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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is Xbox's big exclusive by the way
    going head to head with GoW Ragnarok and Zelda

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    really starting to think the entire planet isn't traversable and only a small area of it will be accessible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ofc they were going to do this

      Did you really think Bethesda would put in effort?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      motherfricker what are you expecting of that game
      do you think this shit is No Man's Sky

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do you think this shit is No Man's Sky
        this is literally what it's being marketed as except with no seamless transition from ground to space

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not you liar.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.ign.com/articles/starfield-thousand-planets-xbox-bethesda
            >But it's not just one planet. "From barren but resource-heavy ice balls, to Goldilocks planets with life. And not just this system, but over 100 systems - over 1,000 planets, all open for you to explore."

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >article by ign
              irrelevant

              The marketing from Bethesda itself is about the RPG part of the game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                LITERALLY talks about procedural generated terrain and exploring the planet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                KEK shut the frick up butthole. it was marketed as a giant world where you can explore planets. cope and seethe.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the most embarrassing and cringe concession I've seen in months. I can't even imagine how upset you must be right now, having been utterly blown the frick out in an argument you had no business being in to begin with.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seethe
                it's over bro, you lost.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, I'll imagine it'll be something like ratchet and clank in terms of scale

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care as long as modders can make good porn with it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lovers’ lab already has its section nice and ready.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is asking to traverse empty fricking planets in dogshit land vehicle controls anyway? These articles all seem to be an answer to a question NO ONE was asking. We want to go to the points of interest on each planet, not explore 200 million square miles of emptiness in some dune buggy that flips.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Todd says you can land and explore anywhere on the planet and the game will generated seeded content. The technology that makes this possible is all old so I don’t why people are saying the worlds will be small. They’ll probably have to cut down on the persistent elements to reduce memory usage though so items will despawn, but I think FO4 already did this and Skyrim was eventually made to do that to fix the issue of saves becoming corrupted

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares everyone with more than 2 braincells will be playing armored core instead

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep spamming the same meme "flaws" over and over because there's nothing else
    that's how you know the game will be great

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    each planet has one landing port.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more I learn about Starfield, the less I wanna play it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for this shit to flop fitting for an absolute hilarious year of trash games.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad the last presentation turned me off from this game. It sounds like it will be the most boring piece of shit Bethesda's released yet. How the frick can they still not do vehicles in their engine?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda seems to hate making vehicles for whatever reason in fallout 3 the train you ride in the dlc is a npc wearing a hat and when it moves its just you wearing the train hat. I would love to see what janky way they would have added ground vehicles though if they did.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then
    >Todd and the sweet little lies
    Now
    >Todd and the cruel little truths

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to have many keks when this game is compared to BG3 by normal gays and Bethesda gets absolutely roasted.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying normies are interested in turn based slop

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mods will fix it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they won't glowgay.
      The issues are baked into the engine. The ship is gonna be a glorified cutscene and even that probably took a ton of duct tape to not completely shit the bed.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No worries, they’ll be added with a dlc two years after launch.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU THOSE DUNES WAY THE FRICK OFF IN THE DISTANCE? YOU CAN TAKE 3 HOURS AND WALK THERE

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero g sex scenes with fully modeled fluid dynamics when?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanessa Carlton played at Wimbledon

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