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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's palworld

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their days are numbered thanks to Palworld.

      It has toys. Doesnt even have Palworld

      >palworld
      personally, im more of an NTSC guy

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ....the losing and manchild fanbase competition

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      oink oink, eric

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their days are numbered thanks to Palworld.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would move up their next gen reveal from Spring and just stomp the last speck of life out of the Pajeetbox

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They made more money in 2023 than in 2022
    genuinely impressive
    Financial results are up, in case anyone is interested

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >won’t get Infinite Wealth, Persona 3 Reload, or Metaphor
    Sure thing, buddy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Persona 3 Reload, or Metaphor
      already leaked for next gen
      Though I wonder which Yakuza Sega will port first

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re gonna flop on Switch 2 since the Switch versions of all multiplatform games have underperformed, such as Strikers and Persona 5 Royal.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    new schizo thread image just dropped

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did this data just come out?
      That's seven million over the holidays.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, just came out.
        The legs on this shitty tablet are insane, genuinely insane how Nintendo took reject hardware from the Nvidia warehouse and made one of the most successful pieces of tech in gaming
        If the Switch 2 launches this year, one full year of cross-gen could potentially help the Switch get over that 152 million milestone that the PS2 is sitting on

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >y help the Switch get over that 152 million milestone that the PS2 is sitting on
          Wow I love it when 【Brand】 beats 【Brand】. 【Brand】 is like a father to me.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've owned every Sony console and am looking forward to Switch topping 152 million.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it is good for the industry
            If the Switch beats out the PS2, it sends a really basic message that you can make a metric frick-ton of cash by avoiding the graphics arms-race, focusing on 1st party software and reeling in game budgets.
            It charts a new and healthier business model for Sony and Microsoft to follow

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Palworld, Baldur's Gate 3, and Elden Ring was leagues better than anything Nintendo made the past two years

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay and?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                First party software is a meme. First parties always launch a conveyor belt of forced slop. Third parties can wait until they have a vision or some inspiration. They don't need to pump out soulless forced sequels when they don't want to.

                >Palworld, Baldur's Gate 3, and Elden Ring was leagues better than anything Nintendo made the past two years

                lmao it's funny watching Nintendo rape your mind.

                Famitsu gave Forspoken a 9/10

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >First party software is a meme. First parties always launch a conveyor belt of forced slop
                new type of shitposter, the anti-1st party gay

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And gave Yakuza infinite wealth a 40/40
                Weird

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Palworld, Baldur's Gate 3, and Elden Ring was leagues better than anything Nintendo made the past two years

                lmao it's funny watching Nintendo rape your mind.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >irrelevant journo awards
                Lmao, you may as well post a Youtube poll at this point. And yes, I'd say the same thing for any game, not just Nintendo games.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Die mad troon. The Switch has best library of games this generation. Maybe even ever.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Switch has best library of games this generation. Maybe even ever.
                It's literally the exact same as the Wii U lol
                It has more soulless first party slop than any other console

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's literally the exact same as the Wii U
                turns out the wii u had a lot of good games

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It has more soulless first party slop than any other console
                is this just some new strategy for butthurt snoys or is this some new breed of mental illness that believes 3rd party is superior to 1st party

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny because every console has ports even PC has ports. Snoys are just desperate.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it's so great, why do you gays portbeg for other consoles' games all the time?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why do you gays portbeg for other consoles' games all the time?

                They don't though.

                Meanwhile, how's that Switch emulator coming along? lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oink Oink, Eric.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They don't though.
                As if anyone would forget how you gays were portbegging for Persona 5 Royal with the stupid-ass #breakfreepersona shit, and now you're doing the same shit for Persona 3 Reload and Metaphor.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you gays were portbegging for Persona 5 Royal

                Seethe

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >assuming i'm a snoy
                Lmao, the idea of a PCgay mocking you guys is completely foreign to you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PCgay

                He sits at a desk to play video games. lmao thank frick I have a wife and family.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's not about owning the snoys anymore. You just don't like anything that's not Nintendo.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you hate Nintendo so much?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/1704635777716822m.jpg/
                >All within less than a month
                What slopping corporate wiener does to your brain

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, tendies can't stop winning.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What slopping corporate wiener does to your brain
                but enough about europoors
                >over 40k posts in 6 months

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Snoy immediately has throws a fit
            You love to see it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If the Switch 2 launches this year, one full year of cross-gen could potentially help the Switch get over that 152 million milestone that the PS2 is sitting on
          >Switch can only surpass PS2 with the help of a new console rather than by its own
          Lmao, you're admitting that you have no confidence in the Switch's sales in its twilight years.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well more like the idea that Switch sales will die if all new software that comes out is only for the successor. So 1 year of cross-gen support + maybe a price-cut will help the Switch keep selling even while the new console starts to pick up steam
            it's more of a question of what do you have to do to ensure the Switch 2 doesn't fully cannibalize the sales of the Switch

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you're admitting that you have no confidence in the Switch's sales in its twilight years

            It's only sold 140,000,000! What a flop!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            PS2 needed the PS3 having no games and costing an arm and a leg to sell 155 million.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people still think it won't beat the PS2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many months till it passes PS2?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How many months till it passes PS2?

        It hasn't even had a price drop yet. Holy shit. Imagine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Without price drop? A year and a quarter
        With price drop on all three models and cross gen titles? 8 months

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >With price drop on all three models and cross gen titles? 8 months
          Not gonna lie if they dropped it to around 150 I would buy two

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How many months till it passes PS2?
        Before this report I would have said it was impossible but Nintendos holiday sales barely dropped. With an aggressive price drop they can reach PS2 level.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what having games does.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has toys. Doesnt even have Palworld

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute victory. Total Japanese 3rd party death.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, Yamauchi was always right by the way. Total square enix death.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the switch is getting a palworld port?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switch 2

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won though

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Switch passes PS2 I need the coping and seething. I already know how PS fans will react and what they will say to downplay or say it doesn't count.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a handheld
      >Switch lite doesn't count
      >Made up numbers
      >They're all sitting in Nintendo warehouse
      >Broken switch replacement don't count
      >Still didn't beat Wii+D's sales
      I can't think of anymore

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, that's all of them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Covid bump
        >had to sacrifice their console line to compete
        >no competition in handheld space

        A few more.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch isn't going to get a large price cut and Switch was starting to fall off the cliff before Zelda, now it will start to do so again with no salvation. They might clear 156, but it isn't happening in 8 months.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eric is already having the meltdown of a lifetime, you love to see it!

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're looking absolutely untouchable. Somehow sales only dropped like 15% from last year. They could probably sit on the switch for another 3 years if they wanted, but even more likely they push out the switch 2 and sell 25-30m year 1. I will not be shocked if Nintendo can hit 55m sales in the first 2 years of their next console.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think 55 million in the first 24 months is absolutely doable
      If the leaked specs are right, then they're probably putting in huge orders for Samsung's 8N while everyone else is moving on to TSMC 4N. And the T239 uses fewer transistors than the fricking RTX 2050. It would be a chip that is not only cheap to produce but requires fewer resources than one of the lowest end in-circulation laptop chips to pump out

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no more home consoles
    >supbar weak handhelds until the inevitable shift to mobile only
    >more and more power shifted to nintendo of america
    >ports, remakes and 5-10yo shovelware
    >billions of switches sold to support the greedy asian israeli strategy
    They won without any doubt, in a few years we'll find out what exactly

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony: So I guess it’s just us now huh?

    >Nintendo: Yes, as much as I despise you I always thought you were a worthy opponent.

    >Sony: heh, thanks…you too.

    >Nintendo: One last battle?

    >Sony: One last battle….

    >*Sony and Nintendo Unseeth their Katanas and rush towards each other*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      One is home consoles and the other one is handhelds. I don't see why Sony and Nintendo will fight each other if you can have both of their consoles. Console wars is over i guess.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      however poetic this vision may be they're a perfect match if they don't step on each other's toes: one dominates the home market, the other the handheld market. And everyone lived happily ever after

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo would win
      Sony is buckling under the weight of their exclusives and trying to loss lead the PS5 installbase to a critical mass.
      Like, Sony is more likely to drop out of the hardware business just to save on cost

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Playstation
      >Katana
      What do they have in California?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dildos

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        syringe full of aids blood

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUY THE STOCKS

    BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The idea that the guys in fifth place unironically think first place dropped out and they're now in fourth is hilarious to me

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sold like shit last year
    >won

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    journo awards
    But enough about the Nintendo Bonus.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy the good guys won

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Atlus bent the knee to this chad and released P5 on Switch
      Holy based

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Atlus chose not to put Persona 3 Reload on the Switch. And guess what, it's selling like hotcakes. Steam playercount has surpassed P5R's.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It got outsold by GBF Relink by twofold.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it didn't sell as well as that other game, so it flopped
          That's like arguing that Mario Wonder flopped because Pokemon SV sold more than it. Such moronic logic.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, it would've been on top if it released on Switch.

            moron

            At least wait for actual numbers.
            And everything points to Persona 3 R not being able to beat Yakuza 8. Fuking Yakuza game will be the best selling JRPG in Japan this year until Final Fantasy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch has only 132,000,000.

      If it wasn't for emulators it could have sold 132,000,050!!

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendogays are unironically claiming that P3R underperformed
    Betcha they wouldn't be saying this shit if it were on the Switch, even if it performed the lowest there.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    our cope europoor/shitskins bros?

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