>'no game over'
>"'Anyone can die, anything can happen and the story sort of continues"
Now that Star Wars is back, does this game actually have potential to be kino?
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>'no game over'. >"'Anyone can die, anything can happen and the story sort of continues"
>david cage
>kino
c'mon now.
Maybe they'll reign him in more with a property this big.
They don't even reign in their own movie writers.
People keep buying them. Every David Cage game after Heavy Rain was a commercial hit.
Source on those sales?
they're letting david cage do a star wars game? lmfao it'll be kino alright
I look forward to the inevitable Twi'lek shower scene.
>pseudointellectual tries to make some 2deep4u story set in a universe of good guys with glowing swords v bad guys with glowing swords
lmao
what is chris avellone, lead writer of one of the most discussed SW games?
>most discussed star war games
Force Unleashed, Battlefront II and Episode 1 Racer?
>influence lost: anon
yeah right you weasel, i said *most discussed* for a reason
you'll find 5 kreia threads before you find any other
It was a joke, anon
How does this fricking hack keep getting infinite passes to make the worst video games.
David Cage probably has more connections and dirt on people than even Epstein did.
I assume that means it's going to be like, randomly generated characters right?
Probably more like Detroit: Become Human.
I'm done with new star wars material. It doesn't appeal to me. I currently focus on battletech and cyberpunk red.
At least you aren't into warhammer
I like 30k man, I don't hate warhammer, I just like certain aspects of it. But not enough to follow it anymore.
This sounds like Watch_Dogs 3
Yeah that's what I was picturing. Not an awful idea I guess
i can't wait for more YAS QUEEN SLAY strong womens in space
i love YAS QUEEN SLAY strong womens in space goyslop product #2332 that will cost me $70 for an unoptamized buggy experience
>David Cage
>YAS QUEEN SLAY
nah he's our guy. Notoriously doesn't make games for gays
Literally his last two games were exactly that.
How sensitive could you possibly be
This is David Cage we're talking about, the only women protagonists are going to have short hair and have to escape a murderer/rapist in a house.
>David Cage
>EA
no, absolutely none at all
if its not disney esque star wars, im game
>High Republic era
better of just replaying Jedi Academy
B A S E D
The combat in this game is still unrivaled.
>turn on saber realism
>get the urge to be a complete pull-stab shitter
send help. The only thing that curbs the urge is going double bladed, and I prefer single hilt.
>you can softlock yourself into a shtity experience
>aren't we clever!?
sasuga caejyu
Sounds like it's going to be handled like a gaas with a story, like GTAO where each character is simply a mercenary.
>If Good
>Continues to paint the mainline movies as complete failures, even David Cage could do better
>If Bad
>Continues to paint the entire modern handling of the IP as a complete failure
I'm emotionally validated either way.
to paint the entire modern handling of the IP as a complete failure
Where have you been the past like, two years?
Are you saying they've redeemed themselves?
Redeemed is a strong word but I'd say Andor and Ahsoka clearly show they have course corrected.
Andor is the one good piece of media modern SW has produced and even it has tonal problems when the show never reaches the emotional highs of the heist escape, even if the prison arc was kino, I just wish it happened first.
Either way, its attached at the hip to a terrible piece of media in Rogue One and stars a dead character with no future.
Ahsoka is a fricking mess. Probably the worst dialog writing/acting I've ever seen outside of a joke movie like The Room. Bad, boring action direction and choreography. Massively reliant on Clone Wars/Rebels nostalgia. Slow paced as frick for no reason. Completely uncompelling heroes and villains too powerful to tell small stories with, but disallowed by canon to alter the universe in any meaningful way.
I'm just going to assume this wall of text is agreeing with me
> <10 sentences is a wall of text
Go finish high school, moron
>Rogue One
incoming "director's cut" after Andor Season 2 because it's open knowledge that Disney radically changed Rogue One after the test audience hated it, and Andor is made in the same tone as the original cut of Rogue One.
Ahsoka is Star Wars adventure slop, but it actually has some amount of stakes and Sabine is basically the character that everyone wanted out of Rey.
>Sabine is basically the character that everyone wanted out of Rey.
Is she? I stopped watching after her actress refused to convincingly emote, even while getting fricking stabbed through the chest.
I mean that in the sense that she's a flawed character who loses fights, has weaknesses, has force sensitivity but is humorously bad at it, and isn't magically liked by everyone.
Long hair suited her better
>Redeemed is a strong word but I'd say Andor and Ahsoka clearly show they have course corrected
You're going to have to say why.
He's right. It's been nothing but pure trash
Pretty much this. While I don't expect it to be good I'll have my validation which is enough to fuel my hate for modern star wars.
let's not forget
>game over is a failure of the game designer
as well as endless pre-release marketing bullshit that cage spewed over the years
anyone *can* die doesn't mean that anyone *will* die, not without some truly comedic qte fumbling at the very least
>Nuwars
Guaranteed to be diversity goyslop with a Forspoken tier story
>fame is in the development hell for 3 years
>there are rumors of it getting cancelled
>Bro it's alive and it's going be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
Let me tell you what is going to happen, kid.
The game will come out in 2028 and would be nothing like the description you heard now.
Most likely it will be shit tier dogshit game with horrible optimisation to the point no one will dare to even touch it.
Forget about it, it's over, the only God thing about this game will forever be kino trailer that mogs Sequels.
So, they killed off Luke to give Ahsoka her own spotlight, who would have guessed
What
All these things Ahsoka does feel like they were meant for Luke.
You think so? The entire focus of the show is finding Ezra and Thrawn, who Luke has no attachment to. He's better off at his temple until the plot calls for him, which I'm sure it will at some point
Yes, all of it, Ahsoka feels off as she comes from a cartoon, she feels forced in and that she is taking someone else's place. Her being the apprentice of Anakin makes it even more obvious.
I think it's all in your head
Yeah why would Luke have any attachment to a resurgent empire, or the only other 2 good force wielders in the fricking galaxy.
Lukes relationship to the empire is through his father, not much more. His role is better served on the back line training new Jedi, not fighting the empire which there is now a new government military for.
Too critical of a time for him to stop training his brand new padawans just to go and investigate yet another imperial remnant that there are more than enough official resources for
Yeah he's better off raising Ben Solo, he'll turn out fine.
>Not much more
Not like his sister is directly involved with the new government or anything. Not like he is the new grand master of the Jedi order just letting various new padawans slip through his fingers. Yeed, Ezra, even Ashoka should all be in the back line training new Jedi, there's only 1 left.
>david cage star wars
Fricking why.. who asked for this shit, or the quirky female bounty hunter game. Why are they so incapable of doing anything even half decent with star wars. I want them all dead.
>Still caring about glowdong wars.
>modern EA nu-Wars
Guaranteed the following:
>microtransactions
>a buggy launch that will be fixed into a playable state after 2 to 3 years of patches
>gay LGBT mentally ill characters
>the black bug eyed woman with the shaved head
>a strong independent female lead who does absolutely nothing wrong and is perfect in every way and skilled in everything she does but is treated like an underdog
>moronic lightsaber fights that are either too fricking slow or have pointless flaire because it "looks cook to see them spin around and go woosh"
>the skeleton of a good story padded out with self insert moronic horseshit that doesn't make sense for the sake of pandering 'the message'
>light sabers that don't dismember and inflict wounds some rubbing alcohol and a bandaid can fix
>some new moronic force power that may or may not be a good concept
>some ugly fat moronic looking alien who is your friend by half way through the game
>shirtless muscular men
>all women will be covered up 90% to 100% depending if they wear a helmet or not
>some gay ass "I was on the dark side now I'm good" trope
>some analogy that goes "dark side not bad, light side not good" horseshit
>modern EA nu-Wars
>Guaranteed the following:
>microtransactions
>gay LGBT mentally ill characters
>a strong independent female lead who does absolutely nothing wrong and is perfect in every way and skilled in everything she does but is treated like an underdog
this is pretty hilarious considering the two biggest EA nuWars games have 0 of those
but hey keep believing whatever you need to convince yourself that the west is dead or something
Starwars dark souls?