next game I want completely biased pokedex entries sorta like what legends arceus did but more opinionated like you catch a poliwrath and instead of getting the same dex entry about it being a good swimmer, you'd see something like this "poliwhirl barely changes after evolving. kind of a waste of a water stone if you asked me." or you get a golem and the guys just wondering where gravelers arms went "maybe graveler got rid of the extra arms. It never used them anyways maybe they were vestigial. I probably did it a favor by evolving it."
Next game I want Raichu to suck me off sloppy style while he/she is stuck in that gay dumbass hole
damn that Rai looking thick
So kinda like the old Russian pokedex?
what?
this is extremely based, I want it too, it's not going to happen
that's how the alola dex was with ghosts
rotom's ghost bias was funny
I'm reading through the alola dex and I don't see a ghost type bias? I mostly noticed it being favorable towards Absol
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maybe ghost bias was the wrong phrase to use, but it's clear rotom went the extra mile for his ghost bros
like just comparing froslass's earlier entries with her alola ones, lol
>gamefreak makes these dex entries only for them never been used in any media
total waste of time
this is the only good thing to ever come out of rotomdex. ghostCHADS can not stop winning.
It's funny they went that extra mile to make these unique Dex entries, only to then not even do it properly and give it to every Pokemon.
>It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.
And then pic related happened
A rotom entry would be pretty funny
"is it just me does it feel wrong to put rotoms in phones, I thought these things were rare and now I'm seeing kids walking around with them in smartphones. that's why I got a porygon phone, that thing has no sentience now that's a phone you can set your watch to!"
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>"poliwhirl barely changes after evolving. kind of a waste of a water stone if you asked me." or you get a golem and the guys just wondering where gravelers arms went "maybe graveler got rid of the extra arms. It never used them anyways maybe they were vestigial. I probably did it a favor by evolving it."
Like Karl Pilkington wrote them? They're supposed to be informative
MANKEY NEWS
>Wanting more irony and memey humor in media
No.
The bw remake will dexcut every single mons not from unova outside of pikachu and charizard specifically. And no, raichu wont be in the game either. Only pikachu and his favorite lizard