>newly released indie game. >peak 3 players. >steam forum is empty. >sudden urge to buy it and engage with dev

>newly released indie game
>peak 3 players
>steam forum is empty
>sudden urge to buy it and engage with dev
I will not do this again

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty indie game
    :/
    >shitty indie game, japan
    😯

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indie game
      meh
      >indie game with cute anime girl
      yessss

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a real woman

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am tho, no matter how you cope
          My ID say it, my friends say it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im sure the dev looks just like her. You have a shot, take it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >early access
        Acces denied, finish your game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      correct

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this doesn't look japanese whatsoever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/citadeldev

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see. I guess Apex Legends has made quite an impact over there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn what a coomer

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you can't even upload a banner with the correct aspect ratio or consistently spell out your game's english title, maybe you deserve your game's fate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      secular defense, dude

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >email dev and ask for key

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many times did this work?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot and even pretty big publishers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you one of those guys who has many followers and draws moronic pics in reviews or something

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I just larp

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad, shill

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    play a good indie game like the aquarium does not dance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JP only language
      sorry but I only know russian and english.
      I also think RPG maker games should have been left in the past.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      play a good game like potato flowers in full bloom

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already did now what

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play a good game like uhhh
          Are we limiting our selves to jap indies? There's already an Astlibra thread so I can't recommend that twice

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Already ahead of you. Also did Path of the Abyss as well.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >84 achievements
              the DLC's out, m80

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you want some good (doesn't mean 10/10) Japanese indies, I recently finished and like these:
              In His Time
              Cat's Cradle
              Forklift Load
              The Witch's Isle
              Ignistone
              里山のおと~夏草こみち~

              All different genres, so maybe you'll find something for yourself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cat's cradle
                wow im not the only one who bought it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, I even posted some gameplay in webm threads. Short, fun, cheap and can be challenging.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shilling your flappy bird game

                frickin loser. this has zero value. it's just the same thing somebody else already made

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a Japanese game, therefore can't be mine. And I posted six of them in total, from different devs. You can have this webm from another of them too.
                It's nothing like Flappy Bird, by the way. You're right, however, that it's a very simple game. Just a quick, cheap fun, nothing revolutionary.
                Also, just a suggestion, but since you've already acquired the habit of pressing enter twice, maybe you should go back.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no driver
                >only wheels animated
                Not buying this soulless slop.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not Japanese (Korean, I think), but QV is a pretty nice puzzle game.

                >In a city where humans have disappeared, you'll be able to operate an AI forklift, one of the AI machines that are still working.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Extra soulless. At least put a robot dog behind the wheel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >duhh it's nothing like flappy bird it's just the same exact thing duhhhhh

                jap wienersucker homosexual.

                >it's japanese, it must be good!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him, but its not like flappy bird at all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me of those spider man flash games

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hakoniwa Explorer Plus

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              play this then, if you can beat the postgame you are the real deal

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this game is fun. have you played Shadows of Adam?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      play a good indie game like starfield

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, without steam we wouldn't have uncurated access to high quality content like this. Thanks tim

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no h no buy

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >find new game
    >the very first thing you look for is what its steamysharts number is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      augmented steam just werks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is just depressing
        I can't imagine the sorrow one must feel working on their shit game for years and not get even a 100 pity sales.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >years

          this was made in like 2 months. trend chasing games are not passion projects, they are cynical, money-chasing israelite shit made by mentally weak people.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          to be honest, game is pretty barebones, it really belongs on gooleplay and not on steam.
          Girl is cute

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make game
    >no one buys it
    >make a thread on Ganker pretending to find the game and feel bad about the game so people buy it

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tower defense
    Should have died with flash games, make a real video game.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she fricks shotas

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    97% of indie games flop. Construction site now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you still walk onto a construction site easily? Must vary by state if you can because no way here in PA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Recruitment agency can send you there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in a city that's union for everything. Went to a temp agency once and they were offering me weird shit like helping a guy move. I wish I could just walk into a construction site and work a few days a week

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >search it on steam
    >can't even find it
    that's fricking why

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://store.steampowered.com/app/2776240/
      Yes, even though it is translated to English, the official title is in Japanese, even if your Steam is in English.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those screenshots. Why would anyone play this?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sigh, ok shill me your game

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pitfall gameplay is the same as flappy bird, you heard it here first

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    after forager every indie dev can go suck a dick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you buy it thinking it was a game?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Creeper World games have finished the TD genre in my opinion. I can't look at these others anymore without feeling like something is missing.

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