Nintendo Console probably

Hey, not really a “leak” per se, but something interesting.

I work for the TSA at a fairly large airport on the west coast. A large pelican case came through the X-ray and got pulled for screening, and when I asked the guy questions about the case, he asked that he get a private screening for the contents. He and a coworker ended up going into another room with me and a supervisor, and they popped the locks on the case.

Inside was what looked like a large horizontal computer looking thing, almost like a giant internet modem if I had to describe it. The weird thing is it had a controller with it, and it didn’t really look finished (almost like a busted 3rd party little brother controller), but had the normal ABXY buttons, triggers, sticks, etc. only weird thing about it is it had like 2 mouse scroll wheels next to the triggers.

After screening the machine and controller, our machine alarmed, so we had to do a check of the guy’s personal backpack and pat down etc. only reason I’m making a post here is that he had Nintendo business cards stating that they were some sort of hardware developer/engineers. (I forgot the exact title) in Research development.

Idk, the actual machine seemed about the size of an Xbox One or so, so it seems like Nintendo might be out of the portable console business. Who knows if this is actually their next console or what, but it was exciting and I couldn’t really keep it to myself. That’s all.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool if true

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    possibly a dev kit if not a console

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should draw the controller and system in mspaint

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is likely another faker, but I give him points for describing a dev kit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also a unique scenario to describe it. Even if OP is lying, I gotta give him props for being creative

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a picture of your uniforn or work. Sounds more like a dev kit

  6. 11 months ago
    Nintendojitsu

    >it's 2023
    >did not take photos
    Sure thing Jan

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Faker than my mother's love for me.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ninendo doesn't use private jets
    ok gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >private jet passengers don't have to clear tsa checkpoints when landing at public airports
      Moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's never flown on a private jet
        >he thinks private jets go to public airports

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks companies lets mid-level employees use their corporate jet
          >he thinks they have access to private airfields in every city of every country they ever need to land in
          Just say you're moronic next time. It's quicker.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update: no badge number for obvs reasons

    But yeah, here’s proof of occupation. Not drawing a picture bc cant atm, and it wouldn’t show anything cool. Console is just like a modem but 4 time bigger. Looked like it vented on top and had a shit ton of USBs/ports. Was grey. Controller also grey, seemed open faced/customizable. Had 4 different colored buttons on the front. Everything else was grey. Seemed fairly generic overall.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is real, what you saw was likely a dev kit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't you draw it? You have a piece of paper right there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm taking my vpn off to answer this. you saw a devkit what was most likely a devswitch to test software on hardware, or you legit just saw the switch2's devkit.
      >tfw Ganker's audience has grown old enough to be in important enouigh positions to leak shit like this
      i love this website so god damn much, and all you crazy bastards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gonna say fake and gay but if this has a sliver of truth to it, you most likely saw a devkit of some kind

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The weird thing is it had a controller with it, and it didn’t really look finished (almost like a busted 3rd party little brother controller), but had the normal ABXY buttons, triggers, sticks, etc. only weird thing about it is it had like 2 mouse scroll wheels next to the triggers.
      Might be worthwhile to point out that this aligns pretty well with a recent Spanish rumor (likely MercurySteam-related because they seem to be the Spanish dev with the best relationship with Nintendo) that talked about Switch 2 devkits, but explicitly mentioned that Nintendo wanted to keep the Switch 2 controller top secret.

      That combined with makes me think that OP might not be fake and gay for once and probably saw something legit. Obviously "Nintendo is making new hardware" shouldn't be a huge surprise to anybody but I suppose it's cool that we're now at a point where we're getting some genuine bubbling around it.
      >Was grey. Controller also grey, seemed open faced/customizable. Had 4 different colored buttons on the front. Everything else was grey. Seemed fairly generic overall.
      Reminds me of the Super Famicom. I think it'd be cute if they called a Switch sequel the Super Switch as a reference to the NES -> SNES jump but I imagine they might also want to go a bit further so they really don't repeat the Wii U thing again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it's all grey it's probably just for prototype reasons before they decide on final colours.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do an mspaint drawing of it

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could be a devkit, but I don't see Nintendo exiting the handheld business or making a separate console for the purpose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could be considering releasing a cheaper TV-only version of their next system. People were asking for a Switch like that some time ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why release a cheaper tv version of the next system if they didn't release a cheaper tv version of the switch?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A Switch 2 Lite probably isn't viable right off the bat and might need a die shrink whereas a Switch 2 TV only model doesn't have the same thermal, battery, etc restrictions and would still give Nintendo a lower entry price model

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but nintendo already has a cheaper switch, the original switch

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but they're still going to want to move people over to the Switch 2 as fast as possible. If anything they can probably keep the Lite since games look less bad on the 720p handheld screen and then they can play up the upscaling in the TV only and Hybrid Switch 2s

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                naw, they want to keep milking the current switch as long as possible. the switch to switch 2 situation will be a lot like the ps4 to ps5.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they can just turn the Switch into the DS's replacement. That way they can keep support for the Switch while releasing system sellers like Zelda and the new 3D Mario on home console only

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Switch devkit looks like this. It really didn't have a screen the one you saw?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's just hardware in development, it's not remotely refined. It's just a series of loosely tossed together components. It wouldn't have gone through design/miniaturization yet. That's the last stop after hardware configuration. It would make sense for it to be enormous and look janky as frick.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like others said, a devkit probably, they are usually way bigger than regular consoles.
    >only weird thing about it is it had like 2 mouse scroll wheels next to the triggers.
    This is the most interesting thing and it really sounds like a Nintendo thing. Who knows how this will be used

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe for selecting items in a game without having to pause and go into the inventory. Similar things were attempted on the ds/3ds and wii u and that could be a way of doing that without a second screen.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious about the scroll wheel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo patented them a long time ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, looks like the thing OP saw
        https://ga-m.com/n/nintendo-nx-controller-rotation/

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he didn't see it. this has been common knowledge for a long time. he is just using it to add legitimacy to his bullshit story

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            feels pretty organic for bullshit. i believe OP.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’d be pretty cool tho if they implement the scroll thingy.
            I imagine you can do sniping with that shit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe if it also has some form of force feedback, that way they can also be used like normal analog triggers.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But it still has trigger buttons it we assume OP is right. I can also imagine it will replace bumper buttons, but it seems like they will be additional buttons apart from the current buttons

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                switch doesn't have analog triggers

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              for focusing the lens? yeah that would be cool

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, most likely a TSA employee who's just having a giggle.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds legit, Nintendo definitely puts English-speaking engineers on commercial flights with pre-release hardware.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NCL doesn't even tell NoA of release dates before the public half the time, you think they would give NoA "engineers" anything? Lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to say it but yes. japan is dying out. a lot of nintendo's new hires are gaijins, many of them Black folk. a lot of nintnendo's recent patents have been filled by noa employees

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only weird thing about it is it had like 2 mouse scroll wheels next to the triggers.
    cool, nintendo has a patent for that, it's a good idea, makes selecting items easier, it would have freed up the Dpad in botw/totk and be much better for FPS

    >Idk, the actual machine seemed about the size of an Xbox One or so
    dev kits are typically big and ugly

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, even if OP is legit, that's a dev kit. Here's your (you) for your effort.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > 2 mouse scroll wheels next to the triggers
    If this ain’t fake, then it’s most likely Nintendo since they have a patent for that

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO BELIEVE GODDAMNIT. Likely fake and gay but i'll give you a bump because I'm feeling gay tonight.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is gay and this is fake but still better than twitter shit threads.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two Switch2 devkit "leaks" on the same day
    alright...

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bellydrum is a gay pedophile

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP did you get to check the Nintendo guys butt hole?

  24. 11 months ago
    Digimon World 3

    Anybody else want to say it was probably a dev kit?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitch me your idea for a Switch 2 game making use of 2 scroll wheels

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's finally the gimmick Miyamoto wants for a new F-Zero

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a game where you place the scroll wheels on the wall and roll them around to explore inside the walls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in MP4. One wheel to switch between weapons and the other to switch between visors

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sniper scope that can zoom with the scroll wheel? And weapon switching without opening a sub menu. There's a lot of possibilities.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker Simulator. Explore the catalog with the patented Nintendo Scroll Wheel!

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably when you use the scroll wheel something like this will appear on one side of the screen, depending on which wheel you use (but think only half a circle instead of a full circle)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    scroll triggers would be based, been excited for them since the patent was revealed. Most likely a dev kit anon.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit violating my fourth amendment rights, you rent-a-cop wannabe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is forcing you to travel by plane, you are consenting to this as a part of your privilege to do so

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get a TSA job anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      From my experience in airports you only need a sub 60 iq.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the actual machine seemed about the size of an Xbox One or so, so it seems like Nintendo might be out of the portable console business
    Blatantly fake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make new home console
      >continue supporting switch and go back to one home console one portable console business strategy
      Doesn’t seem out of the realm of possibility to me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They spent the last 8 years unifying their home console and portable teams.
        The reason behind going hybrid was that they couldn't support an HD system and 480p system at the same time. Now you're saying they're going to support 2 HD systems?
        One of the reasons behind Switch's success is having all Nintendo games in one place.
        The Nintendo chip found in data stolen from Nvidia is definitely a mobile chip.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does OP work in Seattle? That might lend some more credence to his claims.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you get older and make friends that work at big companies you see how loose peoples lips are. I’ve heard rumors about games and services that nobody here would even care about. I believe a rentacop couldve seen a devkit.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the saddest attempt at a "leak" I've ever seen on this board

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAIT its 2023 hows Luigo still white? Thought its racist

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