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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet it's a lazy upscale and it's not releasing on Xbox because the original 360 version is backwards compatible and will continue to be the best version of the game. Screencap this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not going to have the online too which is a shame
      It was simple but super comfy and just based around fricking around and having fun with some optional coop/vs modes (very much like GTA IV's online)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the perfect in-between point of GTA IV and GTA V's multiplayers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not going to have the online too which is a shame
      It was simple but super comfy and just based around fricking around and having fun with some optional coop/vs modes (very much like GTA IV's online)

      It's backwards compatible on Xbox and even supports upscaling to 4k. It'll be a worse version of the 360 game lmao.

      >no PS5
      >no PC
      >no Xbox because original is BC

      Shovelware. You thought the Trilogy was bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.

      Does the Xbox version still have online? I remember it was a hacker wasteland by 2015 but are there even still servers these days?

      No, you're right, I didn't, because the game isn't designed for it. This is abundantly clear whenever you're shooting from a horse and aiming at other people on horses. Controllers are utter dogshit, which is part of the reason this game is so bad.

      You just admitted you suck at the game, your opinion is invalidated

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You just admitted you suck at the game, your opinion is invalidated
        No, not really. Sorry you could only afford a console at the time.

        >Controllers are utter dogshit
        Get good the game gives you deadeye for a reason to compensate for that.

        Never understood the PCgay cope of "NO I CAN'T USE A CONTROLLER SO THEREFOR IT'S BAD" argument.

        >controllers are so bad that the game has to give you slow-mo aim to compensate
        I agree - the gameplay is fundamentally designed around the limitations of the input methods consoles are forced to use. This is not a point in the game's favour.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does the Xbox version still have online? I remember it was a hacker wasteland by 2015 but are there even still servers these days?
        Yes but like others have mentioned in fixing online they broke Undead Nightmare completely.

        I played online with some friends last year and it was still comfy (still pretty full lobbies too surprisingly) and it has LAN support so even when the servers go offline you can do "singleplayer" online roaming or use one of those fake proxy things to play with random indians a billion miles away on fake lan networks

        Also as an added bonus Rockstar made all the Online DLC free a while ago so there's lots of player models and modes to use.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How exactly is undead nightmare broken now?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            zombies literally just don’t work. they’re headless npc’s with regular human behaviour

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That says a lot about our society

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >continue to be the best version of the game
      Anon the 360 and ps3 is the same game, the 360 just had its settings bumped up since it had more room to work with. What people fail to forget(probably because they don't actually play it) is the latest patches frick up undead nightmare and make it unplayable and they are not removable on the x1 and up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 360 version on Series X is 4k and it's sub 720p on PS3

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No shit Sherlock. Its literally the same game on both consoles, the 360 had more performance to work with therefore had it's settings bumped up. Also Microsoft had a team setup to mod games a bump their settings up on the x1x to utilize the more power.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      An upscale is exactly what I want, I don't want fricking trash remakes, just put the original games with some tweaks on modern hardware. And considering consoles are outdated after 7 years, the hardware they should release it on are PC's.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd actually like to replay this to see if it was any good or if its just as bad as RDR2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I bought a second-hand 360 last year to play Samurai Warriors 2, and I played RDR1 at the same time. It's shit. Literally just GTA4 but even worse because it has none of the extra gameplay options associated with the social links, no vehicle variety, and no radio stations. The entire "gameplay", just like most console shooters, is tapping the aim button and then pressing fire because it auto-locks you onto targets. Utter slop. Never listen to console players when they say something is good.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He didn't play in Free Aim

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you're right, I didn't, because the game isn't designed for it. This is abundantly clear whenever you're shooting from a horse and aiming at other people on horses. Controllers are utter dogshit, which is part of the reason this game is so bad.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I am so shit at video games that the game is bad.....its the games fault

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >can only respond to one critique of the game, has to ignore all the others
              >"response" boils down to "g-git gud"
              Just to reiterate for the others: Never listen to consolegays when they say a game is good. They are conditioned to accept slop.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has to ignore all the others
                Because it boils down to
                >I am shit at video games
                >controllers are bad
                >this game is bad because it is on a controller
                >I cant aim so have to use auto aim because I am shit
                >WAHHHHH why is it not on PC
                >this highly praised game is shit
                git gud gaygit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it boils down to
                No, no it doesn't. The other criticisms were nothing to do with the control method. You've just decided to focus on the one thing where you can give a stock response. Sorry you were forced to grow up on slop.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gamne is designed for controllers
                >clear because I cant aim when on a horse
                >I cant aim because I am shit at vidya
                >controllers are shit
                >so game is bad
                You just keep digging yourself into the levels of being known as a fricking shitter at vidya

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i know
                >i'll just keep spamming the same thing I've already said
                Laffin
                You've got no response to the other things I said. Your parents couldn't afford to buy you a PC, and you ended up thinking this utter shit is good. I'm genuinely sorry for you. Concession accepted btw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >parents
                >zoom zoom homosexual
                fricking homosexual is shit at vidya so it is the games fault
                I am an idort I own every platform except xbox one/series X as it is useless

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am an idort
                Owning every platform nowadays is fricking moronic.
                >except xbox one/series X as it is useless
                So is a Playstation 5
                No fricking games, you buy shitty toys just to say you do.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PS5 is the best platform for mutiplayer gaming
                >Switch only platform with actual exclusive single player games
                >PC for any RTS or old games
                What is the fricking issue you spaglord

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PS5 is the best platform for mutiplayer gaming
                Stopped reading

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >black guy not paying
                >implying this wouldnt happen on xbox

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Consoles are for Black folk, yeah

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Play PC every game is hacked
                Yeah you should stop reading you fricking moron
                You know nothing of video games
                Go try play battlefield on PC....hacked and broken
                GTAV....hacked
                Any COD game...hacked
                FTF2...overwatch....cheaters everywhere
                SF cheaters and bots everywhere
                Tekken....broken with cheaters and TAS bots
                Fromsoft game....so broken with PC cheaters they had to take the servers down for months

                PC gaming is for 2 things, RTS/strat games and single player multiplats, only if you are a moron who cares about muh FPS and mah resolution and muh visuals which only morons (like you) would care about as any normal person only cares about gameplay, which in multiiplayer games you have a poor quality experience on PC.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                TL:DR
                https://www.amazon.com/xim-apex/s?k=xim+apex

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is this moronic thing for?
                Are you the homosexual who is so moronic he cant play with a controller?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He posted undetectable cheats for consoles. They are hardware cheats but still cheats.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point is the amount of cheaters on console is minimal.
                The amount of NON cheaters on PC is near non existent and as a game goes on becomes non existant.
                BF4 for example, soon as official servers go, i.e devs stop caring, game is fricking hacked to buts.
                Dark souls got fricking rekt,
                Man I even played BI clash in the clouds DLC and russian homosexuals had hacked all the leaderboards...100s of them. Its a single player game.

                Every multiplayer PC game turns to shitter heaven full of cheaters, bots and shitskin hackers. I doubt there is a single multiplayer game not overrun.
                Even games like overwatch and R6 siege where you get banned for saying a no no word still get bambarded with chink and russian shiiters, cheating and fricking up the online.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess. I know consolegays are delusional but didn't expect them to be this delusional.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >common knowledge that russians, kroeans and chinks who cheat for a hobby shit up every online game on PC
                >whatever makes you sleep at night

                So why again did the dark souls servers go offline on PC ONLY for months?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because there was a potential for remote code execution, something that consoles don't have to deal with because they are closed boxes.
                Freedom ain't free, Black person.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get hacked console sissy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The political and racial brainrot in the US is so fricking cringe lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mfw the consoleBlack person meme is now real

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a bunch of interesting games you gave as examples but do you have a single good game as an example?
                like as an adult you expect us to care about battlefield and overwatch?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is a good game, its justbjective.
                i was just listing of popular games
                You can insert X game and my point will still be true, every utiplayer PC game is full of shitters and cheaters.
                Anyone with any sense of logic, who wants to have a good time playing online games will play on console.
                there are some exceptions like fighting game morons who want better FPS for frame data tend to go on PC, which is still full of cheaters/bots.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PS5 is the best platform for mutiplayer gaming

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ehhhh not really
                Owning a either a Xbox One X or Series X gives you access to a lot of OG Xbox and 360 games via BC (along with the tiny tiny fricking amount of meme console exclusive shit the Xbox One had) and the PS5 gives you access to some superior versions of PS4 games at 60fps as well as the handful of PS5 exclusives that aren't ported to PC yet.

                There's benefits to that although if you already had a PS4/Xbox One it is minimal unless you care about getting the most out of console exclusive content.

                I own a very good PC, PS5, Xbox One X and a Switch and it's a good way to play any content you want really.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Controllers are utter dogshit
            Get good the game gives you deadeye for a reason to compensate for that.

            Never understood the PCgay cope of "NO I CAN'T USE A CONTROLLER SO THEREFOR IT'S BAD" argument.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Controllers are fine, but not for shooters
              If you play shooters on a console you are braindead, it's like playing a 3D platformer with a joystick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically this. fricking game is bland and boring, the protagonist is a homosexual that gets no respect from anyone and his movement animations are moronic. he runs like his knees are stitched to his clothes. can't believe this garbage passes as a good game, let alone goty for it's time.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But pc can play the switch version well that is if it’s any good.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    now go frick yourself

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    switch means it will work on PC, but a PC port would be ideal.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, the switch emulators are WAY more optimized than Xenia or RPCS3 ever will be

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ps4 and switch only
    ?????????

    the frick is this choice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already on Xbox via BC, and frick PC I guess.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's backwards compatible on Xbox and even supports upscaling to 4k. It'll be a worse version of the 360 game lmao.

      >no PS5
      >no PC
      >no Xbox because original is BC

      Shovelware. You thought the Trilogy was bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like it was outsourced to another studio. Which was the developer of Little big planet and Minecraft Dungeons.
        This is miles better than Grove Street Games, but we will know if the port is good or not in 10 days.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ps4 and switch
      hey OP homosexual, if you're shitposting, at least do you right you fricking homosexual

      >PS4 and Switch only

      Okay this is 100% a barebones port

      Probably going to be 30fps too
      Hopefully they at least fix Undead Nightmare because Rockstar of David completely broke it with an update years back

      It's backwards compatible on Xbox and even supports upscaling to 4k. It'll be a worse version of the 360 game lmao.

      >no PS5
      >no PC
      >no Xbox because original is BC

      Shovelware. You thought the Trilogy was bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.

      Looks like a straight port from the PS3
      No remaster
      No need to be on PS5 as PS5 can play PS4 games anyway
      Done by double 11 studio (who?)
      Not a remaster just straight port
      No multiplayer
      Full price

      Frick that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like it was outsourced to another studio. Which was the developer of Little big planet and Minecraft Dungeons.
        This is miles better than Grove Street Games, but we will know if the port is good or not in 10 days.

        The studio was also founded by an ex-Rockstar developer back in 2009.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      consoles people actually own

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are consoles with huge as install bases. It makes sense. It's just weird that they are doing it right now lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is the PS5.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ps4 and switch
    hey OP homosexual, if you're shitposting, at least do you right you fricking homosexual

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS4 and Switch only

    Okay this is 100% a barebones port

    Probably going to be 30fps too
    Hopefully they at least fix Undead Nightmare because Rockstar of David completely broke it with an update years back

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated game, just like every rockstar game

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will 100% release on pc eventually and I can't fricking wait.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it releases on PS4 in 10 days, there's no pre-order page on the store, and there's no announcement from rockstar?

    Seems a bit strange tbh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 and PC versions likely to come later

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Singleplayer only
    >50 FRICKING DOLLARS

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no PC or xbox version
      >no multiplayer
      >its probably gonna be locked at 30FPS since its PS4 & switch

      so emulation/xbox BC chads won then?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xbox version already exists.
        The original 360 version is playable on Series S and X
        >still has online
        >has 4k support
        >60 FPS
        >quick resume
        >like 5 dollars on ebay

        The new PS4 and Switch versions are a literal scam

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Xbox One version isn't 60fps but you're right it's easily the best version

          Just a reminder to anons if you buy RDR1 on Xbox 360 make sure you buy the Game of the Year Edition (disc only unfortunately) it has an optional harder mode that makes combat more fun and rebalances the economy to make money way more valuable as a resource.

          Hopefully this shit new port at least has this in it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rebalances the economy to make money way more valuable as a resource
            this is not a good thing anon
            That means you have to loot bodies more, which is already tedious

            Tbh I think I own RDR on 360 digitally anyway.
            If it was like 10 or 20 I would grab it on PS4 but for full price frick that

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick me, do you actually need GOTY edition for those changes, and not just an equivalent title update?
            i was avoiding GOTY edition because it's censored.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >frick me, do you actually need GOTY edition for those changes, and not just an equivalent title update?
              Yes unfortunately it's fricking bullshit even using the RDR1 disc on xbox one (which just downloads a file off of Xbox Live) doesn't have it since it's the "original version of the game"

              >i was avoiding GOTY edition because it's censored.
              Oh really I wasn't aware of that how is it censored?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh really I wasn't aware of that how is it censored?
                Nudity removed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In the Game of The Year Edition, the woman Reyes is having sex with will have her breasts covered up by her clothes, unlike in the original version where they are visible.

                Huh never heard of that before now how odd must have been sony or microsoft asking to remove it or something since GTA V has nudity in it even if it's just breasts (Lazlow mentioned that they had veto power on stuff when he used to host a radio show) I even remember Lazlow making a point about the nudity in that scene when he was doing radio tours promoting it saying how they'd never done that in a Rockstar game before now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People will really be paying 60 bucks for a decade old game lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        good art is timeless

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        more than a decade, the game is 13 years old

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Works for Mario

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >multiplayer exclusive to Xbox

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch
    it's so fricking over, i'll go back to emulating the 360 version I guess

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing to come out of this is Undead Nightmare hopefully working

    Best case scenario is Rock Star release a patch to fix it on Xbox One but that 100% won't happen because all the people with an ounce of passion at Rockstar have left the company

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coming to Nintendo Switch
    *Also on PC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already on PC you moron. The better version too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better version, inferior emulator.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            RPCS3 and Xenia are objectively worse than the Switch emulators.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's going to be hilarious is that RDR1 on Xbox One X/Sexbox is in 4K too
    So that's probably still going to be the best version since it has Online multiplayer (even if that gets turned off it has LAN support which I play from time to time) and the 360 version of the game was the superior one anyway graphically.

    Only downside is the Xbox One X version of Undead Nightmare is basically unplayable due to game breaking bugs from the last patch they did to fix Online cheating (PS3 and Xbox 360 ones are also broken but you can just delete the patch data to get it to a vanilla state)

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >switch is more relevant than pc
    lmfao the absolute state of pcgays

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS4 and not 5
    Is this just an excuse to not have it running at 30 fps?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *60 fps

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 attachment rates are abysmal, FF16 just failed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder just how much CoDmonkeys skew attach rates.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't blame them, they got nothing else to play.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are coping and claim that they will still announce a remaster for PS5, Series X and PC

      But that's all that is: Coping

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I can emulate it on 3 different consoles

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is rockstar considered the best again? they are doing frick ups after frick ups, is there anyone in charge?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all their best people got driven out after RDR2. Dont expect anything more from them.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a disappointment
    i expected more than a simple port

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't, I just wanted that port on PC, but Take2 is fricking moronic.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PC port is coming is 2024

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >release the 2010 game on PS4 and Switch and ask for 50$
    >make a remaster/remake for PS5, Xbox one x and PC and ask 70/80$
    >get money for almost the same game twice
    those fricking israelites

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS4 and Switch

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't RDR run pretty much perfectly on RPCS3? Who cares at this point.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I held off on a replay for nothing. guess I’m downloading xenia

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey I remember this episode

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its real
    I need Butters in front of pc.gif, but I don't have it.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it doesn't. release on PC it basically confirms they're at least considering a full remake. they wouldn't miss out on the second largest platform without a reason

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pack it in, it ain’t fricking happening

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah like how GTAV PC port isn't happening or RDR2 PC port isn't happening lmoa.
        >Switch IS the second largest platform anon.
        I wonder how many of the Switchgays wanted to play RDR out of all the R* games.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the gta v pc port was announced alongside the xbox one/ps4 ones, one year after gta v’s release. rdr1 came out 13 fricking years ago

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the gta v pc port was announced alongside the xbox one/ps4 ones
            And RDR1 PC port will be announced alongside PS5/XSeX remakes(using RDR2's engine and models since RDR1's map is already in 2.)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              and it will be announced the same day you finally have sex

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So tomorrow night when I come to your mom's house?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person, I've been waiting for 13 years. It's done. I ain't holding my breath anymore. Frick Rockstar.
          Every time they leak something, first it was the various store pages hinting at a pc release, some 8 years ago. Then, with RDR2, everyone got hyped that it'd be naturally at least repacked for PC players to get the full story. Now this shit... this shit is basically a spit in the face.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Black person, I've been waiting for 13 years. It's done.
            We are talking about R*, the company that re-released GTAV on PS5/Xbox on the launch day. They are definitely working on a shitty remake that they are going to release for 70 dollars.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They might still be making a better version for the next gen systems and PC it would be odd to just release a version for systems that are nearly dead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >second largest platform
      Switch IS the second largest platform anon.
      When it comes to GTA./RDR I expect PC would be the least played platform R* games are console games

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >switch and ps4
    That's basically "actual pc port soon as well"

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently there was a youtube video that isn't available anymore?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Nwgd%5C_T1-
    It seems someone fricked up.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt a switch port objetively a worse scenario from the sony pov? pc can always emulate but now you can have it on the switch on the go and i thought sony and nintendo gays both hated eachother more
    not that i care i only play shit that's more than two decade old

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are probably demaking it for SXS/PS5 and PC with RDR2 engine tha's why port isn't coming to PC.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be real: How FRICKED is the Game?
    I doubt they announce it this year to be honest.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they probably want working online at launch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see how they could frick it up, honestly. All they gotta do is make a standard GTA and ship it along with a working online mode so they can keep milking people with Shark cards for another decade.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't see how they could frick it up
        It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
        They just have to ignore the singleplayer story and go full Online mode. Which honestly, I can see happening.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Which honestly, I can see happening.
          No they wont do that, the reason why GTA sells so much is because of the single player, and by that they can hook people into online and by proxy MTX shark cards.
          Dropping single player would be a bad marketing decision

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No they won't do that
            Man, just look how dirty they did RDR1 now. They are capable of doing that and worse and deep down you know it.

            Rockstar isn't what used to be anymore man.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, not porting an old game to PC is not the same as cutting the main course of your flagship IP. Stop doomposting, take a step back, and think for two seconds.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, keep the cope going on if that makes you feel better. I'm just being realistic here and 100% sure that, in one way or another, GTA VI is fricking doomed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I told you to stop doomposting, you stupid butthole.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie this whole situation is doomed, what do you expect me to do? Try to shill the hell out of this frickery? Go frick yourself man.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what do you expect me to do?
                Have you considered maintaining a neutral stance and waiting for more concrete information, before you let your mind goblins write novellas in your musky brain?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I considered it, yeah. Then again, stuff like the GTA Trilogy disaster, this and the GTA Online stuff... All that speaks by itself, isn't?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All that speaks by itself, isn't?
                Sure. As does the fact that GTA6 still isn't even formally announced despite it being a decade since 5. If R* didn't care and just wanted to shit something out to keep milking people with Shark cards, they could have done so many times over by now.

                Just be patient, remain neutral, and wait.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Be patient
                Ok, sure shill.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no argument.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to, Rockstar does it all for me, but you're too blind to see it. Anyway, enjoy your day, i'm done wasting my time with a shill. Enjoy your port and GTA Online content.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree anon and with this

                >No Dan Houser (Main fricking director and writer of all the games storylines)

                >No Craig Conner (Rockstar Composer and audio designer for the games and most of the stations/jingles)

                >No Leslie Benzies (The Producer that helped steer the ship for 90% of R* games and is credit by Dan Houser as being one of the main reasons they're so good)

                >No Lazlow (The main fricking creator of 99% of Radio/TV/Advertisement writing and jokes and 99% of the voice cast for the pop culture stuff are people he was friends with)

                >Will be focused on GTA Online and Take israelite's live service bullshit

                >Modern rockstar has been completely gutted and filled with women and diversity hires according to Jason Schrier

                Literally who fricking cares

                The entire soul of the company has gone.
                GTAVs online push was the nail in the coffin and RDR2 was their last real game.
                The reason why R* tanked RDRO fast too, to distance themself from "old R*" and work with the new zoomer diversity rockstar

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                without the same core team that made the previous GTAs, we're gonna get something more akin to the new saints row than another classic game from rockstar. I can imagine all the cringy millennial writing already.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            GTA single player hasn't been worth playing since SA, no one cares.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they wont announce it this year plus unless they are doing the "new" marketing scheme that nintendo started during and post rona where they announce a game only a few months before release (which they might do seeing how they shadow dropped RDR1 and GTA DE with little time before release) they will still be doing their 6 month marketing, announce next spring, release in autumn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      launching on ps4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Dan Houser (Main fricking director and writer of all the games storylines)

      >No Craig Conner (Rockstar Composer and audio designer for the games and most of the stations/jingles)

      >No Leslie Benzies (The Producer that helped steer the ship for 90% of R* games and is credit by Dan Houser as being one of the main reasons they're so good)

      >No Lazlow (The main fricking creator of 99% of Radio/TV/Advertisement writing and jokes and 99% of the voice cast for the pop culture stuff are people he was friends with)

      >Will be focused on GTA Online and Take israelite's live service bullshit

      >Modern rockstar has been completely gutted and filled with women and diversity hires according to Jason Schrier

      Literally who fricking cares

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        we'll never get another game like GTA or RDR2 again. How fitting that RDR's story is about a new age coming in to screw everyone over.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          RDR2 is a god damn beautiful game to send it off with

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a very fitting end to the original studio
          Shame we couldn't have gotten some Bully 2's and Manhunt 3's before the Shark Card homosexualry really started.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a boys' club transformed into a real company
        Well, now I'm hyped, can't wait to see this trainwreck unfold.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how Schreier brags "IT'S A REAL COMPANY NOW GUYS"
        GTA V is quite literally the biggest entertainment product ever and this fricking moron is smugly acting like NOW they're a real company because it's got more brown people and women there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any reason to suspect they didn't work on GTA VI before leaving? It's been in production since like 2014 probably.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna make nearly a billion dollars its first month (with working online this time from day 1 and shark cards as well)

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are going to announce the pc and current gen console remake trust me Gankerros, my dad works at the big R*

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS4
    I thought they sold 40 millions of PS5 consoles???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost as if the ps4 games are bc on the ps5? Idk maybe im wrong or maybe you're just a moron with no brain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 has backwards compatibility so there's no real reason to release games for it when you can just put it out on the PS4 and have it work anyway.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS5 games are more expensive. Why would you need to care about PS4 when you have 40 millions PS5? Unless something is wrong

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          which makes more sense from the perspective of a second class studio, that's making a cheap port
          >releasing only a PS5 version, saying goodbye to the remaining potential PS4 customers
          >releasing both a PS4 and PS5 version, that are identical anyway, splitting your team, and as such doubling the effort required
          >releasing a PS4 version, that will work just fine on the PS5 too
          same reason they're not bothering with an Xbox Series version.
          the quality of the port will be pajeet tier anyway

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dang that sucks, i still have rdr1 pn ps3. But i cant be bothered to plug it back up

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU ROCKSTARS!

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    arent PChuds already playing this trash on their ps3 emulator with 4k textures and 100fps?

    why would anyone on pc care for a port?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It runs way better on one of the Xbox emus. Also the Xbox version had better foliage settings.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so xchads and pchuds already have the best and second best versions of RDR?

        lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the same helpless morons waiting for MGS ports I suppose

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What stage of grief you at bros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anger moving into spamming bargaining at rockstar on x

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    on this episode of zoomers are too moronic for emulation...

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    not ps5 at all?

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox version is easy to emulate at 60 fps these days

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What took them soo long to make a barebone port?
    Was the RDR SDK really that bad as everyone said?

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw israelitestar will silently delist the Xbox backwards compatible version in the future

    Oh frick

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, LMAO even.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not interested in simple ports
      >GTA Trilogy blows up in their faces
      >oh shit frick it just port RDR as-is
      lol

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This seems fake, Rockstar isn't that fricking moronic. Even the shitty GTA demakes were on every platform.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ps4
    why wouldnt they also port it to ps5? I havent owned a console in 15 years but is adoption rate really that low?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's coming to PS5 and PC in form of a remake using rdr2 engine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i want to believe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 is going to land safely later this afternoon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying that the modern rockstar would do that.
        you will have GTA VI for 10 years, and you will be happy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >10
          Lowest I can do is 20

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            30's pretty low, why not 40?

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They waited too long. I don't give a shit anymore.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    like GTA V?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not a single Wojak
      Take me back

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch port means PC port

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already emulated on PC

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, the Switch emulation is thousands times better than the PS3/Xbox360 emulation currently. So, this is gonna be the best way to play it on PC.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xenia is kind of ass tbch, like it runs good 99% of the time, but there's a weird glitch in game that was never patched from the original hardware like if you go to mexico and you roam the desert, your Aim assist is broken, and you have to restart your whole pc to get it back, but if you play on hardcore mode then it shouldn't be a problem with no aim assist.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is absolutely no way it's only releasing for PS4/Switch.
    Some kind of PS5/XSX/PC release should be also be there, though I have no idea why they didn't announce it along with this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably a remake or better remaster coming to new systems but they want to get all of their sales on the shitty remaster before revealing the big boy. If they reveal the good remake first, fewer will buy the switch port. at the same time neorockstar fricking suck so this could just be it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I don't know if we should be expecting a remake on the newer systems or if we're just coping at this point. I just want the fricking game on PC, israelitestar

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >neorockstar fricking suck so this could just be it
        that’s all you had to say

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the game and it sucks on one hand, but on the other:
    1. I won't regret that I already completed it on Xenia.
    2. I won't have an urge to waste my time and money to replay it on Steam.
    3. There will be a Switch version, which should both look better and take less resources to emulate than X360/PS3. Consider this a PC port you don't have to be sorry for pirating, cause Rockstar themselves didn't let you buy it. They showed you the middle finger - you showed it them back.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No PC version
    >PC gays are fighting for better emulator now
    This shit is funny

  57. 9 months ago
    Boco

    Heh, "Master Race" indeed.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no xbox
    >no pc
    >no ps5
    huh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>no xbox
      They already had RDR1 on Xbox many years ago. 4K and better aliasing through BC.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        but does it run at 60fps?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither ps4 or switch, most likely. If you want 60 fps emulate it through xenia.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    With emulation there is no gold face moron, you can now play this on Ryujinx and Yuzu in addition to Xenia (which already ran it at 4k 60)

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