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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I prefer air cooling.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would blow my mind if a modern console got liquid cooling.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never ever, have you seen the way most normies treat their consoles? getting knocked around and thrashed about, it's another point of failure.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liquid cooling is a waste of money, unless you're trying to cool down A LOT of heat. I doubt consoles will ever require more than 300W, and for this amount of power air cooling is perfectly fine.
        As a comparison, Series X has a 315W power supply and peaks at 200-220W from the wall during gameplay.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could have beat the PS4 and PSS if they used good names like Xbox 720 instead of Xbox One and Series X.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making the Xbox One look like an old vcr player didn’t help either. Sad how people barely care about what future consoles may look like anymore since exclusives are hardly a thing and the social aspects suck nowadays.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually liked the dumb VCR design. Made it easy to rack mount

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS5 is the ugliest piece of technology I've ever owned and it sells like hot cakes. Ideally, future consoles should get more and more minimalistic until I don't even notice them in my living room - not fricking spaceships that absolutely ruin the fricking room.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the biggest blunders in all of gaymen. Who the frick signed off on this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don Matrick
        what a fricking moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don Mattrick heard everyone call it the 360, so he wanted people to call the next one "the one"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol it sounded so stupid everyone just called it “Xbox” instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I still have friends today ask “when the hell are they gonna make the Xbox 720?” I feel like they will never do it because they think it sounds too dude bro or unprofessional but it’s literally what we all want

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Xbox’s whole deal was appealing to the dudebros.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The PlayStations whole appeal was appealing to Black folk and cucks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was a 360 gay but to this day the names of the latter ones confuse me

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You now manually remember all the cringy PS4 and PS5 designs made by fans back in the day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually fricking love the Microsoft SPHERE designs.
        Like damn I know how inefficient a sphere is in terms of electronics design but I just love the shape so much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/rzLIUgnKY40

      You have no idea how bad I miss transparent plastic and blobject designs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think your gamecube is sick.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you turn 360 twice and walk away, or turn 360 in one direction, 360 in other, and then walk away?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're facing it and turn 360, you'll still be facing it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This gif is older than 99% of Ganker's userbase

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          SHAMONE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf??? if you turn 360 degrees you just walk forward you fricking moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            do a 360 in real life to confirm it moron, it works that way

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, which is Michael Jackson did a backwards moonwalk, moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make it acquire spin property of electron and turn it 720(one full spin)

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: bad jokes from 2005

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what the ps6 will look like in 2032

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      any of these are cooler than the bricks we got
      even nintendo dropped the SOVL of their gamecube

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've been brainwashed into thinking different shapes of plastic are worth different amounts of money.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that makes no sense but ok

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus christ shut the frick up homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people come up with these pure garbage concept arts?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they want to be creative and enjoy things instead of being joyless and pretentious like you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the vast majority of these "concept artists" are actually shit. Not even trying to be mean. They're just not usually not thinking of actual design trends, or really any outside thought with their ideas. Always fall in the realm of "trying too hard" also. Falls in line with the clout-chasing culture. You'd think it would be like a bell-curve with the distribution, but nope.

        The ones with the controllers transforming in their hands piss me the frick off whenever I see them posted here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of them are Indian

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do people come up with these pure garbage concept arts?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because news articles will use their artwork whenever speculating on upcoming consoles

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's only cool if it can follow you around the house, being tsundere trying to get you to play games on it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue-ray player with stereo speakers
      seems about right

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have it lean a little more into a modernized Famicom type thing and it becomes soul incarnate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      W-what does the R button do?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starts a Revolution

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We took an efficient console design and stuck a giant, plastic tumor on top of it that has no purpose except making sure the console won't fit onto shelves or TV stands
      lol
      epic prank

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor thing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OKAMA GAMUSPHERU

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember the crazy renders people would make for an xbox handheld that would never even be real

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Gamesphere™ is Real!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the buttons inside are from an AIWA boombox

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPHERICAL

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the Nintendo ON?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your PC bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's innovative
      https://www.thermaltake.com/ah-t600-full-tower-chassis.html

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post that webm

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it remind me this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick I miss that era of stereo design

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nintendo ON

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fallout if it real

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the much talked about Microsoft handheld, back when handhelds were a thing?

    The XBoy was a hilarious title to me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The XBoy

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one who thinks the 1st gen DS looks cool as hell. It looked like the powerful big brother of GBA SP

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of this does make me wonder about something.
    If those Korean papers about room temperature superconductor material being discovered turn out to be legitimate, how will no longer needing to account for cooling electronic devices at all influence future design philosophy.

    I mean, we've basically ALWAYS designed our PCs, Consoles, Phones, etc around the idea that SOME KIND of cooling system must be included and that such cooling systems need extra 'dead space' around them to be effective (so that the waste heat doesn't leech into adjacent systems or fail to properly radiate out from the device).

    But if we actually have a room temperature superconductor now and waste heat stops being something we have to design around, how will things change?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      too late for that. Fun design are too kiddies nowaday.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was fake

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm seeing no confirmation for that statement.
        You got a source?
        It says in an article published 17 minutes ago that there's some skeptics, but that we won't know for certain until researchers attempt to replicate their findings over the next week or two.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      too late for that. Fun design are too kiddies nowaday.

      >Phonetrollers
      Basedo

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally every one of the designs in this thread beat the boring ass cube monolith that xbox actually shipped

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if theyre gonna make souless easy to shit out systems the price should also reflect it

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you type?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        with your toes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        stylus included

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        With your mind

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >predicted the smart watch
      Impressive

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoons and shows meme about the spherical console but I actually want one, it would look more futuristic than more brick designs

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about THE PHANTOM

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      exterior like fish eggs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on-demand streaming games only
      >in 2003

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish we went back to the Y2K scifi designs. especially video game consoles. i want my xbox to be green, glowing, and it want it to look like it dropped out of a borg cube

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.
      Minimalist design is fricking gay, soul-less shit with no aesthetic appeal or personality.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i wish we went back to the Y2K scifi designs. especially video game consoles. i want my xbox to be green, glowing, and it want it to look like it dropped out of a borg cube

        it reduces manufacturing costs. normies would rather pay $100 less than have some fancy RGB lighting.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because it's the sensible option. Why would I spend extra money to have a computer or console that looks like a gay flag?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not gay rbg PC shit, just a simply cool case design
          i haven't owned a console since 360 though

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa! It's real!

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    720 would've been a way better name than Xbone or Xsex. What the frick were they thinking?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      subliminal messaging to keep generating more dudebros

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    would be much more interesting console war if for next gen instead of ayyMD APU like snoys they went with ARM / NVIDIA RTX combo

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that big ass Xbox logo ruining everything
      what were they thinking ???

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come Microsoft never tried to cash in on the handheld phenomenon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this dude must have a really tiny dick to hide it behind a switch like that

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phil Spencer just bought Kojima.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they branding all of their shit as simply just Xbox now? I kind of like that idea actually since they already have long fricked up their names for the consoles so might as well just brand this shit all simply Xbox. It is way easier to understand.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have no idea what their plan is. I assume they are trying to "reset" the brand and their next consoles will be called something like:
      >Xbox Series X-2
      >Xbox Series S-2
      Where "X" is the high-end model, and "S" is the cheaper model that can play the same games but at lower settings. And then Series X/S-3, 4 and so on.

      Imo, even if this is their plan and this naming scheme will make more sense in a few generations, I still think it's moronic. Remember when the Xbox One X went sold out on Amazon, because people thought they were buying the Series X? Yeah, it's a complete mess.

      Imo, they had two choices. Go back to simple numbers, like Windows did after Vista (In other words: Xbox Four / 4 / IV). Or keep coming up with cool-sounding names, like Nintendo does or SEGA used to do.
      With "Series X/S" it seems they're trying to do a little bit of both... but it doesn't sound cool, AND it's confusing. They achieved the worst of both.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fancy alien like designs
    >720
    The reality
    >VHS like design
    >ONE (1)

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It operates from body heat while it's jammed up your ass

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP pic looks like a shoe that gives you IRL noclip powers.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuon are back

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    all consumer electronics should be in 19" rack form to just throw in a rack stand out of the way.

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