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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they melanin enriched?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly Yoko Taro saw 2B in a fighting game fighting another 2B. Apparently he liked the swap enough that he christened her "2P" for "2 Player" and it's now a thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that's cool. There's another skin besides this one right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah probably. The game has outfit options so this is probably one of them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Taro was directly involved in that, it was an official crossover with Soul Calibur. 2B was a guest character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but does it have this??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it has this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            close enough

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why do fox masks destroy my dick?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              because you're a furry

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm no i don't think so

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >cover face
              >asian women suddenly attractive

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is this switch exclusive? Do you have this in the ps version too?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It'll make it's way to other platforms through an update eventually. But I don't who in their right mind would wait for that after 5years

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wanted it to get it for ps for plat trophy hope it will make its way

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can imagine a certain porn artist is furiously jerking off as he is working on the next 3D animation for her.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is this real? I wonder what'll happen when you self destruct...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Taro was directly involved in that, it was an official crossover with Soul Calibur. 2B was a guest character.

        2P also shows up in FFXIV, and it's canon, albait with less melanin because the majority of mmo players are racist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's in Reincarnation as well

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, Ganker was really trying to convince me Automata was a coomer's game when it's actually Reincarnation

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gacha is always coomer shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reincarnation art is so fricking good

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed, I really like the story/setting/music/characters/art, pretty much everything but I don't play it because I get addicted to these skinner box games easily and it becomes unhealthy pretty fast. That screenshot was from my account but I deleted the account shortly after because I was losing lots of sleep and time on the game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's just FFXIV's lighting being sometimes ass really.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This

          It's just FFXIV's lighting being sometimes ass really.

          FFXIV's vanilla lighting is washed the frick out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did Taro really just discover alt colours in fighting games and shove a dark skinned 2B into everything?
          I'm not complaining but how was it that simple to convince square to go with that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"2P" for "2 Player"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He actually originally joked it was 2 Panasonic and it's implied to really be 2 Puppet

          Did Taro really just discover alt colours in fighting games and shove a dark skinned 2B into everything?
          I'm not complaining but how was it that simple to convince square to go with that?

          He didn't discover 2P outfits, he discovered Toobie is also great in delicious brown. Unlike 2D full palette swaps, skin color changes are rare in 3D fighter alts where they have separate body and clothing models.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"2P" for "2 Player"

        Didn't Yoko Taro decide in an interview that the P stood for Panasonic?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Does 2P’s P stand for anything?
          >Yoko Taro: “I haven’t thought about it yet. But I think it’s fine. As Whatever.”
          >Yosuke Saito: “Is it something like power?”
          >Yoko Taro: “Or Pa___nic (Panasonic).”
          >Takahisa Taura: “Isn’t that a bit much?”
          >Yoko Taro: “It’s fine, I mean they’re world-famous. So that decides it, 2P’s P stands for Pa____nic (Panasonic).”

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if Yoko Taro thinks this way when thinking about breakfast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2P is also canon, being a Machine lifeform replica patterned after 2B.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it makes my pp go up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They gotta sell it to the Nintendo userbase.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an alternate costume in Soul Calibur VI. It's also where clown 2B comes from.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks surprisingly ok, hope it doesn't run at 15 fps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looks susprisingly ok
      NOW WITH SQUARE ENIX PATENTED ARPG STREAMING

      https://i.imgur.com/v9dUYZ7.png

      NIER AUTOMATA COMING TO THE SWITCH

      tfw no 9s gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, it'll run at billinear scaled 360p instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's been confirmed to run at 1080p/30fps docked, 720p/30 portable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It'll definitely be missing particles and shit like the dynamic wet/dry effects just to barely touch that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Particles aren't that demanding, if they're coded properly. Wet/dry shit's just a matter of bumping up the specularity of the textures.

          All they really need to do is lower / disable the Global Illumination and SSAO, and it would run on even a GT 1030 craptop.
          I would not be surprised if they will implement some sort of Fidelity CAS for extra frames.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It chugged on the ps4 pro so I wouldnt br surprised if it ends up looking like pixelart that runs at 10fps

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that, i don't want to play this at sub 30fps
    i've had enough of that when i played it on my shitty PC before i upgraded it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Experience all the mind numbing combat and who-gives-a-shit plot in silky smooth 23fps

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nier adamada

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nier's been a multiplat series since the first game.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a chance for a Replicant port and a Drakengard trilogy collection?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      replicant will eventually make its way to the system, pretty sure a switch version was datamined last year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh yeah kind of odd there was no replicant, maybe they want to hold off the announcement until after automata releases for some reason, surely it's not going to fully skip switch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They know Automata is the more popular game and releasing it first means its release means having it out in time for the anime's airing.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Physical confirmed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh good, I was worried this was going to be a cloud service game like Resident Evil 7.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure if it was cloud they would have mentioned it in the announcment, I don't think they've ever tried to hide that in directs, or maybe they did for kingdom hearts I can't quite remember

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Saw some anons mention cloud service before, so I wasn't sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >With the superior cover art as well
      YES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that DLC only with the physical? guess it was too sexy to show in the direct
      which actually might also explain

      Huh yeah kind of odd there was no replicant, maybe they want to hold off the announcement until after automata releases for some reason, surely it's not going to fully skip switch.

      as well as bayonetta being a no show

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They already said the old Game of the YoRHa costumes and modes were going to be in. They showed 9S in young Nier's outfit, as you said they probably didn't want to show 2B's Kainé outfit on stream but it's no doubt in there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >reverse the cover
      >still have the fugly rating logo
      why do companies do this?
      also it should've been the goliath staring at toobee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I don’t understand why it has to be on both sides, maybe they just have to do it for some legal reason or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My birthday gift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even Xbox got it physical i bought it on Xbox

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So did I. Couldn't get into it. Wish I could, everyone else seems to like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >switch gets one but not xbox
      God square's most embarrassing decision, they knew they were in the wrong as they did it for replicant

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it barely runs on pcs that game was made by a bunch of brazilian codemonkeys, it can't run on a switch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my Machine and that's like 6 years old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's problem on PC was a very PC specific problem. GPU -> CPU RAM sharing sucks on PC so lots of effects they were doing that the PS4 didn't give a shit about were tanking on PC. The switch doesn't have this flaw but it does have shit RAM bandwidth so it could go either way.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always a good time when a shitposter is so embarrassed he deletes his shit.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Automata is becoming the JP Skyrim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, not even by a long shot.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's been on pc for a good while now, what are you talking about?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NIER AUTOMATA T-SHIRTS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHIT SQUARE ENIX

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is NieR a fast paced game that needs to be 60fps, like Bayonetta and Metal Gear Rising, or is it more slower paced and fine with 30fps like Astral Chain?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The former, it's extremely close to Bayonetta. Even has unlockable Witch Time.

      It's much easier though and requires self-imposed retrictions to be a challenge (namely, not using healing items), so even though it will feel like shit to play at 30 fps it shouldn't be a problem to actually do so.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silky smooth 15 fps.
    Built for easy mode and auto chips.

    It won't be possible to play it outside of easy mode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Silky smooth 15 fps.
      Yes, we know it runs like shit on the Deck.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever hear the end of this shit?
    Will we ever get an actual new game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think Taro wants to right now. He seemed pretty content working on Voice of Cards for a while

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think Taro wants to right now. He seemed pretty content working on Voice of Cards for a while

      He's busy milking the mobile game market right now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thought this flopped?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's still going. Story content releases at a goddamn snails pace (literally a single chapter came out after months of nothing but seasonal events and reruns.) If it didn't flop it deserves it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://app.sensortower.com/
          https://app.sensortower.com/news-feed/nier-reincarnation-from-square-enix-blasts-past-10-million-net-revenue-on-ios/60521d6c8aafbc3cb1970428

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nier is the Marvel Studios of Yoko Taro games poor Drakengard is DCEU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Square Enix spent the last two years modelling Nier into a proper franchise with the gacha, remake, anime and now this. It's all laying the groundwork for the next game and the series from there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't there talks of a potential drakengard 4, I did I trick myself into believing my own delusions?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not that I remember. It got referenced in Voice of Cards and there was an official survey, I think for Reincarnation, asking if people had played or watched any of the Drakengard games so it's still on their radar. I think it's more likely we see a new Nier and ports of Drakengard but you never know. Hell we could end up with something like Nier: Draconia.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I googled nier: Draconia and nothing came up. What's that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh that was just a fake title I made up for if they made a hypothetical crossover or something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick, I really am easily convinced. I thought the first voce of cards was pretty good, I haven't gotten around to the second one yet though. I wonder how many of those taro is willing to make?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would love some drakengard ports. Or even something like reincarnation for the first game since it's absolute dogshit to play.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently the anime is coming next year, and nobody makes an anime without there being a promotion/tie-in/announcement.
      wouldnt be surprised if a new game is being worked on

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2P skin is excusive to Switch only
    Frick off. Bring this shit to PC too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just a recolor with dark skin. There's probably already a mod that does the job, not to mention all the other modded outfits that exist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's literally just a recolor with dark skin
        And it get my dick hard. I love 2P

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I love 2P
          same bro

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >exclusive costumes
    They really need a mass shooter at their HQ.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's $39.99/£34.99

    damn that is based pricing tbh

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Replicant
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Replicant
      >Not superior Gestalt
      Life is truly suffering

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still say gestalt as a game should be left in the past and forgotten but they should make a gestalt anime

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          With the current culture of ports, remakes, and remasters these days, I disagree, but I'm willing to hear your thoughts on the matter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >current culture of ports
            >current

            hello zoomer

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              God I fricking wish. More like aging hipster trying to sound professional but coming off as arrogant. But everything is getting ported or remade for modern systems. I'd love to see a drakengard port personally.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ports have been a very common and constant thing since the PS3/360/Wii gen.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >five year old game
    >30 fps 720p
    WE WON

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2P isn't a surprise, but I didn't expect a Mama costume for the Pod

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Been wanting this on Switch for years now so very excited to get this.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you ready for a silky smooth 12 fps per second?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I didn't play it on the Deck or base PS4.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they don't bring the costumes to the PC I'm going to be fricking pissed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mods will fix it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to to replace other outfits, I want more outfit options in game at once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they eventually patched the steam version ,it's just a waiting game

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think there will be nintendo crossover costumes or will all the exclusive costumes just be OC outfits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they don't put 2B in samus' zero suit it'll be the biggest missed opportunity ever

      should also give her akira's police outfit from astral chain with the minishorts

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone actually going to get this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just buying it for the physical, as Im trying to build a switch library. Not planning on replaying it, def not on the switch's performance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But the performance seemed fine? SE are throwing a lot behind this re-release going by what they've plugged so far (exclusive art, pre-order bonuses, reversible cover art for physical edition) and must be very proud of it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they haven't shown the more cluttered sections that make the framerate tank

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Half the FPS of every base version
          >Fine

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >half
            It ran at like 40fps 900p on the base PS4, let's not fool ourselves now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being this dedicated to such a shit, restricted tablet that will be instantly replaced.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally why buy it if you're not going to play it?
        >but muh physical collection
        What's the point if you already said yourself it's going to be by far the worst version?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because I enjoyed the game anon, also I was a free loader and played the game through family share.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the switch userbase has a significant weeb population, it'll easily do a million

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Me, millions of times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I already have the game on PS4 and PC and I just pre-ordered a $250 A2 figure so probably not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never got around to playing it but heard good things. I only buy games on switch these days, so I’ll probably check it out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I only buy games on switch these days,

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, but what's the issue? I only have a Switch but that's because there isn't much worth getting on any other system. NieR Automata, Arkham Knight and Elden Ring are the only games I felt I was missing out on, and I'm not buy a system just to play 3 games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Not him, but what's the issue? I only have a Switch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unless the port is terrible, probably.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2B made me cum many times, it's the least I could do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      platinumed it on ps4 and yes. hopefully replicant will come over too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coomed to 2B a lot but I know nothing about these games. Are they good? They're related to Drakengard right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Are they good?
        Only Automata can be called outright good I think.
        Drakenguard plays like shit and it's been long enough that I cant remember what happens outside of it's relation to the Nier series. Nier plays janky but I was probably the most invested in it initially. It's story is good in a tragic kind of way but the whole thing comes off as a test of concept for Automata. Automata is their best in every regard.
        >They're related to Drakengard right?
        Nier is a spinoff from the first Drakenguard I think. The series is referenced mainly in some weapons and visual things, but otherwise all you need to know is that in one of the Drakenguard endings humanity is hit by a disease because of otherworldly magic. Nier: Automata is completely understandable if you haven't played any previous instalment since it touches on the outcome of Nier and is set thousands of years later. You'll miss basically nothing story or gameplay wise.
        Also if you self destruct 2B takes off her skirt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nier is a spinoff based on one of the endings of a Drakengard game. But yeah Automata is the best in terms of everything. Replicant is an old game and it shows. Lots of boring errands masquerading as quests. Nier has some of that, but not nearly as much.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean Automata as some of that, but not nearly as much.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nier: Automata is completely understandable if you haven't played any previous instalment since it touches on the outcome of Nier and is set thousands of years later. You'll miss basically nothing story
          Except for everything related to the returning character and the scenes involving that character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not me. Already played it twice on PS4. The only reason I can think of is playing it on the go, but I always dock my Switch because handheld mode games look like shit to me. Couldn't even play Dread on handheld.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it runs well then yes I'd love to get a physical copy. I even wrote on a Voice of Cards survey that I wish they would bring other Yoko Taro games like Nier and Drakengard to Switch, this is putting my money where my mouth is.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically looking forward to the Digital Foundry analysis

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy old games I've already played. Why is the industry so futgcking stagnant?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the chances of Replicant coming to Switch? Is it more demanding?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is 2P on the other versions too or is it just for the switch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just Switch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just switch for now. I'm really hoping they update the other versions with the Switch costumes. I still like to replay the game at least once a year and I enjoy modding different costumes.

        noooooooo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not natively in the game, it's a DLC. So basically all they have to do is add this DLC to the other stores as well after a couple months as a thank you for the game selling 6.5 million copies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I guess I will wait for that to play it, I like 2P

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just switch for now. I'm really hoping they update the other versions with the Switch costumes. I still like to replay the game at least once a year and I enjoy modding different costumes.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I care about is this potentially increasing the value of my nier replicant special edition for resale

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cant wait to play it again but this time at 15 fps in 720p on a device that heats up faster than an oven.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Docked 1080p
    Handheld 720p
    30fps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds too good to be true, Im expecting bad frame drops. There has to be a catch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's 1600x900 at surprisingly close to 60fps on Xbone, seems like it might actually have better frame rate than PS4. But every version has drops except -maybe- BC mode on the new consoles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The great thing about these is more official art too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Docked 1080p
      not a chance in hell, no game of this scale is 1080p on switch, best it can achieve is 900p with dynamic resolution

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no game of this scale is 1080p on switch
        It's an AA game. Don't kid yourself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon, but the issue is not if it's a triple A or not(i know it's not), rather the performance and optimization, which in this game are atrocious on every level
          the platinum engine was made to handle corridors and small areas(bayonetta, MGR, astral chain, transformers devastation), yet in automata they made much larger areas which it struggles to handle properly and hangs when loading new areas
          even when using the most recent CPU/GPU combo, the game still stutters at times cause it doesn't matter how powerful the PC is if the game engine itself can't keep up with its own content

          in such environment, there's no way the switch will be able to render it at 1080p 30fps, either it'll be dynamic resolution which will mostly stay at 900p, or it'll have severe fps drops

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            aye

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the alt 9S called then? and can I rail his brown ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      will since 2B becomes 2P, maybe 9S becomes 9Z?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never played this game and don't know anything about it
    is it as good as people say online?
    might be interested

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its good but not in the level as coomers are making it out to be. Worth a play

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely good, not the greatest game of all time to me but some people swear it is. Solid 8/10

        Its sum is unnironically better than it's parts and if you aren't into the whole package it easily falls appart on many ends.
        That said, if it clicks with you, it's a great game you will remember for a long time.

        It feels like you're playing a PS2 game again, so for that alone it's an 8/10 game that feels like a 10/10 game because it reminds you of a time when games were actually fun and tried more interesting things with their stories.

        thanks anons, might look into it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely good, not the greatest game of all time to me but some people swear it is. Solid 8/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its sum is unnironically better than it's parts and if you aren't into the whole package it easily falls appart on many ends.
      That said, if it clicks with you, it's a great game you will remember for a long time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like you're playing a PS2 game again, so for that alone it's an 8/10 game that feels like a 10/10 game because it reminds you of a time when games were actually fun and tried more interesting things with their stories.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably the best description of Nier Automata that I have ever read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      thanks anons, might look into it

      Like most of Yoko Taro's games, it's all about getting to the last ending. It really hits you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how many ending are there? and how many times do you have to play it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You only replay the first half twice, everything after that is new content leading up to the real endings. There's one ending for every letter of the alphabet, but most of them are short joke endings.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You only replay the first half twice
            That's not even true, you play as a different character, cutscenes and dialogue are different, and you play different parts everytime the characters are split up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They only split up twice before you get to the next act. And those are mainly right towards the end of the route. It's about 75% the same content and hopefully you did all the sidequests already so you can rush or just ignore those in general for time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          26 but only 5 are real endings. You don't have to do anything complicated to get them, just play the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's my favorite game anon. the game reaches its peak at route C which i feel compelled to mention because most coomers get to the first ending then drop the game

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is Pod 042's Japanese actor voicing the trailer, right

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute. Is there now a chocolate brown A2? Holy frick my dick, Taro take my money

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that 2P is a total bawd obsessed with babymaking canonically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like 2B.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >obsessed with babymaking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like 2B.

      >That one doujin with 2B and 2P threesome resulting in impregnation
      Welp. I know what I'm fapping to today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Care to share anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My magic numbers
          368028

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I might be late, but better late than never; thanks anon!

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no nintendo themed outfits
    Lame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's so they can add them to the other systems as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be surprised if there isn't atleast some thinly veiled Mario Robot in some exclusive fetchquest or easter egg .

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BNWO

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What Switch exclusive costumes are we talking?
    Are we actually going to get Zero Suit 2B and Peach's dress and such?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bayonetta got costumes like that.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But Nier Automata is already on PC which can emulate Switch games which means you can emulate Nier Automata on Switch on PC.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game is gonna run like complete dogshit on a switch kek

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pods erping as ghosts
    >Switch gets a long dead old game ported
    >acts like its the coming of christ

    Lol lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only good thing about this is new costumes which are most likely coming to other platforms since they're a DLC and aren't of Nintendo characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >long dead
      it keeps selling consistently every year, cope and seethe and dilate sonysister

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but where is my Chocolate A2

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Square can port Nier Automata but they can't port the fricking Kingdom Hearts Collection?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smarr indie company
      Purease understano

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Square more than likely didn't do the port of NieR themselves where as KH was a hackjob done in one afternoon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not the same development teams.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would SE bother spending money on things their players want when they can pour all that cash into garbage projects greenlit by dinosaurs in suits that are completely out of touch with the industry

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just pre-ordered mine on the SE to get the free shirt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *SE Store

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want this shit, I already played it. Where's the remake.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    better buy it tendies so we can get drakengard remakes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting demakes

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Running on hardware that's less powerful than a stock PS4 this game is going to run like trash, I suspect that what happening to Bayo 3 as well that gameplay trailer looked busted as all hell and people are wondering why we haven't gotten an update in ages.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >new costumes exclusive for switch

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      astral chain's booty shorts incoming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        soulless game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          great game, never ever on dilation station

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all. One of the few with soul

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2P and Mama skins
    I guess I'm double-dipping. More money for Yoko.
    I hope the nintendies play the DrakeNieR series from the start before jumping to Automata though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they refused to play it for 5 years because it wasn't on a nintendo system they're not going to put the effort in to go back and play PS2 and ps3 games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want more secondaries to ruin the DrakeNieR threads, please no

      if they refused to play it for 5 years because it wasn't on a nintendo system they're not going to put the effort in to go back and play PS2 and ps3 games.

      Also this. Nintendo fanboys don't care about lore and backstories, they're clapping seals. They clap when a game comes to a Nintendo system and buy it in a heartbeat, it doesn't matter if it's a sequel or not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. buttdevastated snoy

        not your fault your israeli executives can't keep exclusives to save their lives, there's no need to be upset

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >S-SNOY!!!
          Nier isn't an exclusive series moron. Both games released on xbox.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no one played it on xbox you dumb Black person, for the longest time it was a franchise snoy claimed as one of their own, like persona or final fantasy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it launched on both platforms at the same time moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they refused to play it for 5 years because it wasn't on a nintendo system they're not going to put the effort in to go back and play PS2 and ps3 games.

      I don't want more secondaries to ruin the DrakeNieR threads, please no
      [...]
      Also this. Nintendo fanboys don't care about lore and backstories, they're clapping seals. They clap when a game comes to a Nintendo system and buy it in a heartbeat, it doesn't matter if it's a sequel or not.

      I'd laugh at you and your fellow snoys when Nier Automata has an exclusive ending for Nintendo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >exclusive ending for Nintendo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think you understand how crazy taro is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          came into the thread specifically to post that this is gonna get a new ending

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it won't but I appreciate you still wanting to believe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Game of the YoRHa DLC had a new ending with it. The fact that the Switch version has a new subtitle is a good indicator there'll be something more than just extra costumes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                August 23rd 11868
                this date is in the DLC name, yet it's nowhere to be found in the timeline, just like Plato's September 27th 11944 wasn't.
                This most likely means there'll be a new side quest tied to this new date, and who knows, maybe these costumes will be the reward for completing this new quest.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't from GotY in particular and okay if you mean another irrelevant gag ending then maybe.
                >The fact that the Switch version has a new subtitle
                Become as Gods and Game of the Yorha are exactly the same content, none of which is exclusive to those releases either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >there will be a new ending for every letter of the Greek alphabet
        >but they can only be unlocked by purchasing the new Nier Automata Official amiibo Cards(TM)
        >the cards are released in booster packs of five for $12
        >only three cards in total have non-joke endings attached and those cards are ultra rare
        >scanning every card reveals the final ultimate true ending; a QR code that leads you to Square Enix's online store to pre-order an art book that contains the real definitive hontou no endingu as a 20 page story about the Shadowlord spending his spare centuries of time shitposting on the tree network is what gave Sleeping Beauty consciousness

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE WON NINTENBROS SNOYS ARE SEETHING

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >silky smooth 18fps in 720p!

    Can't wait!
    >t. switch owner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed 30fps 1080p.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will not purchase this game simply because it was on a PlayStation system.

    My pride as a man with standards will not allow me to do so.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Might pay tribute to 2B later on if you know what I mean.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      huh what do you mean?

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game finally fixed on PC?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's been fixed for a year

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Switch renders 2B in 2p

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >9s Link
    >2b zelda

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pre-ordered.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Persona collection
    >Nier A Tomato
    Absolutely based, literally what I was hoping for, switCHADS can't stop winning
    Now all that's been left are the remaining Vanillaware games

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now millions of normies can play the tutorial (route a), then immediately turn it off and say "i don't get it"

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