lmao they don't, the only thing that really matters are companion quests and hammer side quest
9 months ago
Anonymous
>lmao they don't
But the marketing department told me so...
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry bro, hopefully definitive edition fixes it
9 months ago
Anonymous
I guess I'll pirate that one too
9 months ago
Anonymous
>hammer side quest
?
9 months ago
Anonymous
freeing Orpheus
9 months ago
Anonymous
What actually happens if you free him
9 months ago
Anonymous
he joins you for the final battle and emperor fricks off to joins the brain
you can also turn him into a mindflayer since you need one for the final sequence
9 months ago
Anonymous
You know I want to help les'zel free her people from a tyrant but fricking over Bauldrin for no reason is rough.
Can you not just tell them to wait?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>and emperor fricks off to joins the brain
Wow how rude
9 months ago
Anonymous
The big red pill is realizing the emp was never free, it was all the big brains plan to find adventurers to kill his jailers
9 months ago
Anonymous
Sure backfires on him if I decide to control the brain
Is it actually worth it to eat the bugs? That shit just screamed "get bad ended".
I use the displacer beast form because a ton of enemies shoo it away instead of going aggro, and flight is super OP. As is the counter spell. Black hole comes in handy too. If you did the githyankie quest correctly all your illithid powers are now bonus actions so all this shit stacks on damage. I use a fighter and having a ton of damage on top of mind blast or whatever is just phenomenal. You can do a ton with the unlocked powers to work into combos.
juxtoposition of the beauty and the beast.
you never identified as a wearwolf destroying a damsals pussy or having tentacles that entered every part of a womans body? If you cant see a woman fricking something as ugly as this guy, what chance do you have of a woman touching you?
Wouldn't a simple ugly bastard fantasy suffice if you are really that unappealing?
9 months ago
Anonymous
occasionally, but youre missing the point of how monsters like this reflect a feeling. like a wearwolf being aggressive, or tentacle monster feeling every part of her body. Theyre a metaphor for how i would behave in bed.
>my character's an elf she speaks draconian and infernal she wield dual blades >here we fricking go again >a troll emerges swinging a club: "humans frick off my bridge" >i roll to seduce the troll with my feminine wiles
Because his voice is hot and we are connected in a level that isn't the case with any other companion. Plus I just don't care how badly romancing him will frick up the ending because frankly I don't give a shit about the world or its inhabitants. I just want to frick mindflayers (and become one as well, maybe).
Aren't mindflayers supposed to be connected to the hivemind? Why would they have the exact same sexual desires and habits as the regular humanoid races? This feels really weird and completely cheapens the supposed threat and otherness of the mindflayers that BG3 tires to set up for most of the game.
9 months ago
Anonymous
They are but in the lore there are mindflyers that want to practice arcane magic and they are the deviant ones that oppose the elder mind seeking a longer life and freedom.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I’m mad there’s no option for them to have the guardian form to frick. The form I custom created to waifu
9 months ago
Anonymous
There is anon, in act 3 say you prefer that form.
9 months ago
Anonymous
fuuuuck
9 months ago
Anonymous
He's not connected to the hivemind? Why and how are massive integral plot points that basically define the events of the game.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Don't think about it too much, Wizards doesn't either.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The hivemind is an aoe that exist on a 5 mile radius around the elder brain. Otherwise mindflayers have a fully fledged personallity and can even act against the colony will in some cases
No, only thing it haves is nude character models, i have no fricking clue where these tards find these scenes, im 80h in, nobody even kissed my character let alone sucked his knob, i start to think all this "sex game" bullshit is psyop
The Emperor (who may actually be Balduran - yes that Balduran) broke away from the elder brain through happenstance centuries ago and recovered "his" personality.
So basically the emperor has been a pretty lonely squid for the last few hundred years and during these dream sequences, if you're kind and empathetic, he wonders if there was some kind of romantic connection involved. To larians credit it doesn't come out of nowhere since you need to hold his hand and hold him in comfort before this point to get him to ask (he's in a humanoid form during these initial dreams btw).
how do 99% of players miss the dialogue where he drops the mask and says "make no mistake, you're my puppet."? it just proves that you'll believe anything you're told and deserve to have your brain eaten
>there's actually a proper monster male romance option in this game
Please, for the LOVE OF FRICKING GOD, tell me it's an actual romance option and not just some shitty one-off sex scene.
You know why it's shit? Because mindflayers live only 100 years and Balduran has been missing for 300. And no there is no way around it except becoming a lich(which he isn't)
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nightsinger
9 months ago
Anonymous
how is Minsc alive
9 months ago
Anonymous
Petrification
9 months ago
Anonymous
He was turned to stone and during a magical event 120 years later, was cured. This is a wotc thing, not Larian.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's like 20 years since I played it but didn't the Bhaalspawn find Balduran's grave on (the aptly named) Balduran's Isle in the BG1 expansion?
No one's ever really gone.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty sure there is no time in the Astral plane.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's like 20 years since I played it but didn't the Bhaalspawn find Balduran's grave on (the aptly named) Balduran's Isle in the BG1 expansion?
It's just a tragedy overall. Has the same weird vibes as the new star wars movies just killing off the old crew or making them jaded and bitter.
Indiana Jones got a better ending kek.
It's such a specifically left leaning way to end a sequel that came out 20 years after the back to back entries that were intentionally designed.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>It's such a specifically left leaning way to end a sequel
oh youre just a schizo then, my bad.
You know why it's shit? Because mindflayers live only 100 years and Balduran has been missing for 300. And no there is no way around it except becoming a lich(which he isn't)
hes prolly just really strong. Wizards can live forever if theyre high enough level, even if their race is short-lived (not sayinh hes a wizard, just an example)
9 months ago
Anonymous
>hes prolly just really strong.
Lich or it breaks the setting.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>it breaks the setting
No.
Stop acting like a child.
mindflayers can't cast arcane magic without becoming liches.
What makes you say that. Though it doesn't really matter if they can or cannot.
9 months ago
Anonymous
No. They should get better writers.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Solemn Judgment!!!
9 months ago
Anonymous
mindflayers can't cast arcane magic without becoming liches.
Alhoon, technically
9 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't though?
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Clone#content
9 months ago
Anonymous
mindflayers can't cast arcane magic without becoming liches.
The past must die!
All your heroes are actually horrible people!
Look how this role model from your childhood is a bitter old man now!
Make way for the new age!
>act 2 >had some normal conversations (I feel) with Gale >suddenly wants to talk >rambles on about how great I look in the shadow light or whatever and that he cant wait to frick me >no option to tell him to frick off/ I am not gay/ stop the """""romance""""""
are the devs fricking brain damaged or what, this stuff is alright but why cant I shut this trash down as a player, like what
>The game only have like 1 romance scene with every companion, other than that there's barely any "horny" stuff at all.
There's literally a 5 minute explicit scene of a red succubus riding your wiener in Raphael's mansion in full detail, as in you see her ass bouncing on your groin, while the narrator gives a detailed account of the situation and the immense pleasure your character is feeling.
The point of that scene is the incubus is trying to kill you through sex (as they are want to do), which is why its longer and more interactive then the other sex scenes
The amount of inuendos and gay shit in this game us incredible. Is BG3 a WEG? Its like a minefield where you don't want to get fricked in the ass by a dude.
Each companion has three romance scenes, two of which can be sex scenes based on what I've seen. Halsin only has one (the bear breaking), you can frick an incubus as above who tries to suck your soul out of your wiener a succubus and a mindflayer.
If this game was a WEG I'd be let down.
Your game was bugged out, because the scene wasn't like that when I saw it
9 months ago
Anonymous
The game has no erect wieners in it so you didn't see shit. There's a video on Youtube showing exactly what I'm saying about 4:30 in.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I call BS. Even in the minthara sex scene your dick is flaccid. NOTHING is fricking animated in the sex scenes when it comes to genitals.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64d3e15ecea5a
The scene is right here. You can see her riding and grinding on your guy in full detail at 3:20
9 months ago
Anonymous
Are you fricking disabled bro? Great full detail.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Here's the fricking flaccid wiener just like you were told
9 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64d3e15ecea5a
The scene is right here. You can see her riding and grinding on your guy in full detail at 3:20
>full detail >anything showing penetration is completely cut out >all the zoom outs that shows the dick shows that it's literally the flaccid model
Are you fricking kidding me man? what kind of cope is this
Another view of flaccid wiener and the incubus riding air, so now is this guy's video bugged too or are you done proving how much of a fricking moron you are?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>full detail >anything showing penetration is completely cut out >all the zoom outs that shows the dick shows that it's literally the flaccid model
Are you fricking kidding me man? what kind of cope is this
9 months ago
Anonymous
I call BS. Even in the minthara sex scene your dick is flaccid. NOTHING is fricking animated in the sex scenes when it comes to genitals.
>go back to camp after a lot of fighting >characters are visibly damaged because of that fighting >start long rest >cutscene time! >all the characters are bruised and battered and my romantic interest looks like a beaten housewife
Strange choice to not heal the characters to full before camp scenes
Hey anon, you like Baldur's Gate 3, right?
Well then you should play 5e the tabletop game! It's fun! You can use Roll20 or Tabletop Sim and pirate all of the printed content and play online for free!
And then you can come join us on /tg/ to talk about it too!
>Get rot >It recycles itself from 20 second cooldown to 25-seconds >just my Monk failing check after check after check >lasts fricking forever >going with an optimal build for Shadowheart this time to make her not feel/play like such shit so I don't that Level 2 Cure Wounds move or whatever. You know, the spell that lets the tiefling Pandirna stand up again after drinking the potion from the Hag and being left in the storeroom.
Kill me
>Jumped into the storage room from the back >Confronted by pandirna >"Sure I'll fix your legs" as I'm a paladin and shadowheart is with me >No lay on hands charges, no magic charges, no potions. >Try to leave and come back after getting my magic back, now can't fix her because she calls the guards.
Frick
>go to magic tower in Underdark >literally nothing but like 4 pewpew turrets and some robo Black folk loitering at the top that don't do anything if you just read a couple of books in the tower, have a poem-off with a robot and get a gay hug.
Frick was the point of all that?
I'm sure there is a hidden cellar, but you need to be tiny to enter via some small opening on the side of the tower.
Might have to go back there some time
>go to magic tower in Underdark >literally nothing but like 4 pewpew turrets and some robo Black folk loitering at the top that don't do anything if you just read a couple of books in the tower, have a poem-off with a robot and get a gay hug.
Frick was the point of all that?
somehow you need to understand that you need to put secret nomagic flower into the elevator thingy. and if you killed all nomagic flowers, then you will have some broblems.
Oh yeah. There's a shit ton of holes like that. I'll never fricking roll a Gnome and I've only found like one potion that turns me into a tiny gas cloud which I assume is what's necessary to get into those passages. What a neat and also super gay way of ensuring people re-roll to see what's in those rooms.
I haven't played this game i'm just asking if it does have stuff where the familiar is an actual character, it never shows up as more than stats in the pathfinder games, but I don't know what the 5e mechanics for familars are anyway
9 months ago
Anonymous
yeah you can send familiars around to do stuff independently. they all have their own specialty, like the cat meows and makes everyone nearby group up around it so you can use it to sneak by people or setup nasty ambushes.
9 months ago
Anonymous
That's cool actually, I felt the pathfinder games were really lacking in this. Wonder if rogue trader will let you send a servo skull into tight places
9 months ago
Anonymous
Wait i had a look at the 5e players handbook and I can't even see anything about familiars listed under sorcerer or wizard, are they in the dungeon masters guide as an alternate rule or something?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Oh I see it's a spell instead of a class feature and an actual summon instead of a transformation of a real animal, seems a lot more powerful for the low low price of 10GP to change it's form as well. and there's one for steeds
you can use shapeshift to get in those holes. the paypig helmet is surprisingly busted because you can shapeshift, then take the helmet off and shapeshift another person, letting your full squad of gnomes through a tiny crack, then turning everyone back.
CAn you send wizards familars to do things? if you take a raven can it talk? does 5e even still have talking raven familars
a wildshaped druid cant even talk so i doubt a raven familiar can.
Do you guys have recs on building Wyll while keeping his class and subclass the same? I want to do his story but I crutch too hard on other companions.
It's the spider b***h from the goblin caves and no those are stock breasts. They're messed up and veiny because I consumed a special mindflayer thing in act 3 that made me half-illithid.
Also >wildshape into displacer beast >fricking fly everywhere, bypassing tons of bullshit in the game like poison swamps and difficult terrain >instant counterspell for more than just gale >expertise in like 8 skills
>want to use Wyll >looks too similar to my own character >already used to some 2 melee/2 spellcaster or 3 melee/1 spellcaster party setups
Guess you're riding the bench with Astarion and the other not really fleshed out late-comer party members for the rest of the game. Sorry. Enjoy your horns bro.
>In lore Mindflayers were shitting themself that someday a Mindflayer is created that actually retains his old lives memory as if its the Anti Christ. >Baldurs Gate 3 got exactly that in the form of the Emperor AND possibly the player character if they fully turn. >That fear isnt brought up once as far as im aware despite its focus on Mindflayers.
>the fricking million ways of trying to go about finding a cure that ultimately achieve nothing and make no overall difference to the central plot they're about
I gave the Hag a couple of good, solid, hard fricking. Like I went into her lair and dealt with her fricking bullshit deliberately. I'm never doing that shit again. Ever. The quest isn't worth the effort, the girl doesn't deserve you working that hard since all she does is cry and moan in your ear about it. Your scathing responses aren't satisfying enough and she got her two older brothers killed by homicidal murder dwarves as she eats spoiled treacle tarts like a moron. Not only is she giving herself food poisoning but she's making herself and the baby suffer, frick.
But most of all? It's just not fun being stun locked. Yeah sure that one lightning spell that keeps you tethered to her lets you always know where she is even when she's invisible but frick me. HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD for eight million turns just saps the fun right out of the fricking experience.
>She auto runs 3 times and you push her in a hole
.....Shit. I wonder if dumping her is as easy as that big homosexual teleporting spider. I shot the web underneath him and it fell for 30 damage, got fricked up and didn't survive the next turn to do anything because it got dogpiled and dickstroyed. I want to see if I can kick the c**t off now.
Frick me I keep bringing Gale places and this Black person just struggles to get shit started or I forget he can teleport so Gale is always tasting the quality of mud in like every part of the map. I like Gay Alistair and all but, frick. He's only there so I'm not constantly bringing waifus with me. Thanks for the Wyll recommendation I'll just take that fricker with me next time.
Yeah pushing people all is a big strategy. I did it to Balthazar too. Shoved him off a cliff. Bye.
Beautiful. I've only ever had three great push successes. Well, two. One was the aforementioned spider, another was when I ran through those dwarves because the myconid mushroom men asked me to. I showed one dwarf like two stories it was hilarious. Dude was being a little c**t with his teleportation and silence. Lae'Zel sparta kicked him for like 32 fricking damage. He hit the ground, got up a turn later, took 2 bleed damage, doubled over and died. I howled like a moron.
The third was when I had to kill Nere. The dwarf who asks you to kill the security orb floating around and plant the charges to detonate the rocks so Nere could exit so he could be jumped got sniped into the fricking lava by an enemy. When the fight was over I was teleported into the lava with him, he spoke for half a second then died and then I had to kill his team who just helped me kill Nere. Super amusing.
>When the fight was over I was teleported into the lava with him, he spoke for half a second then died and then I had to kill his team who just helped me kill Nere. Super amusing.
This sort of bug is surprisingly common, for my part I had Minsc turn hostile after I non-lethaled him for the first time because his cutscene glitched out.
I'm not going to lie, I would have totally bought the game if there wasn't all this odd porn shit shoehorned into it. I'm fine with some, but it's just so insanely excessive.
You can toggle it off. There's a specific box you can check that cuts off romantic interactions and another that makes it so nudity is never an issue. Baldurs Gate 3 is fricking Dragon Age 4. Just go at it with that mentality and you're fine. Also, frick, get it on PC and mod it. I couldn't imagine playing this shit vanilla on a console and genuinely enjoying myself. I've downloaded so many edits to classes that I refuse to go back.
Are there any unique interactions for a Cleric of Tiamat? You'd think a Cleric of a God of Madness who wants to sow chaos in the world would but they wouldn't even let me be a Cleric of Shar so...
I can't get over how good Karlach built for throwing is. Throwing weapons being broken as frick aside, I'm now able to throw medium creatures and I just got through the entire Needle Blight encounter in the shadow lands by shoving and throwing everyone into each other or off a cliff. This shit is legitimately busted.
>waltz up to Shadowheart with my dick hard to listen to her voice as I plan on Elevenlabbing that b***h up after the campaign >her face is ragged and oily like she just finished having a conversation with her irish husband >just beat to shit like she's a recovering meth addict
It's turning me off ngl
No he comes onto you either way, you have to reject him harshly and hes like "oh yeah never mind haha forget i mentioned it it was just a prank oof awwwwkwaaard"
Kind and loving housewife who brags about her huge body count to you and hate you if you do the same.
You're a genuine cuck if you romance her after knowing this
Makes sense yeah. I never judge a girl for her past, only what she does from the point when she meets me.
what the frick really
>Initiates snuck off to have sex sometimes (like normal teens), it is explicitly stated they did this on the dl and it was against the rules >Ganker's reading: AKSHUALLY THEY WERE HAVING ORGIES EVERY NIGHT WITH CHILDREN AND BEARS, IT'S DEGENERATE GOYSLOP THE WEST HAS FALLEN
Why are you like this?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't see the dialogue, that's why I'm asking the anon
9 months ago
Anonymous
you meet her old gf at the end of her personal quest and find their secret spot
9 months ago
Anonymous
wow I think I have brain damage, I found the spot but didn't get they banged each other
9 months ago
Anonymous
They didn't have sex, they were just friends
9 months ago
Anonymous
>have sex sometimes (like normal teens)
groomer begone
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Shadowheart: That kiss we shared wasn't my first, you know. Far from it. >Shadowheart: Lady Shar's initiates...we weren't supposed to have relationships. Or flings. Not even stray trysts. And yet... we found a way >Playername: Is this where you tell me about all your former flames? >Shadowheart: Even if I could remember them, none would withstand comparison to you.
Then she goes on to say how she learned to skirt the rules of "no sex, no love", and states she will use the same method so that you can have sex.
Yeah, not a prostitute whatsoever ;^)
9 months ago
Anonymous
I absolutely need to hear how what you posted supports the position that she's >canonically a slur who had orgies since she was 14.
or deviates from what I said in anyway.
9 months ago
Anonymous
a slur
She’s canonically the word “Black person“ personified?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I was quoting a frothing zoomer
Check the previous thread about her, spoiler alert but Shadowheart is canonically a slur who had orgies since she was 14.
who couldn't proofread before showing everyone how based he was.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, I’m sorry Anon, I didn’t realize.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shar hate virgins
9 months ago
Anonymous
>knows a boy named Reggard or something. >He is her best friend. He is her first lover. >That boy later on troons out and assumes the name Nocturne. >You meet him in the House of Grief in act 3, and he has a female tiefling model. He is voiced by the transsexual "PhilosophyTube" marxist breadtuber. >She was captured by the Mother Superior at age 14. She's been training in the House of Grief for 25 years.
It's likely the writers didn't intend to have her engage in sex right after being initiated into the Cult, but it was while she was young, because according to her memories, after eating the Nedstark mushroom in the Underdark, she was very young when she and her friend would sneak into the secret alcove with the night orchids.
Did you even play the video-game? Also, why did you feel the need to reframe the argument? It's established and crystal clear that she is promiscuous. What age she started having sex makes little difference, and has little bearing to the argument.
9 months ago
Anonymous
She also wants to be fricked by twins and you at the same time.
She's a fricking prostitute pretending to be a good girl
9 months ago
Anonymous
She also wants to be fricked by twins and you at the same time.
She's a fricking prostitute pretending to be a good girl
>Literally an evil cleric talking about her time at evil cleric school >Why isn't she a pure virgin waifu like in my japnese animes
I can't, my sides.
9 months ago
Anonymous
She should act like a bawd if she's a bawd
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Why isn't she a pure virgin waifu like in my japnese animes >violating the tenants of your own god >doesn't get punished
This is some DOGSHIT writing I tell you hwat.
9 months ago
Anonymous
why do you think she has the wound on her hand?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I can tell you but it'd spoiler her story and no, it's not to punish her for fricking other people.
9 months ago
Anonymous
it is though
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shar does punish her, you just don't see it happen.
The mark is Shart's parent's pain being channeled to her which, if you make her go full edge, turns into power after she kills them. The mark links her parents to shart which is why she uses the mark to cause her parent's pain unknowingly when she first meets them
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shar does punish her, you just don't see it happen.
9 months ago
Anonymous
wow she never said that to me wtf, I feel like a cuck now
9 months ago
Anonymous
I don't see orgies mentioned anywhere here.
9 months ago
Anonymous
She continues the discussion, where she mentions how they "trained" to use sex as a weapon, and she trained so much that she is able to untie knots with her tongue.
I took a screenshot, and I posted it in the last thread, but it was immediately deleted because Shadowheart is naked in the background.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>and she trained so much that she is able to untie knots with her tongue
This implies she has done a hefty amount of Frenching, rugmunching, or both.
The Dark Urge playthrough didn't make any sense. Why the FRICK would my allies stick with my after I just give into every single urge possible? >oh no, he stabbed the friendly mindflayer to death >who the frick could've seen this coming!
They literally saw me become an unholy assassin
>Emperor gets mad at me for getting the hammer
Well excuse me for saving literal hope. If he thinks I can't handle the hells then I should be the one mad for what little confidence he has in me.
He's mad because if you use the hammer, Orpheus will likely kill him and you.
Also if Orpheus just fricks off you all get mind slaved. Also he clearly has plans to use orpheus to make more unslaved mindflayers.
Don't think about it too much, Wizards doesn't either.
He's not connected to the hivemind? Why and how are massive integral plot points that basically define the events of the game.
Why the frick couldn't you have just sided with Raphael? I wanted him to turn me into a devil like Wyll was. The WORST part about this game was just how fricking overhyped it was. Paladins and Warlocks were fricking shafted hard, no unique storylines to them. Even the sex scenes were fricking garbage and tamer than shit you'd see on HBO. Was a terrible fricking game, 6/10
It was just softcore/implied shit. You never get to see any of the action because everything is conveniently covered/blocked. I genuinely don't understand why you would bother going that far and not just go all the way
you mean >do you want to see penetration >one of the core aspects of the majority of porn
Game doesn't even have fricking facials. Not even any fetish shit like voyeurism. This is literally more tame than fricking HBO
I told him I was going to rip his head off then went on a great heist in the devil's house, leading to the greatest boss fight, and now I am equipped to frick over the mindflayer, the elder brain, the devils, and the 2 other bad guys.
Anon, I can see that you have taken safe and effective 2nd tadbooster, so there is no reason to not frick the mindflayer. It is beneficial for your health.
DID I FRICK UP MY ROMANCE CHANCES WITH THE DEVIL GIRL?
I didn't get her until after act 1 ended. What's more is after I did her quest with the metals on act 2. After I completed it, she just said "haha this old dead guy was looking at me"
So are you telling me since I missed the kiss scene at the party, I can't romance her at all?
the last I read about neverwinter mindflayers is that they eat brains for nourishment and consider every other living thing a lesser lifeform only fit as cattle
Exception is putting it lightly, the Emperor is basically Illithid Anti Christ called the Adversary, they shit themself at the idea of someone becoming a mindflayer and keeping their old lives memories and consider that scenario the endtimes.
>can't delay your turn >can't ready actions
These two things alone prevent it from being anywhere close to 9/10.
Then you add all the other faults it has and you have a 7/10 at best.
To make the twist more effective. Obviously not gonna mean anything if you spoil yourself on Ganker before even booting the game like a moronic little addict.
That's the worst part, it isn't. The "sex" is the most tact on superficial shit to the point it was only there for fricking baiting coomers. If it's half as modable as skyrim mods will fix it
Do mods not work on the last pirate release? I've been trying to get the extra clothing mod to work and all I get is a massage that it can't be loaded.
>tadpoles
They look like sperm or maggots but alright. Anyway do taking them matter? This is the second time my guardian is crying about me not using them. Feels like I'm walking into a trap for a guaranteed Bad End though.
Boy do I feel sheepish about letting that free fricking power up from the dead dwarf outside of the Owlbear cave slip away because I was too concerned about my allies' fee-fees and the fate of the universe with the flavor text telling me that I "could feel me losing a part of myself I'll never get back".
>Battlemaster Fighter >fly around and hit people 4-5 times every round
Yeah this game is broken now.
A few of the powers are quite useful, but yes you get permanent flying. There's no drawbacks to consuming the worms besides looking like a zombie later on.
The amount of inuendos and gay shit in this game us incredible. Is BG3 a WEG? Its like a minefield where you don't want to get fricked in the ass by a dude.
to be fair if I used twitter daily I would think the same
the "right" on twitter are so far on the extreme that they are hundred times worse than anyone on Ganker, they constantly dox people, make bomb threats, make threats of massacres, make shit up just to get people killed, constantly talk about starting another holocaust, and they do it all just because some dude said its getting too warm, it's fricking insane
Moralgays about killing kids but not about sex. Shaking my fricking head. Either commit to moralhomosexualry or commit to scorning it. Halfway shit is weaksauce.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Moralgays about killing kids but not
Mmmm, standard hypocrisy. How delish.
Moralgays about killing kids but not about sex. Shaking my fricking head. Either commit to moralhomosexualry or commit to scorning it. Halfway shit is weaksauce.
What are you guys talking about? If you raid the grove you can kill the kids
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you lying? The kids are dead the moment you get to their hide out?
Why are you lying?
9 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
What are you guys talking about? If you raid the grove you can kill the kids
Why did you lie just now?
9 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
What are you guys talking about? If you raid the grove you can kill the kids
Hello? Why do you lie to cover for video game companies?
9 months ago
Anonymous
You can intentionally cause the kid to flee knowing the snake will kill her. Unsure if that's an Urge exclusive. Not sure if you can kill the girl tied up to the bhaal altar but I think you can let Orin kill her
I really fricking hate how bg3 made everything just one horny party.
Cross racial fricking wasn't even a thing outside of humans + elves and orcs.
But this game just rapes all the lore because haha sex.
I hate coomers so much for enabling this garbage.
>Cross racial fricking wasn't even a thing outside of humans + elves and orcs. >But this game just rapes all the lore because haha sex.
I'm sorry are you talking about forgotten realms lore? By Ed 'intrafamily orgies are completely normal on faerun actually' Greenwood? I'm not sure Ed 'Elminister's looking to put it into ya' Greenwood would be upset by horny.
Ironic horny is simply too popular now. You see similar posts on this board even from time-to-time. >haha I would have sex with that thing!
Meanwhile, said posters cannot manage an erection in any capacity except masturbation. It is a sad state of affairs.
It's nothing short of amazing how euros keep pushing their vile degeneracy onto the world, and now normies are actually fine with bestiality.
Almost like that ancient saying of "first the gays ask for rights..." thing was true all the time!
10 years ago bestiality sex scenes would get your game banned across the world. 20 years ago homosex scenes would too... I'm sure it's all just a weird coincidence though.
Gods, Russia can't save Europe fast enough
That movie's older than you. I could just have easily posted Ace Ventura pet detective (a beloved family classic).
Stop pearl clutching you teenager.
Yes. It takes time but it works. Just like how naked gun had a literal troony in it, "as a joke".
And look around you now. Trannies everywhere and they're a protected class like everyone else but white straight men.
Russia also has rampant coat hanger abortions and this has been a problem since the 1990s under Yeltsin, an alcoholic moron who destroyed Russia’s economy and prostituted his country out to the West, while also laying the groundwork for the Oligarchy that now governs it.
>muh /misc/ boogeyman
You resetera trannies are not only transparent, you are boring as well >bestiality is just a heckin joke!
Is that why Shadowheart, the companion 99% of the userbase courts, has diolog lines about a MMF threesome with Helsin, where she comments "I am aching with anticipation, let's see how we will tackle helsin in his bear form".
I love that every obvious /misc/cel tries to maintain this idea they're undetectable so long as they don't actually say /misc/, we are (theoretically) all adults here anon.
goddamn election tourists
do you ever talk about anything other than politics?
something tells me that politics is your personality
nobody even uses /misc/ it's filled with resetera tourists
This, just think of what Ganker does these days >constantly crying about whites >schizophrenic obsession with the Ukraine war >degeneracy that has nothing arousing involved, just disgusting shit >ESLgays >the very moment a webm shows manlets being mocked they all start crying >constantly gossiping about social media and having meltdowns over it
All of this points out are short, brown subhumans with no sense of morality, aka the latino creature.
Ceremorphosis atrophies every organ from the host. Mind flayers are herms that drop tadpoles on pools every cycle. Mind flayers have cloacas regardless of gender, unless there's a mind trick going on there.
Then again there was that one time duergar enslaved a female mind flayer in 3e...
This game has the same feel of a random TV series on HBO or STARZ. Serviceable plot, somewhat enjoyable, and way too many out of place and irrelevant sex scenes and nudity.
Is it reasonably possible to genocide everything that lives in this game as a wizard? I've become interested in pirating this game after hearing it talked about, but I don't want to deal with subhumans.
BG4 will have sex scenes between blonde and blue eyed 6 year old white girls and big brown men. As a joke.
And people will cheer for it.
And 10 years after that, brown men raping white little girls will legalized. As reparations for evil white racism towards them.
Ugh, I can't believe we still have to deal with racist whites in 2023. We convinced /misc/ of our worth. It's time to accept it, we are here to stay. Don't like it? Leave.
Mindflayer is fine, he's not up to no good but if you betray him he does a 180 and enslaves himself to the netherbrain for some fricking reason instead of trusting you. Dogshit writing if you ask me
It's so weird, i've played Japanese hentai games where people wanted to frick you less than this game. Who wrote this? I don't think it's bad to have sex and horny characters in games and all but how the frick does this fly in this day and age of puritanical feminist shit?
You're dressed like you want it, accept the tentacle, OBEY
I'm down for illithussy but that's a dude so no thanks
why are you so veiny
Wait until you see the mindflayer's fully detailed wiener.
show me
An optional power up you can get later in the game changes your appearance. It makes the outside of your eyes black and your skin veiny.
Is it actually worth it to eat the bugs? That shit just screamed "get bad ended".
yes, there's 0 repercussions for eating them
there's also 0 bonuis dialogue for not eating them
But my choices matter...
lmao they don't, the only thing that really matters are companion quests and hammer side quest
>lmao they don't
But the marketing department told me so...
I'm sorry bro, hopefully definitive edition fixes it
I guess I'll pirate that one too
>hammer side quest
?
freeing Orpheus
What actually happens if you free him
he joins you for the final battle and emperor fricks off to joins the brain
you can also turn him into a mindflayer since you need one for the final sequence
You know I want to help les'zel free her people from a tyrant but fricking over Bauldrin for no reason is rough.
Can you not just tell them to wait?
>and emperor fricks off to joins the brain
Wow how rude
The big red pill is realizing the emp was never free, it was all the big brains plan to find adventurers to kill his jailers
Sure backfires on him if I decide to control the brain
He's a chill dude to you but not emp
Eating it still gives that character the power, but makes it impossible for your companions to use it afterwards.
Why should I give them to my companions?
I also have no idea why they keep calling it tadpoles even though they look nothing like them.
There are like 2 good powers, the rest are just fluff shit you'll never use because your actual abilities are way stronger.
>There are like 2 good powers
Funny cuz it's true.
Amazing how underwhelming all of this is, from leveling up to SUPER AWESOME illithid powers.
I use the displacer beast form because a ton of enemies shoo it away instead of going aggro, and flight is super OP. As is the counter spell. Black hole comes in handy too. If you did the githyankie quest correctly all your illithid powers are now bonus actions so all this shit stacks on damage. I use a fighter and having a ton of damage on top of mind blast or whatever is just phenomenal. You can do a ton with the unlocked powers to work into combos.
>all your illithid powers are now bonus actions
Excuse me?
I would, but only if he polimorfed in guardian form i made, and stayed that way though act, and until i left.
shit
mkw8
Why. Why the frick anyone would want this shit?
Monsterfrickers want it (and like it.)
I just want to bang monsters man I don't know the 'why' of it
this is a game for mentally ill gay people who want to frick bears.
it shouldn't surprise you.
juxtoposition of the beauty and the beast.
you never identified as a wearwolf destroying a damsals pussy or having tentacles that entered every part of a womans body? If you cant see a woman fricking something as ugly as this guy, what chance do you have of a woman touching you?
Wouldn't a simple ugly bastard fantasy suffice if you are really that unappealing?
occasionally, but youre missing the point of how monsters like this reflect a feeling. like a wearwolf being aggressive, or tentacle monster feeling every part of her body. Theyre a metaphor for how i would behave in bed.
>my character's an elf she speaks draconian and infernal she wield dual blades
>here we fricking go again
>a troll emerges swinging a club: "humans frick off my bridge"
>i roll to seduce the troll with my feminine wiles
Degenerate. Go frick dogs
So fricking dogs to you is less degenerate than having videogame sex with monsters? Interesting
Because his voice is hot and we are connected in a level that isn't the case with any other companion. Plus I just don't care how badly romancing him will frick up the ending because frankly I don't give a shit about the world or its inhabitants. I just want to frick mindflayers (and become one as well, maybe).
Aren't mindflayers supposed to be connected to the hivemind? Why would they have the exact same sexual desires and habits as the regular humanoid races? This feels really weird and completely cheapens the supposed threat and otherness of the mindflayers that BG3 tires to set up for most of the game.
They are but in the lore there are mindflyers that want to practice arcane magic and they are the deviant ones that oppose the elder mind seeking a longer life and freedom.
I’m mad there’s no option for them to have the guardian form to frick. The form I custom created to waifu
There is anon, in act 3 say you prefer that form.
fuuuuck
He's not connected to the hivemind? Why and how are massive integral plot points that basically define the events of the game.
Don't think about it too much, Wizards doesn't either.
The hivemind is an aoe that exist on a 5 mile radius around the elder brain. Otherwise mindflayers have a fully fledged personallity and can even act against the colony will in some cases
Women.
>He doesnt frick monsters
go play fortnite or something
Have you seen the current state of Western society?
its an entertaining experience lulz haha
millennials
That's funny
>that hair
>that face
>that make up
i literally made the same character and i see same faces popping up in threads. why?
There's like 6 faces per race.
>why?
It's no dragon's dogma
game has some of the most restrictful customization options in a modern RPG's. It's MMO tier and by MMO I mean WoW tier
>this humanoid's mouth is where it's jaw is
Phew really needed an intelligence check and deep knowledge of history on that one
Yes what a convenient history class that turned out to be
Is this a porn game? Genuine question.
Yes, a very bad one
Most expensive WEG
Kinda, the sex scenes only show boob or soft genitals before anything is happening
softcore with no penetration showing
Only if you want to make it one, such as OP despite his protests
No, only thing it haves is nude character models, i have no fricking clue where these tards find these scenes, im 80h in, nobody even kissed my character let alone sucked his knob, i start to think all this "sex game" bullshit is psyop
>anon is an incel even in video games
I will now buy your game
Are those freckles or is this b***h dirty/wounded? Give your b***h a potion homie.
Oh, ew. Yeah I'm too vain to go for more than like 4-5 Illythilly powers if they make me look like shit like that.
based devs appealing to my fetishes
This would be hot if it was way less consensual or at least he gave it to you hard. Softcore Erotica is so cringe.
>I want to rape and feel raped
Oh, you.
Yes, and?
>ARGHHH TENTACLE SEX WITH MONSTER MAN
>but it's lovey dovey vanilla 🙂
Yes. Consent is cringe
just frick the incubus for that, face expressions are pretty nice
Monster rape is generic though, consensual softcore monster porn is the shit that's actually rare to come by.
There is nothing more erotic than consensual sex
Nonconsensual sex
For someone claiming you don't want it you sure are bawdting it up
Do NOT victim shame me right now.
You are no victim you little hussy
>Ilithids having consensual sex
The hell?
this game seems pretty based lmao
There is no such thing as consent in the world of mind controlling brainworms.
What if the brainworm and it's influence would've been your choices without the influence? Would you be effectively messing those decisions then?
The people writting this don't play rpg, they just larp sex on children mmos
The Emperor (who may actually be Balduran - yes that Balduran) broke away from the elder brain through happenstance centuries ago and recovered "his" personality.
So basically the emperor has been a pretty lonely squid for the last few hundred years and during these dream sequences, if you're kind and empathetic, he wonders if there was some kind of romantic connection involved. To larians credit it doesn't come out of nowhere since you need to hold his hand and hold him in comfort before this point to get him to ask (he's in a humanoid form during these initial dreams btw).
It wasn't happenstance, his drgonbro saved him (through what I assume was dragonfrickery).
how do 99% of players miss the dialogue where he drops the mask and says "make no mistake, you're my puppet."? it just proves that you'll believe anything you're told and deserve to have your brain eaten
Mindflayers don't have genders they spawn tadpoles every once in awhile like a woman on period.
>there's actually a proper monster male romance option in this game
Please, for the LOVE OF FRICKING GOD, tell me it's an actual romance option and not just some shitty one-off sex scene.
It's a one-off sex scene. Also it's not a real mind flyer and it will make you puke when you learn who that is. Larian has no soul.
God damn it, man.
I can't have shit.
>it will make you puke when you learn who that is. Larian has no soul.
wut
do you just really hate pirates or something
It's balduran. The mindflayer.
yeah, I know
why does that make you puke and say Larian has no soul
do you just have a weak stomach or something
You know why it's shit? Because mindflayers live only 100 years and Balduran has been missing for 300. And no there is no way around it except becoming a lich(which he isn't)
Nightsinger
how is Minsc alive
Petrification
He was turned to stone and during a magical event 120 years later, was cured. This is a wotc thing, not Larian.
No one's ever really gone.
Pretty sure there is no time in the Astral plane.
It's like 20 years since I played it but didn't the Bhaalspawn find Balduran's grave on (the aptly named) Balduran's Isle in the BG1 expansion?
Did he find a body inside it though?
Well, We''re waiting. Who is it?
It's Baldur's Gate III in person. unironically
kek the wikis are already updated to include this in the first line.
What an absolute travesty.
Its a tragedy for the Absolute, yes.
It's just a tragedy overall. Has the same weird vibes as the new star wars movies just killing off the old crew or making them jaded and bitter.
Indiana Jones got a better ending kek.
It's such a specifically left leaning way to end a sequel that came out 20 years after the back to back entries that were intentionally designed.
>It's such a specifically left leaning way to end a sequel
oh youre just a schizo then, my bad.
hes prolly just really strong. Wizards can live forever if theyre high enough level, even if their race is short-lived (not sayinh hes a wizard, just an example)
>hes prolly just really strong.
Lich or it breaks the setting.
>it breaks the setting
No.
Stop acting like a child.
What makes you say that. Though it doesn't really matter if they can or cannot.
No. They should get better writers.
Solemn Judgment!!!
Alhoon, technically
It doesn't though?
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Clone#content
mindflayers can't cast arcane magic without becoming liches.
It's Balduran the founder of Baldur's Gate.
I, should of remained ignorant. But I asked and you delivered, I thank you either way.
What a fricking ripoff.
The past must die!
All your heroes are actually horrible people!
Look how this role model from your childhood is a bitter old man now!
Make way for the new age!
Just become the monster male yourself
I want to romance one, not be one.
>act 2
>had some normal conversations (I feel) with Gale
>suddenly wants to talk
>rambles on about how great I look in the shadow light or whatever and that he cant wait to frick me
>no option to tell him to frick off/ I am not gay/ stop the """""romance""""""
are the devs fricking brain damaged or what, this stuff is alright but why cant I shut this trash down as a player, like what
I was 100% sure Gale was straight with how he can't shut about wanting to frick Mystra again.
Me too. And I'm all for that. Like, if anything I wanna hear more and just encourage the homie to follow his dreams. Not follow behind me all close.
Anon by now you should have realized this is a porn game
>my reaction to this encounter
People have been throwing around the term "weg" a lot in these threads but this genuinely looks like a screenshot from a weg.
The game only have like 1 romance scene with every companion, other than that there's barely any "horny" stuff at all.
just like a weg then?
Wrong, I'm getting my second night of violent frog sex right now.
the 2nd scene is literally fade to black tier
>The game only have like 1 romance scene with every companion, other than that there's barely any "horny" stuff at all.
There's literally a 5 minute explicit scene of a red succubus riding your wiener in Raphael's mansion in full detail, as in you see her ass bouncing on your groin, while the narrator gives a detailed account of the situation and the immense pleasure your character is feeling.
The point of that scene is the incubus is trying to kill you through sex (as they are want to do), which is why its longer and more interactive then the other sex scenes
Each companion has three romance scenes, two of which can be sex scenes based on what I've seen. Halsin only has one (the bear breaking), you can frick an incubus as above who tries to suck your soul out of your wiener a succubus and a mindflayer.
If this game was a WEG I'd be let down.
>If this game was a WEG I'd be let down.
so its a proper WEG then
Bro you can also see your character's flaccid wiener just sitting there and the incubus is bouncing on nothing but air like some 2 am cinemax movie.
Your game was bugged out, because the scene wasn't like that when I saw it
The game has no erect wieners in it so you didn't see shit. There's a video on Youtube showing exactly what I'm saying about 4:30 in.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64d3e15ecea5a
The scene is right here. You can see her riding and grinding on your guy in full detail at 3:20
Are you fricking disabled bro? Great full detail.
Here's the fricking flaccid wiener just like you were told
Another view of flaccid wiener and the incubus riding air, so now is this guy's video bugged too or are you done proving how much of a fricking moron you are?
>full detail
>anything showing penetration is completely cut out
>all the zoom outs that shows the dick shows that it's literally the flaccid model
Are you fricking kidding me man? what kind of cope is this
I call BS. Even in the minthara sex scene your dick is flaccid. NOTHING is fricking animated in the sex scenes when it comes to genitals.
>go back to camp after a lot of fighting
>characters are visibly damaged because of that fighting
>start long rest
>cutscene time!
>all the characters are bruised and battered and my romantic interest looks like a beaten housewife
Strange choice to not heal the characters to full before camp scenes
They look half illithid not like they're bruised lmao. Stop beating your wife.
That part is optional and only happens in act 3.
>all of his companions are corrupted to frick
What the frick dude
Why do you have shadow Dio in your party?
arent mindflayer bodies supposed to be soft, gelatinous and weak? dude looks ripped
Because that's what girls want
Dude is an adventurer who managed to slay a dragon with a sword in such form.
Most mind flayers don't lift, this guy does.
Yeah, his workout montage near the end of act 3 really solidified this game as my choice for Game of the Year.
Get the no romance mod on nexus. This game is an embarrassment.
Can you actually frick it? Or is it just fake out?
Because I have jerked it to mindflayer porn before...
pedophile game and they aren't being subtle about it.
I don't even think onirism outright starts spewing pedo lines like this. Disgusting.
>Good job scamming people!
>Karlach wtf don't endorse criminal activity..
>FRICK OFF SOLDIER, ACAB!
Thieflings truly are the Black folk of dnd
Hey anon, you like Baldur's Gate 3, right?
Well then you should play 5e the tabletop game! It's fun! You can use Roll20 or Tabletop Sim and pirate all of the printed content and play online for free!
And then you can come join us on /tg/ to talk about it too!
>and pirate all of the printed content and play online for free!
sorry, but since im a 5e fan im too dumb for the trove
just give me the mega
there's 5etools! and it's integrated directly into r20 with browser extensions! you don't even need to use the trove
>too dumb for the trove
I miss when it was just an easy to access site
>Well then you should play 5e the tabletop game!
with who
w-with me
sure, post ur handle bro
uh, on what
beats me
Hentaifoundry, duh!
Do people actually enjoy this goyslop
People isn't the main audience for it, so no.
How do I get rid of spell rot
>Get rot
>It recycles itself from 20 second cooldown to 25-seconds
>just my Monk failing check after check after check
>lasts fricking forever
>going with an optimal build for Shadowheart this time to make her not feel/play like such shit so I don't that Level 2 Cure Wounds move or whatever. You know, the spell that lets the tiefling Pandirna stand up again after drinking the potion from the Hag and being left in the storeroom.
Kill me
>Jumped into the storage room from the back
>Confronted by pandirna
>"Sure I'll fix your legs" as I'm a paladin and shadowheart is with me
>No lay on hands charges, no magic charges, no potions.
>Try to leave and come back after getting my magic back, now can't fix her because she calls the guards.
Frick
>go to magic tower in Underdark
>literally nothing but like 4 pewpew turrets and some robo Black folk loitering at the top that don't do anything if you just read a couple of books in the tower, have a poem-off with a robot and get a gay hug.
Frick was the point of all that?
I'm sure there is a hidden cellar, but you need to be tiny to enter via some small opening on the side of the tower.
Might have to go back there some time
Can't if you start act 3, as it locks you out from the rest of the game.
You get locked out before that, when you enter the Shadowfell is when all of act 1 is locked out.
Not true, you can still travel there by fast traveling. That option is gone via act 3.
You dont, equip the ring the robot drops, it lets you take the elevator into the secret basement.
Frick, how's the ring called?
Might have sold it...
Guidance or something, it got the Light spell on it.
somehow you need to understand that you need to put secret nomagic flower into the elevator thingy. and if you killed all nomagic flowers, then you will have some broblems.
Oh yeah. There's a shit ton of holes like that. I'll never fricking roll a Gnome and I've only found like one potion that turns me into a tiny gas cloud which I assume is what's necessary to get into those passages. What a neat and also super gay way of ensuring people re-roll to see what's in those rooms.
I thought the game is smart and tried to send Scratch inside of course he can't do it. Super polished product guys.
>tried to send Scratch
I completely forgot you can summon him and I'm almost finished Act 1. Does he find anything useful at all?
It's just a high perception roll. If you characters have a higher perception you don't need him at all.
How do you even summon Scratch? Only options I get is to pet him and throw a ball.
CAn you send wizards familars to do things? if you take a raven can it talk? does 5e even still have talking raven familars
>familiars
OOOOHHH. So that's their purpose in the game? I was wondering why the frick anyone would take that as a skill.
I haven't played this game i'm just asking if it does have stuff where the familiar is an actual character, it never shows up as more than stats in the pathfinder games, but I don't know what the 5e mechanics for familars are anyway
yeah you can send familiars around to do stuff independently. they all have their own specialty, like the cat meows and makes everyone nearby group up around it so you can use it to sneak by people or setup nasty ambushes.
That's cool actually, I felt the pathfinder games were really lacking in this. Wonder if rogue trader will let you send a servo skull into tight places
Wait i had a look at the 5e players handbook and I can't even see anything about familiars listed under sorcerer or wizard, are they in the dungeon masters guide as an alternate rule or something?
Oh I see it's a spell instead of a class feature and an actual summon instead of a transformation of a real animal, seems a lot more powerful for the low low price of 10GP to change it's form as well. and there's one for steeds
In tabletop familiars can use the Help action to give your melee dudes advantage, if they can't do that in BG3 it's shitty
they cant. theyre even better.
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Find_Familiar
you can use shapeshift to get in those holes. the paypig helmet is surprisingly busted because you can shapeshift, then take the helmet off and shapeshift another person, letting your full squad of gnomes through a tiny crack, then turning everyone back.
a wildshaped druid cant even talk so i doubt a raven familiar can.
>the paypig helmet is surprisingly busted because you can shapeshift, then take the helmet off and shapeshift another person,
My man!
Do you guys have recs on building Wyll while keeping his class and subclass the same? I want to do his story but I crutch too hard on other companions.
what outfit is that and are those modded breasts?
It's the spider b***h from the goblin caves and no those are stock breasts. They're messed up and veiny because I consumed a special mindflayer thing in act 3 that made me half-illithid.
Only like 5 of those powers are even worth it. Why are you making yourself ugly?
Did you not see what they do for ability checks?
Fall damage, something about making fall damage better, something about if you're attacked you get an advantage...
No? What am I missing?
Also
>wildshape into displacer beast
>fricking fly everywhere, bypassing tons of bullshit in the game like poison swamps and difficult terrain
>instant counterspell for more than just gale
>expertise in like 8 skills
My illithid bard was a lean mean counterspell machine. Very few enemy spells hit me in act 3.
It literally lets you fly, one of the most busted things ever, especially on a thief
>Battlemaster Fighter
>fly around and hit people 4-5 times every round
Yeah this game is broken now.
>want to use Wyll
>looks too similar to my own character
>already used to some 2 melee/2 spellcaster or 3 melee/1 spellcaster party setups
Guess you're riding the bench with Astarion and the other not really fleshed out late-comer party members for the rest of the game. Sorry. Enjoy your horns bro.
>In lore Mindflayers were shitting themself that someday a Mindflayer is created that actually retains his old lives memory as if its the Anti Christ.
>Baldurs Gate 3 got exactly that in the form of the Emperor AND possibly the player character if they fully turn.
>That fear isnt brought up once as far as im aware despite its focus on Mindflayers.
So that "prophecy" is just hot air, right?
dont forget that one mindflayer in the underdark from the society of suckmuhdiqq or something
>the fricking million ways of trying to go about finding a cure that ultimately achieve nothing and make no overall difference to the central plot they're about
I gave the Hag a couple of good, solid, hard fricking. Like I went into her lair and dealt with her fricking bullshit deliberately. I'm never doing that shit again. Ever. The quest isn't worth the effort, the girl doesn't deserve you working that hard since all she does is cry and moan in your ear about it. Your scathing responses aren't satisfying enough and she got her two older brothers killed by homicidal murder dwarves as she eats spoiled treacle tarts like a moron. Not only is she giving herself food poisoning but she's making herself and the baby suffer, frick.
But most of all? It's just not fun being stun locked. Yeah sure that one lightning spell that keeps you tethered to her lets you always know where she is even when she's invisible but frick me. HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD for eight million turns just saps the fun right out of the fricking experience.
just kill her before she goes in the lair
She auto runs 3 times and you push her in a hole. Skill issue.
>She auto runs 3 times and you push her in a hole
.....Shit. I wonder if dumping her is as easy as that big homosexual teleporting spider. I shot the web underneath him and it fell for 30 damage, got fricked up and didn't survive the next turn to do anything because it got dogpiled and dickstroyed. I want to see if I can kick the c**t off now.
I just replaced gale with wyll and eldritched blast that mother fricker
Frick me I keep bringing Gale places and this Black person just struggles to get shit started or I forget he can teleport so Gale is always tasting the quality of mud in like every part of the map. I like Gay Alistair and all but, frick. He's only there so I'm not constantly bringing waifus with me. Thanks for the Wyll recommendation I'll just take that fricker with me next time.
Beautiful. I've only ever had three great push successes. Well, two. One was the aforementioned spider, another was when I ran through those dwarves because the myconid mushroom men asked me to. I showed one dwarf like two stories it was hilarious. Dude was being a little c**t with his teleportation and silence. Lae'Zel sparta kicked him for like 32 fricking damage. He hit the ground, got up a turn later, took 2 bleed damage, doubled over and died. I howled like a moron.
The third was when I had to kill Nere. The dwarf who asks you to kill the security orb floating around and plant the charges to detonate the rocks so Nere could exit so he could be jumped got sniped into the fricking lava by an enemy. When the fight was over I was teleported into the lava with him, he spoke for half a second then died and then I had to kill his team who just helped me kill Nere. Super amusing.
>When the fight was over I was teleported into the lava with him, he spoke for half a second then died and then I had to kill his team who just helped me kill Nere. Super amusing.
This sort of bug is surprisingly common, for my part I had Minsc turn hostile after I non-lethaled him for the first time because his cutscene glitched out.
Yeah pushing people all is a big strategy. I did it to Balthazar too. Shoved him off a cliff. Bye.
Balthazar i just casted Tarshas on so he couldnt call the zombies and clobbered him, reapplied and killed him.
If only there was a level 1 spell you could cast in game with 100% accuracy that can easily kill all the illusions...
Dabbed on the tentussy first chance I got.
I'm not going to lie, I would have totally bought the game if there wasn't all this odd porn shit shoehorned into it. I'm fine with some, but it's just so insanely excessive.
You can turn it off man.
You can toggle it off. There's a specific box you can check that cuts off romantic interactions and another that makes it so nudity is never an issue. Baldurs Gate 3 is fricking Dragon Age 4. Just go at it with that mentality and you're fine. Also, frick, get it on PC and mod it. I couldn't imagine playing this shit vanilla on a console and genuinely enjoying myself. I've downloaded so many edits to classes that I refuse to go back.
Are there any unique interactions for a Cleric of Tiamat? You'd think a Cleric of a God of Madness who wants to sow chaos in the world would but they wouldn't even let me be a Cleric of Shar so...
I can't get over how good Karlach built for throwing is. Throwing weapons being broken as frick aside, I'm now able to throw medium creatures and I just got through the entire Needle Blight encounter in the shadow lands by shoving and throwing everyone into each other or off a cliff. This shit is legitimately busted.
Just wait for act 3, theres a legendary trident that on throw does also AOE AND automatically returns.
I find it funny that Ganker always demanded sex in their games and praised monster breeding games. But somehow Baldur's Gate 3 is "degenerate"
>waltz up to Shadowheart with my dick hard to listen to her voice as I plan on Elevenlabbing that b***h up after the campaign
>her face is ragged and oily like she just finished having a conversation with her irish husband
>just beat to shit like she's a recovering meth addict
It's turning me off ngl
Sorry, I don't plays WEGs.
He's so good at sex it will mindflay you
His pickup lines must be good.
>The dick tentacle eye-cum monster
Oh you nasty c**t stop flying away and having multiple actions per turn.
it seems like every single one of these encounters has the same 3 options
>frick it
>frick it slightly different
>tell it to frick off
Yes because the shitposters have not taken the screen shots of the three previous choices where you can not talk about fricking the mindflayer.
No he comes onto you either way, you have to reject him harshly and hes like "oh yeah never mind haha forget i mentioned it it was just a prank oof awwwwkwaaard"
Wait, is this a mod or is this really in the vanilla game?
>is this really in the vanilla game?
yes, the game is really horny.
Damn, so it really is a softcore WEG. That's embarrassing.
how did witcher 3 succeed in this aspect so well while bg3 failed so hard?
It didn't have males hitting on you so people didn't start whining like morons because the guys behave exactly like the girls regarding sex?
maybe pick the option to deny then
I would if it was more feminine and had a female voice. It's just gay otherwise
You WILL frick the mindflayer
Every character that makes homosexual comments to me gets killed.
>Westerners released AAA game with romancable and frickable tentacle monster before the Japanese did
How will the Japanese respond?
is there a tentacle woman too?
>Durge playthrough
>give into my urges every single time
>at the final stretch
>defy Bhaal
>then kill myself
get fricked Bhaal, this is schizo country
How do you guys cope with the fact that Shadowheart is one the biggest prostitutes in gaming history ?
She is kind and loving housewife.
Kind and loving housewife who brags about her huge body count to you and hate you if you do the same.
You're a genuine cuck if you romance her after knowing this
Doubt it
Check the previous thread about her, spoiler alert but Shadowheart is canonically a slur who had orgies since she was 14.
>Shar
Makes sense yeah. I never judge a girl for her past, only what she does from the point when she meets me.
what the frick really
>Initiates snuck off to have sex sometimes (like normal teens), it is explicitly stated they did this on the dl and it was against the rules
>Ganker's reading: AKSHUALLY THEY WERE HAVING ORGIES EVERY NIGHT WITH CHILDREN AND BEARS, IT'S DEGENERATE GOYSLOP THE WEST HAS FALLEN
Why are you like this?
I didn't see the dialogue, that's why I'm asking the anon
you meet her old gf at the end of her personal quest and find their secret spot
wow I think I have brain damage, I found the spot but didn't get they banged each other
They didn't have sex, they were just friends
>have sex sometimes (like normal teens)
groomer begone
>Shadowheart: That kiss we shared wasn't my first, you know. Far from it.
>Shadowheart: Lady Shar's initiates...we weren't supposed to have relationships. Or flings. Not even stray trysts. And yet... we found a way
>Playername: Is this where you tell me about all your former flames?
>Shadowheart: Even if I could remember them, none would withstand comparison to you.
Then she goes on to say how she learned to skirt the rules of "no sex, no love", and states she will use the same method so that you can have sex.
Yeah, not a prostitute whatsoever ;^)
I absolutely need to hear how what you posted supports the position that she's
>canonically a slur who had orgies since she was 14.
or deviates from what I said in anyway.
a slur
She’s canonically the word “Black person“ personified?
I was quoting a frothing zoomer
who couldn't proofread before showing everyone how based he was.
Oh, I’m sorry Anon, I didn’t realize.
Shar hate virgins
>knows a boy named Reggard or something.
>He is her best friend. He is her first lover.
>That boy later on troons out and assumes the name Nocturne.
>You meet him in the House of Grief in act 3, and he has a female tiefling model. He is voiced by the transsexual "PhilosophyTube" marxist breadtuber.
>She was captured by the Mother Superior at age 14. She's been training in the House of Grief for 25 years.
It's likely the writers didn't intend to have her engage in sex right after being initiated into the Cult, but it was while she was young, because according to her memories, after eating the Nedstark mushroom in the Underdark, she was very young when she and her friend would sneak into the secret alcove with the night orchids.
Did you even play the video-game? Also, why did you feel the need to reframe the argument? It's established and crystal clear that she is promiscuous. What age she started having sex makes little difference, and has little bearing to the argument.
She also wants to be fricked by twins and you at the same time.
She's a fricking prostitute pretending to be a good girl
>Literally an evil cleric talking about her time at evil cleric school
>Why isn't she a pure virgin waifu like in my japnese animes
I can't, my sides.
She should act like a bawd if she's a bawd
>Why isn't she a pure virgin waifu like in my japnese animes
>violating the tenants of your own god
>doesn't get punished
This is some DOGSHIT writing I tell you hwat.
why do you think she has the wound on her hand?
I can tell you but it'd spoiler her story and no, it's not to punish her for fricking other people.
it is though
The mark is Shart's parent's pain being channeled to her which, if you make her go full edge, turns into power after she kills them. The mark links her parents to shart which is why she uses the mark to cause her parent's pain unknowingly when she first meets them
Shar does punish her, you just don't see it happen.
wow she never said that to me wtf, I feel like a cuck now
I don't see orgies mentioned anywhere here.
She continues the discussion, where she mentions how they "trained" to use sex as a weapon, and she trained so much that she is able to untie knots with her tongue.
I took a screenshot, and I posted it in the last thread, but it was immediately deleted because Shadowheart is naked in the background.
>and she trained so much that she is able to untie knots with her tongue
This implies she has done a hefty amount of Frenching, rugmunching, or both.
>hate you if you do the same.
wrong
You romance the better girl in the game, who is Karlach.
How much demon pipe was layed down into that pussy? She was the succubus queens personal attack dog (lvl 1), what exactly do you think her job was?
But can you kill it? It has huge guts.
ya
The Dark Urge playthrough didn't make any sense. Why the FRICK would my allies stick with my after I just give into every single urge possible?
>oh no, he stabbed the friendly mindflayer to death
>who the frick could've seen this coming!
They literally saw me become an unholy assassin
they trusted the plan
I don't get why you mind control your companions, half of them seem like they were on board with controlling the brain
>tfw just finished Hope's quest
jesus, it seemed scary at the end until I saw she had some broken spells to use
I guess she gave me hope
Down comes the claw
>Emperor gets mad at me for getting the hammer
Well excuse me for saving literal hope. If he thinks I can't handle the hells then I should be the one mad for what little confidence he has in me.
How do you get sneak into his house?
Devil's Fee shop in the lower city.
He's mad because if you use the hammer, Orpheus will likely kill him and you.
Also if Orpheus just fricks off you all get mind slaved. Also he clearly has plans to use orpheus to make more unslaved mindflayers.
He's not connected to the hivemind? Why and how are massive integral plot points that basically define the events of the game.
Why the frick couldn't you have just sided with Raphael? I wanted him to turn me into a devil like Wyll was. The WORST part about this game was just how fricking overhyped it was. Paladins and Warlocks were fricking shafted hard, no unique storylines to them. Even the sex scenes were fricking garbage and tamer than shit you'd see on HBO. Was a terrible fricking game, 6/10
>Siding with devils
gtfo
Better a devil than a fricking mindflayer
>Even the sex scenes were fricking garbage and tamer than shit you'd see on HBO
Minthara and incubus ones were ok
It was just softcore/implied shit. You never get to see any of the action because everything is conveniently covered/blocked. I genuinely don't understand why you would bother going that far and not just go all the way
>It was just softcore/implied shit.
>cowgirl riding is softcore/implied
Did you want to look at a dick or what
you mean
>do you want to see penetration
>one of the core aspects of the majority of porn
Game doesn't even have fricking facials. Not even any fetish shit like voyeurism. This is literally more tame than fricking HBO
This is most tame cinematic high budget rpg i played.
Do these schizos played mass effect or dragon age?
maybe just play a porn game at that point
Wittiest Larian defender everyone
Everyone who said Act 3 is short is a god damn liar
People were saying Act 2 is the short one, with 3 being likely the largesr.
Right now it feels like 3>1>2 in terms of length
I told him I was going to rip his head off then went on a great heist in the devil's house, leading to the greatest boss fight, and now I am equipped to frick over the mindflayer, the elder brain, the devils, and the 2 other bad guys.
How do you get into his house?
Anon, I can see that you have taken safe and effective 2nd tadbooster, so there is no reason to not frick the mindflayer. It is beneficial for your health.
>The tadpole is technically a mindflayer child
>technically pedophilia
it's a elaborate hentai romancing game, poured into a turnbased rpg.
pathetic goyslop.
Monsterfrickers we won
op is once again a colossal gayot
Looks like shit
>dude monster but not really it's just a generic anime girl lol
Coward
DID I FRICK UP MY ROMANCE CHANCES WITH THE DEVIL GIRL?
I didn't get her until after act 1 ended. What's more is after I did her quest with the metals on act 2. After I completed it, she just said "haha this old dead guy was looking at me"
So are you telling me since I missed the kiss scene at the party, I can't romance her at all?
the last I read about neverwinter mindflayers is that they eat brains for nourishment and consider every other living thing a lesser lifeform only fit as cattle
what happened
They still do.
The one in OP's pic is just an exception to the hivemind rule, that's it.
Exception is putting it lightly, the Emperor is basically Illithid Anti Christ called the Adversary, they shit themself at the idea of someone becoming a mindflayer and keeping their old lives memories and consider that scenario the endtimes.
>can't delay your turn
>can't ready actions
These two things alone prevent it from being anywhere close to 9/10.
Then you add all the other faults it has and you have a 7/10 at best.
Where the frick is the Orin x Slayer or Slayer x Slayer murder sex rape porn?
still mad you couldn't bang her
What did the Lord of Murder mean by this?
Death by Broly asscheek strangulation.
I definitely don't remember it looking like that in BG2...
Bhaal's gonna sneed you.
Slayer Culo
So what was the point of letting us customize the guardian for like 2 cutscenes
To make the twist more effective. Obviously not gonna mean anything if you spoil yourself on Ganker before even booting the game like a moronic little addict.
>To make the twist more effective.
every companion literally says it's an illithid trick
Please tell me she's frickable.
she is dead bro
let her go
Why
Is this whole game just DUDE SEX LMAO? It's all I see posted about it.
It isn't. It's the only thing that gets posted on Ganker.
That's the worst part, it isn't. The "sex" is the most tact on superficial shit to the point it was only there for fricking baiting coomers. If it's half as modable as skyrim mods will fix it
noo dont flay me haha
Do mods not work on the last pirate release? I've been trying to get the extra clothing mod to work and all I get is a massage that it can't be loaded.
>tadpoles
They look like sperm or maggots but alright. Anyway do taking them matter? This is the second time my guardian is crying about me not using them. Feels like I'm walking into a trap for a guaranteed Bad End though.
>Anyway do taking them matter?
Apparently not. Because lol larian.
Boy do I feel sheepish about letting that free fricking power up from the dead dwarf outside of the Owlbear cave slip away because I was too concerned about my allies' fee-fees and the fate of the universe with the flavor text telling me that I "could feel me losing a part of myself I'll never get back".
Shit you can FLY?
A few of the powers are quite useful, but yes you get permanent flying. There's no drawbacks to consuming the worms besides looking like a zombie later on.
Dare I re-roll a for a 6th time before finishing Act 1?
>Dare I re-roll a for a 6th time before finishing Act 1?
just eat the worms, there's 2 more acts dude
Why, there's plenty of tadpoles to eat around.
You can't fart without hitting one of them suckas.
He is only person I had sexual relationship in the game.
Fun game.
Plagiarism isn't good.
The amount of inuendos and gay shit in this game us incredible. Is BG3 a WEG? Its like a minefield where you don't want to get fricked in the ass by a dude.
>Is BG3 a WEG?
Absolutely
What the frick is wrong with this game? Why is every interaction about sex?
Let deviants make something and they'll make a deviant product,
to be fair if I used twitter daily I would think the same
the "right" on twitter are so far on the extreme that they are hundred times worse than anyone on Ganker, they constantly dox people, make bomb threats, make threats of massacres, make shit up just to get people killed, constantly talk about starting another holocaust, and they do it all just because some dude said its getting too warm, it's fricking insane
>T. were all "omg which companion am I going to fugg XD" before they became /misc/-Black folk with brainrot
So they grew up?
>/pol/-Black folk
>growing up
Kek yeah sure you did, if anything you just became mentally ill
>Growing up
>Becoming /misc/aks
>Specifically with brainrot
Does not compute
>>T
Yeah, T.
As in "Tourist, get the frick out".
moronic Moralhomosexuals so thoroughly btfoed they have to cope like this
>moronic Moralhomosexuals
Indeed, the ones who don't let you kill thiefling kids in the game.
Yes, killing kids in videogames is based
Indeed, shame larian doesn't allow it because they're moralgays.
Moralgays about killing kids but not about sex. Shaking my fricking head. Either commit to moralhomosexualry or commit to scorning it. Halfway shit is weaksauce.
>Moralgays about killing kids but not
Mmmm, standard hypocrisy. How delish.
At least you can slaughter Goblin children.
Because there's no difference between kids and adult goblins
What are you guys talking about? If you raid the grove you can kill the kids
Why are you lying? The kids are dead the moment you get to their hide out?
Why are you lying?
Why did you lie just now?
Hello? Why do you lie to cover for video game companies?
You can intentionally cause the kid to flee knowing the snake will kill her. Unsure if that's an Urge exclusive. Not sure if you can kill the girl tied up to the bhaal altar but I think you can let Orin kill her
That's still not killing the thieflind kids.
I really fricking hate how bg3 made everything just one horny party.
Cross racial fricking wasn't even a thing outside of humans + elves and orcs.
But this game just rapes all the lore because haha sex.
I hate coomers so much for enabling this garbage.
>Cross racial fricking wasn't even a thing outside of humans + elves and orcs.
>But this game just rapes all the lore because haha sex.
I'm sorry are you talking about forgotten realms lore? By Ed 'intrafamily orgies are completely normal on faerun actually' Greenwood? I'm not sure Ed 'Elminister's looking to put it into ya' Greenwood would be upset by horny.
Ironic horny is simply too popular now. You see similar posts on this board even from time-to-time.
>haha I would have sex with that thing!
Meanwhile, said posters cannot manage an erection in any capacity except masturbation. It is a sad state of affairs.
what next, some schizo theory that Shadowheart banged her dad because he doesn't tell you what she did to him
suddenly all those "crazy religious zealots" from the middle ages seem sane
It's nothing short of amazing how euros keep pushing their vile degeneracy onto the world, and now normies are actually fine with bestiality.
Almost like that ancient saying of "first the gays ask for rights..." thing was true all the time!
>Bogeymanposting
10 years ago bestiality sex scenes would get your game banned across the world. 20 years ago homosex scenes would too... I'm sure it's all just a weird coincidence though.
Gods, Russia can't save Europe fast enough
>Russia
>Save Europe
LMAO. This homosexual really just said “Based Mother Russia will save Europa” completely unironically.
Russia is filled with aids and drugs so your so called based nation is but a delusion created by morons
>Source? NATO of course!
Yes. It takes time but it works. Just like how naked gun had a literal troony in it, "as a joke".
And look around you now. Trannies everywhere and they're a protected class like everyone else but white straight men.
? NATO of course!
Hahaha.
Done.
Russia also has rampant coat hanger abortions and this has been a problem since the 1990s under Yeltsin, an alcoholic moron who destroyed Russia’s economy and prostituted his country out to the West, while also laying the groundwork for the Oligarchy that now governs it.
>Trannies everywhere
do you live in a gay neighborhood or something anon? They're 1.4% of the population of burgerstan
Kill la have a nice day homosexual.
He could live in the physical manifestation of hell on earth, California.
>California out of nowhere
Done.
yeah so why is america the centre of all this shit
We've circled back to
>bestiality jokes never happened before now
Prerelease cope.
/pol lost.
>Webm
What the frick is that from?
Jokes is the first step to normalizing degeneracy. Of course they started with jokes
That movie's older than you. I could just have easily posted Ace Ventura pet detective (a beloved family classic).
Stop pearl clutching you teenager.
>muh /misc/ boogeyman
You resetera trannies are not only transparent, you are boring as well
>bestiality is just a heckin joke!
Is that why Shadowheart, the companion 99% of the userbase courts, has diolog lines about a MMF threesome with Helsin, where she comments "I am aching with anticipation, let's see how we will tackle helsin in his bear form".
Was that a joke as well? What's the punchline?
I love that every obvious /misc/cel tries to maintain this idea they're undetectable so long as they don't actually say /misc/, we are (theoretically) all adults here anon.
>keeps deflecting
You will never be a woman, though.
>that lip
goddamn election tourists
do you ever talk about anything other than politics?
something tells me that politics is your personality
nobody even uses /misc/ it's filled with resetera tourists
Guys I played BG3 and now gay bears keep appearing in my neighborhood asking for sex??!?
>europeans
Dude it's south americans, this shit is mostly in Ganker, and /vint/ showed most people here are spics.
This, just think of what Ganker does these days
>constantly crying about whites
>schizophrenic obsession with the Ukraine war
>degeneracy that has nothing arousing involved, just disgusting shit
>ESLgays
>the very moment a webm shows manlets being mocked they all start crying
>constantly gossiping about social media and having meltdowns over it
All of this points out are short, brown subhumans with no sense of morality, aka the latino creature.
La Creatura, if you will
Ceremorphosis atrophies every organ from the host. Mind flayers are herms that drop tadpoles on pools every cycle. Mind flayers have cloacas regardless of gender, unless there's a mind trick going on there.
Then again there was that one time duergar enslaved a female mind flayer in 3e...
This game has the same feel of a random TV series on HBO or STARZ. Serviceable plot, somewhat enjoyable, and way too many out of place and irrelevant sex scenes and nudity.
Is it reasonably possible to genocide everything that lives in this game as a wizard? I've become interested in pirating this game after hearing it talked about, but I don't want to deal with subhumans.
You end up fricking the guardian you make in the beginning thankfully.
V3 came out?
BG4 will have sex scenes between blonde and blue eyed 6 year old white girls and big brown men. As a joke.
And people will cheer for it.
And 10 years after that, brown men raping white little girls will legalized. As reparations for evil white racism towards them.
Why does /vpol/ all speak like they're sharing a script
Because it’s just one guy. That or they’re operating from a Discord.
Ugh, I can't believe we still have to deal with racist whites in 2023. We convinced /misc/ of our worth. It's time to accept it, we are here to stay. Don't like it? Leave.
>t. seething Hispanic wetback dago moron
Haven't played, what's a mind flayer? Doesn't sound like something you'd want to have sex with.
They are creatures who flay your mind and eat your brains.
Women?
Horrendous creatures that engage in tentacle rape and consume the brains of other sentient lifeforms
Superior lifeforms with infinite intelligence and the right to rule the universe
Shut up thralls
Shut up Illithid Black person
But does he do the mindflayer thing on you
Mindflayers do not reproduce with their penis!
Neither do you.
Aren't illithids always enslaving surface races?
We are witnessing the destruction of the west in real time
Moralgay…
You either integrate vices into society or you let the israelites use them for subversion.
>Bro suck dog wiener or the israelites win
Very clever, Pablo
>heat,care,arousal
This is just a plot from the mindflayer to get to control you right? I can't trust any of the dream shit either?
Mindflayer is fine, he's not up to no good but if you betray him he does a 180 and enslaves himself to the netherbrain for some fricking reason instead of trusting you. Dogshit writing if you ask me
Honestly what were the writers thinking
he was never your ally you absolute crockpot
I know, he only thought he was because I stabbed him in his fricking chest and commanded the brain for Bhaal.
It's so weird, i've played Japanese hentai games where people wanted to frick you less than this game. Who wrote this? I don't think it's bad to have sex and horny characters in games and all but how the frick does this fly in this day and age of puritanical feminist shit?