>no CHADggron in Paldea

>no CHADggron in Paldea

this is why the roster is shit

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a shitmon without it's mega anyway so who cares

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No rhydon either, it'd like they hate pokemon that look like this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know
      lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Blueberry Academy is in Unova, so...
        But you still can bring it to Paldea so yeah...

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    also no nidoCHAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >These two Boyfriends can't go to Paldea
      Are Paldeans Homophobic?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are all boyfriends

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, the Anon saying Rhydon isn't Gay must be seething right now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          True. If Paldea was truly Homophobic, Tyranitar and the Rhynos wouldn't be there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i miss togekiss, seismitoad and aegislash

      all tragic losses but every starter returning (along some other based mons like ampharos) automatically makes it better than swshit's and plass' rosters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss togekiss, seismitoad and aegislash

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people and their Cyclizar bias have decided to ban Aggron from Paldea because they don't want them shitting on their primary form of land-based travel.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And here i thought the anthromongays were the gay one

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aggron thread?
    Kaijumon thread?
    Pokemon that should be Planet-sized or more thread?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk: How do we buff this guy in a meaningful way?
    >godawful typing
    >only physically bulky, which doesn't matter because most of his weaknesses are going to be slamming him on the special side
    >no recovery
    >slow
    GF needs to buff him into the fricking stratosphere. I say we start by giving him shore up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>only physically bulky, which doesn't matter because most of his weaknesses are going to be slamming him on the special side
      most ground and fighting moves are physical though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      retcon to steel only

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Type retcons only happen when they add new types to revitalize interest.
        There's a very real possibility we'll get sound or something after the disastrous reception of S&S and SV.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he'd lose so much with that though. STAB rock head head smash is one of his strongest features, and steel doesn't really have much offensively. There's iron head and heavy slam, I guess?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make it a thick boy for Heavy Slam. Should be heavier unironically. (Can't remember if it got Heat Crash in Gen 8. I think it did because the Rhynos got it.)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically, it gets heavy metal I think, but that's honestly a waste of a move slot.

            Head Smash is strong, but in all other respects Rock is a liability for Aggron. Not to say it HAS to lose the typing to be good, but it'd either need a massive speed increase, which doesn't fit Aggron thematically, or some heavy lifting elsewhere

            [...]
            Id suggest Nidokings go in SpAtk, and Nidoqueen's Speed got into SpDef. This is their niche currently, Nidoking is a versatile and very potent, anti-meta special attacker, with Nidoqueen taking on a tank/support variant of that role. While your ideas would still be an objective buff, it doesnt lean into their niches quite as well.

            [...]
            >Unbalanced Pseudolegendary 600BST by increasing SpD by 40, Hp by 30

            I actually don't hate this. 100/180/100 would be an absolutely insane defensive profile, but with its weaknesses and lack of recovery, itd be reasonable. Biggest issue I see is how splashable Fighting and Ground moves are.. maybe its a bit overkill, but this setup with Earth Eater sounds sick as frick.

            Still, a pokemon like Aggron SHOULD be a main stay in competitive.

            >Earth Eater
            not only is it thematically fitting with its dex entries, but it'd actually make it a solid pokemon in its own right. Being able to switch in on something like a banded landorus earthquake and then set up on it would be hilarious. Even without the stat changes, this would be an incredible change for it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ironically, it gets heavy metal I think, but that's honestly a waste of a move slot.

              Heavy metal and Heavy slam are wasted on Aggron.
              No guard Iron tail/Power whip/Aqua tail would be better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                eh... maybe? I think no guard would only exacerbate its issues, not fix them. Moves like focus blast, hydro pump, fire blast, and more now no longer having to check accuracy to hit aggron would be really bad for it. He doesn't have the bulk, speed, or longevity to take advantage of no guard imo.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Making Focus Miss a sure hit on you (You have a Double Weakness to Fighting)
                Nope.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's exactly what I was thinking, yeah. As

                Head Smash is strong, but in all other respects Rock is a liability for Aggron. Not to say it HAS to lose the typing to be good, but it'd either need a massive speed increase, which doesn't fit Aggron thematically, or some heavy lifting elsewhere

                [...]
                Id suggest Nidokings go in SpAtk, and Nidoqueen's Speed got into SpDef. This is their niche currently, Nidoking is a versatile and very potent, anti-meta special attacker, with Nidoqueen taking on a tank/support variant of that role. While your ideas would still be an objective buff, it doesnt lean into their niches quite as well.

                [...]
                >Unbalanced Pseudolegendary 600BST by increasing SpD by 40, Hp by 30

                I actually don't hate this. 100/180/100 would be an absolutely insane defensive profile, but with its weaknesses and lack of recovery, itd be reasonable. Biggest issue I see is how splashable Fighting and Ground moves are.. maybe its a bit overkill, but this setup with Earth Eater sounds sick as frick.

                Still, a pokemon like Aggron SHOULD be a main stay in competitive.

                said, earth eater would be fricking fantastic for it, since it'd mean that it's suddenly only 4x weak to fighting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm all for it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thirding earth eater.
                Which ability should get replaced sturdy or heavy metal?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heavy Metal. Sturdy is a better ability + Perfect for Metal Burst Cheese.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heavy metal. Hell, that and light metal are some of the abilities that should be removed from the game in general. Fricking STALL is better as an ability than heavy metal.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Head Smash is strong, but in all other respects Rock is a liability for Aggron. Not to say it HAS to lose the typing to be good, but it'd either need a massive speed increase, which doesn't fit Aggron thematically, or some heavy lifting elsewhere

          Eh the Nidos could get at least the Arcanine treatment with 555 BST.

          Nidoking
          >+25Atk+25Speed, replace Rivalry with Defiant
          Nidoqueen
          >+25SpA+25Speed, replace Rivalry with Competitive

          Id suggest Nidokings go in SpAtk, and Nidoqueen's Speed got into SpDef. This is their niche currently, Nidoking is a versatile and very potent, anti-meta special attacker, with Nidoqueen taking on a tank/support variant of that role. While your ideas would still be an objective buff, it doesnt lean into their niches quite as well.

          >BST increase

          >Balanced to 555BST by increasing SpD by 25 points
          >Unbalanced Pseudolegendary 600BST by increasing SpD by 40, Hp by 30

          >Add Shift Gear to moveset

          >Unbalanced Pseudolegendary 600BST by increasing SpD by 40, Hp by 30

          I actually don't hate this. 100/180/100 would be an absolutely insane defensive profile, but with its weaknesses and lack of recovery, itd be reasonable. Biggest issue I see is how splashable Fighting and Ground moves are.. maybe its a bit overkill, but this setup with Earth Eater sounds sick as frick.

          Still, a pokemon like Aggron SHOULD be a main stay in competitive.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly Nidoking becoming a better physical attacker following its pokedex entry would be better.
            The base 110 Speed and 127Atk make up for the difference of base power from special attacks.
            Hone claws+Gunk shot sets are also gonna be awesome.

            Nidoqueen would have that 101 Speed and 100SpA to edge out and be the designated special attacker of the two.

            Defiant and Competitive would be the best buff to both tho.

            >Earth Eater on Aggron with that bulk

            Maybe change its typing to Steel/Grass or Steel/Dragon then swap Heavy metal with either No guard or Mirror armour.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BST increase

      >Balanced to 555BST by increasing SpD by 25 points
      >Unbalanced Pseudolegendary 600BST by increasing SpD by 40, Hp by 30

      >Add Shift Gear to moveset

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only 2 Kaijumons as Pseudo-Legendaries? Do this to the others.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          seconding this. Imagine pumping up the nidos to 600 BST, they'd both be genuinely fantastic pokemon. Even as they are now, they're still solid picks competitively.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh the Nidos could get at least the Arcanine treatment with 555 BST.

          Nidoking
          >+25Atk+25Speed, replace Rivalry with Defiant
          Nidoqueen
          >+25SpA+25Speed, replace Rivalry with Competitive

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And the Rhynos?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only if there is an alternative evolution of Rhydon.

              >Boltdon
              >Electric surge/Rock head/No-Guard
              >Electric/Ground
              >HP 115
              >Attack 140
              >Defense 130
              >Sp. Atk 55
              >Sp. Def 80
              >Speed 80

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ignoring Rhyperior

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh that's a shitmon sweaty? nobody cares about aggron or mega aggron, he deserved the dexcut

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Curious to know what the community's reaction would be towards a Pokemon game where the dex only consists of weak Pokemon.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gib Gearshift

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gaygron sucks

    • 3 months ago
      Rhyperior

      Chadggron Rules

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MASTER I POOPED ON THE NEIGHBOR'S LAWNMOWER

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can only see Aggron's shoulder spikes as moubtains now. Makes him feel more like a Titan.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incomplete Pokémon rosters are shit by default.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at this fricking chad. anything bad someone might have to say about it is immedidetly irrelevant because just fricking look at him! does he look like he gives a single frick?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    please let him get earth eater PLEASE let him get earth eater please game freak i'm on my knees. begging gamefreak. let him have this...

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