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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    real female or walmart female?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there are enough troons to make a significant difference of those millions of units sold.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No response
        Holy fricking kek. Tendies cope not wanting to accept reality. No wonder the Twink in green's game is considered tendie's best game. The true man's console is no console at all. PC is where men play games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walmart female?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Walmart female
      jej

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't count the MtFs this time around?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am the 48%

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And those 52% will also breed themselves out of existence

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animal crossing

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean males in disguise

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I'm trans and own a Switch, is there a problen chuddy?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they tracking credit card payments or do they actually believe people use their actual gender in the account creation?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies getting the gamer girl pussy left and right and snoys can't take it
    kek

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys would know this if you associate with women at all
    >sister owns switch
    >wife owns switch
    >all women love mario kart

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"""female"""

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mother buys their kid a switch
    STOP THE FRICKING PRESSES. WE MUST INFORM Ganker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks they get their data this way
      Found the unemployed/unskilled moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they literally take the card owner's name. That is how they do it. I am a data engineer btw

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doubles down on being a moron and lies about having a career
          Come on man.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is a sad amount of projection. But yeah marketing are the least skilled and least intelligent department in any given organisation. At least now you are better informed going forward.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doubles down on being a moron and lies about having a career
        Come on man.

        It's ok, we know you work in marketing which is where the dregs of society end up. We understand that it's not your fault that you are moronic.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(formerly male)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(formerly male)
      >(currently unfortunate being)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>1% of the population makes up more than half of the most popular games console in history's sales
      you guys are fricking moronic

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are single mothers buying their kids a Switch and making an account for them.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's there to explain???

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick would they even know that? I have 2 switches and a fat wiener, no one has stopped by to look at either of them since I bought the OLED.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      by lying

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was before animal crossing came out

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it sold 40 million copies which is at best 1/3rd of what the switch sold total

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only good post in this thread.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only good post in this thread.

        >stats from 2017

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          actual stats, vs unverified bullshit

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That 2% breaking it away from an even 50/50 is solely due to Animal Crossing.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shocking. I’m sure they could attract a male audience with titles like Animal Crossing, Splatoon and Cooking Mama.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon probably has one of the most male-dominant playerbases of any Switch game.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then why have none of the women I ever met had a switch, huh? Are you telling me I just had a 2.7e-12 run of bad luck?

    Why do they lie like this? Do they think the average person is moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do they lie like this?
      to give "factual" reasons why all the game npcs and MC must be female, etc...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying women want to have a conversation with you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        as a tendie neckbeard, only women he even tries to talk to should all have switches, if the Op is true

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do think the average person is moronic, yeah. You wouldn't believe how well the "oh, that's just anecdotal" handwave works

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do in fact think the average person is moronic. If you look at the reaction to this on twitter, instead of calling it into question, femcels and homosexuals are using it to dunk on people who question it saying “you’re telling on yourself.” Not to mention, Jason Schreir quote tweeted it as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't met enough women. I'm not saying it is common but I'd say at least 5-10% have a switch. For men it's like 10-15%.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No women wants to tell you they have the same hobbie as you, moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        women don't have hobbies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, that just means you have good taste. every chick I met that plays games is overweight, mexican, or both. you don't wanna date a chick that plays on switch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the average person doesnt have the time or care to scrutinize every irrelevant claim. if it looks official or its repeated enough you can tell them whatever because they usually expect people like that to do honest work, since it would be dangerous to let people go around lying constantly.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women don’t do sharing so a woman is highly likely to buy a switch or switch lite for themselves rather than share the “Family” console.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get this data? Wouldn’t it be more likely that moms more often buy something like this for the kids than dads and that’s the reason?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a poll/survey. They are never accurate.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo won the sales race because they targeted all demographics. Rather than just "mature manchildren." Women really love Animal Crossing and Zelda. And turns out a lot of men do too. So, you get double the sales.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animal crossing

      this
      bitches LOVE animal crossing and will play an hour or two a day for YEARS
      that and some Disney/pokemon shit is all they play, and only buy 1 game a year, if that much
      even if they are 52%, it's not a lucrative demographic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        disney dreamlight valley

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sister and her stepdaughter have one so I believe it

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking that it was just moms buying the console for their kids but then I remembered about Animal Crossing and Pokemon the two most popular chick games and now I'm surprised that it's only 52%. It should be a much higher percentage.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Means that I got a high chance to score

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the most normalgay console, why it’s so insane to me that there’s people on here with only a switch and nothing else, have to be normalgayging to pull that off.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering it’s the only console that can play Animal Crossing, Mario Kart, and like Stardew Valley and fit in a purse, that’s not all that surprising actually.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys know what to do

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this counting mothers buying them for their kids?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animal Crossing.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's just tell a white lie!

    >if we NORMALIZE being a woman gamer, more women will become gamers

    >because the only reason they haven't bought a switch yet is gatekeeping and patriarchy

    The way these people think is so fricking moronic that it makes my head spin

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    52% """"female"""" owned.
    Let's see the statistic of that 52% broken down between real women and trans women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're severely overestimating how people are mentally ill enough to become trans, its a very small fraction of a percent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all troons are vidya nerds
      vidya nerds aren't all troons, nor female

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Based on data provided by Circana’s PlayerPulse

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintenbronies explain NOW

    Any survey about ownership without strict definitions is useless especially if women are asked because they not only link ownership with purchasing by also with time spent even if they don't explicitly have their name on the receipt.

    >co-ownership with family
    >co-ownership with friends
    >co-ownership with boyfriend/husband (or significant other female)

    Women will exercise the view of ownership as "what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine" philosophy. There's a damn good reason especially in the west women will demand a spouse's assets after a divorce. They view that shit as theirs unless you legally nail it to the floor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really have to bring inceldom into this? Srsly?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Op asked, I answered.

        Don't be mad I told the truth.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you had to get a penis inspection before buying a Switch
    Don't remind me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thinking about getting a switch, series x, or building my own pc ( steam and their stupid windows 7 update)
    What would you bros recommend?
    have a baby now so maybe I should play nicer games?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC can play the all.
      get a Deck/UMP if you want portable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I was leaning towards that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either PC if budget is not issue or xbox + gamepass otherwise.
      Then you can wait for switch 2 next year if you are still interested in nintendo stuff.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gamepass
        good goy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If he is on a budget it really it is the best option.

          >switch 2
          Really? They are making another? The switch’s life is already over?

          It's been 6 years already.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >6 years
            Damn. It really has been. Now I’m nostalgic for the Wii U chat

            Either PC if budget is not issue or xbox + gamepass otherwise.
            Then you can wait for switch 2 next year if you are still interested in nintendo stuff.

            I’m not on a budget, so I think I’ll go with a PC

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cheers then, steam gets some sweet deals from time to time. Also the modding capabilities of some games are superb.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciate it. Thanks m8

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used gamepass for a a few months.
          I like the 1$ a month option, but most of the games are mediocre. Grounded, RE7, and the MC Collection had me hooked for a while

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >switch 2
        Really? They are making another? The switch’s life is already over?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly advice to all switch owning anons
    >girls play pocket camp a shitton
    >your pocket camp friendslist can be ported to your switch friendslist
    >again played almost exclusively by females as it is a phone game
    >if you link your nintendo account to your phone (there's an app) and play pocket camp you transfer your friendslist to your switch and talk to grills and play animal crossing as most of them do have both.
    Now go, find female

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't need to do all this shit to get females interested, fortunately.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you just have to pay them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My time is more valuable than money.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women who play video games aren't looking to date and frick. What is this shit. This is not the way boys

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm simply suggesting methods for finding opportunities to talk to real women who may share interests and such. If your such a stud go ahead and download Tinder and see how that works out for ya.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stop approaching me, men
        >why won't men approach me anymore?
        Tick tock, every month you lose another egg that doesn't come back

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >online made polls
    >implying trannies don't flood them and tick "I'm a woman"

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    snoys are seething, nintenchads gets real women while they only get troons and ugly Blacks.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explains why the AC community is so gung ho about CJ and Flick being a gay couple instead of just friends. It's moronic fat cat piss smelling women pushing it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic fat cat piss smelling women
      anon we call them fujos

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First tell me the number of people who actually took part in this fricking survey.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The survey they base this on probably was just two questions:
    >have you played a game in the last 30 days?
    >do you own the following consoles?
    The errors in this are pretty large, because a woman who plays Candy Crush on her phone, but thinks that she owns the Switch that she bought her son would qualify for this survey. Not to mention it's useless for determining what kinds of games women play, since it's stupid to extrapolate this number to every video game genre.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has pokemon and animal crossing so that sounds reasonable

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It literally says in the US anon. You know what that means unless you're moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the (you)

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*studies*~~

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt this number bigger before? what special definitions are they holding on to now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wasnt this number bigger before?
      Nah, it was way smaller. Like 11% were women smaller.
      The difference is that they had a sample size of about 10,000.
      Nintendo averages 600k per survey.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bronies

    How many years have you lived at home?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never left, never will
      inherited the house when they died of covid 😉

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf (real bio woman) owns a Switch. She mostly only plays Mario Kart.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this. Women are more autistic than us when it comes to games. My niece only plays Fortnite. My femoid friend only plays LOL. And my friend's sister only plays Final Fantasy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Additionally, my co-worker's gf apparently also plays Zelda on her Switch. And my friend's wife plays Animal Crossing.

      So I'd believe there's a lot of women playing Switch games.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah by somebody's mom

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But can they define what a female is?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up facist

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Hey mom, I want an Nintendo Switch for my birthday"

    "Sure thing sweetie, I'll even make a Nintendo online account for you so you can play that new Mario maker 2 game"

    Kids don't typically have an Email address and they sent online shit to their parent's.
    t- zoomer that registered a Club Penguin account to my mom's email.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they transitioned, so they are now women, chud!

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's not that far fetched if these polls were done in the US and we know trans people have a gravitation to nerd shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they transitioned, so they are now women, chud!

      that actually makes sense, since they are (bio) males

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got to wonder what kind of numbers were vigorously manipulated and stretched to make a statement like this.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women basically only play sim and farming games on PC and Animal Crossing, Zelda, Pokémon and Fire Emblem on Switch. If you see a game on one of Nintendo's sales charts that looks like it has way too many sales women actually play it.

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