New studies find that over 50% of modern couples find each other online
Despite the fact that you are online all the time you are still single
You have no excuses left /vp/ get yourself some b***hes asap
And no glaceon does not count
Also post glaceon pics
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Why would I want b***hes?
> New studies find that over 50% of modern couples find each other online
No wonder new families sucked ass nowadays
Why would I? I'm pretty content with my life, no need to spice things up.
You may think its not worth, but having a daily dose of pussy at home is invaluable for any man.
You just gotta find the sex addict kind of girl and keep her by your side by fulfilling with your obligation of dicking her every night
No it isn't. I have not needed any, and I will continue to not need any.
Frick, implying that you need to spend time dicking her every night to keep her around already means it's too much of a pain in the ass to even consider.
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Yes but only because Pokemons are not real.
The term you're looking for is Volcel.
Dilate
I’m no expert and won’t claim to be one, but isn’t this type of relationship doomed to fail? There’s a risk at one point she would get bored of you and go search for someone else to frick
Women only want chad. If you aren't in the genetic elite, it's a waste of time to pursue sex and relationships.
Even if you're not Chad, an active sex life is still a requirement for optimal health, both physical and mental. Lack of it causes serious physical and mental problems.
I have more important and productive things to be doing than to spend all my time shoving my penis into a slimy meat tube.
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The "in" in the word incel means "involuntary", my mentally deficient friend.
If I father any children, it needs to be with a woman I know, trust, and love. Too many marriages fail on the premise of couples marrying for an easy sexual outlet, rather for creating a family. I will not allow a child of mine to be born into the world without me AND my wife to love and nurture them. If that woman ever comes during the times when I'm out and about, then maybe I will. Or maybe she'll never come and I'll live the rest of my days as a single man. I will not allow the expectations of society to dictate how I live my life.
>I will not allow the expectations of society to dictate how I live my life.
This but also, why would you bring children into this world the way it is now?
That's simply one of the other factors as to why I'm against the rush to have children. As of now, my wife would also need to be working a full time job, or at least a good part-time job. I'm also only 23, which is still too young to feasibly be having children. I'd wager most of this board isn't even 30 yet. I may not the oldest person around the place, but I think people need more time to realize how hard being an adult is in general before they end up being a parent.
>why would you bring children into this world the way it is now?
Because this is prime time to show children what NOT to do, and therefore you can put them on the right path to fixing this.
This mess probably isn't getting fixed in our lifetimes, and we're sure as hell not getting any younger, so it's more a now or never ordeal.
> this is prime time to show children
Frick off troony
>frick off troony
No no, you don't get it. This is prime time to show your children why you can't trust everyone! ESPECIALLY trannies in schools!
Not enough reports, presumably. What would this fall under anyways?
Not bringing children into this world is the best thing you can do for Humanity. Humanity is fricked and it's impossible to protect your children's children and their children from the rampant degeneracy. No I will not get into relationships, and no one will remember me or what I've done years from now, so why the frick should I care? I do what I want and I value my peace of mind above all else. Not my Problem.
>Humanity is fricked
This has happened a few times before, and each time it has been fixed.
>it's impossible to protect your children's children and their children from the rampant degeneracy
Teach your children how to avoid it, and they will teach their children how to.
>This has happened a few times before, and each time it has been fixed.
Yeah, no.
Frick that.
Once america falls apart and economies dependant on america go with it, things WILL improve. Its not uncommon for culture to go completely looney near the end.
>Teach your children how to avoid it, and they will teach their children how to.
Unfortunately, peer pressure is a much stronger influence than good parenting from a stable and loving household that has an active mother and father in a developing child's life. The only way to prevent the degeneracy from corrupting them is to completely isolate them from social interaction that you can't supervise, and that in turn requires homeschooling.
>This has happened a few times before, and each time it has been fixed.
Each time it took several generations though. Yes life will find a way but we won't be around to see it. Or we'll be too old to enjoy it.
Whatever you're doing is not going to matter a century from now, you're better off continuing your bloodline instead of dooming yourself to being forgotten as soon as you die.
>You may think its not worth, but having a daily dose of pussy at home is invaluable for any man.
I know fren, that's why I got myself a loving DW with a tight cookie 🙂
Based and redpilled. Relationships are not a goal, they are something nice to have if you find someone you get along with well, but they are really not a must have. You're your own person, you're complete by yourself.
Adorable!
that study was match group propaganda, they were including stupid shit like couples who used fb messenger to talk to each other.
I'd need to have this hypothetical female human that totally exists outside of OP's imagination to confess to me that she's a dogfricker on our first meeting in order to actually try and lett her waste my precious time much better spent on gooning to on-model Glaceon porn of either gender fricking humans.
>I'm sorry for did strange thing suddenly
ESL hands made this comic
nips/koreans make all the good comics. Western artists usually do cringe self insert/OC shit.
He's either a Mexican or Cambodian, sorry for not remembering who makes my fapfuel if they aren't a frequent topic on /acrg/
HOT GLACEONS NEAR YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SEX RIGHT NOW!!!
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE!
I only want to have sex with fictional magical creatures that could destroy me in an instant but would love me instead.
Humans are to gross and cruel.
I can barely deal with myself, how can I ever hope to find someone else who can deal with me?
I'm with a girl I met online now, but honestly I just don't feel excited about it. I'm with her because she's attractive and nice and all, but I don't feel a real spark.
I recently moved and tried a few dating apps to see what was around, my experience was:
>1/2 of the matches never message/respond
>1/4 of the matches chat for a bit then abruptly stop responding
>1/8 of the matches continuously chat but constantly make excuses for why they can’t meet for a date
>1/8 of the matches agree to meet up but end up being fat or dry and boring
it’s just a waste of time unless you’re pretty attractive, in which case you don’t need dating apps in the first place
I have to confess /vp/ I talk to woman online for almost two months now
We talk everyday and it's much fun. We also flirt.
And you know what the worst part is. I kinda hate it because I thought I don't need anyone in my life.
So I made this thread how your love life is going anons.
A long-distance relationship is not a relationship. An online friend is not a real friend.
Hi, ESL bawdeon anon
Cope
We plan our meeting
Unless you move in with each other or have a convenient way of meeting in person regularly, it will not last. That's a fact.
I will not get this go to waste anon. Or else I have to make a emberassing follow up threat
I'm to scared to talk to women
All the good men are taken. The rest troon out or want to frick little girls
>you need to be in a relationship to be truly happy
Sounds like something a roastie would say. No thanks. I'm pretty happy where I'm at in life, no need to complicate things.
unironically this, if the right guy comes along I'll give it a shot but I'm not going to lose sleep over it
Depressing thread. Not getting any younger and just want to find someone I like & vice versa.
I live in the middle of a field in the middle of a forest in the middle of a wetland in the middle of a bunch of farmland, nobody on """dating""" apps is within my area, and if I were to meet women online through hobbies or games (which I dont, everyone online is just little children or weird fat autistic dudes), they sure as frick wouldn't want to visit here.
Now I shall appreciate your Glaceon pics and then go back to chasing away coyotes.
sounds nice, but aren't you afraid of a coyote uprising?
I'm afraid of women
I already know that I'd fail, so I don't have to try. People like me are meant to be alone.
Considering the history I've had with relationships, I don't think I'd ever be able to trust another person again. I'm sure there are wonderful people out there, but so far every single relationship I've had has been genuinely awful. Half of them were IRL, half of them online. The online ones were bad and superficial, most people online don't want to seriously date and they just want to desperately stop feeling lonely... And then they regret into a relationship when they have to compromise, or when things get serious. You'll be lucky if the other person doesn't just end up ghosting you once they realize they only wanted to fool around for a couple of weeks and then dip.
And my IRL ones led me to having trauma that has scarred me for life so... Yeah, I don't think relationships are for me anymore. I feel like if I even dated someone, the issues I have due to those past relationships would make me into a really unhealthy partner to have. So I don't really want another person to have to deal with those.
I just wanna remind people that cry about "WoMeN oNlY wAnT ChAd!!" that even chris chan has a gf. If you cant get a girl, your a bigger loser than chris chan
it's not a matter of getting someone, I think even the ugliest man/woman could find someone. The problem is getting someone who is worth having who doesn't make your life worse
I feel bad for you, but this is a mature way of thinking about it. Kind of in the same boat.
>go outside
>look for women
>find none
>walk back home
>go inside
People always make it sound a lot easier than it is.
The guy who formerly rented my flat was a bald manlet and still had a passable gf. I know people even more pathetic than that who always have gfs. My issues are not my looks, it's the fact that I fear people and go out of my way to avoid interacting with them.
Unlike CWC I don't exist outside of this website, also I don't care about human females who aren't into getting raped by monsters amd fictional animals or real ones
Just call me incel and be done.
im gonna be honest, i think im too autistic for love
had a lot of opportunities, knew many people who liked me in high school but just tried to avoid them
dont even jack off much either, and as far as I can tell it isnt a test issue either
The truth is that normal people learn how to deal with people and relationships at a young age, meanwhile you all just spent your time playing Pokemon and watching weird shit on internet, and at this point your mind is so fricked that you actually think Glaceon is attractive sexually, so there's basically no hope for you.
Women can detect creeps just by looking at them, they need to do it to protect themselves.
If you have any hope left, just do your best to not be so weird, develop healthier hobbies, care about your image, etc. But to be brutally honest, incels almost never stop being incels, it's worse the older you get.
I'm glad I got a girlfriend when I was younger and now live a healthy life.
>healthy life
>an autist in denial on here pretending to be a normie
Sure.......
>everyone here is as weird as me
If that helps you cope I won't stop you.
Both of you are more normal than a good chunk of /vp/ users. I hate to admit that I've been in or near /vp/ related discords in the past, and every time it is SHOCKING how high a percentage of the users of this board are underaged and like, AUTISTIC autistic, like, not Ganker autistic, but like, were probably in a special class autistic. When I saw the way the individuals who use this board think and act the state of the board instantly became so much more crystal clear to me.
>The truth is that normal people learn how to deal with people and relationships at a young age
Virginity rates are exploding among zoomers, especially among boys.
>Women can detect creeps just by looking at them, they need to do it to protect themselves.
Then I guess CHILD RAPE isn't creepy in your mind.
>getting mad about bots
That's not a nice way to describe women, anon
Implying that I haven't already seen this copypasta on Redit 4 years ago get reposted here at least a thousand times.
I thought summer was over...
So you don't only want to frick Glaceon, you also have schizophrenia.
>So you don't only want
!!!ESL DETECTED!!!
>knowing how to use b4k.co is schizophrenia
Honestly how fricking new are you, sharty tourist?
>you don't only want to frick Glaceon
90% of the Poke'dex is on my frick list flamf'am, no idea why are you suprized on me staying on topic unlike you. . .
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Glaceon should get Snow Warning
>you should warp your life around having sex because bla bla bla
>but actually you'll never have sex because bla bla bla
What sort of demented hellscape exists within a troony's mind?
I don't really care about b***hes, though. My brand of literal autism leaves me much less inclined to be comfortable with continuous physical contact with another person now that I'm no longer obliged to do so like with parents, and having a whole abode to myself ensures a state of controlled peace that I value above all else. Also doesn't help that sex seems overrated to me because everyone constantly hypes it up like it's the end-all be-all of life, so ironically that only makes me not care about it because I'm a firm believer of "too good to be true" being applicable to anything and everything.
I know what I am, and what I am is someone that's inherently incompatible with the social expectations of most people when it comes to in-person interactions due to a mix of mental state, upbringing and the turbulent shift of social cultures that came after 9/11 fearmongering. And if I really do get that starved for companionship, physical touch and affection, I'll just adopt a dog.
>And no glaceon does not count
I'm going to impregnate a Glaceon and yes it does count
Why isn't this thread deleted yet?
Mods dont delete anything.
Did you know that genwarring is literally against the rules? Because sure doesn't seem like it.
Because they're waiting for the voreschizo to show up despite the thread having nothing to do with you-know-who.
There we go kek
This thread's been a fun one, lads, see you when we get 404'd!
>404'ing a thread without any bunkertroons spamming favela execution or animal gorn WEBMs
Don't you realize yet that the jannies *are* the Discordgays you've been complaining about for the past 4 years or even longer?
You riled him up so fricking hard that he's cross board spamming LMFAO. Jesus christ.
Because no one has bothered to report it
Mods don't do shit if you don't report things here.
Climate get worse every year and people here think that trannies are the problem.
Mars has also been subject to global warning despite having no greenhouse gasses or even an atmosphere, how can you explain that?
Because global warming is a natural process, moron. But we have accelerated it a lot.
This isn't the first ice age earth has been in, nor is it the first time that an increase in greenhouse gasses moved us away from the ice age (its historically the only thing that ends ice ages).
The last ice age before the current one was around ~300 million years ago and after the planet warmed up it was able to support the fricking dinosaurs, the greenhouse effect is an overall net positive for the planet long-term, but the fear is that the animal kingdom cannot adapt fast enough and entire lineages will be wiped out that otherwise wouldn't have.
There is also ample evidence Mars got the shit nuked out of it millions of years ago, fascinatingly.
Both are issues, though the troony problem will eventually go away while climate one wont.
I'm of two minds since technically the heating earth is good, as it hopefully means an early end to the current ice age, and a return to earth as an even more life-friendly planet. Unfortunately short term it means a lot more branches of the tree of life will be wiped out than would otherwise if given time to adapt. Specialized animals like Polar Bears were doomed no matter what since earth was going to heat back up eventually, but the more moderate stuff that is getting fricked over by the rapid shift is a bit sadder (not that climate change is nearly as big a cause for species extinction as habitat loss, which nobody gives a shit about)
Pokemon?
You'll never go back to NYU
You'll also lose your job soon kek
god can you just cut off your wiener already and be done with it?
PLAP PLAP PLAP
I had girlfriends in high school and early college but it just ended up being boring after a while. I am definitely lonely but I don't want another relationship where our main shared interest is sex. The only women I'm interested in dating these days end up being lesbian, asexual, or trans