>no superbosses. >no secrets to find. >no optional dungeons. >no big cities to explore

>no superbosses
>no secrets to find
>no optional dungeons
>no big cities to explore

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no sales

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      Yoshitpiss will be Arrested and Executed soon by JP-KINO police.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no pooBlack folk
    GotY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude is just tanned from being in the sun. His hair is fricking straight.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude is just tanned from being in the sun. His hair is fricking straight.

      it literally has poo in the loos and towelheads

      Nah, Yoshi said there wouldn't be DLC.

      He lied
      the January leak confirmed leviathan is dlc

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fun action combat
    >great writing for the characters and story
    >tons of varied locations = truly feels like a global adventure
    >VAs delivering phenomenal performances with maybe only XII coming close to competing
    yea im thinking FF is back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >great writing

      lmao
      the story is the exact same dumb shit as XII and Tactics in which political themes just amount too "big bad demon was controlling people the entire time" but this time it's analiens

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a problem why?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not a problem in a low quality slop that is sexteen but don’t pretend this is great writing. It’s shonen manga tier.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >exact same dumb shit as XII
        Hey, I resent that. At least majority of the 12 villains weren't cartoonishly evil, you had like 2 Judges. 16 villains are just moronic psychos.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not really, the only one who checks that box is Anabella and she was actually right the whole time about the bloodlines anyway and was grasping on to what little power she had
          and butthole? yeah. cartoonishly evil? not really. in a world where your nukes were primarily born in a particular bloodline you'd have people doing the same shit.

          there's not really room in the world they wrote for characters like the Judges, unfortunately.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The mum and holy empire emperor were just pure evil. Benedicta was the closest they got because at least she had a traumatic past they hint on. Outside of the head in a box I don't know what Titan's motivation was for anything. Ultima who had exponentially more time than Vayn but also has less going on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >political themes just amount too "big bad demon was controlling people the entire time"
        Why do they always do this, it's always so awful and completely ruins what would have been a good story. Are they completely unable to do a climax in a political/ideological story without 'an ancient evil awakens?' The only one I can think of where this didn't happen on some level was Triangle Strategy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Xenoblade 2 did it, but in that case it was more ideological.
          There is no big bad demon controlling everything, but rather the pope who is a human. I was honestly so glad that 2 didn't amount to... "It was god doing everything for his evil plan". Because "God" saw humanity being fricked up and just gave up on them, letting them do whatever they wanted.
          And while the pope is a terrible person, we also see him actively helping people too, in his own way.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Representation of the things that influence us irl

          If I told you it was an allegory for israelites Im sure youd be all over it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tons of varied locations
      Every place Ive seen is drab and dark. Prove it with screenshots or I call bullshit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but the entire game is just forests and deserts

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doomposter who hasn't played the game
    like clockwork

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      barely anyone has played the game because nobody bought it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have played the game though. Can you counter any of the points in OP? Probably not because they're all 100% true. The only thing close to a superboss is a hunt in NG+ which is fricking lame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it on YouTube 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally nothing to exploration
      no secret areas whatsoever
      all areas are lock behind msq sidequests or hunts
      its like 14 where you find a nice area but there's literally nothing there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds pretty realistic to me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude those cool ass cities are just background

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe datamining has confirmed DLC like Leviathan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Yoshi said there wouldn't be DLC.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"Yoshida also shared that the team has no plans to develop any DLC for FF16"
          https://www.escapistmagazine.com/final-fantasy-xvi-ff16-no-day-one-patch-no-dlc-plans/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he said there wouldn't be any DLC required to complete the story like XV had. He said if there is DLC it will be because of popular demand, not as pre-planned stuff you need to play to fill in all the plot holes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          >"Yoshida also shared that the team has no plans to develop any DLC for FF16"
          https://www.escapistmagazine.com/final-fantasy-xvi-ff16-no-day-one-patch-no-dlc-plans/

          Stop making excuses for a man who doesn't know you exist.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"Yoshida also shared that the team has no plans to develop any DLC for FF16"
          https://www.escapistmagazine.com/final-fantasy-xvi-ff16-no-day-one-patch-no-dlc-plans/

          and yet xvi has more story gaps and offscreen shit than base xv

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no fan art
    >no viral memes and videos
    >no word of mouth
    >actual discussion threads take hours to hit bump limit (compare it to elden ring that averaged 4-5 an hour)
    >already feels promptly forgotten
    Isn't this a Final Fantasy game? Where's the hubbub and conversation?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >multiple literal homosexuals

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its like im really playing ff14

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Jill impregnation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jill is so fricking bland
      i don't know what people see in her

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit sounds like a throwaway tekken song

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its fine since the protagonist looks like a throwaway tekken character aswell

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't FFXVI maintain 60fps? It's not even that graphically impressive compared to games that can.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already shutting down at 30 fps, 60 fps would be literally asking too much in 2023.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >femsoy mysterymeat
          Is there any chance she's not American?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        finished the game after like 60 hours without so much as a crash so I think these people are just moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Propably the kind of people that place their laptop on a bad without any stand to free the vents

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. My guess is they shove the PS5 into cramped areas with no air flow and wonder why it overheats.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its hilarious how Ganker cries about unreal, but at least FF7r can run 60fps on it compared to xvi's frankenstein inhouse engine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      forced raytracing modes built in to the lighting engine

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its so much worse than any ff its insane

    remember when people said itd have more cities than xv because the ff14 devs know how to do them when in reality ff16 has no fricking cities
    like fricking tenebrae is more a "city" city in xv than any "city" in ff16 is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still think 16 is a much better game than 15 despite it's many flaws.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it has every single flaw people complained about 15 having

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah the story and gameplay are still much better than 15

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            truth

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            truth

            the story and game are both objectively worse and 90% of shit in 16 is offscreen, asspulls or explained or unresolved and it has barely any rpg elements so its worse

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok barry

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day Clark

                So it has more stats than 13, I accept your concession

                No because ff13 has elemental stats like fire resistance or water resistance etc

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice asspull brother, you have clearly never played the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its so much worse than any ff its insane
      You didn't play XIII or XV

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I have and 16 is worse
        no cities
        no dungeons
        no party
        no vehicles
        no exploration
        no elemental affinities
        no magic stat
        less rpg stats than any ff
        no superboss
        no secrets
        no minigames
        nothing but ff14 trash fetch quests in corridors
        16 is not FF

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If this is true, then there's no hope left for FF

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. I was disappointed in aspects of xvi, but xv legit made me feel like I got scammed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed

        [...]
        and yet xvi has more story gaps and offscreen shit than base xv

        >Its so much worse than any ff its insane
        You didn't play XIII or XV

        I still think 16 is a much better game than 15 despite it's many flaws.

        XVI cultists

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope xvi scammed everyone
        xv delivered on what it promised

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re not even trying

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            xvi-kun malding

            Show me a single black from the game

            go to dhalmek
            there is literal towelheads

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >go to dhalmek
              Liar

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its so much worse than any ff its insane
      Always with you homosexuals over exaggerating everything.
      You might as well just say you're an over dramatic gay

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just did this shit in star wars jedi survivor lmao

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR STUBBORN DEFIANCE HAS STIRRED MY LONG-BECALMED HEART
    FILLING IT WITH A... JOY THAT I HAVE NOT KNOWN FOR GENERATIONS
    I HAD THOUGHT THE TANTALIZING KISS OF SELF-INDULGENCE A DREAM FOREVER OUT OF REACH
    AND NOW THAT ITS SWEET RUIN COURSES THROUGH MY VEINS I SHALL NOT BE QUICK TO RELINQUISH IT.
    SHOW ME YOUR WORTH.... THAT I MIGHT REVEL IN IT

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      16 stats:
      >attack
      >defense
      >stagger
      >strength
      >vit
      >will
      Meanwhile, 13s stats
      >strength
      >magic

      XVI is the best FF and I'm not going to pretend like it isn't.

      Post sales numbers I'll wait

      You have time to wait as well since FF16 shit game has more cutscene than gameplay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >since FF16 shit game has more cutscene than gameplay
        So It's like those EPIC games I played when I was 12!!!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Over half the game in FF16 is spent in cutscene
          >FF10 is a fraction of that

          Thanks for proving my point shit head

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sales = better game

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    16 stats:
    >attack
    >defense
    >stagger
    >strength
    >vit
    >will
    Meanwhile, 13s stats
    >strength
    >magic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      strength is attack
      vit is defense
      will is stagger
      there is only 4 stats in ff16 including hp

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it has more stats than 13, I accept your concession

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does sucking dick feel so good bros

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make an Action game
    >called it JRPG
    Kek, based.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it has them
    and gays
    and a troony main villain

    xvi bombed so hard xvi cultists are just samegayging their shill threads coping while not having even played xvi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show me a single black from the game

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XVI is the best FF and I'm not going to pretend like it isn't.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People act like you do nothing in FF13
    >Loses 33% of your attacks if you don't shift every two attacks
    Shifting obviously isn't hard but you did have to play the game actively

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    leviathan was definitely crystalline dominions eikon at some point in development

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not open world so it’s better than 15 by default

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XVI>IX>VI>VII>IV>VIII>X>V>I>XV>III>II>XIII>XII

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My opinion >>> your opinion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer opinion
      God's i want to vomit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 34 years old.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      XIV>XVI>IX>VI>VII>IV>VIII>X>V>I>XV>III>II>XIII>XII

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks 7R has a good story
      opinion discarded immediately

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has superbosses tier stuff in ultimaniac. Also, I liked xenoblade 3 and it doesn't have any of that other stuff either.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >swearing makes our game very mature

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      as it turns out, normal people swear when bad stuff is happening. Crazy concept.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but people don't think it makes their games mature

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it has no place in ff

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >normal people swear when bad stuff is happening
        Tell me again what part of being the ultimate being and wielding eikonic powers in a world threatened by a shapeshifting troon ayy is normal?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Start visiting /x/ bro. The real world is a lot crazier than what's going on in XVI.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Start visiting /x/ bro.
            I don't do drugs

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >start visiting
            You have to be kidding me. /x/ is full of legit mentally ill schizos who either cannot, or pretend they cannot, follow a simple logical argument and will resort to gaslighting and playing dumb. It's rage fuel for anyone with a strong mind and legit dangerous for more sensitive to manipulation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            After they lied about the ghost blowjob summoning technique I will never go back.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              works on my machine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frickfrickfrickfrick
        frick
        FRICK
        oh frick
        all within the first 5minutes of the game

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It pisses me off to see Final Fantasy brand badly damaged yet again...

    As much some have mixed feelings on FFXIV, that one felt most Final Fantasy than XVI did. Its such a damn shame that the boss fights of XVI are like the best part of the game and that includes the Eikon Fights. I wished the rest of the gameplay was more fun and had all the elements that define JRPG genre for a reason, instead of being a fricking boring mess. Why they continue to fail experiment with new mainline Final Fantasy titles, instead of making a good JRPG?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we chould destroy the mothercrystals lol
    >are you fricking moronic cid
    >maybe
    >okay lets do it
    >destroying one leads to bad shit
    >okay lets keep doing it lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cid does tell him it's gonna get worse before it gets better, and they do take a 5 year break

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5 year break

        that shit is so stupid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh it mostly makes sense with Clive's Ifrit ED, the only reason why they didn't bite it in Sanbreque was because Cid was there and he's dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a terrible fricking set up and I don't know why the reasoning is so fricking thin. It's also really fricking hard to sympathize with all the pain and suffering the destruction of the MC is causing while also going around and the world and trying to help people with their problems. Not to mention that the MC are the most important resources in the realm and no one in power is seemingly worried that it is happening or at all eager to stop it.

      When you start thinking about how FF16 goes about telling it's story, the premise it uses for a lot of things is just so goddamn paper thin. Like going around and helping npcs using the FF14 questing system is pretty forced for a while. It makes a bit more sense later, but it's really hard to get into at first.

      In FF14, even at the beginning, it makes sense. You're part of a wave of adventurers looking for jobs no matter how small. You're a nobody in a new world that you know little to nothing about and this is your way to work yourself through it. In FF16, you're a former first son of a Duke, groomed since birth to first take the throne and then to be one of its leading voices in the military and government. After years of slavery, you've become vengeance incarnate and a blood-covered killer. Going around doing fetch quests is a really hard pill to swallow early on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the whole game is about Clive's transformation from the duke's son into the Founder stand-in building a better world for everyone
        >Not to mention that the MC are the most important resources in the realm and no one in power is seemingly worried that it is happening or at all eager to stop it.
        everyone thinks Clive and Joshua are dead, Jill is at best MIA. there's "rumors" that Cid is responsible for the destruction of the mothercrystal(s) and for all anyone else knows Cid is still Ramuh. Up until they duke it out with Bahamut nobody really has confirmation as to the existence of the other Eikons, at by that point is doesn't matter because every government is currently crumbling or has already crumbled.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno anon, hypothetically if a society was dependent upon an energy source that was literally killing the land by corrupting it's climates than the only ethical move would be to destroy those energy sources.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xenoblade is the real final fantasy now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Final Fantasy has sucked ass since X. Now it no longer sucks as because XVI is good. So yes, Xenoblade is the new Final Fantasy because Xenoblade sucks shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenoblade is good but it doesn't have big cities, optional dungeons, or very much secrets like op mentioned

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek dsp is shitting this game hard

    ?t=2350

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dsp is a fool but I can't blame him here because he's right
      the pacing in this game is awful and the cutscenes plus dialogue are sleep inducing

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there really no superboss?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    El Donte's game is better than FFXVI.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    After beating 16 there were some glaring issues that they seem to want to make us think is better with out it but clearly just didn't have time or cared to put them in.

    -Controlling Jill would of made sense in multiple situations to give us a different perspective and character to use.
    -Mini games such as darts or something within the hideout would of made the most sense due to there being a bar and even having that many people without any recreation to blow off steam.
    -Expanded the ability to have more eikon powers at once through the game to give a bit more combat freedom
    -Crafting is pretty much pointless and gathering all these materials is just literally a waste of time and time in the reward screen
    -More interesting points of interest with unique monsters to find or gear
    -Gear that changed how eikon's moves worked overall instead of just x power or time bonus
    -Different outfits for Clive, there is even a cloth obtaining quest that is pointless

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I've already seen a lot of these posts

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No stats
    >No levels
    >No cities
    >No exploration
    >No elemental affinities
    >No magic stat
    >Less rpg stats than any rpg
    >No superboss
    >No secrets
    >No minigames
    Why it was ok for picrel but not for FFXVI?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No secrets
      They literally have something called secret missions. Also getting the full powered Kalina Ann was something of a secret

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>No secrets
      DMC5 unironically has more secrets than XVI, what exactly do you think secret missions are?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the RPG elements they promised to show in April? lmao

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We get it, you're mad because the plot isn't anime enough, and there's no giant tiddywoman fanservice character

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love how apparent it is that nobody in this thread has played the game and don't have anything worthwhile to say about it, the power of the PS5 baybeee

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for DLC:)

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So straight up action game ? That's cool.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Eikon fights became superior when I started muting the music and replaced it with the super sonic themes from frontiers.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My DLC wishlist
    >Japan based region/nation + associated story
    >Leviathan and other Eikons boss battles + abilities

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My DLC wishlist:
    Clive and Jill PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

    GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT QTE

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros why is Ifrit such a midget compared to most other Eikons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shounen anime underdog shenanigans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the entire game is basically just a mecha anime with a dark fantasy skin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        brb going to play Ironblooded OST over Eikon fights

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ifrit isn't actually an Eikon, but a vessel for the ayys whose real forms are basically a bunch of Ifrits as well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I didn't know that since I haven't watched the entire play through on YT yet. You mean Ultima's real form is an Ifrit and Clive is an alien?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good question.
      Japanese people are generally small in stature, so it's very empowering for them to see a tiny hero triumph over big enemies.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Titan Lost boss fight was 95% copied from the Kronos boss fight in GoW 3. Shame on SE.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really felt like knockoff asura's wrath

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I think Bahamut fight is the best one. Titan fight looks like a shoddy attempt at Colossus and Cronos fights from GoW while with Bahamut it's a fricking full blown proper Gundam duel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Titan Lost boss fight was 95% copied from the Kronos boss fight in GoW 3. Shame on SE.

        Part of it, like sitting on his body and then punching arms, but GoW had you fight trash mobs on there. This is like some Sonic Adventure shit mixed in with that like the running part or falling from the sky with an arm.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you skip all the cutscene game is like 10 hour long

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the hunts not count?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 hours long (20 hours of cutscenes)

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