Nintendo has asked (You) to pick one Nintendo character to be in Super Smash Kart. Who do you pick?

Nintendo has asked (You) to pick one Nintendo character to be in Super Smash Kart. Who do you pick? It already has the big Mario and Mario adjacent characters obviously.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marth.
    You're not escaping "muh anime" even in a new series. Japanese company.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marth deserves a spot though.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smash Kart is gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than having a bunch of filler that almost nobody likes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario characters in Mario Kart bad
        >random crossover characters good
        I don’t like the babies either but is still take E. Gadd or Toadsworth over shoving in Kirby and Pikachu

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd take E. Gadd or Toadsworth too over ALL EIGHT FRICKING KOOPALINGS and PINK GOLD PEACH.
          If you're going to limit it to Mario characters, how about you exhaust ACTUAL MARIO CHARACTERS before doing shit like this?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Koopalings aren’t actual Mario characters

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >appear in two games, neither of which on model
              >disappear for 10 years
              >appear in one spinoff RPG, have near zero lines
              >disappear for another near decade
              >SURPRISE NOW THE KOOPALINGS ARE IN EVERY FRICKING GAME BECAUSE WE NEED A MATCHED SET OF EIGHT BOSS CHARACTERS
              >MAKING NEW CHARACTERS? FRICK THAT, KOOPALING TIME
              Is anyone legitimately attached to these frickers? Does anyone have a positive memory attached to specifically the koopalings? No. Not one person on planet fricking earth likes them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complaining about “on-model” for the fricking NES and SNES
                Braindead
                Anyway Ludwig is my favorite and I’m going to keep alternating between using him, Mario and soon Diddy

                [...]
                More people like Kirby and Pikachu than fricking E. Gadd and Toadsworth. I feel like people just like being hipsters about it.

                >muh popularity
                I don’t give a frick
                I play Mario Kart for Mario characters racing in Mario’s world, not to see other Nintendo IPs. If you want that just play Smash

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complaining about “on-model” for the fricking NES and SNES
                The point is that the koopalings had two appearances that were wildly inconsistent with one another for their first ten years of existence. If you looked at JUST the games, you'd have no fricking clue what the Koopalings were "supposed to" look like until fricking Superstar Saga. They're possibly the least iconic, most forced thing to become a mainstay of the Mario universe, and that puts them in competition with the likes of fricking Birdo.
                >Anyway Ludwig is my favorite and I’m going to keep alternating between using him, Mario and soon Diddy
                Wow, congratulations. How does it feel to be one of a barely double digit count of people who give a frick about these little homosexuals?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wildly inconsistent
                They weren’t through. Some colors being off is not the same as two completely different designs and both their SMB3 and SMW appearances kept their accessories and extra details consistent between each other
                Also, part of the reason they came back in the first place was because of how people kept asking for them to come back. Junior was a contentious character when he was introduced in Sunshine and people wanted Bowser’s original children back, so Nintendo listened

                Diddy isn't a Mario character.

                DK/DKC is part of the Mario universe and Mario himself counts as a DK character, Diddy belongs in the game more than Isabelle or Inkling. Frankly we should have more “greater Mario universe” characters like Captain Syrup too

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And now the "contentious" thing about Mario is when it reverts back to being sanitized, repetitious bullcrap. The Koopalings represent a sort of logistical problem: If you have one, there's no good reason not to have the whole set. They operate as a single character, as far as their status "in" a game, but take the same work as eight to actually add. So every game that has them is doomed to have an entire row of its fricking roster dedicated to them. It always looks dumb and lopsided, and it's prevented them from developing a strong individual identity for a decade.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Diddy isn't a Mario character.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >8 koopalings
            I hated that. It feels like when a game goes
            >we have over 100 enemies!!!
            >10 enemies with 10 different colorations of each = 100 enemies

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Koopa kids are all different models though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd take E. Gadd or Toadsworth too over ALL EIGHT FRICKING KOOPALINGS and PINK GOLD PEACH.
          If you're going to limit it to Mario characters, how about you exhaust ACTUAL MARIO CHARACTERS before doing shit like this?

          More people like Kirby and Pikachu than fricking E. Gadd and Toadsworth. I feel like people just like being hipsters about it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bunch of filler that almost nobody likes.
        like Smash Bros?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          go ahead and throw another screaming tantrum over "anime swordfighters" scrimblohomosexual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            still has a bunch of filler characters that no one gives a shit about

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Man or Tron Bonne would be equally good pics for me.

    I'd pick Cloud like in OP's pic, but he's not Nintendo.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shulk. His kart would be Juju’s buggy.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gold Toad

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not cloud in a wheelchair
    gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wheelchair is his kart, the segway is his motorcycle.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don Cheadle
    The fact that its Don Cheadle is never elaborated on

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    rostergayging for a game that doesn't exist is next level

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose to use my choice to deny someone else's pick because this is a shit idea.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add young Link so we can get Goron Link rolling, Zora Link swimming, and Deku Link gliding

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perun.

    Not just because I like her but because her artist died this year. Do it in honor of him.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://strawpoll.com/XOgONmj64n3

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad Nintendo decided not to add fricktarded guest characters like this for the booster courses

    it was almost perfect until Peachette
    >Birdo
    >Wiggler
    >Kamek
    >Diddy Kong
    >Funky Kong
    >Pauline

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wario.

    In his motherfricking car.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a given. I hate WarioWare

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    both of them

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby but only if he plays like in air ride to some extent

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