>no mother
>no father
>no kingdom
I guess there really is nobody to stop them from having premarital sex
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>no mother. >no father. >no kingdom
>no mother
>no father
>no kingdom
I guess there really is nobody to stop them from having premarital sex
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whenever i think of a zelda thing, i make a new zelda thread
i love making zelda threads
they are so fun
everyone comes into my threads and posts
we talk about zelda and it is a really good time
sometimes i make more than one zelda thread
i think zelda is the best franchise
i love all zelda games
i wish i were zelda in real life
This is a bot, right?
I mean nobody is this pathetic
no ?
Oof
?
Might as well go eat a mayo sandwich on white bread with a glass of milk.
sounds delicious
>mayo sandwich
Jesus Christ it actually is nigcels who are upset about this lmao. Only the corniest homies in the hood I came from actually used this phrase
>schizo correlates an analogy including a boring condiment to race somehow
You should corelate some b***hes up on your dick and maybe you won't get mad at Zelda threads my homie
school really is out for summer, huh
Someone should school you on how to get some b***hes and not stay mad on Ganker all day
If you were getting b***hes you wouldn't be here getting into moronic arguments.
>lol its not a racebait post wytb
Oops!
are you genuinely illiterate
Are you genuinely mad?
Sounds like the perfect snack while I watch Friends.
What are you even talking about?
white people having sex with eachother is bland, they both need to receive BBC
add some ham to that and were set
BASED ZelinkCHAD dunking on cuck trannies 24/77
That was Nintendo's doing
It's the sex eyes Zelda gives Link every time she looks at him.
Thats not even the sex eyes frames, Use the ones where she lowers her eyes and smiles while saying "Oh Link"
BTW no girl ever uses "oh+name" that way without it being very romantic
She does it all the time.
I love how she smiles in this scene as Link effortly one hand pulls the master sword like its nothing. In BOTW he had to give up half his life bar just to pull the thing. She realizes hes a pro now and worthy as frick
>The scene where she worries over him after fighting some keese
>then he holds the torch for her
holy frick my heart
My wife loved that scene when I replayed it so she could watch the story. The first thing she noted is that Link held it without her asking and it was such a sweet thing to do. I didn't notice in my first playthrough, but her torch shows up again at the end of the game at the bottom of the pit. Would be nice if Link picked it up and returned it to her.
Women love zelda/link so much because they know what's best.
Women had a totally different reaction to the ending. Most men I watched cheered Link and Zelda on to kiss, while women gushed over the looks Zelda gave Link after saving her.
they don't have to kiss. that's the point. Adults know what they're gonna go home and do. kek
Yeah Zelda is going straight to her well-cave secret room to schlick it to Ganondorf's bod and Link is going to sleep alone (assuming he doesn't get sent on some errand first)
In the moment I was personally cheering, but then I remembered they live together and share a bed so thats more than enough. Plus the warm loving embrace he gives her is just as good as kissing. We know she loves him, but this moment really shows he loves her back.
Link gave her a nice smile too.
He actually does this all the time to everyone even though you almost never see it, if you manage to catch him greeting an NPC he actually brightens up and mouths a "hello" at them
>that Stable Trotters member that tells him he should be their lead singer due to his strong and confident voice
Tell that dumb b***h that link can't ask he is silent
Link is only silent to the player. In world hes constantly talking to other players, thats why every character parrots back what he just told them. Zelda's diary in botw said hes very talkative to her
why does her actual in game face look like shit? fan made ones looks better
O_O
You would think looking up a threesome between them and Midna would produce more wholesome results..
Link only likes vanilla
SORRY
After seeing so much fanart of link getting sissified and/or cucked, this set of them just having wholesome mutually-pleasurable sex as a loving couple was healing.
Agreed
Most Zelda doujins are fricking disgusting
artist?
Frick off.
they are getting scared bros.
Where do I find Yiga Zelda?
you gotta do the kidnapped zelda quest at the dueling peaks stable first. then you can find her in several places. One you can interact and take pictures with is in front of the shrine of resurrection
>you gotta do the kidnapped zelda quest at the dueling peaks stable
How the frick do I get that to activate? The bird b***h won't show up even though the newspaper lady specifically tells me to go to Dueling Peaks stable. Is my game bugged or am I missing something? I've already beaten the game now if that matters.
During night, he's on the top of the stable
>They pick a newish recruit to be the Yiga Zelda bait
>She doesn't have a strong hate for Link yet and just follows orders
>Sees Link and falls instantly
>Drops the plan, tries to pretend she's Zelda
>Asks to travel with Link for a while
>Offers to do things she assumed Zelda did with Link to prove herself on the way
>Increasingly lewd things
>"I can be his Zelda for a while."
What's Link gonna do with all these Zeldas? He better be careful.
>After saving the third Zelda from the mountaintop and having her happily join him on his quest, Link begins to suspect something is amiss.
>Zelda catches Link fricking her
>A mischievous grin creeps across her face
>Gets close and starts acting as if Link is banging her instead
>Moans loudly, talks about the things she wants Link to do to her
>"Oh Link, I was thinking tonight you could try fricking me up the ass for the first time!"
>Yiga girl panics
>anal
Link and Zelda are good Christians, they would never stoop so low as to engage in sodomy.
you made this thread an hour ago
calm the frick down
most of the other shitposters have the decency to at least wait a day
Its not a shitpost, nor is there any reason to stop discussing while iron is hot. Most of us come to these threads wanting to talking about Zelink and post art. If you don't like it hit the catalog button and pick a different thread
There is no discussion going on here
Go to the /vg/ general for this shit and stop shitting up Ganker with it
Because pic rel is the most problematic thing on Ganker for you.
Frick off, we don't want his autistic ass there either.
/lozg/ is being spammed with ganondorf cuck porn. you think anyone wants to go to that cuck infested shit hole?
Ganker is healing.
stay in your cuck cave
But it's not. You're just literally obsessed with it.
Pretty funny ngl.
go back tourist
>four posts out of four hundred is spam
>and that's just one thread, which generally get up to eight hundred plus posts
>at a rate of about one to two threads a day
Absolutely positively obsessed.
You don't understand, the last thread go autosaged, so it had to be remade.
lol
I honestly prefer this spam to the homosexual homosexual lust threads for Gerudo costume Link 6 years ago. Heterosexual ships are vastly more welcome than gay softcore porn dumps.
>supporting ship homosexualry
So you like the most boring, milquetoast crap of all time?
Still better than homosexual shit
Sorry but Zelda has to share Link whether she wants to or not. Link has to fug Riju and ensure the Hero's blood is circulating with the Gerudo bloodline, thereby limiting the chances of any future evil Gerudo male trying to take over the world again. Link has to have a harem to save the world.
What did Aonuma mean by this?
sleepy birb
You pass out immediately if you lay down in one.
The person stopping them is Zelda herself. b***h won't put out. Would rather go explore dangerous caverns than let the Hero wet his brush. Frick Zelda and Frick Nintendo
She also steals his house every time so there's that
What did Zelda mean by this?
>I guess there really is nobody to stop them from having [HEADCANON]
lol, fugtrup won and link will suck my wiener.
>Stealing the same memes that you got btfo with when you tried to spam /bleached/
Pathetic.
Make sure you always spam Link x Zelda, make it a habit, it makes the trannies and Black folk on this board seethe.
It's a lot of work to make these threads and post cute fan art all day. I try to share my fan art so others can post it too.
Doing the Universe's work, keep it up.
I won't be able to post art, but I'll try to contribute to discussiom whenever a thread is active so keep them around
These threads are self-sustaining. You don't have to try to keep them up. Jannies interfered with the last one.
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Marriage is a meme, especially when you're some superhuman and control civilization. If you cheated on your wife, who's going to reprimand you? If they love each other, they can do whatever they want, whether that includes having sex or getting married or not. It's no one else's business.
>until they retcon everything in the next game
More to the point no church to marry them.
They're gonna have to travel elsewhere to bring priests back to Hyrule.
>More to the point no church to marry them.
Impa is literally the authority on Goddess stuff, pretty sure she could do it. Or, alternatively, they could just stand on the balcony and say it because apparently that worked for Sidon.
what's sexo with zelda like?
Only Ganon really knows
Link and Linkgays can cry about it
Link is too busy having sex with Riju to cry.
With her power of recall you could first nut of the day multiple times.
>every day she gives you multiple mind blowing orgasms
>she immediately recalls your jizz straight up your urethra back to the balls after each time
>you're simultaneously getting constantly laid AND suffering from the worst blue balls known to man
spelunking
Zelda isn't really all that hot with those bushy eyebrows.
homosexual
Nope, she needs to get her eyebrows done.
No they're cute
Zelda loves Ganondorf
troony raids will never win
>troony troony troony
for a supposed straightgay you have trannies on your mind a lot
Link is cumming inside this fertile creation of goddesses.
and there's nothing Ganker can do about it.
I want you all to conceptualize the exact moment, the very millisecond that Link splits Zelda's royal maidenhead open with the full length of his rock hard, brimming erection, sheathing himself entirely within the tight, moist walls of her sex.
>another cope thread
Her entire story arc in BotW is that she has fallen in love with Link and only manages to use her power when his life is in danger. Even her father's ghost wouldn't be able to stop 100 years of pent-up sexual frustration.
shills will try to derail this thread and hide the fact that Link and Zelda are fricking nightly.
Link watched her beating the gobo
no
>boko just snoozing at his fire
>HOW DARE YOU
She deserved it.
>That Doujin
FRICKING DIAMONDS
>thicc, chubby bodies
>add abs for no reason
Kunaboto is shit.
how it started
how it's going
how it's gonna go
These "rougher" sketchier art styles fit so much nicer when its two characters going at it
going further
Impa will stop them and force them to get married
do you obsessively doodle zelda/link at work Ganker?
>Spamming cuckshit for over ten years because of some autist that commissioned Legoman, and other artists like Nikcesco, combodoodlez and fugtrup getting personally assblasted at people not wanting them to shill their shit here
Even as an autistic joke I don't understand
Sauce?
OP is refusing to post the sauce and google does nothing
Turns out it's not even that heavy of a crop
https://twitter.com/AwesomeErick1/status/1667915296995418112
>Full preview is on atreon 😉
Ah well. Maybe in a week or two it'll be on one of the 34's or panda.
thats as many as the 3 day megaman threads!
>not on kemono
why bother
>locked behind paywall
Lame as frick.
you frick,you shit, you bastard, your mom. fricking, hit cancel before the paywall appears.
HIT STOP
BEFORE
THE
PAY
WALL
Doesn't work gay
did for me, slowpoke
Prove it
yep. i see smutt
>no proof
Sad
oh no
Cuck artist
why?
>trannies arrived
Does the game expect you to get the master sword at like the very end? Doing the dragon tears quest skips a couple memories that you don't get until really late in the other main quests, and it feels like you're supposed to do them in order this time.
Probably not since if you get to the Kokori forest they point you right at it.
Zelda’s last name is Bosphoramus? Okay then
Her Last name is Hyrule
or
Princess Zelda of Hyrule
Princess Zelda Hyrule
It's all the same shit.
Bosphoramus is his middle name.
His last name, and therefore Zelda's, is Hyrule.
Which makes sense, but is still kind of underwhelming.
>Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule
Her last name is Hyrule.
7 years led us to here bros.
Do you self insert as Link?
stone cold crazy
>'lesbian' friend won't stop calling link breedable
>acts as if link x zelda is yuri
>argues that they're basically nonbinary
>implies i'm transphobic when i said i have zero interest in his wiener
you dishonest fricking b***h just admit you'd let a waxed femboy rail you
Ganon won
>Zelda
v.s
>bunch of characters that will never be seen again
Who really won?
Every Zelda is a different character though
The farmgirl.
>BOTW 3
ANNOUNCING
PRINCE CONSORT LINK HYRULE
and
QUEEN PRINCESS ZELDA HYRULE
I like this picture, a shame we will never see a late Renaissance-Victorian era Zelda game.
Not him but there's another nice picture I've seen a few times, themed around 'modern dystopia' I believe. Link was dressed in some tattered military-ish garb in a modern ruined city with moss on all the buildings.
Zelda's house.
Single one person bed.
Link lives in Terry Town.
>one bed
>one pillow
PERFECT
You replied. That means I triggered you. You're pathetic and delusional.
You're all losers at this point, Jesus Christ
The ship homosexual actually thinks he won despite totk having the worst story in Zelda history. The game erased Link ever building that house and he builds a new one in Terry town for himself. Everyone lost.
So you mean the champion's photo that Link placed there himself in BOTW teleported into Zelda's house?
right
fricking moron LOL
Anon, that photo is on the purah pad. Who owns the purah pad now?
Link can sleep in the bed.
explain that shit
No its not on the Purah Pad, what are you smoking? The Purah Pad wasn't even in BOTW. The photo is in the exact same spot as you placed it in BOTW and not there if you didn't. Thats Bill and Ted tier shit they did to show its one closed loop timeline between games
>Anon, that photo is on the purah pad.
It absolutely is not the frick. In fact, if you didn't do the DLC it doesn't show up at all. YOU, specifically, in another timeline, have to mount that thing for it to exist.
Its one thing to be a moron and think that Zelda stole the house, but it takes an even bigger full on moron to unironically believe Link didn't own the house prior to TOTK. Its just objectively wrong in every way
This is such a moron take. The photo debunks any of the delusion that the house is not canon, and Tarrey Town can only be built after you repair the house. But you are going to believe that Tarrey Town magically is retconned too because trannies can't comprehend the idea of making dialogue with minor NPCs fresh for new players
Didn't she literally just take over his old house in Hateno village?
>Link lives in Terry Town.
Fricking where?
You can build a house there if you do a questline
>Single one person bed
That Link can sleep on. Notice how he can't sleep on any other bed that isn't an inn/rent, or in the lookout landing beds?
>Link lives in Tarry Town
You think Link would leave Zelda off his side to live in a place far away where he can't keep tabs on? The Yiga are still after them. If anything, she'd move in with him there.
You can still sleep in a few of the Hebra cabins and the stately looking outdoor bed in Zora's Domain that was next to where Vah Ruta used to be, but I do think being able to sleep in her bed was intentional yes
Link lives in Tarrey only after the start of this game. In the years between BotW and TotK they obviously lived together in Hateno
Why are you idiots always so utterly obsessed with sex?
Today I remind them.
>Zelda wins again
How hard is Cia seething right now?
I don't know why the frick AoC didn't get a DLC where Lana and Cia decide to check out how the frick Eggbaby fricked with a timeline and to horn in on another new Link
Link
>Highest ranking noble and knight in the land
>Hero of Hyrule, twice
>Seeks out and offers every person of Hyrule aid
>Chosen by the gods as wielder of triforce of Courage
>Chosen by the gods as wielder of the master sword
Zelda
>Highest ranking monarch and princess of Hyrule
>Aided the Hero in saving Hyrule, twice
>Seeks out and offers every person of Hyrule aid
>Chosen by the gods as wielder of triforce of Wisdom
>Chosen by the gods as wielder of the Link's wiener
They are perfect for each other.
by the gods as wielder of the Link's wiener
Good morning sir!
have a nice day you troony son of bastard b***h
TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF FRICKING ETERNAL LOVE
holy shit
by the gods as wielder of triforce of Courage
BOTW Link doesn't have any Triforce chunks, Zelda has the whole damn thing.
You just know she takes all the blankets too.
Who needs blankets when you go to sleep clutching a great flameblade?
Those don't exist anymore now you gotta glue rubies to that shit
Zelda doesn't exist (outside of dragon form) to hog the blankets in the era that you have to do that shit though.
What do you mean? Regular people without magic hands can glue weapons together too. Both monsters and the Monster Extermination Crew get fused weapons late game.
I'm saying she's floating around as a dragon now, unable to go into the house to hog the blankets, which means now Link doesn't have to use a great flameblade or glue rubies onto stuff, because now he gets to use said blankets,
I'm talking after she gets back, obviously.
When she gets back it's safe to assume that the gloom is gone so it's back to clutching great flameblades.
Now that you mention it, do they ever even mention the Triforce in BotW or TotK???
No, Zelda just uses it in BOTW and it shows up again when she turns into a dragon.
We know, he ragequit into a dragon after like 4 minutes, the baby. Zelda never even saw him in the modern era.
Huh... I don't know how I never thought about that until just now, but now it feels weird that the Triforce isn't split up in those games.
Zelda has the full thing when she seals Calamity Ganon and the game implies it's inherited from her mother. Beyond that, it's never mentioned explicitly aside from the usual imagery.
No. It pops up on Zelda's hand which made people think she had the whole thing, but it never stays there or leaves a mark. When she goes to the past, Sonia only detects her own light power in her, indicating that her power is solely coming from Hylia and not any of the Golden Goddesses.
Given what the Triforce can do, the fact that reality didn't shatter when she used a secret stone indicates she's not carrying that magnitude of divine power.
are you blind?
In BOTW the power faded. She can only use it in specific moments when she channels her love for Link.
>when she channels her love for Link
Cute and romantic.
Anon that's not how the Triforce works. At all.
moronic Black person who has never played the games. All times she uses the Triforce power, even in AOC she is channeling her love for Link.
Kass even mentions this.
Try playing the game
The Triforce doesn't function off the power of love. The Triforce IS the power. It's a literal hotline to the gods above Hylia who will do ANYTHING you tell them to. It's a whole lot more than Hylia's generic light energy, you can't just fricking tire it out for a few years.
Unless you're LTTP Ganon, in which case you'd use it once and proceed to stash it in a vault and only threaten to use it later.
The DLC literally confirms she awoken her powers because of "her love for Link." Mipha straight up tells her to think of the person she cares about most before she uses her powers in another scene. Zelda is in love with Link and its canon in every definition of the word
Zelda used it in BOTW to save Link
Zelda used it in TOTK while mending the Master Sword after you pull it
She might have the whole piece in this moment, but its rightfully Link's by destiny. There are many times throughout the series when each of the three triforce wielders end up with pieces other than their own.
>”Before all this, I was happy just spending my days hanging around with you in Skyloft. I wanted that feeling to last forever. Even though I am Hylia reborn, I'm still my father’s daughter and your friend... I'm still your Zelda. So I'm going to ask you a favor, sleepyhead. Ever since we were kids, I'd always be the one to wake you up when you slept in. But this time, when all of this is over, will you come to wake me up?"
Kino! Kino! A thousand times kino!
Tainted by the evil spirit of Hylia.
The real question is, how horny do you think Zelda gets over Links loose outfits when she finds out they have major history among the Zonai and the dragons?
Those outfits are not that skimpy in the game.
That's a man.
>before
>after
tell me what you guys feel when you hear this song.
For me I feel their love. endless and everlasting. Zelda and Link's love for each other will LITERALLY outlive everyone posting in this thread. A hundred years from now, their story of love will continue to be told. Sometimes, they may not end up together, or live happily ever after, but their souls nonetheless will find each other, eventually, so they may once again hold each other.
Does Hylia seethes every time that Link doesn't end up banging Zelda? Like it's most probably the case in Ocarina
don't believe the lies spread by malontards.
They loved each other more than the world. But they couldn't be together. One day, they found each other again.
Oh, it's this moron.
>kicked out of /lozg/ for spamming OoT Link/Zelda months ago
>jannies routinely deleted his Zelink threads for trying to make them a general on Ganker
>jumped ship to spamming TotK Link/Zelda
cringe and not true
why are you here?
>triggered that art of another ship exists in his thread
what a baby
Ever wonder why the Hero of Time suffered the most?
frick off
He had great taste in farm girls
go make your own thread
>tfw HoT Link was killed and Malon was left as a single mother just because he didn't bang Zelda and was no longer required to fight ganon.
Damn, being Hylia's plaything is no joke.
Twilight Princess Link could just have easily been from a branch family.
Zelda and Link end up together more often than not. Ocarina can be excused since there was no Link after she sent him back in time and it's left intentionally vague in the child timeline.
Why is it so much hotter to see Zelda frick anyone else other than Link?
Depends on which Zelda you're talking about.
But it's not. Then it's just generic NTR slop
>OH, I'VE LOST TO THE wiener, UGLY BASTARD #19084710!! I'VE TRULY FALLEN!!
Might as well be some dumb bint in Zelda cosplay.
I never got the whole deal with NTR. I don't care who it is, Link/Ganondorf/Bokoblins, I just like seeing hot girls having mind-blowing sex.
>want to jerk off to GanonxZelda
>literally 75% of it is gayshit with Link jerking off in the corner or some shit
>not self inserting as Link
ngmi
>NTR
Stop using weeb terms and call it what it is
Pure cuckoldry
Because Link canonically can't frick
So all these linkshippergays like OP are just delusional idiots?
some kind of mental illness is definitely at play here
Because Nintendo needs to draw the genitalia on their concept art.
What are you, a dog?
>If the penis isn't there, it must not exist!
what if i am. woof
See
I will defend them to my last breath. Link and Zelda loved each other in OOT.
I WILL NEVER FORGET THEM.
OoT Link didn't give a shit about anyone except Navi after the ending.
Navi is the only one who disappeared after he came back. Also, nobody outside of Kokiri Forest even remembered him, Zelda was moronic for thinking he could ever have a normal childhood after everything that happened.
How long is Link gone for an entire pregnancy to happen? I think Zelda is the one who should be worried.
Doesn't have to be a long time. Link THOUGHT he was the father. How naïve...
>/vg/ trannies try to derail a zelink thread
like clockwork
zelda and link romance just feels right, in my soul. Like a warm bowl of soup after trudging through a blizzard for weeks.
Link brings Zelda that hot bowl of soup when she's sick uwu
JUMANJI JUMANJI JUMANJI
This is way hotter than any zelda/linkshipper image in here
And it's not even porn
>People trying to push real life degeneracy into fictional characters.
First of all Ganondorf has NO sexdrive, like ge never gets horny and he will never frick zelda because basically he never was horny.
Why we know Gannondorf is mever horny? This fricker by default becomes a king of all gerudo b***hes, if he really had any sexdrive, he will have some loyal gerudo concubines in his castles.
>Ganondorf RPing with his puppet
So, she totally watched them frick on their first night back together, right?
There was clearly a gap between Zelda getting back to normal and Mineru taking them to the Sky Temple to say goodbye.
Yes, and Link is wearing Zelda's wedding gift (the armor she crafted for him) regardless if you find it ingame or not.
This proves that Link and Zelda are getting married.
>then she looks at him like this
he's getting his hog sucked and drained later that night
Hes also wearing her worn hair-band he likes to wear that she saved for him in her study.
p[ost the full image cuck
are these obsessive shippers usually male or female?
OP does act like a girl with the ship but he's constantly seething about nonexistent trannies so I think he's a guy
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
Poor bara lover didn't get her ship, but at least she still draws them.
Unironically what would happen if they got together?
Would she make him a changed man and stop his minions from terrorizing Hyrule? He just wants to be in power, not destroy the world
>Would she make him a changed man and stop his minions from terrorizing Hyrule?
That's literally every Ganon/Zelda fanfic on AO3. Women love the "I can fix him" mindset.
>He just wants to be in power, not destroy the world
That is the exact opposite of what he did and said. Motherfricker literally swarmed the world with monsters and called for "No survivors".
Unless Zelda's A-okay with every living Hylian getting wiped the frick out I don't think that relationship has many legs.
Why's he so fricking salty at the world? Loregays, explain
He's Ganon. He's evil. You're expecting too much from Nintendo.
In botw, he was so mindbroken by the endless Ls he took that he's barely even sentient.
In totk, idk, something about social darwinism or whatever.
He's possessed by the spirit of Demise. You may as well ask why the Antichrist is a bad dude.
In TOTK he's compelled to climb until he holds dominion over all things because "That is what a King must do". He views himself as not just the King of the Gerudo, but the destined King of the world, and he's going to burn the world down until all the weakness as been purged and only the strongest remain. He hates the idea that the Zonai are seen as gods when he views that their devices only make their subjects weaker, and they are squandering the power they could use to make the world stronger. He recognizes their strength and wants to show them how to use it to bring about a better world.
He's a wannabe god we get to spank and ragequits when a "Mere mortal" overcomes him.
He wants Hyrule
Sorry to break it to you but women fall for the bad boy every day
Those "women" are fricking idiots who don't even have their own best interest at heart.
Frick's sakes, if a woman would forsake the world just to be some psychopath's cumdump, she's as disposable as he is.
You might as well ask this of all the "I can fix her" guys who fawn over Azula or Juri or some other equally psychopathic c**t.
At least a lot of those guys admit they want to be treated like shit or really only find the girl hot.
I've seen very few that REALLY think about the amount of work it'd take to get those women back to healthy emotional states.
People fetishize Ganon like he's some conservative daddy figure without a evil bone in his body.
what if i self insert as the girl
Seek help, for a number of reasons.
Wanting to be the girl is one thing, but wanting to play out a NTR fetish just makes you a shitty person.
well to be fair i self insert as the guy. losing his guy. to another guy
that's hot
yeah
have you read that doujin, him losing her to wiener
>Those "women" are fricking idiots who don't even have their own best interest at heart.
>Zelinkcel is a misogynist who thinks he knows what's best for women
>probably forcing Zelda to frick Link against her will right now
Disgusting
Yea, if some b***h were about to trade away the launch codes for nukes in order to frick some sandBlack person, I'd glass the c**t. At that point I don't care who she wants to frick or why, I care that if she did frick him, the planet's fricked.
Which seems like what Ganongays want, along with the chance to frick him themselves.
Bokoblin cum dump <3
What is he watching?
Seeing Zelda wear a wedding dress for the first time.
Why the frick do jannies allow cropped porn in the OP but girls in bikinis will get deleted?
Misogynism
something about dialation etc etc
maybe the ones doing it finally joined the %
>leave Ganon to me
She's choking and he's doing the heimlich maneuver right?
It's become laughable to see Link presented as hetero.
>What do you mean the developers of a children's game couldn't be bothered to draw or model Link's magnum dong?
No.
The issue is that on top of giving him an androgynous face, they've also given him child bearing hips. He's officially no longer male. I can't imagine this... thing, fricking a girl. It's too much in between for me.
That’s not child bearing hips dude. Have you seen Zelda??
>That’s not child bearing hips dude.
Yes, they are. Men do not have hips at their navel. This is a woman's frame. Nintendo is specifically on record of stating they intentionally did this so that girls could self insert as Link
I have wide hips and broad shoulders. Cry.
I'm sorry you have the body of a woman. We can add you to the list of "men" I can't imagine fricking. Link is still above you, if it's any consolation. I can't even imagine him jerking off to cuckporn. He's a total eunuch from here on out.
>Artist spent most of their career drawing female characters
>Struggles to draw a male character
This. He would cum in 10 seconds inside Zelda's royal pussy. No wonder she always gets "captured".
t.homosexual
>Hiii Ganon <3
>hmph! Let's go Zelda
>Link waaaait! Shouldn't we invite Ganon for...dinner tonight?
>fetish gay drawing fetish material being fetishized by a moron on the internet
This GanonXZelda stuff is honestly pathetic.
The real characters have never once acted like this. In any of the over 20 versions of them.
Yeah anybody who played the game knows that they were in the same place like two times in all of totk.
Kind of funny that both BOTW and TOTK made it so Zelda was "Gone" anytime a Bokoblin or generic monster was around, she never got captured in either version.
Actually an odd role reversal where if anything Zelda was the one holding Ganon captive for 100 years straight in BotW, waiting for Link to come in and stab him while he's still down
Zelda was raping Link's powerbottom BF for 100 years???
What the frick??????
It's almost as if they were trying to keep the character from being used in a certain tag that attracts degenerates
The people making Zelda/Ganondorf pictures when they didn't even have a conversation have proven that is no deterrent.
Seriously some of this is just weird, she was a dragon during his entire "Revival" and didn't come back until Link skullfricked him to death. Nintendo literally created a scenario where them interacting in the modern era is outright impossible.
Its just israelite propoganda who can't fathom the idea of a white couple in a mainstream game. Its hilarious because all the marxists coming in these threads pissing and crying that Zelink isn't canon resort to "countering" with a delusiom that Link is gay and Zelda goes for a psychotic sand Black person.
I genuinely hope this is bait.
Go cry, Zelda and Link are made only for each other.
t. link
It's not. The conspiracy shit theories that people would share on Ganker became memes in of themselves then wrapped back around into being taken seriously when migration waves of normies and newbies started coming in, especially younger ones who had nothing else to go off of.
Sad. I hope meds are handed out to these lost ones soon before their futures are unsalvageable.
you are totally delusional, moron
you need to go leave
I'm literally saying that the /misc/tardiness is the stuff that people are making mistakes by listening to. They shouldn't because those places are containment grounds for idiots like that. Please read over my message again to see.
Why say that someone who is against listening to moronic /misc/shit needs to go to that place? Am I delusional for thinking getting lost in the sauce is a bad thing, especially on boards where we're talking about frickin' vidya of all things?
/misc/ does things to motherfrickers who havent had sex
>Its just israelite propoganda who can't fathom the idea of a white couple in a mainstream game. Its hilarious because all the marxists coming in these threads pissing and crying that Zelink isn't canon resort to "countering" with a delusiom that Link is gay and Zelda goes for a psychotic sand Black person.
Do NOT look up this artist
Where did the cop go, Ganker?
>Do NOT look up this artist
this is what i like to hear
Torturing Ganon in the castle dungeons until he gives satisfactory explanation for his actions
Why is nuZelda such a shameless prostitute...
>This was drawn months before TOTK came out
Do you think the artist is salty the actual game didn't even let them interact and she just hates the guy from jump?
People who draw that sorta stuff are usually bandwagoners jumping on the trending topic and will always ship VillainXHeroine because to them Beauty and the Beast or 50 Shades is peak romance.
Is it weird that panel 1 of this annoys me more since TP Zelda never acted like that?
Zelda jerk offd with Links used hair tie in her secret well
Why are you guys afraid of this?
Because they can't have it
All Zelink art is actually of Link and Phantom Ganon
>when she sees the BGC
Did her breasts grow just seeing Ganon?
maybe
She's getting ready to breastmilk their future babies
Is this Ganker or /trash/?
both
source?
whats the difference
This thread is just classic Vanilla vs NTR vs gays
It’s not. There was 4 of these threads to bump limit with none of this. See above. This is a discord raid
I can't tell at this point, though Ganker has stopped being Ganker for a long time. This is a shit-tier board outside of blue moons for actual discourse.
Discord troon raid. None of the other threads were like this. More than 1500 posts. This is not natural.
Let's be honest. Zelda is a woman and as such she would never be sexually attracted to a gigasoi simp like Link. There's a reason why women irl date Black folk and criminals. They like based boys.
Link
>Casually builds jet fighters, gundams, and Metal Gears to meme on Ganon's forces
>Known across the continent as a hero
>At least 2 women in every race want to frick him
>Spends days upon months upon years intimately with Zelda
>Beaten Ganon at his peak power multiple times
Ganon
>Has no friends so he has to spawn his forces with his power
>His own people disown him
>Spent 1000 years as a moronic pig fart being solo'd by a 17 year old girl
>His legacy is of losing, spending more time sealed than walking the earth
>Lost to Link every encounter once he's obtained "ultimate power"
Wew lad
Don't let trannies derail this thread. Post more Zelink
Reject propaganda.
>this one little girl strikes fear into the heart of the spammer
You want to blame someone for this, blame Nintendo. They're the one that made Link an androgynous blob with girl hips. Personally I miss when Link was a Chad, but we're clearly never getting that again.
>hey're the one that made Link an androgynous blob with girl hips. Personally I miss when Link was a Chad, but we're clearly never getting that again.
Dobson is that you?
Not an argument
It looks the same in the game. He has an extremely feminine lower half
And women are crawling at his feet begging to be impregnated by him. Even the married farm girl in Hateno was willing to throw her marriage out to simp over Link. TOTK Link is peak chad and he is swimming in pussy.
Sad
Lol using artwork to try to counter the way the fandom views Link.
See
I'm moronic. I meant see
truly, video games are being discussed here at Ganker, Ganker's home for all things video game related
Source pls
It's funny because nobody is right and Zelda will always be MY wife anyway
troony discord raid.
one discord vs all of Ganker, who wi-lel, who am i kidding. we know
>>I guess there really is nobody to stop them from having premarital sex
Christ and the kingdom of heaven would.
The Zelink bros already won. They had 5 bump limit threads of nothing but wholesome posts.
The discord trannies arrived too late.
Amen brother.
Despite their shitposting, millions of people around the world had to see Link lovingly embrace Zelda in his arms yet again, just like Hylia intended.
>saves Zelda foe the 100th time
>still get friendzoned
wow, really showed them!
Nice tatoo xD
Reminder that even if for some reason Zelda wasn't a viable endgame, Wild Era Link is such a canonical stud that almost every Hylian woman lusts for him at first sight, whether discreetly or blatantly, so really it'd be no harm done for him to give up Zelda and find another woman.
Shit, dude's probably got Zora who respectfully admire him and only reserve themselves because he was originally meant to be Mipha's guy, and Riju doesn't hide her interests in the slightest since she sees the real value in him rather than what tradition tells her to find in a man.
trannies love zelink what are you talking about
How strange is it that none of these bump limit threads had any of this NTR/cuck posting over a period of 4 days?
What ever could it be ?
Only one of those threads is bump limit, moron
And we all know you're the same sad and lonely homosexual making and posting all of the images in these pathetic threads
Over 400 IPs btw.
180 IPs.
7 IPs.
so there's 7 losers posting the most boring vanilla shit for 500 posts? sad. sad and pathetic.
180+ IPs.
1 IP (me)
Why is this childless roastie spamming these threads?
Zelink all the way and all.
But, like, surely she wouldn't mind "lending" Link out occasionally to help with some close friends, right?
Oh for sure. Zelda loans out Link all the time because it wouldn't be fair of her to keep such a raw human specimen to herself.
But she uses a magic seal on his dick so it can't impregnate anyone else. The seed is reserved for her Royal Womb only, as is she.
>Their families, most of their friends and their kingdom are dead
>Had to save the remaining of their land together TWO times, suffering great physical and phycological damage in the process
>Have the task to rebuild Hyrule from almost nothing except a few villages
This is why I like BOTW/TOTK zelink, they are a tragic romance the more you analyze them
Stop samegayging shill
NTRchads, we are claiming this THREAD! LET'S ROLL
You will never have a wholesome, loving relationship with this kind of "fetish". It's just vile and self-destructive. Ya gotta leave it behind dude, even as something to wank to in your spare time, it's not healthy for shit.
>he says on Ganker
No place should bar people from hearing advice, even if it's unlikely they'll actually take it. Nobody's exempt from betterment unless they are stopping themselves.
rollo
Why would you take designs from a pretty good nukige and just make shit up?
NTR/Cuckold is worst of all fetishes. First of all no man naturally develops it like for example foot fetish. It was artificially indoctrinated to weak men by leftist groups, especially manhating feminazi ones. Leftist groups already ruined marriages by making monogamy part of marriage irrevelant turning into one sided deal, and now they are using propaganda to make men like it by trying to make men think that having unloyal whoring out wife is cool otherwise men will refuse to get married.
Cuckold and ntr are disgusting and relationships with that are never wholesome, they are destructive as frick. Basically it is disgusting opposite of wholesome where woman is a disgusting prostitute without any moral values and cuck guy is basically by definition not even a loser, he is literally freak of the nature that breaks the rules of nature in the worst way possible (not to ascend into being over animals but to actually descent into being more pathetic than even most pathetic animals that exist)
They are disgusting
could be worse, could be bara
Cope, cuckolding is mainly a conservative thing
This thread is full of golems and shitskins.
Zelda ne’er would lay with anyone who isn’t Link. Cuckold gay fantasies.
test
Kek ban evading discording troony spotted.
not him, I'm seeing what auto janny detects in nsfw file uploads.
>meanwhile in reality
https://www.xvideos.com/video56398033/cheating_bitch_princess_zelda_-_furnace_ntr_hmv
>xvideos
its probably on rule34video, man
The one fugtrup animation where she gives Ganon a blowjob while he records her butt and feet is much better.
M8, the second clip in your video literally has her getting railed by Link. How is that NTR?
brb gonna fap
is that a
>Endless Ganker degeneracy
>Salt is only directed at a wholesome Zelink thread
To be fair OP is insufferable and making a lot of enemies
Judging by the last 4 Zelink threads he has a lot more friends than enemies.
180+ IPs.
One benign thread amidst a sea of the usual Ganker bullshit?
hey, those of us with Gankerx can see your ip. stop it. stop samegayging
You are eggless
premarital sex is wholy Christian concept and has no place in the modern world
sex is just sex it doesn't even need to have a meaning beyond recreation
did someone say post zelink?
god of war ragnarock had me thinking what if the hero of time had a daughter with Malon (and they died) and later he had a son with Zelda (and she died too) so now it’s just Link and his son against the world and whoever is the equivalent of Odin in Hyrule earth, plenty of distant lands out there other than Hyrule.
The tarrey town house is described as the “perfect house for couples” so I assume that’s going to be Link and Zelda’s implied residence in botw 3
The princess of Hyrule will not live inside a stack of cargo containers!
Well Hyrule castle (and by extension castle town) will be undergoing deep renovations by Hudson. It’ll no longer be a combatant Zone and will instead be littered by npcs cleaning up and building for which you’ll be able to do quests. Oh and the depths and sky islands will be memory holed
>all the Black person lovers and homosexuals coming out of the woodwork for their trash
kek
Zelda is mine
cant wait for the wario and princess peach guy to get in here
Reminder Zelda is just Link's rebound from losing Mipha.
Reminder Mipha was a femcel orbiter, and Link never returned or noticed her lust.
Sidon is the same way with self-declaring himself Link's best friend.
>that doujin of him discovering caviar
>"are you trying to eat me?!"
wew
Black person lovers go back to
Built for BBC
is it all a bunch of cuck gays from /trash/ and discord that's posting the zelda cuck shit? I don't know why they're all uppity over the zelda franchise.
ADVERTISER-SAN, GET DOWN!!!
Built for BBC (Big Bokoblin wiener))
Mate... That's not Zelda, that's a yiga
Wow shills dont know how to keep totk threads here. What killed the hype?
your mom
The complete lack of a Link x Rauru Mass Effect cutscene
>literally using a program to spam
Thats sad
Wow, Ganon sure cums a lot
any zelink requests before I go to sleep and thread 404s?
Any good fanfics that pick up after totk ends?
only good one i seen so far is "A song for Tomorrow"
others are just meh so far
Link crying at the head of the Light Dragon struggling to pull the Master Sword thinking that Zelda will never come back, with a ghostly Zelda helping him lift the sword
lmao that reminds me I have to go arrow her in the eye again, this time will bomb arrow with 5 shot bow. b***h doesn't drop anything but its funny
>Zelda spent a good amount of time just living with Sonia and Rauru
She definitely caught them having sex at some point and Sonia gave her pointers. Woman fricked a god basically, so clearly her advice would work with someone like Link.
Dammit, Sonia was super fricking cute, I wish she had more to do before getting Ganon'd
I wish Rauru was around for the whole game as a ghost.
Seeing him on the tutorial island commenting on shit was super fun. Fricking imagine if he just spawned in other locations to have a chat on the state of the world and the people.
Maybe even talk about his own relationship with his sages while you're getting your own together.
That'd have made him a companion character and you can't have that in nuZelda.
I kinda need to go back and see/read the ghost Rauru stuff again, he seemed slightly out of sync/sorts like he had no awareness of what happened after he died, just remembered Zelda's constant gushing about Link
I like that there are more races beyond the usual, but I'm not sure he needed to be around often.
I usually avoid these threads, but is it really the same homosexuals on /trash/ and discord shitting up Ganker? How come Ganker, the most leftist place doesn't nearly have this much targeted homosexualry?
OP's pic test
The Zelinktroony is overcome by his autism. In his sperging lust, he spams porn to fend off his enemies, both real and imagined.
Its probably a single old woman
But if this what made with ither characters the threads would be spammed with cado, the zelinkgay is the cadoposter
Zelda probably fricks everything
Hi, cado spammer
>says that the link zelda poster spams porn to fend off his enemies, both real and imagined
>proceeds to imagine an enemy of some homosexual poster
the absolute state...
>imagines an imaginary imagining enemy
You're funny 🙂
Yaaaaaaawn. Do people really get excited about this?
Based
>This board is not nintendo biased they said
FRICK journalists and FRICK mods
holy frick, how am I not banned yet? are the censors working?
Mods are nintendo biased and hate to see totk threads being buried by all those games
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
i appreciate the taboo pairing of 'attractive female x attractive male' getting some deserved attention. as much as that may anger gays and cucks who now seem to be one in the same.
Shoujo and smut you'd find on places like dlsite and are written by women have always been superior. The men and women are good looking and the sense can be passionate and good.
You literally have better couples and confirmed than zelda and link
Nintendo knows link has a lot of gay fans so zelda and link will always be in a jill and chris situation
ZeLink is confirmed in SS and ST though, and all the homosexual candidates for sucking Link's wiener are married.
i have nothing against link and mipha. but that is not what the people b***hing about hetero link porn would rather see
So it really were gays, Black folk and troons the whole time?
6 years of sissy Link and NTR zelda being fricked by a green sand guy.
>bump limit
Zelinkchads won.
They always do.
Easy when mods allow tendies spam and clearly samegayging with the router trick
SEETHE
> It's one guy, not tons of lurkers deciding to join a wholesome Zelink thread!
Pure cope.
>it's wholesome porn~!! <3
troony behavior.
Yikes. Just admit you lost.
Most of it was just normal fanart. Cope more.
>all those similar fanarts posted in less than one minute
>the spam stops when clearly the same guy is smelling his farts
Your womb is barren
cringe.
admit defeat
You are old now and you will never have children, woman
>Literally over the course of 4 days
Seethe.
This. And he spams cado when other threads have more posters and discussion
If Link were to fingerbang Zelda using Rauru's arm, would all three of them be cheating in different ways?
I'm still going to fap to Zelda x Ganon
How do you like that, vanillagays?
crazy that you lost and still cant admit defeat
this is going to be archived for all eternity.
EMBARASSING display
>Mario/Peach is gaining popularity thanks to the movie
>Link/Zelda is gaining popularity thanks to the new game
Vanillabros, our time is now.
Ganon won
Replaying OoT and the Sheik scenes are kino. I think there’s an implication Link is having some uh… conflicting emotions over it throughout, which is really funny knowing who it is. Still think that the Hero of Time ends up with the rancher’s daughter though
I think totk made this link and zelda my favorite version of them as a couple. sorry st you had a good run
Zelda won
LONG LIVE THE KING AND QUEEN OF HYRULE!