But it wasn't the Gamecube logo. It was PQubes logo. But of course, I shouldn't have expected tendies to know of literally anything gaming related outside of Nintendo.
>dedicated wallet button
this shit used to be a fricking joke people would make about EA if they ever got into the console business.
I hate the games induustry
Black person frick off, you know damn well these scammers are trying to implement what other big corps are dreaming of implementing
2 years ago
Anonymous
all I can see is a bunch of morons making a fake NFT console to scam a bunch of people out of their money
this has absolutely no implications for the videogame market, companies will not suddenly go and say "oh wow, everyone is bashing this NFT console for having a dedicated wallet button, sounds like we should implement that as well for our next AAA game!"
please use your brain for one fricking second instead of immediately spouting out bullshit like this
any homosexual can make a mock concept for a console, make a twitter account and plaster it on there, these people haven't shown a single modicum of actually wanting to release something
Anyone entertaining NFTs in gaming should be shot. Nothing good will come out of introducing tradable items with real-world monetary value to a poor zoomer generation, and making that the main gimmick
Hey man, I loved the Vita, but I fricking hated having to curl my fingers into those tiny fricking grooves on the back of the thing whenever playing a game that used the back touch pad.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dunno, I think that's how I always held it. Feels natural to me.
I'd agree with you if there wasn't already a rich history of people coming up with obvious scams by using a bunch of fancy buzzwords and fomo then running off with the money.
Password replacement. I use my phone's scanner for everything that'll let me
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't consoles already save passwords?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't want to save passwords, though. I want easy input that remains locked down from anyone other than me
2 years ago
Anonymous
What exactly are you gonna use it for?
likely the only true development.
going passwordless should be a option because its safer
I don't want to save passwords, though. I want easy input that remains locked down from anyone other than me
Don't consoles already save passwords?
phisable, hackable, etc
the ideal is something close to authenticators opened by fingerprints tbqh
>NFT shit
Why are we giving these scams the time of day?
honestly its fun to mock them
2 years ago
Anonymous
>fingerprint scanner in a hobby that is rife with "people" who eat shit while playing
Imagine needing a dorito-print every time you needed to enter a password
Anything related to spending money should be made harder, not easier to be israeliteed into with ~convenience~
2 years ago
Anonymous
i actually mean on stuff like phone, accounts and PCs
>added coaster for coca-cola specific NFT games, cant redeem them without the electric coaster. does not chill beverages >specialized "drive trhu" mic to chat and order food from crypto restaurant, sponsored by mcdonalds. every hour you are required to say "im loving it" or the mic shuts itself down. >camera blinks a strong red light at your face if you are not wearing console-approved hat of the week
>Knockoff DS4 with Nintendo facebuttons and that "touchpad"
Jesus. Just buy a DS4. You'll pay less and get rumble, gyro, and a touchpad. Dualsenses are cheap garbage that only last a month, but I bet even a Dualsense would outlast this shit.
But the "people" buying this are probably playing "Web 3 games" on phones, which invalidates everything based on form factor alone. Ain't no way anyone is carrying anything bigger than an SN30 with their phone.
>leave room to go take a shit >dog finds the controller >thinks its a chew toy from the bad construction and starts biting on it >end up with a $100000 bill because every fricking game shills mtx and nfts in your face
toilet / NFT combined minter
each time you take a shit, it is minted as a nft and you can freely trade it on the marketplace
the toilet could even have a wallet button that you could open up when you want to pay the 0.1 eth fee to flush. maybe have scanners so it charges you an initial charge for loading the bowl so people dont abuse it
>fingerprint scanner
why though? and implying it won't be rendered useless by cheeto dust >Wallet button
Oy frickin' vey >haptic feedback
implying this isn't a fricking standard >headphone jack
again, pretty sure the 360 and maybe OG xbox (could be wrong, never owned an og xbox) and beyond had this with their controllers >sensitive touchpad
fricking lol
-thing is tiny as shit
-why do you need a fricking track pad on a controller?
-also, implying that a touchpad being sensitive is a "feature" rather than by definition
also, gotta love those FLAT HEADED THUMBSTICKS. because i enjoy being uncomfortable while using them, then losing grip on them when my thumbs get sweaty from the discomfort.
>decentraland >blockstar >highstreet
fricking kek, coins be living inside these morons head h24 rent free
meanwhile guild of guardians and mini royale? how many layers of chinese ripoff are they on?
it reads all so much like an obvious scam, it hurts
>GRIT being advertised front and center
Reminder that the game had "unique super rare horse NFTs" that turned out to be a stock $10 Unity store asset. Oh yeah, and the entire rest of the game is pretty much peak Unity asset flip as well, but it has Web3 so you got cryptids crawling out of the woodwork to defend it as "amazing".
I tried to search for every one of the games on that image, All of them are either unfinished or not working properly, any person with more than half of a brain will know that this console are a huge scam just by using google.
just out of curiosity, will this "glorious" piece of evolutionary game console support the ni no kuni mmo or whatever that was pretty much just a huge NFT circlejerk scam too?
all this shit about metaverses and nfts just make me feel like some executive saw a video game for the first time in 2022 and got an idea for a chatroom
Why? It's 99% likely to be a scam and it will never be a real device, the remaining 1% is that it's a shitty phone in a box like the Ouya where all the games are extremely cheap looking and only exist to get you sucked into some MLM tier "make money by playing!" scheme.
You will most probably give your hard-earned cash to literal scammers and get nothing in return. You would probably get more enjoyment from just throwing the same amount of money in the street.
Yeah
They remove the square alright
Now it looks like a square inside a hollowed our square instead of a square inside and connected to the outer hollowed out square by another small piece of square
I mean, they are both stylized vector cubes. It's basically the first shape you would make when trying to think of a logo, and that's as far as they got with this.
dont joke about it
all mobile trash already have great part of the P2E mechanics already implemented
what do you think about trading pokebucks in the stock exchange? its literally that
https://i.imgur.com/Q68aHJe.png
ill save you some time and tell you this machine will be either a android TV, a very cheap PC or a flat out scam.
Unless you have the skills, I doubt you will convince those moronic boomers about how the Blockchain could make millions for them. Remember they basically have no further interest on the mobile market despite having 4 successful games on it.
Now it kind of looks a poop falling out of a butthole, either that or a dick fricking a butthole like the rectangular prism being the shaft and the square at the bottom being the balls
Now it kind of looks a poop falling out of a butthole, either that or a dick fricking a butthole like the rectangular prism being the shaft and the square at the bottom being the balls
I understand how having an item stored on a Blockchain allows you to retain ownership even if you lose access to your game account or whatever, but besides that is there actually any practical application got Blockchain tech in Vidya? I'm trying to keep an open mind but i actually cant think of any.
Maybe it’s more of a modern culture thing where they push it upon anything and everything because everything is related to each other in one manner or another
>how having an item stored on a Blockchain allows you to retain ownership even if you lose access to your game account or whatever
this is actually a lie.
You DON'T own things on the blockchain. Those fancy NFTs? Glorified receipts. they dont actually pass ownership or accreditation to you, and wont hold up in a court of law. Someone can sell you a NFT, only for the actual artist take it off the net, leaving you with a broken link
And that's assuming you can put things in the blockchain in the first place. Which you simply cant due to the amount of computing power and storage required to do so
In theory I think a game could then easily transition that same item into the sequel or a sister game. But in practice the NFTs just become worthless.
Look at F1 Delta Time to see what will happen, they've promised to keep value on their worthless NFTs but it's too early to tell if they'll even try.
Not really. NFTs in games is pushed by NFT bagholders because they want their shitty monkey image to have "utility" which thereby increases its value. NFTs do have practical uses outside of monkey images, but for video games the cost of developing your game to talk to the blockchain while paying gas fees for every single transaction doesn't make any economic sense.
>NFTs do have practical uses outside of monkey images
Stop spreading this stupid shit you goddamn moron, NFTs have zero practical uses. You're doing more harm than the NFTards themselves. The shill campaign worked like magic on your stupid ass.
Unironically, I think this has been the best use case of an “NFT Game”
https://marketplace.draftkings.com/lp/reignmakers-football
They’re all speculative “assets” anyway, so why not take advantage of it by combining it with gambling and trading?
its a strictly better alternative than proprietary wallets for things like in game skins.
You get more freedom with the item you own, you have less coorporate overlords breathing down your throat, and developers have a nice framework to build with as opposed to making their own skin wallet from the ground up.
I really see no downsides at all for use cases like this. For some reason the zeigeist hates NFTs though, so the sheep all baaah in agreement
What does NFT ownership add to your licenses? You already barely own anything so adding an nft on top doesn't change the arrangement at all except require more resources for nothing.
If what you want is for vendors to accept crypto on their storefronts they don't need to give you an NFT to do it. If they wanted to then they would have done it before.
What does that really give you or even them over their proprietary wallet?
The licensea you buy are probably still onlyy going to be usable under their platforms and software. Why would they let you take their copyrighted assets to another company's game?
Why would they enable someone else's in their own game for free?
How about the fact that the initial premise of game skins to be sold is absolute cancer.
Frick off moron. Everyone is in it for the money and they all try to scam people that just want to play games.
it was meant to be the 'indie accessible' game console. when it came out it was a pain in the ass to get your game on console, so this was meant to be an alternative. obviously it flopped because there weren't any good games on it on launch, and it was essentially just an android TV box.
No, sequel to the Amico, since it's not going to come out and be available for purchase.
They will take preorders, then endless delays and excuses until they disappear with the money will follow.
It has been this way from the start. The nft just authenticates the ownership of something through your wallet. For most nfts its just an url to a domain with what you "bought"
Except nothing stops someone who hosts the domain from redirecting it to meatspin or some shit after you bought it.
Someone from the legal department probably came in and said its legally actionable and pointed out nintendo was litigious as frick.
Even if you could demonstrate that its not derivative of the gamecube logo youve got to waste time, energy, and money in court.
Hating NFTs is the ultimate proof you're a midwit with a Redditor brain.
A year ago I made over $100k investing in Axie infinity. >b-b-b-b-but NFTs are pyramid scams
Yes. And I was smart enough to join early.
No. The difference is the cashier made $100k and you made nothing. You lost money even and will never see a return on it. Crypto has no real world exchange value. You got scammed.
but you said yourself you havent cashed out. so you dont have anything yet. you cant go to the store and trade an nft for a meal.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No. The difference is the cashier made $100k and you made nothing. You lost money even and will never see a return on it. Crypto has no real world exchange value. You got scammed.
You fricking morons, I can cash out EASILY. I won't because it's the time yet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
people with huge beenie babie collections said the exact same thing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cryptards are going to mass suicide on a scale exponentially greater than the stock collapse of 1929 when they finally realize none of their internet money actually has real world value.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the desperate push for acceptance is them fighting for life. not unlike the troony.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the desperate push for acceptance is them fighting for life. not unlike the troony.
Honestly I love the idea of crypto because I despise banks but god damn crytpbros make me really want crypto in every form to fail hardcore.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The spider eggs they used to fill those are gonna start hatching this year
>this is how turdworlders cope
keep it up with the scams ans maybe one day you'll have enough for a fake visa
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't need and DON'T want a Visa. I enjoy my "third world" country very much.
I work remotely for one of the biggest American IT companies in the world (starts with "Mic" and ends with "Soft") and live like a king.
Now excuse me, I have to eat some delicious naan..
2 years ago
Anonymous
You don't work for Microsoft. You work for a fake scam call center. You have nothing. Cope harder.
lucky isnt the same as smart. you were lucky to find some rube dumb enough to give you money. youre just the guy who got lucky buying a lottery ticket, its not a smart thing to do but could potentially profit. i understand why you deny this, because if rubes see it and get wise youre sitting on a loss with worthless monkey pictures.
just remember the dotcom bubble. so many morons investing MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in these random internet ideas that you could tell were scams a mile away. all this shit will collapse on itself grandly.
hello /anon/
remember to add "NFT console" to your filters! also MD5 filter literally every related image. we're looking at paid content falseflagging as "news" or "mockery", and the fact this has gone on for 3 days now w/o mods acting on it is nothing but a confirmation of the fact.
>so where's the fun in this non-stop multu-game spanning grindfest? >....fun?
you gays are unironically better off getting work from home codemonkey jobs than this shit
>wake up >grind out 30 obsidian ore in mobile trash with ads out the ass >buy and download chains of whatever, link wallet, transfer 30 obsidian ore, pay transfer fee >Some guy you've never met but has a high rating on some trash website says he'll turn 10 obsidian into a mace >transfer it to him, he goes offline. >well, that's why you mined 30, eventually find someone who isn't a scammer, get your mace and immediately uninstall that piece of shit >load up the game you actually wanted to play in the first place, pay the transfer fee, equip the mace >one guy votes to spend the guild treasury on giving himself 100 twatcoins and leaving the guild. He has 100 bank alts in the guild who all agree so you're now out of cash >kill frost whatever, it drops the orb. Everyone pulls out their wallets to bid on it, winner quits to cash it in while it's still rare >guild lead is telling everyone to download another garbage cashgrab game because it's the best source of bear asses which you'll need now dragon armor is out of the question >In the distance you hear the last but if soul leaving the games industry, you shrug and try flipping your mace for a miniscule profit
you can get dragon shit in a literal day worth of training, possibly even higher for the mega autists and their speedrun shit
this gay doesn't even play runescape
>Playing games to "earn" anything
That's stupid. I just got all the orbs in Jak 3 and "earned" this silly green scarf that's only green at the end. That wasn't the point though. It was just a bit more time spent appreciating good platforming and worldbuilding.
>Doesn't stop to think what if you only like one of these games.
I sure do love grinding in 4 games I hate just to be on par with everyone else in the one I do like.
>discover a glitch that duplicates some items. >since item ownership is on the chain it's basically impossible to roll back. >the in-game market crashes due to a glut in supply. >bunch of P2E players from turd world lose their shirts and an hero.
what an amazing future.
>friend spends 2 years grinding his account to be able to beat monster >grind out obsidian for a couple of hours and give it to him >takes an hour to convert that to a weapon >kill boss with weapon only taking a few minutes >leave friend in the dirt for another game that he can never have access too because hes not built for damage and guild is already a smithing guild
I'm a game dev, im totally going to want to spend time and manpower making it so every item in every game ever can be transferred to mine. surely this will be worth the effort and wont destroy any idea of balance or even cohesion for the setting.
to be fair most modern multiplayer games allow you to make your character look like a variety of genre tropes like clowns, knights, samurai, vikings, etc.
i genuinely cannot fricking stand nft Black folk trying to break in to gaming. The whole "EARN MONEY BY PLAYING THINK ABOUT MUH CREATORS" etc. is such disingenuous fricking cancer.
Ouya actually came out, no one wanted to play phone games on a TV. Soulja console/pocket do exist, they are just random chink shit emulation console with a decal on it.
This on the other hand most likely will never come out.
But lets say it is not vaporware, unless they got a over a billionUSD to invest in developing a proper console that can run the games the big name devs/pubs like to make. It's dead in the water. It's not like EA/Acti/Ubi/SE are gonna stop making their triple a games to make shitty mobile/flash/asset flip tier games for a brand new platform.
its gonna be a gaming android tv
it might be a APU like how xbox and PS5 are but with much cheaper processors, but this is expensive and it means it will be a literal windows 11 machine, or worse, a bad clone of the SteamDeck OS.
this whole shit is moronic and does feel like a scam
it costs 0.2 eth to mint their token of purchase, thats already 250 usd wasted on the price tag
you need to pay shipping, production and handling. this will be a gaming smartphone quality at best with the price tag of 600 usd minimun
>this whole shit is moronic and does feel like a scam
That's because it is. The technical side reads like the complete clueless pipe dream that it is (custom low-end Nvidia chipsets for something with an install base GOAL in the low five figures? lol, lmao even) because releasing a console was never the main goal, it was all about lining the pockets of the inner circle with crypto whale money and all this gaymen bullshit is just a veneer to make the project seem legitimate.
You know, the KFConsole may or may not have been a joke, BUT I think it looked cool enough I would think about getting it to replace my old dying PC as a place holder until I can build a proper one. I would not keep by fricking chicken in there but hey it's unique looking.
I don't understand. Where is the market for NFT's? Like has there been ONE sucessful resale of an NFT? I get people wanting a mint, unopened version of Super Mario Bros 1 or something because that's a historical game. But with how many millions of NFT's out there, what makes any single one of them special and worth someone else buying from someone who already owns one? Surely this thing crashes and burns when people realize that no one wants to buy their NFT off of them?
the lazy monke shit started at 10 eth and now sells at 110 eth
a lot of people see this as a missed opportunity so they want in the next sucessful scam
It “valued” at 110 eth but are people actually buying them? There was that one guy who bought an nft of the first tweet and the auction was less than expected. I doubt many are currently getting into the NFT market currently.
like i said its all about the successful scam
i dont think theres much to be had on it. the idea of inter exchangeable game items is not interesting or practical, buying a token to be permanently consumed in a game account is not interesting and of all NFTs out there, they have been either not original or really lame in a art standard
the only thing that makes sense is the already existing RMT market and the many currencies mobile trash makes to prevent people from following the value of their money as tradeable. wow gold would make a interesting crypto but at the same time who the frick would like to be scammed in a exchange instead of in game
>NFT's allow you OWN digital assets
Which we already do. All that game data sitting on my HDD/Memcards/carts from over the last 20ish years? Mine.
>You will be able to use your NFTs across ALL platforms!
There is no way in FRICK Nintendo will allow you to use any random NFT in their games. Let alone take the time to model/animate your stupid monkey. >All the large IPs and companies will get on board and make their own NFTs!
Oh sure they might, but those companies will make damn sure they are stuck in a walled garden. I don't see Square being OK with Cloud being played in WoW. I don't see Disney allowing Micky to get his snout caved in, in the newest Mortal Kombat.
>Which we already do. All that game data sitting on my HDD/Memcards/carts from over the last 20ish years? Mine
Not trying to defend this scam but if you bothered to read most game EULAs, you'd realize you don't own the game itself (binaries, assets, generated gane data, user created game data, etc). You are merely being licensed to play it. You are merely getting lent a copy of a game's build you can play with and nothing more. That's exactly why you can get permabanned from a game even if you paid for it and also why using mods is a bannable offense most of the time.
only applies to multiplayer and multiplat garbage though, not a big loss, most of my games are backed up on my local drives and can be reinstalled in minutes, so thats more ownership and control than cryptogays will ever have over their ugly jpegs
It applies to the majority of commercial games, be it multiplayer or not. Read an EULA next time you install a game. What you mean is that you can only get actively "punished" on online games if you break the EULA.
The market is you pay real money for something completely worthless in the hopes of flipping it for a profit to an even bigger than you, because THEY'RE hoping they can flip it for a profit to an even bigger idiot than THEM.
I would venture a guess that there are plenty of doodoo ass mobile developers that would jump at the chance to make terrible mobile-esque games for the platform in hopes of chasing those NFT megabux. If it was even real, which it isn't.
Blockchain-based and centered around NFTs to promote """ownership""" and uniqueness of online digital assets.
It's a hypothetical new form of the internet that literally nobody besides cryptotards want to happen.
A bunch of completely out of touch morons have convinced themselves that they are gonna usher in a new era of the internet, brought to you by crypto, NFT and everything decentralized.
>warfraft immortal soon >summon death knights to the aid of your army for only 0.1 eth! >special 800% one time only offer for our gnome NFT!
we are already living in it
There's no fricking way this account is legit. Both logos look like they were made by teenagers and pretty much every one of their tweets reads like a backhanded argument against major sections of the gaming market. Also their website doesn't work or isn't up. Even if you know nothing about marketing or twitter (which, these are supposedly blockchain developers, those things should be their bread and butter), you probably know not to argue with and insult your fricking target market.
Shits either a troll account, for keks or some stupid social engineering campaign, or middle schoolers larping as silicon valley c**ts.
Not really homie. Pajeets have a certain way of being and this isn't it. Silicon Valley con men have a certain way of being, and this isn't it. This shit is either purposefully bad or made my literal children. And with how much attention it's getting with so few followers and activity, my money is on the former.
Why does every single crypto millionaire refuse to cash out? You have millions, right? Surely you'd like to actually get all that money in a usable form. What gives??? I know for a fact if I made even 10k or 100k, I'd cash out immediately, even if there was a slight profit loss.
As far as I can tell people in crypto communities were telling each other to hold onto their buttcoins as a sign of pride, but what they were probably doing is trying to make sure everyone else was holding the bag for them while they cashed out. There was really no way to tell when the crash was going to happen for the average crypto holder and most of them probably got greedy and either came out about even or have now lost money.
Explain something to me here Ganker. Is nobody ever allowed to make a cube in a hexagon symbol no more no because Gamecube did it? That is ridiculous. The hexagon is an ancient symbol used long before Gamecube. Plenty of companies in the last 100 years have used a variation of the hexagon symbol. Nintendo does not have ownership over such a basic ass symbol such as that.
Sorry I'm not here to spoonfeed your ignorant ass. Learn to read and research before you ask stupid questions that have already been addressed in the thread.
One can sell me on deflationary assets or crypto projects will actual use-cases but nfts and all these copycat tokens of ethereum or bitcoin are a total scam. >inb4 crypto is a scam
Yeah, so is the stock market and most other forms of investing beyond real estate and land.
You know how in CS:GO you can pay IRL money for weapon skins? It's like that only you have to pay some other player for the actual weapons *and* bullets you use for each round. Also, the buying and selling of items is frictionless and the market is vulnerable to manipulation.
Sssh, let them seethe
Crypto is a scam gamer bros, nothing to see here
Lookie at the web3 console ahahah what a total scam, do NOT invest your money in it
Bitcoin by itself is a huge waste of everybody's time and energy. If you got in a the right time, you could profit from the collective waste, but that doesn't make it not a waste or time or a scam.
>Wallet button
Why? What's the point of being able to access your wallet mid-game? Current games with microtransactions take you to a purchase page whenever you run out of whatever resource you want to refill, it literally can't get more streamlined.
I'm guessing because in this world, you'd be renting items and shit to people so you wanna be able to check your finances at any time. Also, its been mentioned before but in this community, Wallet is synonymous with Account so its probably just a dashboard button.
>you'd be renting items and shit to people so you wanna be able to check your finances at any time.
So it's literally a button to inflate your own ego, lol.
That's how crypto shit works, every single time you interact with the blockchain, you have to pay a usage fee called "gas", which can be anything from a fraction of a cent (on the less used blockchains) to fricking 20 bucks a pop (Ethereum during peak idiot season). Want to see what loot you got from that Web3 MMO boss? Show me those cryptoshekels goy, and if you want to cut in front of the other losers on the transaction queue, you better pile on some extra too. On a """properly designed""" crypto integrated game, you'll be using that wallet a whole fricking lot.
>nft console
web 3.0 will be the most israeliteed-out iteration of the internet to date, where everything is monetized and you have to buy tokens to do anything. mark my words, the days of internet anonymity will soon be gone too. everyone will have an identifying digital footprint, because you'll have to pay everywhere you go
Going to get a lot of shit for this but one day something like this might actually be useful. If a company ever makes a metaverse like the novel Snow Crash, blockchain ownership would come in handy. That being said, no games are anywhere near this level. This is a worthless scam but I could easily see a future where the technology is useful
>I could easily see a future where the technology is useful
why do morons not see the issue is with regards to practicality?
if you had computers,servers and networks capable of storing and processing entire gigabytes of data on the blockchain, why would you waste a supercomputer that could put CERN to shame on that?
Yes, the bitcoin proof of work algorithm could be doing something useful rather than bullshit. And the proof of stake algorithms just promote whales. But in the digital era, decentralization could really improve digital ownership.
Stop giving it attention.
This is not a real product. Apparently only like 3 people are actively working on the hardware.
This is all a scam to get people into buying their shitcoins. This thing will not get released.
did the tendies tweeting the logo at nintendo win?
Nintendo will sue you for wearing a red t-shirt and blue jeans, imagine copying the gamecube logo.
the scary part about this is that its not nintendo doing this
its the fans bootlicking for good boy points
But it wasn't the Gamecube logo. It was PQubes logo. But of course, I shouldn't have expected tendies to know of literally anything gaming related outside of Nintendo.
You're a moron that doesn't know PQube was created way later.
Old logo was better, you can more readily read the P.
they did ... nintendo logo and console still bettter
>this is now a gamecube thread
>did the tendies tweeting the logo at nintendo win
No, it was another company.
Based tendies dabbing on NFT homosexuals and making pathetic Gankerirgins seethe.
I guess technically but can wasting your time on doing that really be called a win
Yeah
>NFT console
Clown girls
I will now clown
>girl
your game
We get it you twitterhomosexual
To scam morons of course
Scam people out of money
"for what purpose" doen't sound that much ye olde english
Fine.
For what purpose dost thou hang thine arse from yonder windows, begging the attention of men to deliver sweet kisses to thy rosey cheeks?
morons don't understand how NFT's work and think they actually own something, when the law doesn't recognize they own anything.
>Not even a vectored logo
>Jaggies on the line
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oh nononooo onono ooohhhhoho
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>Dedicated wallet button
It's literally over for Nintendo, pajeetsoft and snoy.
At least ABXY are in the right position
They got one thing right
You mean YXBA, right?
he does but hes a fricking zoomer
>at least hes right
It sure is anons! haha
Wrong you fricking dumb frick homosexual no brain moronic chimp Black person.
>Wallet button
This is literally the real life version of those hyperbolic memes about the future of gaming back in 2012. Jesus christ
>Drink verification can
became
>Show verification token
It's funny, we were saying the same thing when horse armor came out.
>flat analog sticks
That bothers me more than the wallet button
you can tell it's made by people who don't play games
>Wallet button to quickly access your wallet while in a game
shalom
>wallet button
is this a late blooming April fools' joke?
crypto wallet
we know
>your fingerprint doesn't match the owner of this console your systyem will shut down and will be locked
>dedicated wallet button
this shit used to be a fricking joke people would make about EA if they ever got into the console business.
I hate the games induustry
this console has nothing to do with the game industry, it's just the latest cryptoscam
Black person frick off, you know damn well these scammers are trying to implement what other big corps are dreaming of implementing
all I can see is a bunch of morons making a fake NFT console to scam a bunch of people out of their money
this has absolutely no implications for the videogame market, companies will not suddenly go and say "oh wow, everyone is bashing this NFT console for having a dedicated wallet button, sounds like we should implement that as well for our next AAA game!"
please use your brain for one fricking second instead of immediately spouting out bullshit like this
any homosexual can make a mock concept for a console, make a twitter account and plaster it on there, these people haven't shown a single modicum of actually wanting to release something
>wallet button
oy vey
why would you specifically access your wallet in a game? it's like looking at your bank account, it doesn't really improve the e-shop
>sensitive touchpad
go back to retirement phil; you never fricking gleamed and you were a black hole when you dropped that fricking snap to center the ball you butthole
>Wallet button
I have never seen anything more greedy in my life
Anyone entertaining NFTs in gaming should be shot. Nothing good will come out of introducing tradable items with real-world monetary value to a poor zoomer generation, and making that the main gimmick
>Wallet Button
Damn, they're not even hiding it.
wait that thin fricking line is a touchpad? it's tiny, what the frick are you supposed to do with it?
It’s just enough room to do what you need to.
What if it's in the back like the PS Vita (a great console, actually)
Hey man, I loved the Vita, but I fricking hated having to curl my fingers into those tiny fricking grooves on the back of the thing whenever playing a game that used the back touch pad.
I dunno, I think that's how I always held it. Feels natural to me.
don't give microsoft or snoy any ideas
Where exactly do you see Xbox's Game Pass and Sony's revamped PlayStation Plus heading? Ever heard of GameStop?
>Wallet button
Did Israel make this?
Nah, just cryptopajeets who think the scam they fell into has value lmao
please drink a verification can
You can't convince me all these crypto projects aren't some sort of inside joke to farm outrage from outsiders
oh absolutely, the ragebait generates mock threads that get moron lurker eyes on it. people figured this shit out 15 years ago
I'd agree with you if there wasn't already a rich history of people coming up with obvious scams by using a bunch of fancy buzzwords and fomo then running off with the money.
not as bad as this project
>Wallet button to quickly access your wallet while in a game
> Wallet button
my fricking sides
>wallet button
...warning, low semen?
what?
Fingerprint scanner is actually a great idea
What exactly are you gonna use it for?
digital tattoo
Password replacement. I use my phone's scanner for everything that'll let me
Don't consoles already save passwords?
I don't want to save passwords, though. I want easy input that remains locked down from anyone other than me
likely the only true development.
going passwordless should be a option because its safer
phisable, hackable, etc
the ideal is something close to authenticators opened by fingerprints tbqh
honestly its fun to mock them
>fingerprint scanner in a hobby that is rife with "people" who eat shit while playing
Imagine needing a dorito-print every time you needed to enter a password
Anything related to spending money should be made harder, not easier to be israeliteed into with ~convenience~
i actually mean on stuff like phone, accounts and PCs
We can make this worse
>always online camera
>dick scanning function for nft porn games
>added coaster for coca-cola specific NFT games, cant redeem them without the electric coaster. does not chill beverages
>specialized "drive trhu" mic to chat and order food from crypto restaurant, sponsored by mcdonalds. every hour you are required to say "im loving it" or the mic shuts itself down.
>camera blinks a strong red light at your face if you are not wearing console-approved hat of the week
>your dick is digitized and turned into a nft
>get scammed, all your apes gone
>don't have legal rights to your dick anymore
>Knockoff DS4 with Nintendo facebuttons and that "touchpad"
Jesus. Just buy a DS4. You'll pay less and get rumble, gyro, and a touchpad. Dualsenses are cheap garbage that only last a month, but I bet even a Dualsense would outlast this shit.
But the "people" buying this are probably playing "Web 3 games" on phones, which invalidates everything based on form factor alone. Ain't no way anyone is carrying anything bigger than an SN30 with their phone.
>wallet button
Are you shitting me
I'M LOVING IT
How is this real life
If they installed it in your butt, you could itch your butthole, verify your fingerprint, and access your wallet all at once.
Surprisingly the Gamecube logo is still there on for the home button
>it even comes with a waste money button
>leave room to go take a shit
>dog finds the controller
>thinks its a chew toy from the bad construction and starts biting on it
>end up with a $100000 bill because every fricking game shills mtx and nfts in your face
u just gave me an idea
toilet / NFT combined minter
each time you take a shit, it is minted as a nft and you can freely trade it on the marketplace
the toilet could even have a wallet button that you could open up when you want to pay the 0.1 eth fee to flush. maybe have scanners so it charges you an initial charge for loading the bowl so people dont abuse it
this is the most straightforward nft usecase I've ever read
>fingerprint scanner
why though? and implying it won't be rendered useless by cheeto dust
>Wallet button
Oy frickin' vey
>haptic feedback
implying this isn't a fricking standard
>headphone jack
again, pretty sure the 360 and maybe OG xbox (could be wrong, never owned an og xbox) and beyond had this with their controllers
>sensitive touchpad
fricking lol
-thing is tiny as shit
-why do you need a fricking track pad on a controller?
-also, implying that a touchpad being sensitive is a "feature" rather than by definition
also, gotta love those FLAT HEADED THUMBSTICKS. because i enjoy being uncomfortable while using them, then losing grip on them when my thumbs get sweaty from the discomfort.
im in their discord should i ask why the fricking flat shit
i'll post it again
DUDE COIN
>decentraland
>blockstar
>highstreet
fricking kek, coins be living inside these morons head h24 rent free
meanwhile guild of guardians and mini royale? how many layers of chinese ripoff are they on?
it reads all so much like an obvious scam, it hurts
>GRIT
more like grift
>GRIT being advertised front and center
Reminder that the game had "unique super rare horse NFTs" that turned out to be a stock $10 Unity store asset. Oh yeah, and the entire rest of the game is pretty much peak Unity asset flip as well, but it has Web3 so you got cryptids crawling out of the woodwork to defend it as "amazing".
one of the 'featured' games is just a a cowboy PUBG knockoff with NFTs hammed in
>cryptids
I like this. This is a good backasswards insult.
>star atlas
Not a video game
>My Metaverses
just rename it to "My Shitty MMOS"
holy that UI design, they should just outsource it to fricking Indians lmao
How can Indians outsource to other Indians?
does that text say "cyberpunk 2069" on Mini Royale?
I tried to search for every one of the games on that image, All of them are either unfinished or not working properly, any person with more than half of a brain will know that this console are a huge scam just by using google.
>axie
the game that had $625M of tokens stolen? yeah that inspires confidence
just out of curiosity, will this "glorious" piece of evolutionary game console support the ni no kuni mmo or whatever that was pretty much just a huge NFT circlejerk scam too?
>decentraland
>decentraland
o I am laffin
all this shit about metaverses and nfts just make me feel like some executive saw a video game for the first time in 2022 and got an idea for a chatroom
Damb bros, this is the best console exclusive ever.
this is just World.com, isn't it
With an EA twist
>open wallet menu
>$E0.02 deducted from your wallet
thank you blockchain, very cool
>Open console
>Entire bank account emptied
hahahaha Polium absolutely destroyed
There are people currently living on earth right now that will actually buy this dogshit
i want to be their wallet inspector. i want to find these morons and run them for everything they have
Now how many of those are just scalpers
I'm honestly tempted to because of how moronic it sounds.
Someone convince me not to.
Don't because you'll never be able to resell it to console collectors- wait shit that's a good idea actually
Why? It's 99% likely to be a scam and it will never be a real device, the remaining 1% is that it's a shitty phone in a box like the Ouya where all the games are extremely cheap looking and only exist to get you sucked into some MLM tier "make money by playing!" scheme.
Buy a used one for the memes.
You will most probably give your hard-earned cash to literal scammers and get nothing in return. You would probably get more enjoyment from just throwing the same amount of money in the street.
It has to exist to buy it. There will be people who lose their money when the project randomly shuts down without releasing anything though.
Yeah like the new atari console or intellavision
As a collectors item yeah probably. As a console itself it won't last its first year.
brooooo you just dont understand cryptos dude, its not cartoons haha bro only if you would see the bigger picture
Oh, it's the PS3 all over again!
Lol. Just lol.
"Wait, where have I heard all of this before?"
"Oh yeah..."
They just made the Ouya """console""".
OUYA, thank you. I knew this bullshit was reminding me of something. I need to go watch some Ouya vids on that massive failure now.
Ouya was a real console with a flawed business plan. This shit is a pure scam.
>it was confusing with the gamecube logo so we added a cube to separate our brand from the cube thing
at this point it all seems like a big practical joke
no, its still just a scam aimed at idiots.
lol the jaggies on that poor shop
This can't be real
about as real as their console
1 year in ms pain
Suddenly feel better about my own shit edits.
it's literally not, i looked at their twitter, OP edited it to make it look more shit
still the logo sucks anyways
they couldnt even photoshop it right
Crypto morons really will buy into anything you throw at them huh
>Cryptards
ftfy
Here is the OG logo vs the GameCube
this is literally just the GC logo flipped and desaturated lmfao
did this in 10 seconds in photoshop
>Ninturdo invented geometric primitives
Lol, lmao even
It's the same fricking thing
>G and P are the same letter
smells like summer in here.
the design is almost identical you dip
keyword being almost. that is the important part.
Yeah
They remove the square alright
Now it looks like a square inside a hollowed our square instead of a square inside and connected to the outer hollowed out square by another small piece of square
I mean, they are both stylized vector cubes. It's basically the first shape you would make when trying to think of a logo, and that's as far as they got with this.
you don't need to invent shit, you just have to have it copyrighted.
>Your honor, you can't arrest me because I didn't kill him, it was the bullet that did 🙂
...do americans think the judicial system is ran by 12 year olds?
Are you moronic? There are so many companies with blatant copycat-like logos and they get away with it
terrible analogy, not like some filthy esl*id has the required intellectual capabilities to come up with a decent one anyway
>desaturated
>softer smoothed corners
>not attached to the centre cube
>easier to make out the P
Is this the left trying to meme
>trying to force politics into this
lmao nice try cryptard
>WAIT EVERYONE, WHAT ABOUT THE LIBTARDS?
give it up Black person nobody's buying your floydies
No. When they meme you end up stealing it.
Stealing is illegal
I will make it legal
>didn't even redo the lighting after they flipped the GC logo
50 hours in mspaint
polium logo better no cap, easier to make out the P frick outta here with that gamecube cringe lmao
trying way too hard
Don't they realize just how litigious Nintendo is?
they don't seem very knowledgeable about the gaming industry
Who gives a frick, Nintendo plagiarizes music all the time
Like when?
It was also basically the same as 9gag.
I can't think of anything more moronic than crypto.
NFTs?
That's crypto.
It's not moronic, it's just the same old ponzi scheme but with some effects to hide that it's ponzi scheme.
pay to earn is the future!
dont joke about it
all mobile trash already have great part of the P2E mechanics already implemented
what do you think about trading pokebucks in the stock exchange? its literally that
ill save you some time and tell you this machine will be either a android TV, a very cheap PC or a flat out scam.
bump
that... looks like an actual MS paint edit with default binary pencil tool to boot
>wallet button
say no more senpai
>logo
anyone else see a blocky penis dripping cum?
Yeah.
Colored.
look like someone taking a fat shit cuh
it looks like a leaking minecraft penis coming out of a gloryhole.
>just posted that this doesn't play any games
>its just NFT buying simulator
>they blocked me
chinks LMAO
It is a dream of mine to present a blockchain powered prototype to Nintendo
Your dream is moronic and so are you
Unless you have the skills, I doubt you will convince those moronic boomers about how the Blockchain could make millions for them. Remember they basically have no further interest on the mobile market despite having 4 successful games on it.
I 100% guarantee you indians are behind this shit, and they need your bank account details.
Somebody shop a mirrored version of this onto the butthole of vidya butts
post e-girl in their games that would make you buy this piece of shit
>also post how much
>nft console
>already running afoul of copyright
kek pottery
New logo shows what they think of you.
Great minds think alike
Now it kind of looks a poop falling out of a butthole, either that or a dick fricking a butthole like the rectangular prism being the shaft and the square at the bottom being the balls
I understand how having an item stored on a Blockchain allows you to retain ownership even if you lose access to your game account or whatever, but besides that is there actually any practical application got Blockchain tech in Vidya? I'm trying to keep an open mind but i actually cant think of any.
Maybe it’s more of a modern culture thing where they push it upon anything and everything because everything is related to each other in one manner or another
>how having an item stored on a Blockchain allows you to retain ownership even if you lose access to your game account or whatever
this is actually a lie.
You DON'T own things on the blockchain. Those fancy NFTs? Glorified receipts. they dont actually pass ownership or accreditation to you, and wont hold up in a court of law. Someone can sell you a NFT, only for the actual artist take it off the net, leaving you with a broken link
And that's assuming you can put things in the blockchain in the first place. Which you simply cant due to the amount of computing power and storage required to do so
In theory I think a game could then easily transition that same item into the sequel or a sister game. But in practice the NFTs just become worthless.
Look at F1 Delta Time to see what will happen, they've promised to keep value on their worthless NFTs but it's too early to tell if they'll even try.
Not really. NFTs in games is pushed by NFT bagholders because they want their shitty monkey image to have "utility" which thereby increases its value. NFTs do have practical uses outside of monkey images, but for video games the cost of developing your game to talk to the blockchain while paying gas fees for every single transaction doesn't make any economic sense.
>NFTs do have practical uses outside of monkey images
Stop spreading this stupid shit you goddamn moron, NFTs have zero practical uses. You're doing more harm than the NFTards themselves. The shill campaign worked like magic on your stupid ass.
>nfts have practical uses
Yet you’ve failed to mention even one of them, why might that be?
Unironically, I think this has been the best use case of an “NFT Game”
https://marketplace.draftkings.com/lp/reignmakers-football
They’re all speculative “assets” anyway, so why not take advantage of it by combining it with gambling and trading?
its a strictly better alternative than proprietary wallets for things like in game skins.
You get more freedom with the item you own, you have less coorporate overlords breathing down your throat, and developers have a nice framework to build with as opposed to making their own skin wallet from the ground up.
I really see no downsides at all for use cases like this. For some reason the zeigeist hates NFTs though, so the sheep all baaah in agreement
>games will allow nft skin from other games, missing out on the profit from morons like you buying them
double Black person
everyone is stuck on this weird metaverse sharing skin idea
I am not talking about that at all. And if it does happen I think it will mainly be between games done by the same company.
But why do you need NFTs to share ANYTHING between games
You could just add an option called "import save data"
What does NFT ownership add to your licenses? You already barely own anything so adding an nft on top doesn't change the arrangement at all except require more resources for nothing.
If what you want is for vendors to accept crypto on their storefronts they don't need to give you an NFT to do it. If they wanted to then they would have done it before.
What does that really give you or even them over their proprietary wallet?
The licensea you buy are probably still onlyy going to be usable under their platforms and software. Why would they let you take their copyrighted assets to another company's game?
Why would they enable someone else's in their own game for free?
The zeitgeist hates NFTs because of morons like you and the homosexual bagholders you fellate on discord
How about the fact that the initial premise of game skins to be sold is absolute cancer.
Frick off moron. Everyone is in it for the money and they all try to scam people that just want to play games.
Is this going to be the sequel to Ouya?
It better come out first to become a real blunder. If it's only a jpg without prototype and dies before we see it, it will be too boring
One can only hope. The ouya was great for us. Imagine the whole board uniting to laugh at the colossal failure of a moronic idea.
I still don't understand why people were so riled about that. Play phone games on tv?
it was meant to be the 'indie accessible' game console. when it came out it was a pain in the ass to get your game on console, so this was meant to be an alternative. obviously it flopped because there weren't any good games on it on launch, and it was essentially just an android TV box.
>Play phone games on tv
There were morons on the ouya forums going on about how it was going to be a revolution and they'll be playing Skyrim and Crysis on it for free.
No, sequel to the Amico, since it's not going to come out and be available for purchase.
They will take preorders, then endless delays and excuses until they disappear with the money will follow.
you will own nothing
It has been this way from the start. The nft just authenticates the ownership of something through your wallet. For most nfts its just an url to a domain with what you "bought"
Except nothing stops someone who hosts the domain from redirecting it to meatspin or some shit after you bought it.
really brings a new meaning to
>Check out these Digits
i'll wait for next fen Grift360
>It's still basically the game cube logo
>Guaranteed the knock off ps4 controller still exists
>"We are not stealing the gamecube logo"
>Changes their logo anyway
kek, these type of bullshit is why crypto is crashing.
Someone from the legal department probably came in and said its legally actionable and pointed out nintendo was litigious as frick.
Even if you could demonstrate that its not derivative of the gamecube logo youve got to waste time, energy, and money in court.
>change the gamecube logo to spilled milk logo
I think they're trying to tell us something
>check this twitter account
>less than 3k followers
Nobody actually gives a shit about this
Hating NFTs is the ultimate proof you're a midwit with a Redditor brain.
A year ago I made over $100k investing in Axie infinity.
>b-b-b-b-but NFTs are pyramid scams
Yes. And I was smart enough to join early.
people in the first world dont need to join scams to put food on the table.
This is why you muckdwellers are scorned by civilization
Yeah, instead you have to work years as a cashier to get $100k, lmao.
>turdworlder admits to making as much as a lowly cashier with his little scam
lmfao
The difference is I made $100k in 3 weeks in the comfort of my home while American cashiers have to work 4 years to make that much, lol
No. The difference is the cashier made $100k and you made nothing. You lost money even and will never see a return on it. Crypto has no real world exchange value. You got scammed.
but you said yourself you havent cashed out. so you dont have anything yet. you cant go to the store and trade an nft for a meal.
You fricking morons, I can cash out EASILY. I won't because it's the time yet.
people with huge beenie babie collections said the exact same thing.
Cryptards are going to mass suicide on a scale exponentially greater than the stock collapse of 1929 when they finally realize none of their internet money actually has real world value.
the desperate push for acceptance is them fighting for life. not unlike the troony.
Honestly I love the idea of crypto because I despise banks but god damn crytpbros make me really want crypto in every form to fail hardcore.
The spider eggs they used to fill those are gonna start hatching this year
He can't cash out even if he wanted to.
>this is how turdworlders cope
keep it up with the scams ans maybe one day you'll have enough for a fake visa
Don't need and DON'T want a Visa. I enjoy my "third world" country very much.
I work remotely for one of the biggest American IT companies in the world (starts with "Mic" and ends with "Soft") and live like a king.
Now excuse me, I have to eat some delicious naan..
You don't work for Microsoft. You work for a fake scam call center. You have nothing. Cope harder.
>*Redeems a gift card in your path*
yeah the bait is too obvious
post hands + wallet timestamped
No you didn't. You didn't physically transact that to real money, because none of you dumb cryptoBlack folk actually can. You have nothing.
Lmao. Why would I cash out when I have my cryptos stacked and earning me more and more money each day
the cope of a very silly individual who can't use his crypto to even buy a sandwich and a drink from a local eatery.
I rest my case. You will never have any of that money. It doesn't exist, crypto is worthless. The speculative value is not real and never will be.
>it doesn't exist because... because i said so!!!
damn you'd think after 10 years nocoiners would take the L and quit seething but holy shit lmao
>it exists because.. just because i say it does! trust me, buy in on the dip!
trust me bro
>bragging about owning nothing
wow the memes are real. do you also live in a pod to save money on living space you wont use?
>Why would I cash out
too obvious, come back next thread
> He just realized it aint that simple to cash in your imaginary lego bux.
lol
lmao even
Fells gud watching these homosexuals fail at life basics.
>stacked
it's called staked you fricking moron. good luck getting fricked by the exchange you staked in.
Enjoy being the next nexo, Celsius victim
lucky isnt the same as smart. you were lucky to find some rube dumb enough to give you money. youre just the guy who got lucky buying a lottery ticket, its not a smart thing to do but could potentially profit. i understand why you deny this, because if rubes see it and get wise youre sitting on a loss with worthless monkey pictures.
You're not smart, you're lucky. Anyways, convert your fake cash to real money and then we'll talk
But it's not early anymore, so what the point of still sucking nft dicks?
I hope everyone involved in crypto and NFT's kills themselves this year so I never have to hear about this moronic, valueless scam ever again.
just remember the dotcom bubble. so many morons investing MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in these random internet ideas that you could tell were scams a mile away. all this shit will collapse on itself grandly.
>web 3 games
looks like a shitting ass
Which is only appropriate
it looks like a "muh minimalism" graphics designer drew a toilet roll
>web 3
what is it?
buzzword for dogshit microtransaction-filled mobile games
i was gonna answer this with details but the only thing missing is rampart scams and either soulless or extreme P2W games
A cryptoshit meme, just another for the pile
they are trying to normalise it and test how to get around peoples negative perceptions of it so the big boys can succeed.
did the person who make this forgot to clean the vectors up? looks like it was a fiver pajeet who made it
frick off shill
NO ONE WILL EVER CARE ABOUT YOUR PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCT AND WE DON'T BUY YOUR """"""""MOCKING"""""""" THREADS
Looks like an butthole shiting a brick. A leaking brick.
That's a sperm
This shit seems on purpose as an easy way to get attention
You would think that but nftgays are extremely moronic, no matter how many times they get scammed they just keep falling for it over and over again.
You are all just jealous because your controller doesn't have a fingerprint scanner and a wallet buttons.
Will they be at E3?
>left has a shitty console while right has e-girl pee
No wonder why people go to right
Looks like a robot hand holding a stick of butter with a pat of butter sliding off.
I love crypto. This is not relevant to actual crypto. This is some moron trying to scam people
Crypto is a scam. You have no money.
t. smoothbrain
Protip: crypto is the same scam as NFT's and this dumb shit.
What do you purchase with your crypto?
i am not an artist
Au contraire mes amis. Tres magnifique!
Oh my god! he tried to eat hulks dick!
reality check: you are an artist
surely this won't be another ouya or stadia hipster trash fire. lol. lmao.
STOP MAKING FUN OF WEB3 AND BUY THE NFT BOX YOU FRICKING GOYIM
Looks like a hand holding a stick of butter
So we went from not the GameCube logo to what looks like if the logo for shine was taking a dookie
I don't actually care but I love shaming NFT guys
It strikes me as a console for whales in mobile games lol.
it's called a phone
>changed their logo
Fricking lel
hello /anon/
remember to add "NFT console" to your filters! also MD5 filter literally every related image. we're looking at paid content falseflagging as "news" or "mockery", and the fact this has gone on for 3 days now w/o mods acting on it is nothing but a confirmation of the fact.
> hey goys ignore these threads and stop making fun of it
no
>GOY GOY STEIN SHEKEL israelite israelite SCHLOMO
Learn English
i misspelled guys by accident but now I'm quite intrigued by your rage and insistence we stop making fun of this scam
>/anon/
Can't wait for the epic raids in Old School Rune Chains.
>so where's the fun in this non-stop multu-game spanning grindfest?
>....fun?
you gays are unironically better off getting work from home codemonkey jobs than this shit
This is such a dystopic nightmare of a post that I want to believe that it is satire.
how the FRICK does anyone see this as a good thing? Good thing we'll have nuked ourselves out of existence by 2030
>crypto Black person invents gacha
holy shit lmao
Ironically what he describes would be illegal in Japan due to its gacha law.
wasn't there a Black Mirror episode about this
>wake up
>grind out 30 obsidian ore in mobile trash with ads out the ass
>buy and download chains of whatever, link wallet, transfer 30 obsidian ore, pay transfer fee
>Some guy you've never met but has a high rating on some trash website says he'll turn 10 obsidian into a mace
>transfer it to him, he goes offline.
>well, that's why you mined 30, eventually find someone who isn't a scammer, get your mace and immediately uninstall that piece of shit
>load up the game you actually wanted to play in the first place, pay the transfer fee, equip the mace
>one guy votes to spend the guild treasury on giving himself 100 twatcoins and leaving the guild. He has 100 bank alts in the guild who all agree so you're now out of cash
>kill frost whatever, it drops the orb. Everyone pulls out their wallets to bid on it, winner quits to cash it in while it's still rare
>guild lead is telling everyone to download another garbage cashgrab game because it's the best source of bear asses which you'll need now dragon armor is out of the question
>In the distance you hear the last but if soul leaving the games industry, you shrug and try flipping your mace for a miniscule profit
aay
Life is good
what a fricking homosexual
this is how morons who have no idea what a game is talk about games
absolutely disgusting shit
>imagine playing 5 games to make a living with cryptoscammers
>on your smartphone
you will own NOTHING
and be happy about it
I wanna play motherfricking Devil May Cry, not crypto crush saga...
This person and everyone like him need to hang themselves immediately.
you can get dragon shit in a literal day worth of training, possibly even higher for the mega autists and their speedrun shit
this gay doesn't even play runescape
>Playing games to "earn" anything
That's stupid. I just got all the orbs in Jak 3 and "earned" this silly green scarf that's only green at the end. That wasn't the point though. It was just a bit more time spent appreciating good platforming and worldbuilding.
These NFTgays don't even consider the existence of single-player games because you can't scam someone who's just playing a game for "fun."
>Implying this gigantic clusterfrick will ever be balanced and not chink mined into oblivion
play to earn is garbage and cannot ever be good.
So...just items that can be transferred to other games? Wow, future is here.
>mfw when I bring my Trapezohedron from Chaingaea to Animal Chaining
>Doesn't stop to think what if you only like one of these games.
I sure do love grinding in 4 games I hate just to be on par with everyone else in the one I do like.
dont forget he suffers from fomo so hard hes already invested on a NFT for a game that is not even out
>5% drop chance
>only 4 in existence
Huh?
>added web3 games to his bio
this person doesnt play games, they are planning a day in fantasyland
>5 percent
>low
he never played any grindan games to begin with
>discover a glitch that duplicates some items.
>since item ownership is on the chain it's basically impossible to roll back.
>the in-game market crashes due to a glut in supply.
>bunch of P2E players from turd world lose their shirts and an hero.
what an amazing future.
>"blockchain doesn't add anything new to gaming!"
It's just fricking endless grinding ramped up to crazy levels with you just simply working and paying someone to do it.
>friend spends 2 years grinding his account to be able to beat monster
>grind out obsidian for a couple of hours and give it to him
>takes an hour to convert that to a weapon
>kill boss with weapon only taking a few minutes
>leave friend in the dirt for another game that he can never have access too because hes not built for damage and guild is already a smithing guild
I'm a game dev, im totally going to want to spend time and manpower making it so every item in every game ever can be transferred to mine. surely this will be worth the effort and wont destroy any idea of balance or even cohesion for the setting.
to be fair most modern multiplayer games allow you to make your character look like a variety of genre tropes like clowns, knights, samurai, vikings, etc.
these people think everything is fortnite and everyone can just collab up.
That doesn't sound that different from the kind of bullshit games do now, just with shareable items across games.
>5% drop rate
>Only 4 in existence.
cute
why are you telling us this OP? Take it to Ganker we don't give a frick about NFTs
i genuinely cannot fricking stand nft Black folk trying to break in to gaming. The whole "EARN MONEY BY PLAYING THINK ABOUT MUH CREATORS" etc. is such disingenuous fricking cancer.
is this ouja 2 or souljaboy 2?
Ouya actually came out, no one wanted to play phone games on a TV. Soulja console/pocket do exist, they are just random chink shit emulation console with a decal on it.
This on the other hand most likely will never come out.
But lets say it is not vaporware, unless they got a over a billionUSD to invest in developing a proper console that can run the games the big name devs/pubs like to make. It's dead in the water. It's not like EA/Acti/Ubi/SE are gonna stop making their triple a games to make shitty mobile/flash/asset flip tier games for a brand new platform.
its gonna be a gaming android tv
it might be a APU like how xbox and PS5 are but with much cheaper processors, but this is expensive and it means it will be a literal windows 11 machine, or worse, a bad clone of the SteamDeck OS.
this whole shit is moronic and does feel like a scam
it costs 0.2 eth to mint their token of purchase, thats already 250 usd wasted on the price tag
you need to pay shipping, production and handling. this will be a gaming smartphone quality at best with the price tag of 600 usd minimun
>this whole shit is moronic and does feel like a scam
That's because it is. The technical side reads like the complete clueless pipe dream that it is (custom low-end Nvidia chipsets for something with an install base GOAL in the low five figures? lol, lmao even) because releasing a console was never the main goal, it was all about lining the pockets of the inner circle with crypto whale money and all this gaymen bullshit is just a veneer to make the project seem legitimate.
I didn't think of the game cube logo first, I thought it looked like the polymatter logo
Thousands of people are falling for an obvious joke lmao
Someone's having a good laugh behind your back, morons.
>le merely pretending
The classics never fail!
Finally something I can use alongside the KFConsole.
You know, the KFConsole may or may not have been a joke, BUT I think it looked cool enough I would think about getting it to replace my old dying PC as a place holder until I can build a proper one. I would not keep by fricking chicken in there but hey it's unique looking.
looks like a butthole pushing out a square shit
I don't understand. Where is the market for NFT's? Like has there been ONE sucessful resale of an NFT? I get people wanting a mint, unopened version of Super Mario Bros 1 or something because that's a historical game. But with how many millions of NFT's out there, what makes any single one of them special and worth someone else buying from someone who already owns one? Surely this thing crashes and burns when people realize that no one wants to buy their NFT off of them?
the lazy monke shit started at 10 eth and now sells at 110 eth
a lot of people see this as a missed opportunity so they want in the next sucessful scam
It “valued” at 110 eth but are people actually buying them? There was that one guy who bought an nft of the first tweet and the auction was less than expected. I doubt many are currently getting into the NFT market currently.
like i said its all about the successful scam
i dont think theres much to be had on it. the idea of inter exchangeable game items is not interesting or practical, buying a token to be permanently consumed in a game account is not interesting and of all NFTs out there, they have been either not original or really lame in a art standard
the only thing that makes sense is the already existing RMT market and the many currencies mobile trash makes to prevent people from following the value of their money as tradeable. wow gold would make a interesting crypto but at the same time who the frick would like to be scammed in a exchange instead of in game
They make all kinds of bullshit promises.
>NFT's allow you OWN digital assets
Which we already do. All that game data sitting on my HDD/Memcards/carts from over the last 20ish years? Mine.
>You will be able to use your NFTs across ALL platforms!
There is no way in FRICK Nintendo will allow you to use any random NFT in their games. Let alone take the time to model/animate your stupid monkey.
>All the large IPs and companies will get on board and make their own NFTs!
Oh sure they might, but those companies will make damn sure they are stuck in a walled garden. I don't see Square being OK with Cloud being played in WoW. I don't see Disney allowing Micky to get his snout caved in, in the newest Mortal Kombat.
>Which we already do. All that game data sitting on my HDD/Memcards/carts from over the last 20ish years? Mine
Not trying to defend this scam but if you bothered to read most game EULAs, you'd realize you don't own the game itself (binaries, assets, generated gane data, user created game data, etc). You are merely being licensed to play it. You are merely getting lent a copy of a game's build you can play with and nothing more. That's exactly why you can get permabanned from a game even if you paid for it and also why using mods is a bannable offense most of the time.
>That's exactly why you can get permabanned from a game even if you paid for it
without it being considered illegal*
only applies to multiplayer and multiplat garbage though, not a big loss, most of my games are backed up on my local drives and can be reinstalled in minutes, so thats more ownership and control than cryptogays will ever have over their ugly jpegs
It applies to the majority of commercial games, be it multiplayer or not. Read an EULA next time you install a game. What you mean is that you can only get actively "punished" on online games if you break the EULA.
I didn't see an eula. All i got was some funky music and some weird speed metal band name on my screen while it installed
The market is you pay real money for something completely worthless in the hopes of flipping it for a profit to an even bigger than you, because THEY'RE hoping they can flip it for a profit to an even bigger idiot than THEM.
>symbol is a minimalist futa pussy-dick dripping cum
shitting
They should unironically patent the wallet button
frick israelitetendo, microshit and snoy wanting to put their own version of this
lmao its just a penis
this has to be a fricking joke they are not even trying with this scam
>tags:cervix_penetration
>NFT shit
Why are we giving these scams the time of day?
Ganker is so fricking old now
I-IT'S A SCAM!
BECAUSE...BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY?
They weren't wrong about other companies having similar logos though.
https://skyhookgames.com/
Looks like a stylized leaking dick.
The letter P looks like a dick, so that's sort of the inevitable outcome of any stylization
Yes, Web 3 gaming I know but.. Which games and exclusives though??
they will never have any exclusives
exclusives are good for the console, not the game. no dev will take exclusivity offers
I would venture a guess that there are plenty of doodoo ass mobile developers that would jump at the chance to make terrible mobile-esque games for the platform in hopes of chasing those NFT megabux. If it was even real, which it isn't.
what is web 3 anyways
a scamvision brought to us by crypto tards trying to insert buttcoins in every aspect of your online life so they can profit off you.
Blockchain-based and centered around NFTs to promote """ownership""" and uniqueness of online digital assets.
It's a hypothetical new form of the internet that literally nobody besides cryptotards want to happen.
A bunch of completely out of touch morons have convinced themselves that they are gonna usher in a new era of the internet, brought to you by crypto, NFT and everything decentralized.
more like poliomyelitis amirite
>warfraft immortal soon
>summon death knights to the aid of your army for only 0.1 eth!
>special 800% one time only offer for our gnome NFT!
we are already living in it
>went from gamecube to a shitting anus
Their new logo is pretty based though not gonna lie.
There's no fricking way this account is legit. Both logos look like they were made by teenagers and pretty much every one of their tweets reads like a backhanded argument against major sections of the gaming market. Also their website doesn't work or isn't up. Even if you know nothing about marketing or twitter (which, these are supposedly blockchain developers, those things should be their bread and butter), you probably know not to argue with and insult your fricking target market.
Shits either a troll account, for keks or some stupid social engineering campaign, or middle schoolers larping as silicon valley c**ts.
You strongly underestimate the incompetence and unprofessionalism of pajeet scammers. That's all this is.
Not really homie. Pajeets have a certain way of being and this isn't it. Silicon Valley con men have a certain way of being, and this isn't it. This shit is either purposefully bad or made my literal children. And with how much attention it's getting with so few followers and activity, my money is on the former.
pajeets probably would've at least made the website 'look' real by making a mock up picture. It'd fool 90% of normies.
Why does every single crypto millionaire refuse to cash out? You have millions, right? Surely you'd like to actually get all that money in a usable form. What gives??? I know for a fact if I made even 10k or 100k, I'd cash out immediately, even if there was a slight profit loss.
im not fully sure on how it works but i think someone else has to actually buy them from you
yes, this is how it works
when noone wants to do that we have a bubble burst
So then for must people it was a good thing to not buy into the crypto scam? I'm guessing very few people ever truly profited big from this.
As far as I can tell people in crypto communities were telling each other to hold onto their buttcoins as a sign of pride, but what they were probably doing is trying to make sure everyone else was holding the bag for them while they cashed out. There was really no way to tell when the crash was going to happen for the average crypto holder and most of them probably got greedy and either came out about even or have now lost money.
its somehow worse
Explain something to me here Ganker. Is nobody ever allowed to make a cube in a hexagon symbol no more no because Gamecube did it? That is ridiculous. The hexagon is an ancient symbol used long before Gamecube. Plenty of companies in the last 100 years have used a variation of the hexagon symbol. Nintendo does not have ownership over such a basic ass symbol such as that.
no they are not
Neither of you answered the question because you just want to poke fun at some NFT console no matter how ridiculous or wrong you guys are.
Sorry I'm not here to spoonfeed your ignorant ass. Learn to read and research before you ask stupid questions that have already been addressed in the thread.
Read the thread, you dumb frick.
One can sell me on deflationary assets or crypto projects will actual use-cases but nfts and all these copycat tokens of ethereum or bitcoin are a total scam.
>inb4 crypto is a scam
Yeah, so is the stock market and most other forms of investing beyond real estate and land.
looks like shit. I could barely tell it was a P. They really need to redesign it.
Someone please explain to me like I’m a little dumb child
What the frick is a web 3 game
like the metaverse
a shitty version of something that already exist but with crypto
You know how in CS:GO you can pay IRL money for weapon skins? It's like that only you have to pay some other player for the actual weapons *and* bullets you use for each round. Also, the buying and selling of items is frictionless and the market is vulnerable to manipulation.
Why are the idiots from Ganker always the ones that criticize what they don't understand?
Sssh, let them seethe
Crypto is a scam gamer bros, nothing to see here
Lookie at the web3 console ahahah what a total scam, do NOT invest your money in it
still not buying your bags
capcoms not gonna be happy with them ripping off the sf6 logo
>there are STILL people who fall for the Web 3.0 meme
Convince me right now that Bitcoin isn't a waste of time scam
Bitcoin by itself is a huge waste of everybody's time and energy. If you got in a the right time, you could profit from the collective waste, but that doesn't make it not a waste or time or a scam.
>Wallet button
Why? What's the point of being able to access your wallet mid-game? Current games with microtransactions take you to a purchase page whenever you run out of whatever resource you want to refill, it literally can't get more streamlined.
I'm guessing because in this world, you'd be renting items and shit to people so you wanna be able to check your finances at any time. Also, its been mentioned before but in this community, Wallet is synonymous with Account so its probably just a dashboard button.
>you'd be renting items and shit to people so you wanna be able to check your finances at any time.
So it's literally a button to inflate your own ego, lol.
That's how crypto shit works, every single time you interact with the blockchain, you have to pay a usage fee called "gas", which can be anything from a fraction of a cent (on the less used blockchains) to fricking 20 bucks a pop (Ethereum during peak idiot season). Want to see what loot you got from that Web3 MMO boss? Show me those cryptoshekels goy, and if you want to cut in front of the other losers on the transaction queue, you better pile on some extra too. On a """properly designed""" crypto integrated game, you'll be using that wallet a whole fricking lot.
Great, so the latest buzzword is web3?
web2.0 is bad enough. web3.0 is probably you pay per page load.
making logos is ez, just pend $10 on MidJourney, type some shit, and photoshop it all together
>nft console
web 3.0 will be the most israeliteed-out iteration of the internet to date, where everything is monetized and you have to buy tokens to do anything. mark my words, the days of internet anonymity will soon be gone too. everyone will have an identifying digital footprint, because you'll have to pay everywhere you go
You made the logo sad, now it's crying
I actually tried to contact them about it but no one's repsoponded
Watch and learn, paperhands.
aw sweet
man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Nice!
Why'd they stick a bar of butter in a wrench? That can't be the best logo they can think of.
No one knows but I'm going to join the discord on a junk tablet soon to see wtf is going on
Going to get a lot of shit for this but one day something like this might actually be useful. If a company ever makes a metaverse like the novel Snow Crash, blockchain ownership would come in handy. That being said, no games are anywhere near this level. This is a worthless scam but I could easily see a future where the technology is useful
>I could easily see a future where the technology is useful
why do morons not see the issue is with regards to practicality?
if you had computers,servers and networks capable of storing and processing entire gigabytes of data on the blockchain, why would you waste a supercomputer that could put CERN to shame on that?
Yes, the bitcoin proof of work algorithm could be doing something useful rather than bullshit. And the proof of stake algorithms just promote whales. But in the digital era, decentralization could really improve digital ownership.
>digital ownership
is not, and will NEVER be a thing no matter how hard you try to push it.
already is a thing
So why is trading my csgo items for your rocket league skins without having to use the steam marketplace bad again?
Stop giving it attention.
This is not a real product. Apparently only like 3 people are actively working on the hardware.
This is all a scam to get people into buying their shitcoins. This thing will not get released.
post yfw you never fell for the crypto scam
Me irl
Lord of blood
>oh polonium, drink my AIDS blood and start our new DYNASTY!
the logo looks like an butthole passing a turd
Can't wait for the next /ctg/
What the frick is web 3?
The future
You know how in stage 2 cancer it’s localized, well much like stage 3 cancer the web is starting to infect the tissue of society more and metastasize
This is the paid shilling thread where is the anon with the image?
Sage you fricking morons
Sage?
Looks like it's popping now