>"Nintendo removed there Switch OLED video.

>"Nintendo removed there Switch OLED video. That means they're gonna announce a Switch Pro!"
>It's just a fricking Splatoon paint job
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does nintendo act like people like splatoon
    im sure there is a minor demographic of kids who really like it but nowhere near as much as nintendo themeselves does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's their most successful new IP and is big in japan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why does nintendo act like people like splatoon
        Because it's one of their most successful modern IPs?

        It's really big un Japan

        Splatoon 2 has sold nearly 13 million copies you dumb shit

        You are blind

        I want to frick the squids and the octos therefore it's popular and good. Cope, seethe, dilate.

        seething pedophiles

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >virtue signaling
          Found the twitter pedophile.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >say moronic shit
          >get called a moron
          >y u mad lmao
          Every single fricking time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s their only new ip…

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They've tried a few things
          E.g. Arms
          Hasn't worked as well as Splatoon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What about ARMS and Ring Fit Adventure?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            arms flopped

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ARMS had a good debut but it flopped badly because Nintendo immediately dropped it like a fricking hot potato wrapped in barbed-wire dipped in lemon juice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why does nintendo act like people like splatoon
      Because it's one of their most successful modern IPs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Because it's one of their most successful modern IPs?
        this is so sad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, poor Nintendo making easy money and poor Splatoon fans enjoying Splatoon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Of course the tranime pedophile likes Splatoon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's really big un Japan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it either, same with xenoblade and FE. They are not system selling games like pokemon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Splatoon
        literally sells systems in Japan.
        >Xenoblade
        It's mainly getting attention now because XBC3's really just the next biggest thing Nintendo has to themselves (i.e. not just partial ownership like Pokemon) for a while thanks to BotW2's delay.
        >Fire Emblem
        ...yeah, I have no fricking idea why they're treating Fire Emblem as one of their biggest IPs. But for what it's worth they've calmed down with it recently; they're not behaving like 2017 Nintendo, where they were absolutely chimping the frick out in light of Awakening and Fates being modest success.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 2 has sold nearly 13 million copies you dumb shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are blind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to frick the squids and the octos therefore it's popular and good. Cope, seethe, dilate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Because it's one of their most successful modern IPs?
      this is so sad

      MY WIFE JUST PICKED ME UP FROM DAYCARE THE CAR SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND BLACK GUY BUT I GOT THE NEW SPLATOON SWITCH HECK YEAH

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      seething pedophiles

      why does splatoon make people angry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they've got a bag of dicks and crow waiting for them if they don't deny reality and live in delusion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that it's competitive online multiplayer filters at least 75% of the nintendo fanbase.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          just how nintendo filtered that ENTIRE splatoon tournament right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because the Switch is a mature console for manly mature gamers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because many Nintendo fans here are fat 30 y.o. neckbeards who don't feel nostalgia for Splatoon like they do for Mario and other shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dont like splatoon
        >Ganker shits on you and calls filtered
        >like splatoon
        >be called a pedo
        You just cant win with Splatoon here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a shit if some homosexuals on Ganker call you a pedo, enjoy video games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's truly suffering being a Splatoon fan that doesn't want to frick an inkling here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ask that about Bloodborne. Matter of fact, ask that about other games that sold over 10 mil in a sequel alone ever since its release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, grandad anon, you either don't know what's both popular and great anymore or never did. Time for you to disagree with the next generations in everything they do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you never knew how good having a dick was untill you chopped it off right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but I am old. Do kids really enjoy this game that aren't japs and/or weebs? I had fun when I played the first one but not anything to warrant such popularity. I guess Nintendo fans don't have much else beyond the typical Mario stuff.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That anon is just baiting and I'm instead baiting him, he most likely knows how popular and well regarded splatoon is. It's not the weeby, japanese part, it's that it's a, competitive, newish multiplayer series whose sequel got one of the best DLCs to ever exist and the great music that goes with the game as well. It's also more than just functional, it's ability to work EXTREMELY well with the already-superior-to-stick-aiming gyro control for fine tuning shots is fantastic as well. The fact that there is no other multiplayer game close to this that's an exclusive for Nintendo PLUS all the other factors discussed is why its king. The crazy part though is how beloved it is outside of the nintendo scene as well.

          Give it 10 more years, nearly everyone will praise and look back at the beginning of Splatoon fondly while our thoughts die out and they'll be the de facto correct ones. I mean I think they're correct now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not reading all that shit. But what I did read, im not baiting. I literally didnt know it was "so" popular outside Japan. Sorry. Didnt mean to set off an autistic outburst from you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, so you were him, I am utterly shocked for not guessing that. I'm sorry I got you so mad, fyi I'm this as well if you needed to get mad at me more.

              Ask that about Bloodborne. Matter of fact, ask that about other games that sold over 10 mil in a sequel alone ever since its release.

              love and peace in your direction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >act like people like splatoon
      Because they do, check those sales figures and eat your dick and crows already, you homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it either, same with xenoblade and FE. They are not system selling games like pokemon

      You just don't get it, Splatoon is a bigger series than Donkey Kong and Kirby, let alone shit like Metroid and Xenoblade. Not just in Japan but worldwide. The Elite Four of Nintendo is now Mario, Zelda, Splatoon and Pokemon (which is 2nd party).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The Elite Four of Nintendo is now Mario, Zelda, Splatoon and Pokemon
        Smash is way bigger than Splatoon, you dumb pedophile.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Smash player calling anyone a pedophile
          >Using pedophile as an insult in Ganker

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >SmashBlack person calling anyone else a pedo
            this board's automaton-like PEDO STINKY replies to Smash shit are obnoxious, but come on, you walked right the frick into that one.

            >no argument

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Argument about what? Super Smash Bros. players are 100% hypocrite pedos and this is a pedo site

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SmashBlack person calling anyone else a pedo
          this board's automaton-like PEDO STINKY replies to Smash shit are obnoxious, but come on, you walked right the frick into that one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know. Japan I guess. I couldn't care less personally. Going to skip this one after playing the first 2 casually. Might pirate the single player at some point.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks doc

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY WIFE JUST PICKED ME UP FROM DAYCARE THE CAR SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND BLACK GUY BUT I GOT THE NEW SPLATOON SWITCH HECK YEAH

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Danke herr doktor

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Splatoon only big in Japan now?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING KEK AT ALL THESE BURGERS AND troonyS USING THE JAPS TO JUSTIFY SPLATOON

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Switch Pro is not a thing, we're far too late in the generation for this, with absolutely nothing concrete to support it.
    Far more likely is Nintendo announcing a new gen either next year or in 2024, as the chip shortage will have subsided and supply chains returned to normalcy.
    Anyone still thinking that anything will happen this year needs to lay off the copium.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >as the chip shortage will have subsided and supply chains returned to normalcy.
      Lol we're about to enter in a worldwide recession

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are gays Splatoon is fricking great and I wish I could play 3 online on my Steam Deck instead of a Switch since I preferred using the Wii U gamepad.

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