>Another Early Morning Direct.
>Tues June 11, 10a EST/7a PST/3p BST
>Very Port/Remake Heavy, don't expect much
>Cold Open: Fire Emblem Echoes: War of Geneology (FE4 Remake) for early December
>NSO Updates for GB, GBA and N64:
>GBA: Sonic Advance Trilogy, Zero Missions, Wario Land 4
>N64: Banjo Tooie, Diddy Kong Racing, Smash 64)
>Big announcement is Pokemon is coming to GB, but unfortunately being dripfed (R/B G/S only, no Y/C or Gen 3)
>Hi-Fi Rush (the direct thanks "their friends at Microsoft" which is a kek), coming July
>Sonic Rush Trilogy (Rush, Rush Adventure, Colors DS in a pack)
>More info on Luigi's Mansion 2 HD, revealing they added Gooigi into the game to make it 2 player a-la the 3DS remake
>A PORT of the 3DS REMAKE of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga coming in September
>Shinya Takahashi and Shuntaro Furukawa comes on screen and says they have nothing to say about Switch 2, but more news will come later this year. Mentions Metroid Prime 4 will be cross-gen, teases more Metroid news
>Silksong gets a surprise trailer, should be coming in fall
>Pizza Tower Port (Dunno why they put these two in a normal direct instead of indie world)
>Metroid Prime 2 Remastered Shadowdrop, Prime 3 Remasted Announced as well but will come in August
>Yakuza 0, Kiwami 1 and 3/4/5HD coming to switch (SEGA is probably saving ports of the Dragon Engine games for the Switch 2).
>Persona 3 Reload coming Spring 2025, it looks really rough (worse than P5R Switch) but will probably launch with Switch 2
>Ayonuma comes on screen and thanks the audience for TOTK doing so well, says he has a couple Zelda Announcements
>WInd Waker and Twilight Princess HD, completely separate, both $50, WW in July, TW in October
>Zelda - Protector of Hyrule: A Zelda Spinoff where Zelda has to face Ganon herself after Link has fallen, using original designs coming in Spring 2025, likely Cross-Gen
This will literally be everything left until the Switch 2 Launches.
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>Yakuza 0
No way.
>No Kid Icarus
This Direct is already dead to me.
>Ayonuma
AYO
AYO LIL' 'NUMA I PICKED UP MY TEARS OF THE KINGDOM CARTRIDGE WITH SHIT-ENCRUSTED HANDS! I BET YOU'RE MAD NOW, HUH?!
McPig here. There is no pizza tower switch port. have a nice day.
sounds believable. it would be incredibly frustrating if after all this time the only new we get about prime 4 is an announcement that a teaser is coming later
>Silksong gets a surprise trailer, should be coming in fall
FAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE
>Vaporware gets a surprise trailer, should be coming in fall
>silksong
Yeah that's never coming out
>WInd Waker and Twilight Princess HD, completely separate, both $50, WW in July, TW in October
I believe it just because of this scam. Tendies will absolutely eat this up too.
>Silksong
You tried.
KYS Black person homosexual
OP here, I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters.
>a Zelda game
>crossgen
only a fool would believe this. Nintendo is way too greedy for that.
Yeah like with BOTW and Twilight Princess
>Shinya Takahashi and Shuntaro Furukawa comes on screen and says they have nothing to say about Switch 2
lmao
You could've at least included the leaked Mario Party game we know it's going to be there
Here are the most bullshit points. You can start by editing them for the next time if you want to look more believable.
>>Big announcement is Pokemon is coming to GB, but unfortunately being dripfed (R/B G/S only, no Y/C or Gen 3)
They will never give away those and you say that we're getting both RB AND GS?
Prime 2 Remastered Shadowdrop, Prime 3 Remasted Announced as well but will come in August
Two remasters from the same series so close to eachother? Nope
>>WInd Waker and Twilight Princess HD, completely separate, both $50, WW in July, TW in October
Same
- Protector of Hyrule: A Zelda Spinoff where Zelda has to face Ganon herself after Link has fallen, using original designs coming in Spring 2025, likely Cross-Gen
Stupid premises aside, a spinoff as a cross gen launch title?
Wow it sure is crazy that these Direct leaks consist 100% of existing games and IP people already know about! That sure makes things easier for the leaker since they never have to explain what some weird new brand is!
Is there any platform/system for Video Games that the Nintendo Switch can never surpass in number of sales?
I'm looking for a platform/system to play video games that that damn Nintendo Switch can never surpass in sales in any way and that is also a totally anti-Nintendo system
most fluent Sony fan
Hey if the shitty Switch becomes the best-selling console.
I will need a replacement for the consoles, a system that Nintendo can never surpass in any way
its called a computer
>Silksong
You done messed up, A-A-non.
I really hope the next fire emblem is not a remake
That shit will flop
Didn’t a new one come out last year? Makes sense for the next one to be a remake considering echoes came out 7 years ago. Still, I wish genealogy would release on the new console so it could sell more copies. It’s much better than three houses or engage or any other FE in the last decade.
Genealogy was datamined and it was supposed to release before Engage came out. For what ever reason it got delayed and Nintendo is just sitting on it.
>datamined
Source? As far as I was aware, any info on FE4 remake came from the Engage leaker, but their points were all observations and they weren't 100% correct about what they said about Engage either.
>It’s much better than three houses or engage or any other FE in the last decade
It's really not, I wonder how many people that say this have actually played FE4. Gameplay wise it's one of the worst in series and the story that everyone jerks off is only good in the first half. It's possible that the remake improves it but we'll see. The only praise I can give FE4 is for being experimental, but once the novelty wears off, it gets boring moving across the gigantic ass maps while watching 5x5 squads of enemies suicide against Sigurd and Lewyn and then watching everyone suicide against your broken kid units.
>Sonic Rush Trilogy (Rush, Rush Adventure, Colors DS in a pack)
Frick, I want this so badly.
My favorite fake leak is still Nintendragons. That one's an axtually good idea for a new game and it sounds like something ninty would do out of the blue one day
dimensions, tentative title, fragmented worlds like a shattered mirror, piece by piece puzzle, reconnect and return what has been lost.
8/10 very believable
would buy pizza tower & prime 2
pretty boring tho
>GBA: Sonic Advance Trilogy
Actual lost media, this is where you first outed the "leak" as fanfiction.
>More info on Luigi's Mansion 2 HD, revealing they added Gooigi into the game to make it 2 player a-la the 3DS remake
The trailer for the game was already shown, Gooigi isn't in it. None of the puzzles are designed around controlling 2 characters.
>Shinya Takahashi and Shuntaro Furukawa comes on screen and says they have nothing to say about Switch 2
kek
>Silksong
never EVER
>WInd Waker and Twilight Princess HD, completely separate, both $50, WW in July, TW in October
>both $50
Yeah sure buddy. If they put Skyward Sword at $60, there's a 0% chance they aren't doing the same for WW/TP.
>very believable
Yeah if you stop before the Sonic Advance Trilogy it's a possibility. Braindead if you believe it after that though.
Faker than troony mutilated genitalia.
They never have the June direct that early in the morning
You already failed, OP
>Metroid Prime 2 Remastered Shadowdrop, Prime 3 Remasted Announced as well but will come in August
>WInd Waker and Twilight Princess HD, completely separate, both $50, WW in July, TW in October
Yeah, no. With the Switch 2 announcement literally just months away, they're not going to spend these bargaining chips on a system they're getting ready to turn their attention away from. They're going to want as many titles as possible on the new system to help boost sales.
Sonic Advance Trilogy.
These games will never be re-released in the west since thq published them and they are dead. Thq doesn't have the rights to them either. That's why we never got them on the wii while Japan did.
>R/B
Greenbros??
>Mentioning Switch 2 when we know there will be nothing about it
>Silksong
>Pizza Tower
>Yakuza
>P3R being announced for 2025, when they could just save it for the Switch 2 reveal event and announce it as cross gen then
Lol, lmao
>nothing too crazy!
>lists off a bunch of ports and news of anticipated games
Go back to playing with your crayola pack op
The direct is in a month right? Should I take a shower now, or wait until after the direct?
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>Persona 3 Reload coming Spring 2025
This direct covers games that are coming out later this year, why the frick would they show off a port that won't come out til next year?
>Sonic Rush Trilogy (Rush, Rush Adventure, Colors DS in a pack)
Literally how?
>Silksong
Lmao
>WInd Waker and Twilight Princess HD, completely separate, both $50, WW in July, TW in October
You think Nintendo would charge a Zelda remaster $50?
rating: 4/10 you tried
Every direct always showcases games that are outside of its "focused" window.
The post is obviously fake but it's common for directs to focus on a certain time frame but still show one or two games outside of it. Not sure if it'll happen this time though considering Switch 2 being on the horizon.
>No Xenoblade
Zero stars
>Pizza Tower Port (Dunno why they put these two in a normal direct instead of indie world)
Didn't the creator say there won't ever be a Switch port?
Fake leakers should be permanently banned.
I don't know why you always expect Nintendo Switch online in these things when they almost never show up
Daily reminder that there is an alternate universe somewhere out there that this leak turns out to be true
>silksong
there isn't, not even a single universe where this happens
There is ALWAYS an alternate reality anon.
There is also an alternate reality where there is a Silksong sequel.
And a sequel after that sequel.
>silksong
Hah. You had me going until that part.
>NO MONSTER HUNTER
NOOOO NOOOOOOOOO TENDIEBROS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MONSTER HUNTER GAMES FOR OUR KIDDIE TABLET IT ISNT FAIR
It's impossible that they put Smash 64
the leak's fake but smash 64 is probably coming at some point, no reason it couldn't, no third parties, they've rereleased it twice before, pokemon spin offs are already on nso so clearly tpc is on board with it, literally zero issues preventing it
>literally zero issues preventing it
The only issue is nintendo being hacks and not adding games/adding games that no one heard about in their retro rom scams