing a Switch port. It would be like the same game releasing on both PS3 and N64.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wizards, warriors and elfs again
    Dafuq I was expecting ninjas or space ships

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy that they are trying 3D again but I hope it's not multiplayer only and has some actual story

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think South Park stopped being funny all the way back in Season 21

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >season 15
      Ftfy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      South Park has been pretty consistent since it started

      The seasons that try to go for serious social or political commentary usually such

      The seasons that just parody whatever silly pop culture trend is popular at the time are usually funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >South Park stopped being funny all the way back in Season 21
      South Park: s12
      Simpsons: s9
      Futurama: so
      King of the Hill: s8

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        King of the hill was never funny.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being contrary for the sake of it isn't an interesting personality trait.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think what he meant to say was "king of the hill was never not funny". Easy mistake to make, fellow propaniacs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no Family Guy
        have a nice day, its better than all of those shows you listed.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Family guy: s7
          American dad: s18, probably the most kino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Family guy: after it came back from being canceled.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Family guy was never good and resulted in a shit ton of crappy adult cartoons that spawned off it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I share a board with absolutely braindead unfunny shitheads that think that anti-comedy garbage is remotely funny

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            First 3 seasons are kino tho.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              please end yourself, that show is the absolute fricking worst.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but first 3 seasons aren't.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but except they are, because it's literally the fricking worst show ever. How Seth McFartc**t went from Johnny Bravo to that steaming pile of shit is beyond me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pseud.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simpsons is still good well into the early teens

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      season 8 - few episodes of 9 are my cutoff point

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The peak is 6.12: A Ladder to Heaven
        At least it took a while to trail off

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D

    It's over. The last 2 games nailed the aesthetic perfectly and were so damn good. I just wanted Stick of Truth 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean stick of truth 3? stick of truth 2 is the fractured but whole

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fricking horrible

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this shitty american cartoon with an ugly as frick artstyle get video games? Who is this for?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teen girls
      I'm not kidding

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tweak x Craig wasn't lying then? I thought it was autistic manchildren making all of that art and fanfiction.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should upload some actual gameplay and not just 5 seconds worth

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
    GOING DOWN TO LOUDJUNK GOING DOWN TO LOUDJUNK GOING DOWN TO LOUDJUNK GOING DOWN TO LOUDJUNK GOING DOWN TO LOUDJUNK GOING DOWN TO LOUDJUNK

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like crap, and it seems they still don't understand part of the reason why Stick of Truth worked so well.

    The gimmick worked because most of the attacks were things that the kids would realistically be able to fashion out of what's around the house AND they would actually hurt. It's shit dumb kids would do in order to make it "real" and not just play with their imagination, and it's why the attacks would actually work on Adults too. All of it fed perfectly into the idea of a kid's game that blew up to epic proportions.

    Then FBW came out and they switched it all to imagination, and instead it relies on the joke that everyone would just play along, even if they were pissed off adults or Lovecraftian elder gods. That's absolute weak sauce compared to the original, and it's a real shame they're doing the same here despite hammering in the whole "we're playing on a Snow Day thing."

    But maybe I just have a stick up my ass; if this sticks to kids-only, then yeah it could probably be excused as being entirely their perspective

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they know all of that, stupid. They are just milking their brand for cash. They don't owe anyone high quality games

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eat shit, Black person.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny should stop being mute so he can be more of a character with an actual focus. They probably wouldn't have to milk Randy as much if they had a new angle to explore with the kids.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kenny has never been mute and he's been the focus of several episodes both with and without his parka on (although the latter is usually as Mysterion).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what I mean homie.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, he's been focused on repeatedly before. He's just been pushed into the background over the years as Matt and Trey have moved onto other cast members to frick over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but people are just gonna complain it “kills the mystery” or whatever even though
      >We already know what he looks like without the hood
      >We already know what his voice actually sounds like
      Honestly I just wish we’d see more of pic related or frick it, another Scott Malkinson episode. I’m surprised the show has gone on for 20 something years and we still don’t really have anything regarding this dude. Not even an episode centered around him per se, but him being anything other than a background character.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        remember when they made a background kid that has been there since series 1 into a character 20+ years later only to kill him off the following season?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pip?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jason?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw they killed jason white to say that the police killed a white

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Killing someone with that hairline is honestly an act of mercy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made up a little sister for kenny instead of giving more spotlight to his brother kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if they had a new angle to explore with the kids.
      Anon please, they have countless side kids they could flesh out more properly if they wanted

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but people are just gonna complain it “kills the mystery” or whatever even though
      >We already know what he looks like without the hood
      >We already know what his voice actually sounds like
      Honestly I just wish we’d see more of pic related or frick it, another Scott Malkinson episode. I’m surprised the show has gone on for 20 something years and we still don’t really have anything regarding this dude. Not even an episode centered around him per se, but him being anything other than a background character.

      >if they had a new angle to explore with the kids.
      Anon please, they have countless side kids they could flesh out more properly if they wanted

      I think we’re due for another goth kids episode.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They a whole expansion with Fractured But Whole with them. Really had to give credit for that one having real expansions, I think one was From Death til Casa Bonita where the vamp kids were going to transform everyone into lame vampires (per se)) and it was up to New Kid and the party to defeat them alongside the goth kids; Henrietta was even a party member who could be recruited and so was Mint-Berry Crunch.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was just Kenny's sister they were trying to indoctrinate so it fell to New Kid, Mysterion, Cartman (if you fed him enough) and Henrietta to save her from an unlife of lameness. Fun DLC but it was only about a hour long, same with the horror movie one.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The best part was being able to use the new characters immediately in a new game. Henrietta is OP.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They probably wouldn't have to milk Randy as much if they had a new angle to explore with the kids
      Matt and Trey are too old. They cannot relate to children anymore and so they've moved the series to focus on the adult characters to cope.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would fix FBW on PC instead, I hate ubisoft so much

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn those milkers. Shame she’s dead.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coop moba like old starcraft arcade maps of crap patrol or special forces
    >but its southpark
    GODDAMNIT FRICKING MONKEY'S PAW

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHA TEGRIDY FARMS WEEED HAHAHA

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks gay. If they're doing it in 3D it should be basically a remake of that cancelled xbox game

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did you stop watching South Park Ganker?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever every season just became these dozen episode long story arcs for no reason.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      somewhere in season 13

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never stopped, but things definitely got worse after ShiPta town.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >funnybot
      >bad

      >scott tenorman
      >good

      yikes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh no?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't stopped watching them but Season 20 onwards was absolute dogshit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        S20 was painful to watch with how it portrayed orange man and internet trolls. They even had Elon Musk guest star on it and didn't rip on him or anything, he's just there and voiced by himself. That's not to mention all the plotpoints that went nowhere or were changed last minute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chef dying. The adult voice of reason was gone and randy started to become the focal point of the shows idiocy instead of the random shenanigans of the boys.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The creators have said that the removal of mister hat signified the shows change from surrealist humor to politcal, and that happened somewhere in series 7 i think

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      around the black friday trilogy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2016

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t stopped but I don’t laugh anymore. I know when they intend for me to laugh, but I don’t.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Around the time PC Principal took over and Garrison stopped being a Trump parody.

      I DO like PC Principal, but I think the show overall lost my interest around this point. Although I will give them credit, Memberberries was a damn good concept and effortlessly made it's way into the cultural zeitgeist. Anytime Hollywood does some reboot or unnecessary sequel to an old franchise, I find myself going
      >Oooo I member! That was fanTAStic, it was

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the concept of SJWs being bullies and everything they claim to be against. But they really leaned off of it in recent seasons. Not a single joke about Biden, his crackhead son, or all the fossils in his party. But they keep bringing Trump back.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's a classic case of "Taking shots at both sides" but they shoot the Right with tank piercing rounds and the Left with a nerf gun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When Trey and Matt went out of their way to kill Chef in the most spiteful, insane way imaginable to spite Isaac Hayes for leaving the show.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for leaving the show
        nah it was because he, or his handlers posing as him, were going to the media calling them bigots. I also don’t know why his graphic death pisses people off so much when it’s south park, kenny died in worse ways almost every episode for years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8.0 is yellow

      lmao the bias on this is amazing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is funnybot rated so low?
      that episode is actually good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this exact episode.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SayaNoUta

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SayaNoPoota

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        such a bad saga
        cant fathom how someone would find this funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 20 was when I finally stopped really caring. The preachiness wasn't great, but what really clinched it was the fact that the last 4 episodes were completely lazy due to not even trying to change course after the election results didn't go their way. I can get why Ep7 was the way it is, but for the rest, nah.

      There's still decent episodes in the seasons after, but most of them weren't that funny, Randy became more annoying, and it did start to get preachy in other weird ways. Moss Piglets still sticks out to me as weird, since they take a moment to go on about something like "if you win at something and want to use the fact that you're a winner to get chicks, you're exploiting women."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't stop watching something because piece of shit womanly Gankerners say something sucks. this place is literally afraid to speak their mind because of muh yous you stupid zoomer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still watch it, but I literally haven't found the show funny for over a decade now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda stopped watching after the Trump/Garrison thing wrapped up. I did decide to randomly watch a recent episode. It was Cartman trying to start a business with his little hotdog house while Butters does the actual work. I didn't care for it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped at season 20. If I were to go back and re-watch from the start, I'd probably stop around season 18 at the latest since it becomes politics and randy-focused episodes from then on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      when they started making the gore really detailed and stopped censoring most curse words.
      old South Park was charming and the censored words added to the humor imo. Kenny was the only one to get gruesome deaths back then, and even those paled in comparison to modern South Park's weirdly gross gore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't believe not without my anus is still rated that poorly just because of the wienerblock stunt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was over when, like everyone else, they were positive Hilldawg would win 2016 and made a whole season banking on it. I'm not American so whoever runs that circus has no bearing on me IRL but it speaks to them being different people. Also in retrospect the fact that they haven't made a single 'meanspirited' joke about Biden's blatant corruption or bizarre kid touching and his family being drug addict losers but Trump comes back constantly goes to show the original matt and trey are gone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they said they made two episodes for that, one for if Hillary won, and another for if Obama won, so they were ready to drop either one that night.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did that for McCain and Romney. They did not do it for Hillary and Trump. They were sure Trump had lost.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no wait I got my US elections mixed up, and I'm thinking of the heist episode for 2008. They made two versions of that one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right around when they switched from episodic to these overarching story lines, which coincidentally aligned when they shilled for Hillary during the 2016 elections and went into panic mode because they were releasing the episodes as the election was going along and didn't anticipate she would lose.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 20 is objectively great and literally about being a Ganker poster, it's hilarious how much butthurt prevents people from enjoying one of the best seasons of modern South park.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this scene alone makes up for the election bullshit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this scene alone makes up for the election bullshit

        Here's your (you)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment when stan starts seeing everything as shit. I continued watching but every episode has felt bad since then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really in the mood for some South Park video games. Should I buy Stick of Truth or FBW?

      Never stopped watching it, but it got noticeably worse during the Trump episodes.
      Btw, did anyone else love the console wars arc?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still havent stopped but a lot of later episodes were lame
      Tegridy farms was SHIT

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tegridy is definitely the unfunniest thing to ever grace the show, and yet they kept it going for multiple seasons and a special, they literally acknowledge in the special that people don't like it, take it away only to bring it back again? The frick?

    • 9 months ago
      POST YOUR DUDE

      around season 14.
      I got off the train before the 2016 trump stuff since it was clear the show had already basically run its course.

      Later I tried to catch up and watched the 2016 season and some stuff from the pre covid seasons but I just found everything so contrived and unfunny. I think the people here saying that the creators cant write from the perspective of the kids anymore are right.

      I think maybe there was an opportunity to recapture that perspective a bit once they started raising their own kids but Trey got divorced and "co parents" and stone was never the leader.

      Also I just don't think most things like this can go for 30 years and still be fresh and good anyway. It really should have ended at 201 with the celebrities suiing them and the muhammad thing, or a few other points. It isnt quite zombie simpsons but its pretty boring.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2016, although the show already became a shadow of its former self before that. Anyone who can make an entire season pissing and shitting themself over muh Trump is not worth listening to, not even as an entertainer.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its fricking splatoon

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    South Park is dead. Matt and Trey sold put, lost the edge and stopped shitting on all sides.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fricking awful

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noooooo why didn't you make the same fricking game again even though it was already getting old by the second one??????
    You guys are really moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even though it was already getting old by the second one??????
      no, you're the moron
      everyone was asking for this art style

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the problem is that this kind of artstyle can only work for 2d platformers or RPGs, simple games that dont require that much action from the player.

        making an full on 3d action game is just not possible with the 2d artstyle.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this kind of artstyle can only work for 2d platformers or RPGs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you know that the argument is more compelling from

            >this kind of artstyle can only work for 2d platformers or RPGs

            's standpoint, right?

            the old FPS (and SP Rally) are still 3d games, not using the 2d artstyle.

            and yeah, 3d games CAN use 2d sprites, but in the case of the new SP games in which you are playing an OC with access to a lot of different clothes, you think making a set of god knows how many sprites per piece is a good idea?.

            Also, you will still be limited in some way camerawise. like in doom for example, you can only use front facing camera angles, unless you want the characters look like the trees from SM64 when seen from the top.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a set of god knows how many sprites per piece is a good idea?
              you only need one spritesheet per piece since you can just overlay it on top of the character so it's 8 sets around unless it's symmetrical in which case you only need 5
              you need at most 17 sprites for an item, 8 for level, 8 for looking down on, and 1 for on top if it would be visible
              you could also just skip the looking down on sprites since they aren't really needed if it's first person so it's just 8, maybe 9 if it's a hat or even just 6 if it's symmetrical
              >you can only use front facing camera angles
              you only need one areal sprite for hats and shoulders and it's fine since you can just rotate it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          then make it 3d as they're once again trying and light/texture it to look like the show. This isn't actually that hard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't you make the same fricking game again
      But enough about CoD

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KYLE: That’s because there is no goo, Mr. Cruise. You see, I learned something today. Throughout this whole ordeal, we’ve all wanted to show things that we weren’t allowed to show, but it wasn’t because of some magic goo. It was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That’s obviously the only true power. If there’s anything we’ve all learned, it’s that terrorizing people works.

    >JESUS: That’s right. Don’t you see, gingers, if you don’t want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop.

    >SANTA: That’s right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were right.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really interested, the last maybe 4-5 seasons have been pretty shit and creatively bankrupt.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick?

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
    >Goodbye.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its fricking 3D
    WHAT THE FRICK STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Battle royal

    They are something like 8 years too late to cash in on that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a MOBA. They are even more late.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MOBA

        well at least we know it'll be dead and gone in a months time.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no proper south park game, just the same old magic scenario with the console wars/coon and friends imagination shit
    I get that they're kids but I'd still like a game in the normal universe.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am i the only one that just wants to play as Cartman or Kenny and not some half assed avatar?

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >south park
    >3d

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've at least mimicked the stop motion animation, that would've kept the game soulful.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anything topped Hit and Run?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Simpsons game

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it going to have a single player too or is it just a moba?

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show has been going to shit for like 8 seasons now, whenever memberberries and Tegridy farms became a fricking 4 season long joke that didn't go anywhere.

  73. 9 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    >looks like shit
    >for the PS5/Xbox Series/PC
    bruh

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was hoping for a game similar to Fun with Weapons

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys do know the creators have completely sold out at this point right? The series isn't what it used to be its become complete cringe trash that is too left leaning.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not screaming the Black person/Jews every 5 minutes is left leaning

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

        They did an entire episode where Randy tries to exploit black culture as a parody of BLM shit

        And the humor is just absolute fricking shit. This show hasn't been funny in years though to be fair. Probably because these clowns sold out years back actually.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did an entire episode where Randy tries to exploit black culture as a parody of BLM shit

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    feels like a MOBA, if so no thank you.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of the old EEnE online game

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't no fricking way this is a MOBA.
    This has got to be an ARPG or a beat em up.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need footage of my two husbands before I can justify playing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hated how they actually committed to this moronic joke.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >committed to this moronic joke

        I agree but only because the quality of shipping material took a nose dive when normals got wind of it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying it's a joke at this point
        Face it anon, they just kneeled before the power of gay shotas

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason why nu-park sucks is because they commit to too many moronic jokes and force them even after the initial episode
        >making tweek and craig a gay couple
        >changing token to tolkien
        >randy has a weed farm, lmao
        Many such cases, imagine if in the old days they had committed to Cartman's hand being Jay Lo and Ben Affleck would come every other episode to casually frick Cartman's fist. These days you can't just pick a random episode and watch it out of order, trying to watch anything post S20 randomly (I would argue that this started as early as S18 actually) will just confuse you. No rewatch value, these episodes will never be classics

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          god i hate randy's weed shit
          the token name thing was stupid
          the tweek and craig thing was very forced

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a Wii game, which I should remind you came out in 2006, 17 years ago. What were they thinking?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a f2p game, they need it to run on toasters and Switch

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        CSGO and Dota2 look far better and they run on low enough specs for the games to be infested by a 50%+ slavic playerbase that still has intel pentium dual core with 1.80GHz CPUs, 4 GB of RAM and 256MB of Vram.
        That's no excuse.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MOBA shit
    Skip
    I would have taken a third RPG with the anime, wrestlers or pirates personas

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fake as frick, That is the worst looking game I have ever seen.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Looked like Fat Princess for a second
    >Co-op

    Meh

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >co-op mujltiplayer
    dropped

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those gamecube tier graphics

    lol dare i say lmao even

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the Ubisoft games done then? I actually liked those a lot and was hoping a third one was coming at some point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they might make a third one, but there's no plans yet

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look as good as that old Ed Edd n Eddy multiplayer game, and that came out well over a decade ago.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the psyop of all time

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >psyop
        it's real

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok larpgay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw just unlocked bike for kevin
      dorks need not apply

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kevingays unlock their homosexual troony bike so they can be viable to run
        >They still get countered to the point the class is unplayable by Sarah specials, Eddy's Specials, Ed and Rolf combo, etc

        Oh no no no Kevinsisters...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >coping eddy gay thinks his specials even slightly counter bike
          lmao, yeah keep grinding at jaw breakers dork, hope you enjoy all that hard work being absolutely worthless in the final boss fight

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all that hard work being absolutely worthless in the final boss fight
            well yeah, the guy has a hardcoded resistance to all of eddy's attacks and is immune to all of his scam abilities and gets a big-ass grab that instantly kills you, that's kind of the point.
            you're supposed to do all eddy's unique quests to actually beat the guy, they are NOT optional

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      take those nostalgia goggles off

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that looks fricking horrible

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ignoring the faces, it doesn't look too bad.

        they kept some of the essence of the series with the animations and the music

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fan servers when? I miss this game so much

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a screenshot of the actual Gamecube game, not the MMO meme

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not 2D
    it's going to flop miserably

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk how possible it would be to do but why not make it like 2D/3D like Mario Kart 64? Cel shaded 3D backgrounds and 2D sprites

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man Nintendo refused to hire went to work for South Park Studios

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    4k with multilingual subs

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The old games were praised because they looked and felt like episodes of the show.
    This just looks like rancid dogshit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed this was more of the same so you got me to click on the link. Hahahaha what are they thinking?

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So am I the only one to like the ps2 graphic style?

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SLOP PARK
    >POZZED PARK

    S H R I M P L E A S

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Stick of Truth and Fractured But Hole, this looks like the dogshit South Park games we used to get. Frick off.

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a minimal effort cash grab doomed to flop, just generic, souless, fricking whatever unity assets and particle effects with no semblance of art direction

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that looks like shit. why wouldn't they just stick to the artstyle they had for the RPG games?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because that wouldn't work for a game with a 3D world..

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. I still need to get around to playing the fractured butt hole as a matter of fact. Stick of Truth i have already played and it's so good. It had no right to be as good as it did, because usually most TV show adaption games I've played over the years suck. All of the old games for this series did at least.

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there was an ed edd n eddy online game everyone cool knew about and played
    >we all agreed not to tell you
    >haha but dont worry its only a psyop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Rolf's house raid with the alien raid boss that crossed over with other MMO's
      Ahh good times

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they can never make another spinoff as kino as stick of truth

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game was way too good to be locked away behind XBLA exclusivity.

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit looks like sednas world penguins arena lmfao

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Happy Wars, but South Park
    Please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!
    although I'm worried about the art. Looks super fricking uncanny in 3D.

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why cant they just make a Stick of Truth 2? It's probably the greatest tv show video game of all time. But Whole was terrible, and this ARPG/moba whatever they're planning looks even worse.

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morons think south park sucks when token's name is literally token
    the list goes on and on and I'm aware of the tolkein episode, they are legit. no I can't speak on the last few seasons but before that yes they are legitimate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >South Park isn't woke garbage now because it was edgy in the past
      >admits he hasn't seen anything recent
      >still insists the show is "based"
      Your post is completely moronic.

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like one of those nintendo hire this man videos

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, why hasn't there been any Biden jokes? Nothing about him sniffing kids, corn pop, maybe even his son doing drugs and buying hookers? Why haven't they touched the Biden admin?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they don't want obamas wiener.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      prob because it's so easy to make fun of somebody with dementia. don't think they'd be against it though. also what's funny about a rich guy doing drugs and fricking prostitutes. they all do that.

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    South Park got banned in China but if these guys are really cool, they will run the story i want and get banned in America and possibly even murdered by political figures.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy schizo post

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks ugly and low quality as frick.
    Should have made it papercraft like the new intro.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like a mobile spin-off. They even used wizard cartman for no other reason than brand recognition.

      That would've been keewl

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good times with weapons was robbed.

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went so wrong, bros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They ran out of ideas so alot of the episode was just repeating the same joke atleast 5 times. Also they made it seem like the weed shit was finally over but then there were like nope.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the short seasons that shows seem to do now

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D South Park
    Sovl

  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snow day war is a fun idea for a South Park game but based on this trailer it looks like a shitty Dota clone

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    south park fujoshi are terrifying

  115. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should be good

  116. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only games i played outside the good ones (Obsidian/ubisoft games) was that FPS game back in the 90s and south park racing. I don't remember the old ones being very good that were actually in 3D. Considering we're mostly past the age of cheap tie in games and developers are actually expected to try nowadays, i hope the pressure is on for them to make something good. That newer sponge bob platformer that was kind of like a spiritual successor to battle for bikini bottom was dope. So i hope the days of bad games are behind us.

  117. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit

  118. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MONKEYPAW'D REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  119. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh great cartman facesitting fartdom the game, just what we need right about now of all times

  120. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    southpark is the only turn based rpg i enjoyed after the ps2 era

  121. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neat.
    I remember watching letsplayers playing stick of truth and fractured butthole years back.
    I loved the games. I finally bought and finished stick of truth cause of it.

    I hope its not an ubisoft exclusive or something

  122. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit will be dead in 2 weeks.
    Team Online games are shit and everyone hates them.

  123. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it always a snow day in south park, though?

  124. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not being made by Ubisoft, isn't it?

  125. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cash grab 101

  126. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    south park the very funny tv show

    >durr christianity silly and stupid11!1

    thats all theyve ever been- perfect for morons

  127. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last episode of South Park is "You're Getting Old". Everything after has just been cringe "hey what was in the news last week?" garbage. The season long running jokes is comedy anti-matter. I'd rather watch fricking Family Guy.

  128. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Co-op multiplayer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      good, not enough co-op games these days, and there's only been two co-op South Park games, both were XBLA titles that no one played.

  129. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    happy wars but south park?

  130. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretty much make a near perfect South Park game with Stick of Truth
    >make a significantly worse second game that just did Stick of Truth but worse
    >now this
    If it ain't broke etc etc

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fractured Ass wasn't significantly worse, but it was a definite downgrade. There's probably more replayability in the second game. I very rarely replay games, but I actually played through both games twice. Fractured Ass was much more enjoyable the second playthrough for me. I think the DLC helped it, even if it made the game braindead easy (I don't think I was able to beat Morgan Freeman my first time, but he was pretty goddamn easy with Mintberry Crunch). Pretty moronic the first game never got DLC.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I replayed them both earlier this year, FbW gets more flak than it deserves really. It's much longer than the first game and while most of the more current show references (for the time it was released) flew over my head I still had fun with it. I played it on V.Hard so even regular fights could kill you if you didn't watch what you were doing. Pretty great soundtrack too, each enemy group having it's own theme was nice (too bad the game didn't commit to the late game change of all the groups teaming up against you as it barely lasts until it goes back to normal).
        Last leg of the game definitely felt rushed as frick though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Problem with FBW is its hard to separate the game itself to these people from the media franchise it's mocking.
          While SoT is a GoT ripoff, GoT leans much heavier into generic fantasy tropes and Tolkein aesthetics that Southpark could impliment.

          Where as FBW is just a straight parody of Capeshit, the phases etc and popular superheros. Sure there might be some DC stuff sprinkled in but still, much different aesthetic.

          I prefer the combat in FBW over SoT, and paper mario fanboys might kill me or whatever but I'll take it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >3D

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              wat

  131. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >South Park
    >2023
    Nah.

  132. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 90% of the morons in this thread
    >south park sucks because look at me I am so contrarian and cool
    stop trying to fit in morons, it's okay to say that you like the shows that you like. you don't have to say something is shit just to try and fit in at a fricking ANONYMOUS WEBSITE

  133. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cartmans big wobbling pasty sweaty ass cheeks crackling out excessive monstrously loud powerful dry farts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      paradise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      heaven

  134. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and Gay.

  135. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only appeal of a South Park game is the humour and the art style resembling the show. Why would anyone want this garbage?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      well said

  136. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, apparently Ganker cares about this game much more than I'd expect.
    Anyway, I really liked the first game, but I felt like the concept of a "south park" game kind of wore itself down by the end and I just couldn't get into the sequel as much as I'd tried. I've always been a big fan of the show (even with its newer, shittier seasons), but I can only take so much crudeness for a 30-40 hour experience.

  137. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It reminds me of the N64 games but worse and with less charm. How the frick did they even manage that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      were you ever online with your n64

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >interact keyboard

        Wouldn't surprise me if they were all broke right out of the box.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but I did have weird gamesharks with the parallel port. They were brittle junk

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love weird gadgets of old

  138. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kind of reminds of the PvZ garden warfare games that were great until EA ran them into the ground

  139. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?
    are we back?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't mess with my head with windows like that anon please I beg of you

  140. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what'll save this game is witty banter and every character having multiple voice lines.

  141. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >South Park
    >2023
    Show died when they turned the teacher into drumpy dumpy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its crazy how much 2016 mind broke people

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >show died when
      South Park has been parodying politicians forever and suddenly it's just not okay when it's about someone you like? you were never a fan of this show, just be honest about that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >makes an entire season about trump
        >won't touch biden with a bargepole
        I was a fan when it was still good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except they did it for a full season and even now they keep bringing it up. Meanwhile there isn't a single joke whatsoever about Biden. Go dilate, freak.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Go dilate, freak.
          Yeah i must be a troony because you're such a sensitive b***h over a joke. You probably never watched any of old south park in the 90s, it was way more political than today. I don't understand why any of it would bother you if you've been watching it for a while.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go on, name the timeframe where an entire season was dedicated to a single politician.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Go on, name the timeframe where an entire season was dedicated to a single politician.
              Why are you so obsessed over the duration of which they focused it on? it's because it was relevant towards the time. South Park has never not paid attention to what's going on with social commentary. Not making any commentary is kind of like asking them not to write an episode. You didn't find the jokes funny, just leave it at that. But don't pretend that they weren't always doing this. What's next are you going to complain about they didn't make fun of Obama enough? Trey Parker and Matt Stone have never been shy about saying they hate both the Republican and Democrat parties.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So why aren't there any jokes about Biden or BLM?

  142. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's amazing how little I care

  143. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the show had like 3 good seasons and a handful of good episodes sprinkled in the shit that is everything after. and now it's pozzed.

  144. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >co op multiplayer
    Why does it have to be this? i just want a fully fleshed out single player game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      good thing the last two games were exactly that. let us have a co-op South Park game.

  145. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coop
    >multi-player
    >moab
    >soulless 3D
    I can understand moving away from the RPG format but what the frick are they doing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don't give a frick. matt and trey were paid what half a bill to keep making episodes? Do you think they give a frick what kind of games their studio makes?

  146. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >americrap cartoons
    Anime is far superior

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one debatted that.
      Rent Free.

  147. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >multiplayer shit

  148. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Fractured Butt Whole any good?
    I found Stick of Truth to be surprisingly decent and enjoyed it for the most part.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only played FBW and i enjoyed it quite a lot. Go with the hard difficulty (Mastermind ) though, i restarted after i found normal (Heroic) too easy. Although i haven't replayed the game after they made the hardest difficulty available (Diabolic). The DLCs (even the challenge) DLC were fun for me too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a slow start but once you start unlocking other powers and are allowed to mix and match it really starts to get fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Fractured, if only because it felt like it was made by people who actually watch/enjoy(enjoyed) the show and threw in a LOT of early-season lore and references, although the ending just kinda happens, and your enjoyment will probably depend on if you think the Mitch Connor thing is funny, that episode divides a lot of anons based on the SoT lead-up threads

      At least one of the gameplay devs clearly grew-up on Working Designs' stuff, and the battle system feels like a mix of every tactical JRPG they brought over, Arc the Lad specifically, but it's a lot more blatant with things like the martial artist moveset being a 1:1 copy of Karate Jean in Lunar 2. Like the other anon said, it's kinda easy on anything other than mastermind/diabolic, I did diabolic playthrough 2, and you REALLY need to play smart while stacking bleed and other effects more than you usually do and save your good items, the psychic healing ultimate is mandatory for later fights, with the DLC's adding what are basically JRPG superbosses

      The music is also surprisingly really good

  149. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they still dont know how to make 3d south park look good

  150. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the first season worth watching? I remember it being pretty bad way back then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say its still enjoyable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      South Park has a similar quality trajectory to Simpsons. Early seasons are uncomfortable, middle seasons are good, late seasons are sparsely enjoyable.

      The main difference being that Simpsons hits higher peaks and lower lows than South Park.

  151. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the main thing i hated with the first game was there was a lot of permanently missable shit that required another playthrough, especially if you were an achieve prostitute
    they pretty much fixed that in the fractured though

  152. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >co-op mujltiplayer

  153. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3d
    and there goes the SOUL

  154. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit
    I'm not exaggerating, this is the worst art direction I have ever seen in my life. what the frick were they thinking man?

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