New UBISOFT IP leaked for Nintendo Direct by UBISOFT themselves

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks doc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      context for the "thanks doc" schizo shit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You want context? Ok , the doctor will see you soon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Google images Doctor piccolo. Do so in front someone btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need to go back, lurk moar, get out newbie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will prescribe to you a dose of Lurk.
        When you think you've Lurked enough, lurk moar.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow what an exciting Direct. The future of Nintendo looks bright.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you really seething over an Ubisoft game that most people don't expect much from and a partner showcase that nobody has high expectations for?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had high expectations for the partner showcase
        until I realized the game I was expecting a release date for already got it's release date 3 years ago

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    woah UBISOFT has a new IP? crazyyyy wtff i gotta know more about thiss!!! i care so much about ubisoft its insane!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it about... magic... birds? Or are those supposed to just be like glasses instead?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just this picture?
    will it have great big staffs or dinky little wands

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm used to not owning Ubisoft games, I'm fine not owning this one too

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when Ubisoft make a Ps/Xbox new IP
    ....
    >When Ubisoft make a switch new IP
    Waoww best thing evaaahh

    Why tendies morons are like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all but 2 comments on the game in this thread are negative and the non negative ones are neutral

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario and Rabbids were decent games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you making up imaginary posts to get mad at?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just the default state of Ganker. Nobody engages with anything we just have an imaginary troony in our head that believes the opposite of what we think.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, they grouped up several fanbases and created the tendie boogeyman, they aren't exactly mentally stable.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          proof?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smash and fire emblem are Nintendo franchises but fans of the former hate the latter.
            You can't group them into one thing like you can another fanbase.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you welcomed those palworld migrant, now deal with it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are making up things to be angry about or dunking on nintendo new to Ganker? Sorry, I was born yesterday so I'm not sure.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So DIE, microtransactions, DLC, battlepasses, and an AI that scans your voice chat from other games to ban you from this one. No thank you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      die? 🙁

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks doc

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't it be "An Ubisoft original"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, "Ubisoft" is pronounced like there's a Y at the start of the word, and saying "an Yubisoft" sounds incredibly awkward

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Box
      An Apple
      A wiener
      An Ovary

      A Yule Log
      A (YOO)bisoft Priginal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I always just said ooh-bee-soft instead of yoo-bee-soft

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          youd be correct in doing so. yoobers are moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once again, it's prnounced yoo-bee-soft, with a consonant sound, so "A Ubisoft Original" is correct.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That title and logo really reminds me of Big Brain Academy for some reason.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Doc

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor this doesn't look like my usual dose...

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is very creepy to me that the eyes have veins.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bingtendo is doomed

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks doc. Also

    FRICK YOU FOR DELETING

    [...]

    JANNIE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based janny deleting homosexual circlejerk.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >.t jannie

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that name sounded familiar. It was an indie game from 2018.
    https://www.indiedb.com/games/hocus-focus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to focus on her hocus if you know what I mean

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that name sounded familiar. It was an indie game from 2018.
        https://www.indiedb.com/games/hocus-focus

        uooooooh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if finishing the game might show her age in some way, but I was already kind of bored after 3 levels and there's 15 of them

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already looks like shovelware.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ubishit
    don't care give me the Hi-Fi Rush XCI already.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New UBISOFT IP
    Oh wow
    Amazing
    I'm so excited guys

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE DO BE LOOKIN KINDA SOFT CUH

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with Ubisoft leaking their own shit? I mean, i know they're a pretty incompetent company, but how can you be this consistently donkey brained?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another thread of morons making up scenarios in their head to get mad about. So cool!

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tried this last time by saying it was a Nintendo IP launch title.

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