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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is an insult to the original

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, only an insult to you like the little b***h you are

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoom Zoom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone's mad he couldn't deliver pizzas on the upper crusts of Midgar.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's only an insult to a baby boy like you.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a cutie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell anymore if these are part of the real games or "those" videos.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >forgot about lesdias

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          S tier dicky

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      plap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      PEAK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *pomf*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      plap

      Don’t forget the other FF e-girles!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Nomura was the lead that pushed back the most against changes and wanted the game to stay as close to the original as possible.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think people care? autists love making him out to be this eccentric person just because they don't like the direction of Kingdom Hearts.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cloud sitting in the c*ck chair
    kino, we cant stop winning Zackbros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      zack? more like z-ACK

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a Tifa man but I will pick this because frick Zack

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud and Tifa did the same thing like 3 times during Remake and one of them was Cloud straight up hugging Tifa to comfort her

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud; You know what, just take all my shit. all my girls, fit, style, I don't care!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This kills all my hype. I'll probably not gonna buy Rebirth anymore and just pretend like this remake don't exist. Because its existence really bothers me. Everyone involved ruining FF7 like this should experience divine retribution.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO THEY DESECRATED MY BIBLE!!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This part confuses me, where during the story is even this? It must be somewhere after the gang have left Midgar. But why's Aerith on the bad? Or is that Aerith's adopted mom?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will dislike this game a lot if you are thinking like that.

        I honestly don't care about the story anymore. Just curious. Anyone else think Cid's a bit mellowed out? Him offering help to Aerith seems a bit out of place.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he might be that way because of whatever happens in the game that prompts him to say something like that. I don't think he's nice to Aerith or women specifically, I'm sure. Or maybe now he's just ruined, which would also make sense.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could make for great reaction images

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will dislike this game a lot if you are thinking like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the rest of disk 1 after midgar + Zack saving Aeris judging by the marlene conversation

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't that put it way later in the game? We saw the scene at the City of the ancient. I thought the game was suppose to end there? Based on the interviews they released.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The part that confuses me is that every single girl in this world was wet for Zack, by having him around Cloud becomes an unironic cuck from a Terasu MC doujin.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tifa is and forever will be Cloud gang

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cloud has always been a replacement and he only ever develops a self at the very end of the story, with Zack around Cloud is only grunt #5.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alternate timeline. This is after Zack gets back to Midgar and finds Biggs alive with Barret, Tifa, Jessie and Wedge dead. That's why you see comatose Cloud and comatose Aerith

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zack and Biggs party
        Literally who asked for this

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will your tune change if they add in Cissnei to round out the party?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          zack probably a fair few people

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marlene spoils to Zack that Aerith is going to die so he can save it
    FRICK OFF

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks Aerith will die
      It's obviously Cloud. There's a reason why there are two Clouds in this Remake.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith dies and Cloud sacrifices himself to fight Sephiroth leaving Zack alive with the others.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo cloud will kill aerith

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wheelchair Cloud when??

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are we sure Aerith is going to die and not Tifa?

        Yep. Devs have said it's going to lead to AC still and Tifa is alive there and Aerith is dead

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doubting Nomura kino

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pedophiles get the wall

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we sure Aerith is going to die and not Tifa?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    man i haven't even gotten to disk 2 in FF7 yet and with most of the story unspoiled i'm seeing all sorts of pseudo spoilers to this ""remake"" that make me go

    "why the frick should i even bother finishing any of these games?"
    this story is moronic, that said i wanna hand hold marlene

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wasn't he an butthole to his wife only? As long as they keep the DV

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it isn't true at all, that anon doesn't know what he's talking about.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Celes being beaten up by male soldiers from the empire
    Speaking of, Aerith should also get beaten up by Cloud in the temple of the ancients
    Wonder if they'll keep it

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trailer of random wank
    >that scene with Barret and Dyne

    Apart from all the homosexual shit, this was honestly the best part of the trailer. Dyne one of the best short-lived characters in the game who really puts into perspective how fricked up Barret actually is but grits his teeth about life and still pushes forward.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 he doesn't die

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would... be really fricking stupid. It's a defining point in the story of understanding who Barret is and why he is like he is.

        If anything with this scene changes, he's just generic le funny black man who swears. Even with the meme ghosts at least the main characters still hit their story beats properly. Even if Aerith has essentially ESP about what's going on, you could even bullshit and say she had that in the original game too.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I'm going to actually finish the original game
    Is there any best known place to play it? I have it on steam and a ps1 emulator

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly prefer the ps1 version. I just dislike how sharp the models are. It just looked weird when it is overlayed on top of the blurry/touched up background.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the modern ports of it have some qol shit like speed up
      probably the steam version has that
      there's not too many differences like you have for the rereleases of the classics

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam version running at 800x600 or 1024x768, with this mod for better music https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7/mods/38?tab=description. There was a mod for slightly more detailed chibi models that adds some texture and stuff that I think was compatible with the Steam version as well, maybe look into that if you want. There's some huge HD overhaul mods around that add upscaled backgrounds and shit, some people like them but for me the telltale smudges of AI upscaling look worse than just running the game in ye olde screen resolutions, also they all require downgrading the game to the old 90s release which loses you some things like better framerate, and stability left something to be desired in my experience.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN TEA YOU FRICKING b***h prostitute?!?!?!?

    If that line isnt in the game I wont buy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not the exact line.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I never thought of Cid as a "misogynist". He was rough with Shera but that's mostly because she took his dream away. But he was just normal with other females. Still, he was never the type that would offer help to someone like that. Especially this early into his involvement with the crew. He told Cloud and co to frick off until Shinra came by and demanded his plane. That is when he decided to "help" Cloud. Even then, throughout the story there's a bit of a distance between him and the crew. He was even surprised he was nominated to lead the party when Cloud went limp.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zack bros, I'm so fricking happy. Our guy will finally get some justice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’ll finally get that date with Aqua

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    *shrugs* Beats me. That mindbroken Cloud could be the one that'll travel to the northern crater as part of the other numbers. When Cloud saw him, that'll break his mind and prompted him to give the Black materia to Seph. Maybe, I don't know man.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no cig
    its fricking over

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >32 years old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GAy2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he ever even have a cigarette, or was that just a toothpick?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A cigarette, iirc he uses to lit up some dynamite in one of his limit breaks

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously a cig. In one of his limit break he lit up a dynamite using it. Ever since Japan's tight clamp down on cigs, it's hard to show cigs in any medium over there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smoking dipshit and people that smoke are a waste of life
      >Inb4 mUh SoUlLeS

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate vapers even more to be honest. I don't mind the "cig addict recover" peeps. It's the zooms/milennials that picked that shit hobby up that pisses me off. Like frick sakes, at that point just pick up a cig you gays.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cid only hated Shera and for a good reason and then a relationship was formed around those unique circumstances.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, still, he's not exactly the type that'd offer help to someone like that. He was a bit standoff-ish.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cid only [headcanon]

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >where inexplicably he survives.
    Never played Royal, so I had no idea they changed the game that much. The original FF15 ending was probably the only good thing about it and they still went and ruined that too. lmao

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The fact that it's PS5 exclusive at first, 3 years into its lifespan, while Remake released on PS4 nearly 7 years into its run, this alone will ensure it sells worse.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the story of XV is told across 4 trailers, 5 DLCs (one cancelled), 3 books, two stage plays, and the game itself, very few of which actually agree with one another on basic concepts
    XIII had some ideas, mostly bad ones, but ideas
    XV should just be completely forgotten

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, XIII was still better than IX: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14012757/1/Everything-Wrong-with-Final-Fantasy-IX

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate zack so much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This OUR reality now. ZackGAWDS are now un charge.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >igay phone poster filename
        >defends zack plot shield
        k.. keep me posted

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lol reminder that there was no FF9 remake despite people hyping that up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally never announced a new FF during VGA. Don't know why people expect they'll show it here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        FF9 has been around for over two decades, a remake isn't exactly earth shattering news especially since it got "leaked" like 3 years ago

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Reminder that the VII Remake was great and actually fixed problems with the original and you buttholes are just looking at the original through rose-coloured glasses: https://www-finalfantasywhatever-com.translate.goog/2020/04/final-fantasy-vii-remake-review.html?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_sch=http

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just because 7R1 was mostly good doesn't mean that it also had some big issues

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whispers don’t ruin the entire game, at most they are just a heavy handed middle finger to nostalgia shills. Read “Final Fantasy? Whatever’s” review.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >heavy handed middle finger to nostalgia shills
          They didn't show up anywhere Roche did

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So? The Remake improved on things, like Wedge getting the Sector 7 slums to evacuate, unlike the stupid original.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He fell like hundreds of feet to the ground in the original.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He fell like hundreds of feet to the ground in the original.

                That makes no sense, in the original, Midgar was only elevated to fifty feet, it was three hundred feet in the Remake, which is more realistic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He fell like hundreds of feet to the ground in the original.

                And even if you disregard Wedge, what is Aerith’s excuse for not warning everyone about how the plate could fall and get them to evacuate? Stop looking at the original through rose-coloured glasses, though IX is even worse.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So?
              So how is it a middle finger to nostalgia shills when the ghosts completely ignore a character that was never in the original?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Roche didn’t really do anything to change events from the original VII. I didn’t say that the Whispers were EXTREMELY ham handed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Roche didn’t really do anything to change events from the original VII
                except exist because he's nowhere in the original

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So? It gives SOLDIER more of a presence, u like the original which kept hyping up SOLDIER despite it only amount to random encounters that most players don’t even realize they might have fought some already.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So?
                the whole point of equating the ghosts to "nostalgia shills" is that both of them want things to be exactly the same, which Roche is not.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I more meant that the entire game was just midgar and a few mechanical ramifications for being just in the tutorial area.
          Surprisingly the combat was the best part which was the thing I was sure squeenix would frick up the most with their weird obsession with reinventing the wheel every 5 minutes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            XVI had different gameplay and it was fine: https://www-finalfantasywhatever-com.translate.goog/2023/06/final-fantasy-xvi-review.html?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_sch=http

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was fine yea. The gameplay was never not fun but it was weird to not have any sort of party especially when they even had a status screen for torgal
              Not like rotating casts are new, people were dropping every half hour in 2 and 4, could have done something with that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >won't return in any form
          they're returning
          >you're a purist who wanted a 1:1 remake
          square-enix themselves tried to advertise it as being an actual remake because they were seemingly unaware of the actual meaning of Remake the writers had for it
          >you're getting a real remake with gacha
          for frick's sake anyone who promotes gacha as anything legitimate is a panhandling wienersucker with no life beyond a job making expendable income they can piss away at moronic bullshit, all gacha is bad
          >the original game is shit
          meh. it's nostalgia bias, it's a pretty middling game by series standards, but people put it on a godlike pedestal. still doesn't excuse how moronic the "remake" is

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Or maybe you just have a petty vendetta against Nomura. Reminder that FFIX sucked: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14012757/1/Everything-Wrong-with-Final-Fantasy-IX

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    degenerate frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope remakegay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even play these games. Go rope asap.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoops seems like the normalgay miscliked one of the 30 GTA VI threads.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Betty makes a return. She was cute.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        look at her go

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aerith and Zack will die together to drive Cloud into absolute despair
    Thank you Nomura, very cool!

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so wait there are 2 Aeriths as well?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting to sex two Aerith's at the same time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey that’s my Final Fantasy!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what confuses me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe zack coming over made a few characters from crisis core come. she seemed to be wearing the dress she worse before the jacket like in crisis core. but again you wouldnt wear it in bed also does her hair look weird?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There should be 2 Clouds, Aeriths, Tiffas, Barrets and Reds too. Since they physically went from 1 world to the other after fighting the time janny kings.

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