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>Still haven't completed a normal run
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it JUST works

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't go to mushroom biome asap to become God

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to the Mushroom Biome
      >Transmute Toxic Sludge to get it to frick off
      >It transmutes into creepy liquid

      I spent one hour trying to avoid my fate. I should of given up sooner.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I gave up on transmutation when I transmuted water into lava as I ran out of fly over water

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its noit over yet snake

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get good run
    >really good run
    >sun quest level good run
    >play for 7 hours straight, carefully doing everything I need to do
    >cant find black hole spell
    >look through literally fricking everywhere
    >spend two hours doing nothing but searching for the fricking black hole spell
    >go up to the heaven shop
    >insta-kill everything
    >a single stray bullet goes off-screen and kills something above me
    >he bleeds chaotic polymorphite
    >turn into a fish and explode
    fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stray bullets
      shit wand, ngmi

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get projectile reflection
    >Shoot the boss with my peashooter while his shots fly can't hit me
    Took me like a dozen runs to get this masterful win

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reinstalled noita because update
    >won 5th run
    Learn all the ways to escape Holy Mountains. Learn how to trap Hiisi Healers and use Pheremone for infinite heals.
    Play safe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Activate windows.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People who can stand having that watermark on screen the whole time are just like Black folk letting fire alarms do the low battery chirp.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Record gold only four figures
      You need to explore up more

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting le wins is a noob trap because you don't get any unlocks for beating the game (besides 33 orb runs). Instead of rushing to beat the final boss you're infinitely better off exploring side paths to unlock spells instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      personally i enjoy just trying to complete the main path, i always seem to lose interest in doing a very long run after a going through a couple parallel worlds

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i played this last in december 2018, the threads were a fricking blast
    are the wall texts deciphered? how much schizolore have they added since then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are the wall texts deciphered?
      No, and neither is the cauldron. Apparently there's a new mystery but I haven't checked it out yet.
      >how much schizolore have they added since then?
      Not much. The game's lore is as simple as it gets, literally just finnish 'tism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No they're not.
      There's some new content but I don't think it's been fully explored.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just made myself a sexy booba wizard with a gun

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got my first win yesterday and the last boss was a joke compared to anything that came before it and I would win if I just went for it after Hiisi Base on my earlier runs. Didn't spoil myself before my first win and I want to ask if this wand make sense. Can it be improved with spell rearrenging? What if I had double spell instead of triple and removed one chainsaw?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >crit on the chainsaws
      What the frick am I looking at?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the wand casting 2 spells would mean all of the first 5 spells would happen simultaneously and then the last 2.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, modifiers do not count as spells cast. If you have a wand that has 1 spell per cast, and put 10 damage ups in front of a spark bolt, itll cast that spark bolt with the 10 damage ups.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put the modifiers on the spell that actually does the damage. Also put a doible cast at the wnd for spell wrapping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, modifiers do not count as spells cast. If you have a wand that has 1 spell per cast, and put 10 damage ups in front of a spark bolt, itll cast that spark bolt with the 10 damage ups.

        I don't do these in my head so well but if you put two chainsaws and the add mana at the start it should fire marginally faster but also gain a bit of extra mana for more modifier shenanigans.

        Can you explain what it casts in each shot? I remember trying it at the shop and I could always see everything cast at the same time and the projectiles also did crit which believed me to think that it was working as intended.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Check
          https://noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Guide:_Wand_Mechanics
          And
          https://noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Advanced_Guide:_Wand_Mechanics
          Advanced mechanics has what you're looking for

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it casts two it's really simple.
            First it grabs the beam of light.
            Then because the wand casts a second spell it sees the triple cast. That grabs the next 3 spells. Modifiers are always "skipped" so it skips the modifiers and puts them in reserve, looking for 3 spells it can cast. This ends up being the chainsaws. Now that it has the first spell and the three spells for the tri-cast, it applies the skipped modifiers to all of them and fires.

            itll cast the first spell, then itll cast the triple spell which will cast the 3 chainsaws, with the modifiers. The chainsaws will make it so the recharge rate and casting delay is 0, and the add mana will make the spell cast forever, but that crit modifier will only apply to the first chainsaw, not to the spell that actually does damage

            Thanks, I checked through a wand builder now and realized how stupid it was and how I had the tools to make it even better, adding double cast somewhere to make it actually work like I thought it was working. It was pretty strong anyway which encouraged me to play more but I still have no idea how to build something other than "shoot fast".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but I still have no idea how to build something other than "shoot fast".
              Childhood is idolizing memechine gun builds, adulthood is realizing huge frick you payloads on timers/triggers is the best.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I always try to get lightning bolt.
                It's fun seeing enemies get blasted away by it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wizardhood is putting a luminous drill with timer before the big payload on a trigger, on a really fast wand, and having a frick you payload memechine gun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it casts two it's really simple.
          First it grabs the beam of light.
          Then because the wand casts a second spell it sees the triple cast. That grabs the next 3 spells. Modifiers are always "skipped" so it skips the modifiers and puts them in reserve, looking for 3 spells it can cast. This ends up being the chainsaws. Now that it has the first spell and the three spells for the tri-cast, it applies the skipped modifiers to all of them and fires.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          itll cast the first spell, then itll cast the triple spell which will cast the 3 chainsaws, with the modifiers. The chainsaws will make it so the recharge rate and casting delay is 0, and the add mana will make the spell cast forever, but that crit modifier will only apply to the first chainsaw, not to the spell that actually does damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't do these in my head so well but if you put two chainsaws and the add mana at the start it should fire marginally faster but also gain a bit of extra mana for more modifier shenanigans.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game is really weird with the difficulty
    I had been getting filtered for many hours as well, until something just clicked and I could quite reliably clear it. Even did a 33 orb run (though I did look up the locations of the orbs).
    Anyway, that was a few years back, I tried playing again recently and again I'm getting completely filtered.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, i played it for like 150 hours and only beat the game once

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta be honest though I haven't played since my god run, and I couldn't solve the cauldron or the eyes (and nor can anyone else)

    my next goal is to make all the elden ring spells within the game somehow. there are some youtubers who are good at this but they focus on anime moves, and after a certain point those aren't actually as interesting as you think they are. its kinda weird even that people playing a video game aren't making spells from video games but anime and idk cape shit.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game does not respect your time.

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