>dreamed of going to bonyu bar where I can drink from breasts directly >governmental and societal overreaction to common respiratory illnesses incident... >even if they werent closed forever now i still couldnt go because id be drinking toxic as frick mutant milk
>normal people: *plays video games, have fun with them, discuss lore, story, characters, etc..., make memes about them* >Nintend𐐬 israelites: *buy Nintend𐐬 game, don't play it, go to internet and spam porn of every character in it for the end of their lives*
guess, Shittendo really has no good games
Wait, are you guys mad at the israelites for censoring sexualized media or are you mad at the israelites for promoting sexualized media? Is it both? Are they competing factions of israelites?
I find this interesting for I to am having an impression of Zelda's big ass, but more than her breasts, all I see are her feet and erotic smelling, delicious looking toes. I can't stop thinking about slowly, passionately worshiping them and I too am having the erection.
She doesn't even have big enough breasts to warrant such thought. She's always portrayed as having either small or medium cup size in every game. Dumb moronic homosexual secondary.
t. @hatenokatasumi
Your hornyposting, as you zoomers call it, is low effort and Reddit-tier, unoriginal and unfunny. To screencap and post it here, are you that desperate for validations? Frick off.
Basically this, most japanese women are borderline flat, all of those big booba JAV actresses are most probably outliers to the norm.
Still, japanese women are even worse human beings than western females, at least when you date a western female you don't feel like an slave in most occasions.
She doesn't even have big enough breasts to warrant such thought. She's always portrayed as having either small or medium cup size in every game. Dumb moronic homosexual secondary.
>le joke is le random Nip guy is le horni XD
You have to go back. The dude is trying so hard to become meme material like dorontabi whatsoever, except his joke doesn't make sense given the character. Meanwhile, easily impressionable and clueless weebtards like you go, "Wow he's a Japanese so that must be true haha based!"
t. @hatenokatasumi
Your hornyposting, as you zoomers call it, is low effort and Reddit-tier, unoriginal and unfunny. To screencap and post it here, are you that desperate for validations? Frick off.
How about you take your head out of the social media gutter and realize not everyone is a turbo autist chasing clout. If not for your previous post I would think you were trolling assuming this random nip is posting here, but you're genuinely moronic.
Except he's clearly a clout chasing moron. There are plenty of mommy characters with massive mammaries from vidyas that would fit with the joke better, but Twitter normalgays prob won't recognize them, and they are not safehorny like Zelda. And you're tripping over yourself whiteknighting this fricking moron. Again, frick off.
reminder that zelda stole link's house, threw his possessions away while still physically preferring ganon because women see men as nothing but convenient, mindless golems
>I have the impression that Zelda has a big ass and is erotic, but when I look at Zelda, all I see is her breasts, I want to drink breast milk, and I can't stop getting an erection
>female character does anything >i can't stop getting an erection >im horny whenever she talks >how am i supposed to play the game while i have a boner
i like cute female characters too but i'll never understand these kinds of posts. like obviously it's hyperbole but it's still weird as frick and i don't get why it's so prevalent. if it was just one or two freaks who made it their gimmick it'd be whatever but it's all over the place
This is now a Zelda thread.
True, Ganon is a lucky guy.
based actual gamer
he's right and he should say it
>dreamed of going to bonyu bar where I can drink from breasts directly
>governmental and societal overreaction to common respiratory illnesses incident...
>even if they werent closed forever now i still couldnt go because id be drinking toxic as frick mutant milk
Went to one in Osaka a few months ago and sucked on a maid's breasts for a couple of hours. Is it over for me?
which place anon. For research of course
Hours!?
The yotsuba avatar really ties it all together
>From Earth
Sounds based to me. I would also like to try drinking from the source one day.
Yotsuba would never say that
She will once her new mommy Fuuka starts lactating.
I'm thinking based
>normal people: *plays video games, have fun with them, discuss lore, story, characters, etc..., make memes about them*
>Nintend𐐬 israelites: *buy Nintend𐐬 game, don't play it, go to internet and spam porn of every character in it for the end of their lives*
guess, Shittendo really has no good games
>Nintendo Goys
FTFY
goys aren't obsessed with spamming porn like israelites
don't forget that israelites own pornhub and the entire porn industry
Wait, are you guys mad at the israelites for censoring sexualized media or are you mad at the israelites for promoting sexualized media? Is it both? Are they competing factions of israelites?
I'm shitting on tendies for being porn-addicted subhumans with no purpose in life other than talking about fictional children and porn
The trannies are the ones censoring sexualized media. The israelites only do it if it brings profit.
Still can't say Nintendo normally because of your autism, macaco?
Sony lost
wat the fuk
do sony fans really???
>stunning, brave
looks like an accurate cosplay
Sorry western game characters are ugly
Incredibly based.
you said it one time, dont repeat yourselves autistic nintendo protection squad bots
my bad, just had to get the point across yakno
This is pajeet tier but weebs will give it a pass
They know exactly what they're doing.
I find this interesting for I to am having an impression of Zelda's big ass, but more than her breasts, all I see are her feet and erotic smelling, delicious looking toes. I can't stop thinking about slowly, passionately worshiping them and I too am having the erection.
higest test nintendo fan
>anime avatar
>yotsuboring
>shitendofan
triple fail
he's right tho
She doesn't even have big enough breasts to warrant such thought. She's always portrayed as having either small or medium cup size in every game. Dumb moronic homosexual secondary.
I can tell you're a trailerpark moron jerking off to disgusting plastic prostitutes just by this post.
He's Japanese, you insensitive brute. Her breasts are big for their standards.
t. @hatenokatasumi
Your hornyposting, as you zoomers call it, is low effort and Reddit-tier, unoriginal and unfunny. To screencap and post it here, are you that desperate for validations? Frick off.
Meant for
you bumped this shit thread from page 10 and you even replied to the wrong post
homosexual
Stay seething, your Twitter handle will never be relevant
Basically this, most japanese women are borderline flat, all of those big booba JAV actresses are most probably outliers to the norm.
Still, japanese women are even worse human beings than western females, at least when you date a western female you don't feel like an slave in most occasions.
>he doesn't know
https://japantoday.com/category/features/kuchikomi/japanese-women%27s-breast-size-boasts-40-years-of-continued-growth
My 16yo cousin has much bigger booba than those in the accompanying photo.
Dose she let you touch them?
>She doesn't even have big enough breasts to warrant such thought.
But anon.
>le joke is le random Nip guy is le horni XD
You have to go back. The dude is trying so hard to become meme material like dorontabi whatsoever, except his joke doesn't make sense given the character. Meanwhile, easily impressionable and clueless weebtards like you go, "Wow he's a Japanese so that must be true haha based!"
How about you take your head out of the social media gutter and realize not everyone is a turbo autist chasing clout. If not for your previous post I would think you were trolling assuming this random nip is posting here, but you're genuinely moronic.
>He's not actually nip
Nevermind, you might have a point.
Except he's clearly a clout chasing moron. There are plenty of mommy characters with massive mammaries from vidyas that would fit with the joke better, but Twitter normalgays prob won't recognize them, and they are not safehorny like Zelda. And you're tripping over yourself whiteknighting this fricking moron. Again, frick off.
Not Japanese
Grammar is wrong
@ handle makes no sense
Trantsuba avatar (obvious Gankerner)
Transtendo topic (obvious Gankerner)
Literally me
It's like peorty it rhymes.
Isn't Zelda a Twink hero boy, not princess?
Holy basado
Someday, Zelda will be on playstation, just like starfield. Maybe sooner than you expect…
Zelda mogged
Why does the Tsundere have to be a horrible fish mutant?
Do Yotsuba fans really
Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Zelda erotic !!!!!! Zelda's ass and breasts !!!!!! Erotic... ToT ToT ToT
Chad.
reminder that zelda stole link's house, threw his possessions away while still physically preferring ganon because women see men as nothing but convenient, mindless golems
OH SHIT
IS THAT A RANDOM TWITTER POST
No, it is the based twitter post of a based zelda porn artist.
>I have the impression that Zelda has a big ass and is erotic, but when I look at Zelda, all I see is her breasts, I want to drink breast milk, and I can't stop getting an erection
>female character does anything
>i can't stop getting an erection
>im horny whenever she talks
>how am i supposed to play the game while i have a boner
i like cute female characters too but i'll never understand these kinds of posts. like obviously it's hyperbole but it's still weird as frick and i don't get why it's so prevalent. if it was just one or two freaks who made it their gimmick it'd be whatever but it's all over the place
Fricking based. I wish more people described things as erotic. Its so hot
It's probably a fat frick ugly japenese bastard who said that you homosexual
a fat frick ugly japenese bastard who also happens to be a chad
Not a nintendo fan
But I share his feeling (just with other girls)
I would also like to frick zelda, at full force in her vegana, mouth and ass.
You don't have to break out the old memes for a thread like this my man