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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did mine die for this trash?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry about that babe

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >base Tyrant combined with a shitty worm parasite so it can be "programmed with more refined orders"
    >makes the chad Tyrant look like a shriveled thumb dressed as a dominatrix
    >only one eye and no lips kek
    >can only say STARS and open doors
    >so dumb that it regularly blows his rocked launcher right next to his face
    >literally made by eurogays

    lmao can you believe this frick?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nemesis best Tyrant. You forgot he even had a Chad death.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >chad death
        Having the tyrant part melt away and the parasite part turning into a pathetic crawling goober that shrivels into a tiny dick-like thing is not a chat death, anon.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Getting killed whilst the protagonist spouts a one liner is the most Chad death for an antagonist to receive.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't saw it that way, you're right.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a literal beta orbiter, what did you expect?

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets impaled by a monster
    >gets shot in the chest
    >free falls for 10+ kilometers in a zombie infested silo
    >comes back in RE4 more agile than ever before
    nice series

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      her mission impossibru glasses still seem futuristic

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You see how she escapes in one of the umbrella chronicles games.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never played the two chronicles games. What did they say?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        did they manage to correct all the four asspulls I've mentioned though?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bumping the only vidya thread on this vidya board

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Code Veronica worth playing?
    Is the Parasite Eve series worth playing

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Code Veronica worth playing
      Yes. I know everyone here likes to make fun of "it's the REAL RE3!!'', but it's true.
      It has some dumb, irritating stuff in it, but I find the experience more enjoyable than frustrating.
      And please, don't leave the fire extinguisher in the security box early in the game, carry that bastard with you and safely deposit it in the item box, without it you can't get the magnum and the AK, which basically means you will have a MUCH harder time beating the game

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but Parasite Eve so some sort of weird RPG game from what I understand.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Parasite Eve 1 yes, it's comfy. I feel like it's a Christmas game. The other 2 I haven't played because everyone has told me those are not worth

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      PE is a classic, Code Veronica is just a very good game. Also anyone playing Outbreak 1-2 during this season?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need Ganker to tell you? Emulate it and decide for yourself, it's a matter of a second you dumb c**t

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        seethe

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Code Veronica fricking sucks. Parasite Eve 1 is interactive movie Squareshit. PE2 is the RE 1.5 we never got (for better or for worse).

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess, you think RE4 is a great game right? Zoomers are so easy to detect

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          RE4 is certainly an infinitely better game than CV. But that's not saying much.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're comparing apples to oranges. Anyway when I first played CV back in the early 2000s I hated it but with time I learned to enjoy it, I would say CV is an acquired taste. Try the Dreamcast version too if you get the chance, it's only small details yet that game has extra Soul.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing bad about CV is trying to aim the railgun and being so panicked about possibling missing that you do miss

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      and trying to get a 1shot on nosferatu

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        and softlocking by not knowing about boss fights

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >showed RE3 to my gf
      >she enjoyed it, wanted to play CV too
      >get all the way to the final alexia fight
      >she's very excited, but let's me play because she doesn't want to die and mess the pacing
      >''it's ok honey, this part is tough but I've mastered this game"
      >get buttfricked by alexia's little bugs, barely manage to deal with her first form
      >grab the linear launcher, miss 8 shots in a row
      >she spits fire and kills me
      >"you ruined the sense of urgency for me, anon"
      >mfw

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        fake: anon has a gf
        gay: being so shit at the game

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is Dario's voice acting better in the OG than it was in the remake? Why the frick did they frick up the remake so much

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The frick even is the bottom one

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