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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    peak gfcore

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reimu if she american

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cher if she miko

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite substyle of SNES art is when they needed to redraw chibi / SD characters for the Western audience. imagine you're an illustrator in the 80s, sitting at your desk crammed with artwork. some guy in a suit walks in and says, "hey Don (your name is Don), we have this little Japanese game right here. it's called, eh… KeeKee KayKay? so, we need you to redraw these characters, because we don't think they fit our audience over here, y'know. give them more attitude!".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both look good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak garbage pail kids style

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have loved a Garbage Pail Kids game by Konami, their Cabbage Patch Kids game for Coleco and MSX was one of the better looking pre-NES games and best sidescrollers.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh vr knows about this game? thats athletic land, yes, one of the best (if not the best or hero) platformer you could play at home before 1985.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's very few of us, but there are still some older guys on this board even after the rule change.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          have to settle for Retrotainment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great game but

      Konami had solid gold in their hands with the Goemon franchise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They never brought very many of the games over though so missed opportunity for the gambling machine company.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >horse racing in the background
      Must be a joke.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mindbreaking stuff right there

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mindbreaking stuff right there

        Why, you never played the game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This art is actually pretty sick, even though Goemon himself looks kinda goofy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is fantastic artwork. Only 12-year old turboweebs dislike it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        32-year old*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      American Goemon and his meaty, wrinkly little Jim Henson Ninja Turtle sausage hands were a misfire, and that's what a lot of people naturally focus on but the rest of this is actually quite brilliant and I think I (My name's Don, hi) fulfilled what was requested of me to the letter. If I was my boss, Mr. Bill Konami, I'd be quite chuffed. The Tiger is especially a highlight, fricking hell LOOK AT HIM

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        As I recall Goemon's translation was quite competent at that time while retaining some of its humor. It was just a fun game regardless if you understood it or not.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is has to be the one time this jap to west style actually worked (likely because the person behind it actually knows how to draw)

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain the thought process behind the localization choice of designing “Pocky” to appear like a middle-school 50-year-old Cher? Rocky looks great for a western Tanuki

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was just a general Western art trend of turning every young girl into a wine aunt. Cher released "Believe" later in '98, so they were onto something.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were trying to westernise the anime character so it could sell in burgland but artist wasn't very good at it. Many such cases

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can someone explain the thought process behind using the consistent style of the time that everyone in the target locale has been accustomed to for decades?
      No, because you're a dirty little out-of-touch weeb who puts everything japernese on a pedestal.

      As an actual japangay, I'm so tired of drooling fawning weeabooism.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be Japanese, Hiram.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      White people making art other white people would like in a world without internet. The only info on Japan people could access came from books and most places didn't have libraries. It was all relatively new even to experts.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're underestimating how well-connected things were then even without the Internet.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"Nuh uh!"
          Stay in school.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't stay in school, I'm 32 years old, school was over years ago for me. I'm sorry you have a broad misconception of what the past was like because you don't know anything about happened back then.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 players would've been better if you couldn't slide into each other. Pretty shit mechanic.

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