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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    acab *dilates*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first Max Payne is maybe 1 of only 7-8 legitimate 10/10 games out there.

      Can you zoomers speak in any language other than buzzwords?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My only problem with it is that enemies around the middle- and late-game become so tanky they make the shotgun useless until you get the Jackhammer and even then using the mp4 is the only logical weapon choice.
        It's still a personal 10/10 and one of the most soulful games ever made.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the regular shotties feel kind of iffy when compared to other weapons, which is honestly bit of a shame. It’s the one thing I’d like to change about the general gameplay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The first Max Payne is maybe 1 of only 7-8 legitimate 10/10 games out there.

        yes.
        what are the other 10/10 games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Max Payne 2 is one of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what are the other 10/10 games
          Unreal Tournament

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Halo 2 and Bloodborne

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >redditori

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >redditori
              What does that even mean

              this is why God Hand is the greatest game of all time

              God hand sucks ass, all actions games are meme games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >all actions games are meme games

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Redditori
            >recommending reddit games
            go back.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mad Redditor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Painkiller

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no game is a 10/10

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, Max Payne 1 is. Didn't you read the post?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            really good game but it isn't a 10/10

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're right max payne is 11/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        episode 2 is a drag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No its fricking not
        Is this peak Ganker doesn’t play video games
        Max payne 1 has that extremely moronic adapative difficulty shit
        Killing like 2 guys make the third suddenly take 3 times as many headshots to kill.
        It ruins the entire game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is why God Hand is the greatest game of all time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          filtered

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            T. Didn’t actually play max payne1
            Its a game you spend half of the runtime slowly whittling down enemy huge health bars by ad ad ad spamming corners instead of doing the cool slow mo shit the game is based around
            Its complete fricking ass and Ganker sucking its wiener is incredibly funny
            Enemies have such huge fricking health bars point blank pump shotguns dont kill
            And it takes 3 deagle headshots to kill lmao
            Least satisfying game i ever played
            Mp3 is far far far better, and i never played 2 but unlock Ganker I don’t feel the need to lie about playing video games ;^)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Max Payne 3 is better than 1
              >Cutscene on rails soulless Hollywood movie simulator is better than 1
              LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Its a game you spend half of the runtime slowly whittling down enemy huge health bars by ad ad ad spamming corners instead of doing the cool slow mo shit the game is based around
              Grade AAA bait right there, there's no way a person can be that much of a fricking moron.
              You're either trying to piss people off and succeeding, or you're thinking of a whole different game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No thats how mp1 plays you fricking idiot.
                Sorry your too bad to actually be absurd by its shit adapative difficulty bullshit but enemies gain more then double hp from it and 2 shot you with hitscab guns making the best play style the classic ad ad ad spam around corners to whittle enemies down boring as frick garbage you do in every old shooter to cheese high hp hitscan enemies
                Sorry your smooth brain couldn’t figure this out and you just died a bunch until the difficulty adapted back down to easy toddler mode

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just rolled and saved bullet time for headshots up close.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >forced to use all of your special meter to delete bullshit in the game 24/7 instead for stylish combat.
                >The entire games selling point
                >10/10 game btw
                Its just not a good video game, I didnt like it as a kid even before i learned why sometimes enemies just randomly instant gibbed me and could tank multiple desert eagle headshots and I don’t like it now that i do know why

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You've been dropped on the head as a kid, there's no adaptive difficulty, you just don't hit them properly because the shots are slightly random. Different enemies have different HP values and a few of them are mini bosses like Dime on the ship or Rico at the Bar and have massive HP.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Their literally is? Its well documented and you can just figure out something is funky almost instantly.
                Just play the 2nd level, and kill a few guys suddenly they will get far more tanky you fricking moron
                Its not even subtle
                Better yet you could just look it up? We have the internet, how do you think im lying.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he plays on fugitive
                You are the problem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dont remember tbh. I was a child the first time and i thought the game was complete ass and just played conker live and reloaded instead
                Came back to it asan adult and confirmed it was complete ass
                But my my funny goal post moving that doesn’t even make sense? “Oh the adapative difficulty knocks you into a tier thats not fun at all all because its just spamming spongy fricks the entire game behind cover and ad ad spam”.
                Heh play on the highest difficulty which is just that all the time.
                Like you do know that's what hard boiled is right? Its just the shitty unfun shit but the entire time.
                Ganker doesn’t play video games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nta but there is adaptive difficulty in MP1 and it does a poor job at doing so. Games that implemented AD well are God Hand and RE4

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I suck at it therefore it's bad
          Oh look it's this moron again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Either you didn’t play it or you were so dogshit the adapative difficulty didn’t really do anything
            Take your pick.
            I refuse to believe you think mp1 gameplay is good with that system in its place.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ending drags way too much to be a 10/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, but I'm gonna fricking say it now:
        >all max payne games were enjoyable
        >alan wake was spooky kino
        >I'm gonna play alan wake 2
        >control is fricking stanley parable with guns

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The first Max Payne is maybe 1 of only 7-8 legitimate 10/10 games out there.
        Hard agree. It's the kind of perfect storm you just cant get anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't there also a totally out of place "HEY, YOU"?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the last Max Payne thread reached about 20 posts before being pruned.
    There were 0 shitposts or baits in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta make room for coom and twitter threads, anon

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The storm raged on outside, like a autistic jannie sperging out.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they must have done something right before i still think about the baseball bat boy scene to this day

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played the first two games a couple of days ago and goddamn i hate myself for not palying it when i was younger, such great games full of soul

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reminder
    I'm extremely excited. Yes. Yes I really am, frick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing they need to add is the ability to play the game in Windows newer than XP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's gonna be shite mate
      them delisting the originals is telling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't doubt that it won't have the feeling of the first two, but it will be nice to see two of my favourite childhood games get an extreme make over. Those games remade in the engine they used for control will be nice, especially if its like for like to the originals (doubtful) but still.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this only in some countries? I bought 1 & 2 the other day on steam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm interested to see them take another crack at max payne's shooting, how it stacks up to 3, I really don't have any interest at all in seeing the stories done again with a 22 year old mcaffrey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interested to see how they redo the nightmare sequence in 1.
      And whether they stick to the comic panels for cutscenes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HEY YA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WUT DA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PAYNE TO THE MAX

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AGH, YA SHOT ME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mp1 > mp2 > mp3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And not a bad game in the trio.
      >inb4 MP3 sucks
      Nah man, you suck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i agree, but I don't -really- like the story in 2 and 3 but 3's shooting saves it from the shitpile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Easily true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fact

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Los Angeles, straight edge model citizen with not even a parking violation to their name, everything to loose
    Would you play it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the fricking pic ffs

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MAX PAYNE
    DEAREST OF ALL MY FRIENDS

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is this game such a b***h to get running on PC?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His fate... Still hurts bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rest in piece(s)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >xbox box
    no one played it on xbox

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this game run like shit on newer hardware?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just installed MP1 and got the kung fu mod installed. How is this game still so fun?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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