>Nick Franco made nuzlocke to have a better bond with your Pokémons and have a little bit harder experience, but doable to anyone and fun
>Jan made it a boring excel spreadsheet lecture, using his Pokémon as tools and the difficulty of his games are not even remotely close to any Pokémon game making it a tedious, unfun Dark Souls chore
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Yeah
Jan created a store for romhackers to get their name out there
"Pro" nuzlocker
Pro nuzlocker is like saying "smartest Down syndrome student"; what a gross lifestyle
>Nick Franco made nuzlocke to have a better bond with your Pokémons and have a little bit harder experience, but doable to anyone and fun
If I start watching a Nuzlock and the player doesn't nickname their Pokemon, I instantly stop watching. Imagine missing the point that fricking hard. Completing a Nuzlock isn't that impressive, either.
I hate players using the no dupes clause too, though to a lesser degree. It always devolves into players gaming the system to get the same Pokemon that they always use in their regular runs anyway.
But dude don't you know that Pokemon is a deep and intricate game of STRATEGY? Especially if you install my commissioned difficulty hack that skips 2/3rds of the game and gives you documentation for the rest of it!
Clicking Rock Slide against a Pokemon weak to Rock is a SKILL.
Radical Red and its consequences killed the soul of romhacking. Now everyone makes copypaste boss rushes for kids who are too afraid to just play pokemon showdown against real people.
>shitdown
Showdown is dog shit because Pokemon is a shit competitive game, but it's still better than jerking off your own ego for playing boring kaizo shit.
No idea but I would love to see him update it
Speaking of Nick Franco, is he ever going to update his comic again? Supposedly he'd written down all his notes for how the story was supposed to unfold in future updates, but he's left his website untouched since 2019.
other people did that long before Jan
Only makes sense for Kaizo & RadRed. But I agree it sucks the life outta nuzlockes. Except ShadyPenguin, he at least makes it still fun while doing quick calcs
that is a face that needs to be punched which i will do if i ever see this homosexual in public
This man is (you)r rival and canonically fricked Jaiden
the only thing thats canical is this homosexual getting punched in the face
that is a face that requires a well aimed punch
I love how in the cartoon he looks like a intimidating guy but IRL he just looks like a manchild
I will fricking kill this guy if I ever see him.
says the guy on the pokemon board.
>changing Slowbro IV's to be better in E4
>Resetting 50 times until you find a Taillow
>Building clause in a soullink
Yeah, pro nuzlocke moment
>Resetting 50 times until you find a Taillow
Kek, did he really? So he's basically just ignoring half the rules of a nuzlocke then calling himself "pro"?
Kinda. Resetting the very first encounter of the run at route 103. For each reset, the attempt counter goes up haha
You forgot the hacked rare candies.
That is whatever. After a point you learn how to optimally grind anyway, so rare candies don't change much. But the others points are really bad.
>After a point you learn how to optimally grind anyway
No, he just doesn't like actually playing the game. He lost mons to misclicks in grinding and using speedup all the time. He just doesn't think actually playing Pokemon is good content compared to the INSANELY DEEP STRATEGIC MASTERY of Guts Taillow.
Meh. Could also be the case sure. Personally I don't judge his attittude to grinding it can be just extremely boring, after a time you know to not grind on Pokémon that can kill you even if you missclick. I can't remember when was the last time I lost a Pokémon to traditional grinding because I look up movesets and abilities beforehand. So I avoid sturdy, self-destruct, OHKO moves, etc.
But yeah, waiting for Taillow like the messiah is just silly.
Also don't forget when he used 3 grass moves on a sap sipper Goomy in SV and he had no idea what is happening
"Pro Nuzlocking" is the same for actual Nuzlockes as "Pro Wrestling" to MMA. It's just fake, a pretended show in safe, sanitized environment where player is allowed to bend and even break the rules to get through game without any obstacles.
You could probably make entire compilation of PoChal failing at calculations because he forget about Blaze/Overgrowth etc. Or how many times in his Nuzlocke "reactions" he said about how levels affect catch rates... which is not a thing till gen 8 lol. He's a fricking hack, a pretender.
The problem with his nuzlockes are stemmed from the AI of the game. Imagine Smash’s AI perfect airdodge if you will comparing it with pikemin’s set switch mode. You’re moronic to stay in and just wasting the computer’s time, learn to code a proper AI using smoggie’s built in data systems to structure the turns of battles in order tooooo
Not to mention the variation in damage. Damage spread should fall within 6 to 7% if there were no effort values
>AND CUT
>>Nick Franco made nuzlocke to have a better bond with pixels on screen representing fictional animals
Mental illness. Jan is based.
no you fricking aren't you gay homosexual what you are is the perfect target for a punch in the face
Actually, issues with imagination, suspension of disbelief and obsessive seeking of patterns are signs of mental moronations. Jan is the real autist here because he obsessively try to act like Pokemon mechanics are some super deep and skillful shit and completely ignores the emergent storytelling elements of Nuzlockes that are much more important.
And cheats
*cheats Jaiden out of her virginity
the only virginity this homosexual is losing is his face being unpunched