Nintendo Direct February 2024
>New console is called the Ultra Switch
>Will be marketed towards core gamers
>Backwards compatible with Switch. Some games will receive graphical/performance upgrades when played on Ultra Switch
>Release date is in late 2024
>The two big flagship launch titles are Metroid Prime 4 and Mario Kart 9
>Big selling point of the system will be more 3rd party support. Ultra Switch versions of Elden Ring, RDR2, Cyberpunk 2077, Baldur's Gate 3, Dragon's Dogma 2 and the next Call of Duty will all be unveiled in the Direct
>Nintendo Online will receive some new features exclusive to Ultra Switch, such as GameCube and Wii games being available through the subscription service, an achievements system, and more social networking features eg. messaging and voice chat
A new 3D Mario platformer and Smash Bros are also slated for 2025, but will not be unveiled until after the system's launch.
There is possibility for Grand Theft Auto VI and Monster Hunter Wilds to come to Ultra Switch also.
Pokemon Direct February 2024
>Pokemon Black & White remakes will be announced here. They were originally intended to be Switch titles but Nintendo pushed for them to be moved to Ultra Switch in order to drive console sales. As a result, do not expect them to be particularly graphically advanced. They are made by ILCA not Game Freak, much like the Diamond & Pearl remakes
>Scarlet & Violet will receive a graphical and performance upgrade when played on Ultra Switch. Update should go live the day the console launches
Plans for the last remaining first party Switch games
>Twilight Princess HD, Wind Waker HD, Xenoblade Chronicles X and Star Fox Zero will all get Switch ports
>They aren't going to upgraded or changed at all. Basically Nintendo are just using them to pad out the remaining months as nearly all development resources are now being devoted to Ultra Switch games
It's going to be a big year for Nintendo and for gaming as a whole. I hope you're excited Ganker.
Since this a throwaway thread, I'll ask: What do you do about an inflammed prostate?
I know it's hard this time of year, but seriously get in contact with your doctor.
Unless your doctor is black
This. A black doctor is an oxymoron unless it's a witchdoctor.
Try inserting a couple ice cubes.
I remember reading something about prostate stimulation.
Stop jerking off 8 times a day, the worked for me.
>>New console is called the Ultra Switch
lost me there
"Ultra Switch" is a nod towards the original name of the N64 (Ultra 64). And is also intended to convey the system's huge power upgrade over the Switch.
>Ill believe it when i fricking see it
The only reason you have not seen it yet is because development was moved over to Ultra Switch. If not for this, it was going to come out in 2020 or 2021. Covid and the move to next-gen delayed the game's development significantly. It is nearly complete at this stage but Nintendo has kept it tightly under wraps until the new console reveal. Metroid Prime 4 is intended to be the "Breath of the Wild" of the Ultra Switch launch, the game that everybody will be talking about and will rush to buy the system so they can play it.
>"Ultra Switch" is a nod towards the original name of the N64 (Ultra 64).
yes I know that's what you tried to convey when you came up with this moronic name, I'm telling you no company would use such a shithouse name for their new system, basically you're very stupid
why are you still here
fraudulent and homosexual
protip from spergs still larping as le epic insider: get a better naming sense
>Metroid Prime 4
Ill believe it when i fricking see it, we're more likely to get Echoes and Corruption Remasters
Will they make Samus trapped in ball form for a few hours? That would be fricking hot.
I'd rather see Samus getting blacked raw.
She needs to be treated like a pet/trophy. The more humiliating the better.
>ultra switch
lmao, I am ready for it to flop
I will actively strangle every moronic Ericsnoy Baldurshill shitposter on this board.
This is the most boring and predictable "leak".
Nintendo's biggest issues, besides the lack of power compared to the others, is that they don't have enough big 3rd party games.
We'll see how they will behave this year.
I do like the name though, but for nostalgic reasons. Always wanted an Ultra 64 and the change to Nintendo 64 was very lame
What ecchi games are coming for Ultra Switch?
Tell me that Senran KaguRUN is actually marketing for Ultra Switch exclusive Senran Kagura Revived.
You tendies are so cringe.
Sure is a lot of wishlist bullshit in here
>Ultra Switch
ah, a Wii U reference. nintendo le doomed to make the same past mistakes??? try harder next time.
Why is it always the biggest out of touch morons that make these fakes?
You didn't even make it 10 words in without dropping the ball. Pathetic effort
ultra switch is a cool name actually. i like it
I want a mega switch though
Why can't you Black folk just have a normal discussion thread without making these moronic fake leaks?
What's wrong with seeding hope, anon?
>Nintendo Direct February 2024
>>New console is called the Ultra Switch
Not happening. It's getting it's own announcement on a different date
The Nintendo Direct IS going to be the Ultra Switch's own announcement. Essentially the whole Direct will be focused on Ultra Switch. The form of the Direct will be similar to the "Nintendo Switch Presentation" at which Nintendo unveiled the original Switch in 2017.
There is going to be a slow, drip-drip of teasers for the announcement starting in the new year, before Nintendo announces the date and subject of the Direct in February.
Nintendo is fricking dogshit
Go frick yourself Ericsnoy piece of shit.
kys Tendie
Leak fanfiction season is the worst.
>messaging and voice chat
Not happening. They won't relax this, not when Pictochat or whatever that 3DS messaging app caused some dude to find himself in the headlines for banging a minor.
Nintendo are enlisting an AI moderation software to ensure online communication is free of inappropriate behavior. It's going to be quite strict, but the social functionality will still be there. Several 3rd party developers requested it because they felt the Switch's lack of such features restricted capabilities for online multiplayer.
Just shut the frick up already
>another smash
Oh boy can't wait for the rostergay threads again
Another headcannon thread about a switch pro? We may as well be discussing nibel xitter screencaps.
>headcannon
>star fox zero
at least you've tried.
>Mario Kart 9
already failed, nintendo almost certainly considers tour to be 9, props for actually thinking of an original nintendo-y name for the system though, it's where a lot of leaks miss, I could definitely see nintendo using ultra considering their shown history liking the word
you really think nintendo aren't making a new mario kart? its a guaranteed console seller
the issue I had is the name, it's not gonna be 9 because tour is 9, there will absolutely be a mario kart on the switch successor within the launch year
tour is not mario kart 9. if tour was 9 then it would be called mario kart 9, not tour.
does that make Mario Kart 64 the 64th Mario Kart?
Nintendo has been going on the number naming scheme since the 3DS, and they al,ost certainly don't consider a mobile gacha game "mainline"
He means that Nintendo considers Tour to be a mainline game, so if they did another numbered entry then it would be MK10
>an achievements system
Fake.
Nintendo will NEVER do this shit. I'm convinced they have a secret rulebook up there insisting achievements, and other ways of ranking players/encouraging completionism, are antithetical to their ethos or something. They've been studiously avoiding it for long enough.
This seems completely feasible
Especially them bungling Black & White remakes, frickers
How do i trick a girl into having sex with me?