No, really, who was in the wrong here?

No, really, who was in the wrong here?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    both really, but if you think about it, it's all Zeus's fault

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing Kratos did wrong was bashing his head more times than necessary. Hercules was dead already and then Kratos kept punching for like 15 more seconds until his head was pulp. Seems like overkill. Especially for your own brother.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      By that logic you're saying he should have had more sympathy for Herc over Aries? Also Herc killed his own wife in a drunken stupor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Especially for your own brother.

      wasnt his real brother

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The manlet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos is 7 ft 8 in

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he really that tall?
        Kratos appears to be like 6'5 - 6'8 tops.
        Which is still tall.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got shorter in the norse era

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he really that tall?
        Kratos appears to be like 6'5 - 6'8 tops.
        Which is still tall.

        He's 6'3", in Boy of Snoy, same height as his VA. Earlier games changed his height at random and in the comics he was inexplicably like 7'8" or some nonsense.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kratos single-handedly took down all the gods of the greek pantheon including Zeus

    Pretty fricking mind blowing when you think about it. I'm surprised other pantheons didn't fear him, like in GoW2 none of the Nordic gods seemed to give a shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it wouldn't be satisfying to wipe the smug grins off their faces if they were shitting their pants in fear of Kratos.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't play nugow.
        So, was it satisfying watching the game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't kill Aphrodite. Weak.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because she never stood in Kratos' way and never wronged him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She probably has and he doesn’t even know it. Aphrodite is fricked up like that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, just leave the guy alone and you won't get pulped.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            > just leave the guy alone and you won't get pulped.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure there were survivors, namely
      >Aphrodite
      >Artemis
      >Hestia

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hercules was infected with the evil of Envy released from Pandora's Box

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that they got Sorbo to do the voice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Harry Hamlin to voice Perseus in 2.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me again why English is the only GoW3 dub that uses the wrong name for the guy? Hercules is his Roman name, it should've been Heracles like, you know, the other 99.9% of characters?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if it started with Disney using the name wrong but I blame them anyways.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still mad the cowards pussies didn’t go for the 3 wise men plan. We could’ve dropped nu-kratos, moved to tyr & make the series an anthology series

    Worst. Fricking. Timeline.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn’t go for the 3 wise men plan
      Anon, they are doing exactly that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No as in drop kratos & let us play as tyr.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 was such a shit game. tons of contrived reasons to get these gays to fight, the gay ending of kratos forgiving himself, all the samey weapons, etc. after being left hyped by the ending of 2, 3 just left a sour taste. finished it once and never went back

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I felt the opposite way. Probably my favorite God of War game, though I love all six of the originals. 3 felt incredibly satisfying to me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        glad you liked it man, idk how to explain it but I simply wasn't vibing with it at all. only liked the poseidon fight and the last bit when you beat the shit out of Zeus. I actually enjoyed ghost of Sparta and chain of Olympus a tad more

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      glad you liked it man, idk how to explain it but I simply wasn't vibing with it at all. only liked the poseidon fight and the last bit when you beat the shit out of Zeus. I actually enjoyed ghost of Sparta and chain of Olympus a tad more

      Shit taste. You sound like a homosexual.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos should make an apology video for all his evil deeds

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >port 1, 2, 3, COO, GOS, and Ascension to PS5
    >4K 60 FPS
    I'll pay the $60.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compare:
    >Before the age of the twilight set upon the Gods, a legend rose to claim his place among them. And even though Kratos sat on the throne as the new God of War, he was haunted by visions of his family. A family he himself murdered. But the hands of death could not defeat him, the Sisters of Fate could not control him, and on this day, the man, the legend, Kratos will have his revenge.

    To this:
    >...
    Nevermind, I can't remember a single memorable line from 4 or Ragnarok and I beat them both. What the frick were they thinking?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These games strangely get better with time, like fine wine.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The air on Olympus affected Hercules' thinking.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God of war is really just a generic wish fulfilment

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > original series of games had better writing and story than nu-GOW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greek myth will always be superior to Norse and no I won't stop b***hing we didn't get Egypt instead.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Next game will be in Egypt.
        Almost guaranteed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if only
        norse mythology viking fantasy shit is overrated as frick

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos was seeking revenge, take that as you will.
    Herc was being a moron and wanted prove himself to papa. Notice how Kratos doesn't try to kill him immediatly.
    But ultimately, Zeus started this whole shitfest.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people keep fricking with Kratos?
      You would think the long line of bodies would be a hint to not frick with him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The gods of Olympus seem arrogant to the point of stupidity. I think the event horizon where the gods should've realized something was wrong was when Kratos killed Persephone. He killed a goddess AND defeated a Titan before he ever opened Pandora's Box. Now I'm not saying Persephone is on the same tier as Hades. But at the same token at least one of the gods should've said

        >wait...I thought Kratos was a mortal? How'd he kill a god all by himself?

        Instead they just saw him as a more efficient weapon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone thinks they're hot shit until they're biting a curb as a severed head wondering where it all went so wrong.

        > just leave the guy alone and you won't get pulped.

        >clearly within grabbing and subsequent pulping range
        Motherfricker what part of ALONE do you not comprehend?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a lame post a baby baby bunnies look bette then your nasty ass you are a ware of time nasty pig faced shut in nasty gayget

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention im trans btw

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we will never see Kratos vs Jesus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHERE'S MY WIFE'S SON
      >Dunno, I'm the son of God. *smites the pagan loser and then makes some fish and bread*

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > just leave the guy alone and you won't get pulped.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Master Collection when?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hercules
    >fighting on behalf of Hera
    GOW was alwas slop

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