>no father. >no mother. >no kingdom

>no father
>no mother
>no kingdom

Who's gonna stop these two from having premarital sex?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    me, i will personalyl stop them

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be so anxious that my seed would spill down on minish that I would only have missionary in a bedroom or stable.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why stop them? Let them have their fun

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Purah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her more how she was before

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking she not going to join them?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link himself since he's asexual. Also, Zelda isn't a virgin.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda isn't a virgin.
      Proof ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The irreparable gape that Ganon left

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >father is a ghost that can watch his loose fat assed daughter get railed from behind by a 100+ year old knight's master sword
    nice

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link being gay and a trans icon and Aonuma himself agrees with that interpretation of the character

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Zelda finds out what Link has been doing in Gerudo Town she'll become too intimidated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impa. She'll make them get married first.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Again? Really? Why?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't they be married?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce is awesome erix, full pic is not available yet.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOURE HURTING HER

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Zelda is a distant ancestor of link. It's obvious if you think about it for even a little bit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genetically speaking, your 3rd cousin is as related to you as some random stranger you meet on the street, anon.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're siblings you sick frick.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link, he's gonna put a ring on it first. He is a noble night who knows the whole kingdom looks up to him, he can't be going around setting a bad example.

    Get out of here with that degeneracy, he can't lose face in front of his confirmed heterosexual best friend, Sidon.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sidon's double shark wieners.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      great video

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you guys tell what my favorite threads are ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Advance Wars threads?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who
    Me

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, there's a bit of a size difference now

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hylia doesn’t consent, anon.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do american christians really care about muh premarital sex?
    No other christian country cares about this. Lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being American is its own form of mental illness, and I say that as an American.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marriage.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continue the bloodline

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mDemSc5.png

      >no father
      >no mother
      >no kingdom

      Who's gonna stop these two from having premarital sex?

      sauce on this ones?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not so fast elf.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah? What're you gonna do about it, get pissy and eat a rock?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Dies*

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Ganker went from troony and gay shit to near non stop Zelda/Link threads.

    What happened? Did Nintendo finally turn people straight again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally one hyper-autistic spamming threads.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the one hyper-autistic guy spamming threads is the 1000 unique IPs posting on them?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the environmental storytelling crumbs left at the Hateno House made the Zelink fans go fricking feral

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most people who browse this site never post a thread in their entire lives.
          And this thread only has 30 IPs. The other thread that's been up for 6 hours has 95 IPs.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The other one had 180 IPs.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thread has been up for 10 minutes
            >has 37 IPS

            cope

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anytime you see Zelda in game, her womb is filled with links seed.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Link do in this situation?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont judge me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/cassiewirus/status/1659368777707028480

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link eats dubious food all the time. Now the dish is made with love.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link autism

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODY is gonna stop them.

    It's over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Hylians ever kidnap Minish folk to use as sex toys or to vore them?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    these threads have mindbroken /vg/

    KEK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      That's so hot.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is for Ganon while Link watches though

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT
    FOR
    BOKOBLIN
    wiener

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The purest couple in gaming. Trannies seeth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But trannies love incest???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The purest couple in gaming. Trannies seeth

        Ganker belongs to Zelink now.

        It's OVER for the trannies

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >woman x ftm troony
          >trannies hating it
          ????

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love you and your autistic effort to promote the most based and HETEROSEXUAL true love ROMANCE SHIPPING of all-time! (ZeldaxLink)

    Any time i see your topics, I will do my part. I fricking hate homosexuals and will fight to the 0th hit point to do what I feel is right!~

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Motherfricking SABIN

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link and his Wives Zelda and Riju!

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every night's a blessing for Zelda because she knows she's gonna get fricked hard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know the first time she was blushing because of the unexpectedly hard dicking making her moan and scream

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon is in the know.
        https://files.catbox.moe/umkuku.png

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets fricked
      >Climaxes
      >Link and Zelda both use recall on each other to climax again
      >Repeats until the sun rises then both use recall on the sun and keep going.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Zelda, just trying to read a book or do some research in your study, and then Link comes out of no where and starts ravishing you.

    Must be a blessed life for both of them.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autosage

    but why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry sweetpie only cuck posting and racial bait threads are allowed to stay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you kept spamming your crackship.
      Get fricked.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mods are homosexuals.

        Frick off cuck

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Crackship
          Even if you are a shitposting autist this is just a moronic thing to say. Nice confirmation that the mods purposely leave up porn, twitter, and troony threads but delete this. Fricking homosexuals.

          Stay mad, cucks.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't project your misery onto me.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only one miserable here is you hahahahaha

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crackship
        Even if you are a shitposting autist this is just a moronic thing to say. Nice confirmation that the mods purposely leave up porn, twitter, and troony threads but delete this. Fricking homosexuals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      info from an oldgay (though, it is subject to change and the jannies' incessant homosexualry)—one post from a unique ID is SUPPOSED to bump a topic; it seems, however, this is not always the case. So, post once with text, then try to post again, with an IMAGE, and this seems to circumvent autosage homierdly bs.

      >pic related

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce OP?

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol get fricked vanillagays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's coming right back up as soon as this one goes down.

      this thread isn't violating any rules

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its boring porn and no one likes it or wants to see it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's exactly why it was the fastest moving thread on Ganker before it got autosaged and still had 12 people posting on it on page 10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only one miserable here is you hahahahaha

      >Actual troony discord raid
      I never thought I'd see the day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only one miserable here is you hahahahaha

      tourists trannies

      know your enemy

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a new thread until a single one stays ups

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony trannies mass reporting because nobody likes their sour grape memes
    Mental illness.

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