NO. MORE. IICKY. WISHES!!!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't get to decide whose wishes are granted, Magnifico!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can a man not be covered in maple syrup via wishing for a pool full of it, Jirachi?
    For shame.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish that you were not such a little b***h =/
    And i also wish to buttfrick you so deep you can feel the head of my wiener on your throat

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to be a rockruff

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish everyone in the world were completely healthy, their peak physically perfect selves. All cancers removed, all chronic illness eliminated, all senescence reversed, all psychiatric condition faded away, every lost limb returned, every deformity corrected, every sense perfected. Even something as petty as wrinkles on the skin and wearing on the teeth, undone.

    I want to see what will happen when everyone alive is youthful and removed from all physical suffering, what will happen. Just how much of a person is defined by their physical condition, however small or unconscious? And what would they do when this limitation is removed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having good boobs and a good ass become infinitely more desired as the only real differences in people that are allowed to exist.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ass, thighs and belly are better
        Because they're gender neutral

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boobs
        Eww.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      without the constant pain and suffering i would live the simple life i always wanted, it's all i could ever ask for

      Having good boobs and a good ass become infinitely more desired as the only real differences in people that are allowed to exist.

      this tho im glad i was at least born pretty bc i sure wasn't born healthy

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for you to shit yourself.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I'll just ask Terapagos or Arceus then!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you were my loving onahole.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S TIME TRAVEL
    IT'S TIME TRAVEL
    IT'S FRICKING TIME TRAVEL THEY LITERALLY SAY IT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish for diamond and pearl remakes

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you to be happy.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bed wetter.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was good at drawing.
    I want to make racist political comics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks to AI you can make art just as well as someone who has dedicated thousands of hours to the craft
      the only people who would disagree with this objectively true statement are bitter artists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It never makes what I want, it only produces the most generic shit imaginable. It does not satisfy my inner machinations.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          skill issue

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well then there is no difference between drawing yourself and using AI if I need to use skill for both.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              drawing requires talent

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it doesn't

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish all of america banished

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you hate freedom?!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Freedom to serve the joos?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing wrong with supporting our greatest allies.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jirachi
    My wish is that all the Fairy type pokemon disappear, those that can evolve into one with fairy type and that the pokemon that can procreate and raise fairy type pokemons also disappear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jirachi, I wish all Dragongays like would permanently lose Internet access

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jirachi, I wish all Dragongays like would permanently lose Internet access

      >Mega-Altaria is confused

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No, Master. Even i have limits when it comes to those wishes.
    >But i can make this "pleb" get her medicine, if you want to wish for it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler
      sure, i wish for the non-shiny jirachi to be bread.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for jirachi to kill himself and stupid making shitty useless threads

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish my hair was down to my ass.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to be in your tummy

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I wish for a girl which tolerates my autism
    please ;_;

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will grant me my fetish wishes and you will like it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What fetishes, anonymous?
      Out loud so the whole class can hear.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Transformation, sizeplay, vore, milfs raping boys, tentacles, breeding and so on

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >milfs raping boys

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh right you're supposed to call it straight shota, my bad.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for Jirachi to dynamax and sit on me, haha

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it called Doom Desire anyway?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been thinking about this post all day. jirachi would say this.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for the peaceful resolution between Palestine and Israel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want this too but only if the resolution is that palestine regains total control of the region from the immigrants who stole their land

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man I am so happy this sort of conflict doesn't exist in Johto.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i feel so bad for [inevitable greece region], [inevitable egypt region], and [inevitable italy region] having to be so close to that must really suck

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jirachi, get rid of the problem!

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jirachi I've had enough of your stupid bullshit

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Red & Green was the only pokémon games to ever exist but instead had the intended 190-200 pokémon, physical-special split, and no bugs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but..
      >no bugs
      Have you ever played these games???

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I haven't, it's my first time hearing the name pokémon. Infact I was paid to visit this thread and comment here.

        Seriously though, what's wrong with wanting a game free of bugs? (Not bug pokémon, those are cool)

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Black 2 and White 2 was the only pokémon games to ever exist and you could customize Pokémon stats.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick everyone in this thread
    I wish Jirachi would rub her orbfricker labia against my genderhomosexual penis and then sexually milk me and mock me for wishing for something so homosexualy and then smile and laugh at me as I nut inside her abnormally large and comforting vegana

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to be in the world of Pokemon instead of shitty reality. Now get goin'.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want your hat, how is that icky

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could sprite and compose music so I could make my own pokemon rom hacks all by myself

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being isekaid to the PMD world like countless humans before but instead of solving something like the meteor crisis or the dark matter crisis, you have to sole an obesity crisis

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No more icky hands, I wish for touchless orgasms whenever I want.

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