no I will not play your blurry, low resolution, 2 fps, shitty sounding music, puke textured games with a badly designed controller with no analog trig...

no I will not play your blurry, low resolution, 2 fps, shitty sounding music, puke textured games with a badly designed controller with no analog triggers and a shitty dpad and a joystick that breaks over time and lose all my saves because the battery died

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i agree but you didn't need to make a thread about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, the future is promoting what you do like to flood out what you don't

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he does, or his forced-memeing won't work!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no i will not play a game i will make a console war thread because i don't actually play games i just shitpost because games are too hard waaa
    okay dumbass well i'll just enjoy playing video games instead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      be sure to play good games

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        well don't worry i am
        i was playing wario master of disguise and mega man x6 before this, both which decidedly blow

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i was playing wario master of disguise and mega man x6
          im sorry to hear that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah same

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ouch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discussing a consoles flaws is hate speech
      This board is reddit but worse.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >discussing a consoles flaws
        >implying
        Disingenuous queer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If by """discussing""" you mean spouting buzzwords and intentionally pissing people off.
        inb4 Y-You just can't handle Black person-tier bants!
        That's right, because I'm not an uncultured street savage.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          take it easy, you don‘t wanna break another N64 controller

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            take it easy, it just helps with taking your meds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >liking Ganker more than reddit
        Go back.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker has its merits for being easily accessible with little to no restrictions, but that's what lead to the site's growing entitled userbase and their lack of restraint making up the brunt of shitposting and intentional antagonizing all due to lack of authority stepping in 90% of the time.
          It's fun/shitposting first, discussion later. The only threads that are protected from shitposting are by virtue of how niche the topics are to the majority of users while general discussions that anyone can easily get into are plagued with all forms of morons and it's always been like this since 2010 or so.

          tl;dr Mods don't care about managing board quality and in turn, the users don't care to police their behavior because of it.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely low quality thread. Enjoy death.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mod here is a Snoy troony, so get used to it

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I will not play your slowdowns ridden, muffled music, low resolution, input lagging games.
    I guess at least the SNES controller is alright.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot your catchphrase again.

  5. 8 months ago
    sage

    stccgay thread

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s been decades, dude. let it go. it’s over. my controller never got messed up the whole time. mario 64 is god-tier. goldeneye is fun. you’re gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My plastic-tortioned controller never wore
      Then you hardly played it. Well done

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i played the shit out of it for years snd years. and still play it. you probably put it up your butt

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You casually played proven by a lack of worn plastic. N64 is for casuals anyways, have fun playing it at your thirteenth birthday party.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emulation exists and works well fir 5th gen and prior
    >Eliminates the pointless console war shittery
    >Console wars still live rent free in autists' heads
    >Meanwhile I just enjoy the games as games, separate from their brand recognition

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      This is too sensible.
      You must be deranged to waste time here.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10312365
    The only flawed thing here is the quality of your shitposting. Begone gay

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So don't then.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree - you should play the N64 instead!

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    only nostalgia holds this console
    Literally impossible to approach it if you never had one back in the late 90s.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people still seething to this day that playstation couldn't do bilinear filtering like all the fancy shiny new 3D accelerator pc cards could do but N64 could

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    which is why you play emulated and solve all those problems at once

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to be 18+ to post here
    >realizes there are Zoomers over 18
    shit.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok! you won't be missed, OP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I love that game so much, I wish there were more games on the quality and fun level of the two N64 Goemon games, even the Playstation ones are a big downgrade and aren't nearly as good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 2D playstation games are honestly better and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

        The environments literally look like test maps.

        nah

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How else would you describe this?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The 2D playstation games are honestly better and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
          Unpopular opinion. Were made by B teams, akogingu doesn't hace Yae or Sasuke and Oedo is a mish mash of the SFC games with pre-rendered graphics. They are not the worst but they are also not considered better than Momo or derodero which are some of the most beloved from the franchise as a whole, in Japan too.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Unpopular opinion
            Boohoo.

            How else would you describe this?

            Looks better than twin snakes (which looks worse than mgs1)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The 2D playstation games are honestly better and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
          Stop redefining "honestly", again, homosexual. You haven't even played any of them.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and lose all my saves because the battery died
    You sure you didn't mean to make a Saturn thread you spastic

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm liking.
    Da de da de da.
    But also.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    of all the things people b***h about the n64, a shitty Dpad is definitely the dumbest

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the N64 controller really is an abomination, lmao
    their reputation and game devs really carried that system

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no i will not play your blurry, low resolution, bilinear vaseline filtered, field rendered, poorly upscaled to 480i games with a cheaply built dualshit controller

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      False equivalence and bad taste. The PS2 was better and more powerful than the GameCube, sorry you're offended.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dreamcast was better than both of them. Remember PS2 was incapable of running Shenmue.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cheaply built joystick controller
        What an assblasted nintoddler, n64 controllers are known for joystick problems and nobody has a good solutions. Meanwhile ps2 controllers still work great in used condition. I think it’s amazing how ps2 pressure sensitive buttons are still holding up. Quality product right there.

        >noooooo you CAN'T make a joke about how I am a console warrior! take me seriously!
        This board really turned into a kindergarden since the rule change

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >c-c-CONSOLE WARRIOR!!!!
          Nintendo has never made a good console, and saying as much does not make one a "console warrior" or "fanboy". You're just mad because more and more people are agreeing as time goes on.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Sounds more like you’re an assblasted nintendrone who got btfo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The PS2 was better and more powerful than the GameCube
        That is incorrect.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now post a example that isn't RE4.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >follows up a Capcom example with another Capcom example
              Sounds to me like Capcom just didn't know how to harness the better architecture of the PS2. Even so, the same team was still able to achieve far better cel shading graphics than celda.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every game ported from Gamecube to PS2 was downgraded.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn’t it just that the ps2 could handle different things better like effect particles, but GameCube had higher Tex cash or some shit?? Either way, nothing on gc touches mgs2, even twin snakes looks like shit in comparison.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Either way, nothing on gc touches mgs2
                MGS2 doesn't even look that good. The levels all look like small test maps that with a slightly lower texture res would fit right in on the first Playstation.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It looks great, what are you smoking? Just because it’s not over saturated with colors for constant overstimulation. I like it’s aesthetic, your using the singer gays cope argument.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re* amiga*

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The environments literally look like test maps.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was playing Burnout Revenge on a CRT a few hours ago and thinking to myself this looks amazing.
      Burnout is literally unplayable on an LCD on og hardware.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheaply built joystick controller
      What an assblasted nintoddler, n64 controllers are known for joystick problems and nobody has a good solutions. Meanwhile ps2 controllers still work great in used condition. I think it’s amazing how ps2 pressure sensitive buttons are still holding up. Quality product right there.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    64 was good.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's this thread still alive?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People just ignore the Dreamcast poster and use his threads to talk about things that he hates.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, mods must be slacking off or something
      https://warosu.org/vr/image/J6OwHwds8_ztRpDWiBCPdQ
      I have noticed this guy has been sperging over the N64 for quite a while, he specially gets assblasted when someone shits on the Saturn or the Dreamcast (specially if you talk shit about the sega racers, mainly sega touring car championship or sega rally).
      He's also really easy to identify because of the poor grammar and exact same arguments and responses (like calling a game gay or "cope").

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting my game library ready for when my chinkheld arrives soon and this system literally has no fricking games except for 500 different sm64 romhacks. what a shit console

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Games do PS1 have outside of Final Fantasy Metal Gear Solid Tekken and Resident Evil? you act like if the PS1 dont had any Shovelware the Nintendo 64 was good despite its limitations

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      quirky japanese exclusive adventure/horror game and european-only platformer

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit the autism. The N64 controller is pretty much objectively a janky controller. That doesn't mean the whole console and all it's games are terrible. Stop being morons about this.

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