>Non-indi games are now $100
Bloody hell
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>Non-indi games are now $100
Bloody hell
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Why won't aussies terraform that hellhole?
Why don't yanks terraform detroit?
Abos
downtown detroit has seen a massive upturn since the 1990's, so we kinda are. it's like any other major city as long as you avoid the ghetto pretty much
t. Michigander
>detroit is okay as long as you avoid detroit
With what a fricking nuke? Do it.
they did. australia used to be a forest. aboriginals hunted by burning down the forest and smoking out the animals.
australia is also home to the explosive eucalyptus tree
the forest is now gone.
This gets posted in every Australia thread and it's wrong. The forests were long gone before humans arrived. Australia is a desert because of its latitude and geography.
>Australia is a desert because of its latitude and geography.
It's not even the latitude and geography. It's because of the winds of earth that made Australia into mostly a dry land. The winds and rotation on our planet play a major role in determining the environments since hills and mountains play a huge role on where rains will come into the land.
If the winds/rotation went in the opposite direction, then Australia would've been much more wetter and less of a arid land.
That's to do with latitude and geography anon
Nah abos and rabbits funnily enough changed the ecosystem of australia to desertify it. There are a few deserts that have only been around for 100 years, others 1000's and yeah the obvious geographic deserts.
No they didn't lol
Australia has been a desert for millions of years, hence why it's flora and fauna are adapted to it...
Australia has many deserts, it isn't just one desert that has been around for millions of years. The flora and fauna didn't adapt to rabbits, same with feral cats.
>OP immediately starts talking about porn and pol
obsessed
>source: it was revealed to me in a dream where i was browsing /misc/ and jerking off to blacked porn
Aboriginals claim to have been in Australia for 60000 years.
Cope.
>nah nah wadaa fuga tawkin abut whit man we da gud wuns we dindu a fing mate id be like dat befa au mob gut ere
What?
>Australia is a desert because of its latitude and geography.
are you moronic? Australia has the most diverse biomes of any landmass on the planet, there are still rainforests here the boongs didn't burn down
No. It was burnt down.
This is what Maoris did in NZ and have the audacity to call themselves people of the forest. Just benefit Black folk who want more land to build sheep shearing sheds, it's pathetic.
didn't the maori only get there 20 years before the british
Moriori got there first in 1500AD and actually achieved shit. Formed art styles, stories, technology among other things. Then the Maori's got there a little later, only in 1600 AD and were basically Black folk the entire time. Some euro actually managed to get there in 16XX AD but was promptly chased off by the maori's chimping out. When euro's went back in the 1800's, they gave Maori's guns and beads in exchange for their land (even though it was the Moriori's land but whatever). Maori's, in usual Black person fashion, went back to the Moriori's with their newfound euro guns and genocided like 99% of them. Stole all of their art, stories, everything and claimed them as their own. This isn't a /misc/ larp either, you can seriously search this up, it's public info but New Zealand NEVER reveals it because they're afraid Black folk- i mean Maori's will ape out again.
tldr; Moriori got there in 1500, Maori in 1600, Euro's in 1800, Maori kills Moriori in 1800, Maori successfully tricks Euros into thinking it's their country.
Absolutely nothing you said here was true besides the genocide part. Moriori were a subculture of the Maori, they didn't come to NZ first. It was all Maori culture which was an offshoot of Tonga/Samoa/Micronesia culture which was a descendant of Lapita culture which was a descendant of Austronesian culture. Besides, everyone knows Aboriginals were highly culturally and socially advanced.
>Besides, everyone knows Aboriginals were highly culturally and socially advanced.
Take an anthro class chud. Some of them spoke 12 languages.
12 languages is what leftist abo wiener sucking collage professors say to mean dialects because they want to make Aboriginals sound more advance than they are. Its on the level of a Bavarian being able to understand a Prussian
Being a polyglot is worthless when your people are too stupid to invent the bow and arrow.
They had woomera, which are just as good if not better than bows and arrows.
You don't really understand why technological development happens. It's usually in response to some need. They never needed to develop the bow and arrow.
is that the stick they used to throw other sticks? as far as pre-stone age technology goes they were pretty advanced, it's true
It's like an atlatl for boomerangs, though it's noteworthy that Australia has plenty of suitable and sometimes exceptional native trees for bowmaking.
>It's like an atlatl for boomerangs
no it's just an atlatl they didn't invent a boomerang launcher
I fail to see the argument. They had no need for bows and arrows.
Nice try but not really. We're talking one tribe speaking 12 unique languages to the tribe all with different social and ritual usages.
Lmao more bull from leftist collage professors calling a few different words they use a unique language, why dont you look up how many words the average aboriginal language has and compare that to a German or Asian one
I understand. It doesn't change the fact their culture is worthless.
>woomera
nothing magical Black about that, several other tribes around the world all came up with their own versions of a spear thrower throughout history.
Yeah and? That's besides the point.
Germans are legit subhuman lmao
Say the line stormBlack person
Germans are subhumans but they've at least managed to achieve things of note in history that isn't petrol huffing.
LOL. What, like destroying Western civilisation and setting back Europeam progress countless times?
Yes. I said things of note not things of praise. But Bismark absolutely humiliating the French made it all worth it.
Petrol Huffing is proud aboriginal tradition
>calls germans subhuman
>thinks aboriginals are cultured and sophisticated
How do mouth breathers like you even tie your shoe laces? Pretty sure I BTFO'd you on a thread on his yesterday too begone brownoid/troony
>Besides, everyone knows Aboriginals were highly culturally and socially advanced.
>t. Uneducated wigger
You're embarrassing yourself, dole bludger
Lmao keep convincing yourself Aboriginals weren't primitive savages
Idk mate, have you ever met Irish Catholic bogans? Eshays? Same deal.
The scum of the white race are still a step up from your average aboriginal lmaooo
you forgot the part where the maoris also ate them because they were into cannibalism
Not him but they specifically ate the brains because they thought it gave them more power when in actuality eating human brains can severely deteriorate your own. Imagine being in North Sentinel Island but the island is the size of Japan and the tribals were literally moronic. That'd be scary.
>Cannibalism bad!
>Europeans brutally torturing people by pouring burning shit down their throat...le good!
>Europeans eating mummified human flesh and the hearts of kings...heckin based!
>Human sacrifice bad!
>Butchering cities of people over Catholicism vs Protestantism...Holy keyed!
There is no good-bad people or cultures. Cultural relativism.
The invaders killed around 10% of the population in a ritual that included staking out women and children on the beach and leaving them to die in great pain over several days.[9]
During the period of enslavement the Māori invaders forbade the speaking of the Moriori language. They forced Moriori to desecrate sacred sites by urinating and defecating on them.[9] Moriori were forbidden to marry Moriori or Māori or to have children.
damn maoris are ruthless
Wait so where are the Moriori now? Have they been consumed by the Maori culture or are they good?
apparently the last full blood moriori died in 1933 but there's some mixed ones left
Pretty much entirely dead. Moriori followed this thing called Nunuku's law which absolutely forbade killing and eating human flesh. There's an island out west of NZ, not that far, where some Moriori lived. Maori showed up there one day and just started killing them. Not a single Moriori fought back or really tried to escape or do anything because of Nunuku's law and they all died. Maori love retelling their own version of that story involving Europeans supposedly killing innocent Maori children on horses while they sat on the side of a path. They're fricking scum. Their ancestors are fricking scum. Their lineage is fricking scum. How they have a seat in parliament is beyond me.
Now the disgusting barbarians that genocided peaceful cultures are revered, lol
You sound pretty butthurt
t. Maori
Nah I don't see what the big deal is. Are you outraged about Cromwell massacring the Irish? Caesar butchering the Gauls?
Don't forget they want backsies on the treaty because apparently they fricking misunderstood it despite signing it AND trading for it. Unironically brain rot monkies. They want their fricking land back to put more state houses on, dead exotic birds to make their silly coats and rivers/lakes because fricked if I know. Reality is, they want everything back because they "mis-sold" the country and when they do get everything back, guarantee you those fricking idiots will sell land and rivers and lakes en masse to Chinese buyers.
For you Americans out there, imagine if every Black person was turned into a Native American. Just imagine the daily hearings of muh reparations and muh land. That's what's happening here and I'm fricking sick of it.
Jesus Christ.
>Maori chimps killed the meek culture
Fricking cancer
The brits actually had to make treaties with the maori because they couldn't beat them or wipe them out
To the South Island, yes, not sure how long they were on the North for.
what's with angloids and the empty land myth? you gays love that shit
>australia is also home to the explosive eucalyptus tree
same ones in Cali I believe.
>same ones in Cali I believe
>non stop wildfires forever
the best trolling these c**ts ever did
>australians do controlled burns every year in order to minimise any bushfires
>everyone who takes gum trees does not control burn and wakes up one summer day to hellfire
controlled burns actually do nothing to help
They weren't as widespread when coons started doing their advanced agricultural techniques, they were artificially selected.
Australia actually gifted those Eucalyptus Trees to California.
Then California had the worst wild fires ever recorded. Now they're infested with the fricking trees since they "flower" and "Seed" by exploding.
kek, at least in San Diego, they are everywhere because back in 1860 some frickhead named Frank Kimball went around planting the frickers everywhere in the Sweetwater River valley
Burning California is a gift to the rest of America.
our economy is carrying you hard, flyover
Not anymore. Doesn't California have some insane tax shortfall at the moment because all the wealth producing people are fleeing the state?
Frick that keep them there. Their moving to the south in droves and as everyone from there that moves here the prices of everything skyrocketed. A used ‘04 camry is like 10,000 now they literally have taken the main streets of most southern towns and gentrified them. Fricking hairy dykes and soibois walking amongst the population. Fricking louisiana is turning into Austin before my eyes.
most of out native plant's don't propagate unless you set them on fire, genius.
The environmentalist seethe would obscure the Sun and cause an ice age
Terraform means to make something like Earth. Since 'Straya is on Earth, it is by definition terraformed.
How to say you haven't been to rural Australia without saying you haven't been to rural Australia
They can’t even afford videogames and you think they can afford pumping billions of gallons of water into the outback?
>boomers in charge blocked piratebay like a decade ago and said "mission accomplished. piracy is dead!"
Hell, Im pretty sure you dont even need to use a vpn still. ISPs in this shithole give no fricks.
you literally just change your default DNS. thats all you need to do.
no my favourite youtubers says i have to heckin VPNerino with their affiliate link. what is a dns?
>Major ISPs decides to block a bunch of torrentingg sites
>Unblock them a month later
This has happened at least ten fricking times with nyaa, I don't understand
I remember when I used to work for one of them and the Christchurch shooting happened and they just blanket-banned a bunch of websites and the overwhelming response internally was "why"
I remember when they blocked Ganker and then they just undid a month or two later. Wacky decision-making but I'm not complaining.
Even that just a DNS block
you could get around that in like 30 seconds
No shit sherlock, everyone did.
I'm just confused as to why these decisions get made and then un-made. It's to save face for whatever exec's in the building at the time, but I'm still caboose clobbered over it
>connect to Indonesian VPN
>change region
>buy your game using that VPN
simple as that
those city names are terrible.
>not living in Townsville or Toombawoomba
ngmi
how many powerpuff jokes do the people that live in townsville have to hear each week?
As someone who lives in Townsville, nobody makes this joke surprisingly
>nobody makes this joke surprisingly
too scared the monsters might hear them?
Where exactly Black person. How is the rain treating you? I'm near the strand and the wind is absolutely picking up.
The idea of someone going up to a Queenslander and being like "Townsville, like from the P-powerpuff Girls" is a hilarious image.
they don't have public television in Townsville
10 years of living there, only once overhearing children having a giggle when i was xmas shopping back in 2013 or so
When I was a kid I thought the powerputf girls were from there
toombar is goated
>townsville
it basically means citycity. what kind of madman would name a city citycity?
Funniest one's always hearing people try to pronounce Albany and Esperance
What's the right way to pronounce them?
Al-ban-e
Es-per-ence
The -perance is one syllable in Australian English
Can australian have exotic pets?
Any aussies here have pets that are not cat, dog or birds?
>Any aussies here have pets that are not cat, dog or birds?
I got a asiatic. Not sure if that counts.
You can own a bunch of snakes and lizards. Dingos and Foxes if your are in NSW.
>snakes and lizards
those are pretty common too.
Anybody have pet kangaroo or koala?
true but what $100 game has been made in the last 10 years that was even worth fricking buying?
i think the most ive spent on a game in the last few years is maybe $40
That's US $70 including tax
crazy. They base is still 60 in America. It's even wilder because in a price increase we're always the first to get shafted while others pay less, so it is odd to see. I think an increase is in sight here as well.
What kind of dollars?
Dollaridoos.
>dogshit like forspoken is $115 aud
what are they thinking
Only Barry will buy it so they must get as much as they can from that single sale.
who?
My boyfriend
its a good game
stop shopping at EB, dumbass
It's 115 on steam too
the only good thing about australia is that 95% of the girls here are mad frickable. everything else is so gay and moronic
Australian consumer law means you can get a refund on anything as long as it came faulty when you bought it, regardless of store policy. How many games do you know of which are bug free?
Next time, buy whichever game you want, play it to satisfaction, then demand a refund for it being a faulty product. If it's a digital store (which it most likely will be), threaten to contact the ACCC in your refund request message. I've done this about 5ish times now and it's always worked.
>abusing refund windows to play games for free like a scumbag
And now you know why corporations fight tooth and nail against consumer protections
But it's so much more fun than regular piracy!
because they're filthy israelites and would do so even without any possibility of abuse?
No see anon it's totally fine to be a thieving Black person because we're hurting the ebil corporation
It really is fine though. Corporations see me just as an object to squeeze money from, and I see corporations just as objects to squeeze entertainment from. For free as possible.
Those corporations would be against those consumer protection laws even if everyone was a saint. The fact that our lobbies can stand up and win unlike in America is one of the best parts of living in Australia.
>Those corporations would be against those consumer protection laws even if everyone was a saint.
Absolutely. I was just pointing out that things aren't black and white.
I did this with Mordhau after about 30 hours because I realized it was just For Honor with shitty graphics and no lock on. They kicked back my first request when I cited Australian Consumer Laws, then I just went and found some forum post about a bug and linked it in the request and they approved it.
the ACCC is one of the main reasons steam has a refund process in the first place
I am struggling to pay the rent bros.
That old geezer still working at BILO when he's in his 60's wearing LOWES track pants and a beanie with a hole, yep that will be me one day.
if you're a single loner theres no reason not to live with your parents
just pay them room and board and they won't care trying to live on your own is just wasting money unless you have a lot of money to burn or you're just trying to raise a family
>if you're a single loner theres no reason not to live with your parents
They moved to America when I turned 18 and more or less kicked me out because "Thats what they had to do when they were 18".
which is moronic because the cost of living was way more manageable when they were 18
most people i know still live with their parents unless they have kids so that sucks
Yep, the moving out meme and its associated social stigma is literally just cultural holdover from boomer era when buying a house was like buying a used car.
Don't you have welfare in Australia?
Check your parents privilege
>Don't you have welfare in Australia?
Yes but it's basically the absolute bare minimum possible to be considered "alive". It's not possible to actually live on this due to cost of living being so high unless you live in the literal bumbfrick nowhere sharing a room with 5 crackheads inside a camper van.
Plus in order to get any kind of welfare you have to basically be the bottom of the bottom of society. It's not easy to get even if you need it.
I get student welfare but it basically covers less than half of the rent anywhere within a reasonable distance from my uni. Gets docked based on your parents income if you're under 22 as well so if your parents make a lot of money but spend it all on dumb shit or just aren't helping you with it you can get fricked lol.
>Don't you have welfare in Australia?
Are you abo? Then no
where the frick do you live where they still have bilo
>I am struggling to pay the rent bros.
quick run down on the cost of living in straya?
Rents BAD. throwing money down a hole for a roof.over your head you dont evem own is NOT WORTH IT. im trying to live with family for as long as possible until i can buy outright.
>TLDR https://youtu.be/gqFPhsO-2W0
boomers and chinese investors own all the houses so anyone who isn't 60 years old has to rent
since everyone is forced to rent the cost of renting is extortionately high and you have to jump through all sorts of moronic hoops to be approved to rent a place
then the boomers and the chinese who make loads of money off rent use it to buy any new house which is constructed
this is happening here in California. We have Oergon, Washington, Idaho, and Vancouver in Canada to look to as examples of what will happen if you don't stop it.
They passed a law to stop foreign AG investment (like Arizona and Chinese alfalfa) and AIrBnB, but it's not enough. I think something like 10% of rentals are foreign owned.
It's fricking disgusting.
yeah it's disgusting. i wish the government would intervene here but all their solutions usually involve building more houses because they love the money
Yep WA tried to boost the economy in the face of the upcoming pandemic in early 2020 by giving people free money to build a house, now we have shit loads of empty slabs, a ~3 year wait on a new build and a bunch of building companies have gone under
My state rents cheap you can get 1 bedroom shitty apartment for like 450 but crimes rampant. Price of food skyrocketed a dozen eggs ise to be 1.50 now its 5.50 and you have to eat the worst shit imagineable to survove. No one will hire you because in our state theirs no jobs unless wagoe walmart jobs. Im training to take my A+ exams by the end of february then my network exams and hopefully i can move out of my parents. Ive been living like a hermit cause i was working and had a mental health crisis and got put on SSI and the past 5 years has been terrible in and out of psych wards and popping anti psychotics and klonopin to survive. Ove smoked weed everyday for 11 years steaight so i thi k thats why i went i sane, but ive been two weeks sover and i feel better i relapsed though but frick it
Stop projecting, only 30% of people here rent.
60% of people under 35 rent
I’m 33 and took out on a mortgage last year, I make 70k a year, I’m not rich but I’m not broke wait her
how much had you saved up?
For a 220k property I put 50 down and financed 170k, payments are 1100 a month, i have thirty year mortgage, 30 years to pay it off but I hope to sell it maybe 10-15 from now and make lateral move into similar property but without the ball and chain of a bank, I dont want to flip it and take on an even bigger mortgage and end up where I’m at now
My only regret and it’s not a huge one is I could have financed commercial property for this same price and charged 5k In rent minimum to a tenant wanting to run a business out of it
But too late now
>i have thirty year mortgage
If I don’t sell it within 15 I know I’ll be fricking myself with the interest payments, For my monthly is pay half mid month and the other half at end of month to reduce interest but my bank doesn’t allow it, they’re wise to that
And that 50k down took me YEARs to save, sad I know
Unless you have a six figure down payment that's the norm and has been for decades.
So do I. That's the standard. I'll have it paid off in 15 years.
build a PC
torrent
End usury
why would you buy from stores?
Just get them from steam or digital for dirt cheap.
It sucks that you can't get physical but if you want just import it.
I haven't bought a game in fricking years from ebgames or a physical store unless it was preowned or dirt cheap.
Do any aussies here think they'll be able to retire or buy a home?
Shit gets more and more insane.
I'd say it's impossible at this rate.
The chinese fricked us over and the government helped them.
Also why the frick is there no outrage for the shitty nbn farce that ruined internet her for decades now.
as long as your average dumb shit can watch whatever dwayne johnson garbage gets dumped on netflix in 720p they don't care that the nbn is a joke
>buy a home
Why the frick are houses so expensive in Australia?
I thought you guys have a fricking huge land.
isn't most of it the 5th circle of hell
>Do any aussies here think they'll be able to retire or buy a home?
I plan to get a pretty well-paying stem degree, continue to live like a starving student and save/invest everything extra.
Whether I'm actually going to pull it off is another matter though, I'm pretty good at fricking up. I'd consider it my talent even.
why would i buy a fourth home?
>invest everything
What can I invest?
I'm 32 and only have $30k in account.
I can only invest $10k and save the $20k for rainy day fund.
No real advice for you there anon I'd figure I'll get to thinking about that part when I actually have money, which will be at least a few years.
I'd tell you to ask Ganker but being realistic you'd probably have better luck doing the opposite of whatever they say.
>ask Ganker
those morons have no good plan except for just buy cryptocurrency and wait for it to go to the moon.
2 more weeks.
I am a trust fund neet with a fee million in property given to me. That's hardly enough money to do anything. Save for property and dont buy apartments. Look around the central coast of NSW for decent deals even now.
I'm really damn lucky in that my parents have told me I'm free to stay here literally indefinitely. Like, I want to move out like a motherfricker, but I can't really afford it, but at least I don't have to stress about ever going homeless.
Friend of mine who lived in the Sydney CBD for 2 years is being forced to move back home for financial reasons, it's a doggy dog world out there.
mine "force" me to stay at home because they both work interstate
I bought my first house last year for $700k. A modest 3 bedroom 30min from the CBD.
Insane how 15 years ago that money would have netted me a comfy small suburban double-story.
I built a house at 29 (36 now) that had gigabit fibre to the node built in (not that I subscribe to that speed)
boys next sem should i transfer to uts or unsw (comp sci)
i reckon i dont need to go unsw since its longer transport and im a god at self learning
Does anyone else from the east coast completely forget that Perth and Darwin exist for years on end? What do they even do over there?
mostly make a shitload of money from the mining industry
Can I have some?
You already do.
If WA didn't have mining the East would be relatively fricked like NZ. It's why Aus interest rate hikes haven't been as brutal.
They forget about us over in Adelaide too.
i like it that way as nobody bothers us. Ever. its great.
Perth here. There is nothing to do, but don't come here. Okay?
Perth gay, we play vidya, watch anime, get drunk, go hooning and sleep.
Most of us live on the coast where the cities and infrastructure is. The majority of inland is made up of farms, mines, abo dugouts and 70 year old retirees waiting for death. There is no infrastructure out there amongst the holden wrecks and boiling diesel. It's hot as hell inland. There is like no point living out there. Especially if you have to drive 3 hours to get a Dare, frick that.
>Most of us live on the coast where the cities and infrastructure is.
Yes, but if you have plenty of lands, you should be able to expand around the city, which should keep the price reasonable unless you're buying houses in center of town.
But right now, even if you're living somewhere 1 hour away from the center of city, seems like you're still paying unreasonable price for the houses.
Perth has the second worst housing prices in the country, second only to Sydney. We come in first place for a lot of other stuff like food though. It's a very overpriced place to live, but nothing can or will change.
I live in Darwin. Think of it like a really big country town. Only it's right next to a billion different Abo communities so we have a trillion abos.
We live like you except there's less poofters because Sydney and Melbourne are too far away. Perth has a reputation as a city with nothing to do and it's great.
Come and work FIFO you'll get six figures doing literally anything in the mines.
m8 did you forget back in the 360 days when COD and all that shit was 110$?
What are the downsides to living in Straya?
It's a woke nanny state hellhole, asking for the upside would be better
Short delivery time from AliExpress I guess
>asking for the upside would be better
Paying for uni is easier than in America? I guess that's something
you get an interest free loan which only increases in line with cost of living, you don't ever have to pay it back but once you earn over a certain amount of money they start siphoning repayments out of your paychecks
Is that certain amount of money high enough to make the whole thing worth it?
you can get a loan of like 100k iirc, bachelor's degrees are, on the high end, like 30-40k depending on your uni
all the chinese students come here so they jack up the price because foreign students have to pay extra + pay upfront = more money for the uni
You either took a meme degree that landed you a mcdonalds job in which case you earn so little you don't have to repay and your debt basically doesn't exist or you did well with a good degree and make six digits but lose 10% until it's repaid. Could be a lot worse.
A good 2/3rds of the price is paid for you by the government if you're domestic, so worth it as long as you get into a good uni and pick a degree which will actually get you a job. No clue if it's a good idea if you're international but we seem to have floods of foreigners here for uni so either it's not a bad idea or we're here running one of the biggest education cons around.
Why are universities in AUS so outrageously expensive? Are they really worth it?
>Why are universities in AUS so outrageously expensive?
They are for rich Chinese who want a degree that carries weight both inside and out of China.
They still charge international students even more
indian and chinese students cheat in their home countries then come to australia to do a master's degree to legitimize their useless one
But they cheat here and can't even write in English 75% of the time. We just give them the degree, take their money and send them back where they promptly destroy their countries because they are completely incompetent.
Based all around, frick thirdies. Besides it fricks with their psyche to live on Australia and see how good we have it compared to their shitty counties. Best propaganda in the world honestly.
hot as frick in summer
there's usually a big fire or flood every year
the women are loud and gross
tv is a constant barrage of aboriginal nonsense
normal people are so apathetic that hysterical woketards have free reign to do their moronic shit
$30 for a 20 pack of ciggies
>living with parent to save money
>except they have to sell the house (losing a lot since prices dropped hard) to pay off debt
>moving to adelaide where houses are cheaper
how is it?
i really hate this
>Adelaide
I liked Adelade when I visited nearly a decade ago, so much quieter overall than Sydney, much cleaner too. May have changed since.
hope not, that sounds sweet, I'm in sydney now
sorry mate, I'll be over there in the next few months
>Moving to where i live
GO AWAY WE ARE FULL
WE DONT NEED MORE PEOPLE MAKING IT MORE EXPENSIVE
It's up to 40 if you don't want ones that taste like shit
The most poisonous snakes and spiders on the planet
you vill play nothing, and you vill be happy
Everything is expensive here unless you penny pinch. rarely buy new games now unless its holiday stuff or something exceptional.
>Everything is expensive here unless you penny pinch
Is it that bad?
yes. we make more money in general so people capitalize on that. Basically unless you shop at cheap places (like Aldi which has beem a blessing as its affordable) prices can get egregious. try to spend less than 100 AUD for a weekly shop in woolworths or coles.
If you think it's bad in Aussie, cross the ditch. Here you can put five things in your basket and be out $70. We literally bought a packet of chicken nuggets and a packet of oven chips last night and it was $20. Takeout would have been cheaper.
I hate abos
There is nothing to do here
I want to go visit Japan
I want to go to a cosplay convention
I hate Japs more than anyone. Worthless, ugly people.
I assume you aren't counting abos then since those are fauna and not peoples?
Aren't the numbers of everything in your country higher anyway? Or what's the justification for mark-up?
the australian dollar is not the same as the american dollar. also, all our labelled prices have all the tax baked into them.
I know, that's what I mean. The value of your currency is lower, so all the numbers are bigger anyway, right? What's the import tax, life 40-50% or something? I keep hearing anons talk about the high prices when I thought this applies to all of your imports, not just vidya
>What's the import tax, life 40-50% or something?
10%. which isn't even an import tax. it's what we pay shopping locally anyway. no other customs or import fees, unless it's on high price goods,alchohol/tobacco, or bulk good for reselling commercially
it's import taxes but also cost of shipping to our out of the way island nobody goes to
Who the frick buys games at release?
ur goin 2 a climate rally and tone winks at u like this
wwyd?
Pull my handy raw onion out of my pocket and bite into it post-haste.
At least abos aren't as numerous as blacks
Honestly pure abos aren't even that bad, sure they'll sometimes get drunk and club their cousin to death but they're mostly safe to whitey and you'll probably never even seen one. The half/quarter/octo castes you see in the cities however are feral
I don't feel safe walking the streets of Australia because there are so many:
>poor, stupid whites
>abos
>islanders
really? how would they compare to Black folk or nafris
They are all Black folk with a different cosmetic
i love Aboriginals, i hate their False pagan nonsense they are duped into believing.
What gorillas are to chimps, abbos are to blacks imo
The younger ones have grown up watching American Black folk and are steadily turning into them instead of lazy wife beaters like their forefathers.
Fricking seppos are even ruining our monkey men
>Scomo
>Berejiklian
>Whoever ran against Andrews
>Now Perrottet
I swear all that "own the Libs" energy from America magically manifested itself into Auspol instead. Real Monkey Paw stuff.
aus/misc/ is a cesspool of actual sub-60 IQ boomers
Why does all our "right" have to be a bunch of religious nutjobs (that the media completely hides until they're out of office), I don't want to vote for leftoids but there's nothing else to do
Australia is a Labor country. Albo and the government are actually doing their shit for the first time in years. Just recently they made some landmark defence treaties with PNG that will get the Chinese to frick off.
The conservatives in this country are a joke and now the Libs are trying to model themselves after the republicans and it will kill their party.
If you read the Libs cope report they released last month they admit that most of the problems that led to them losing last year have existed for a decade or more. They have always been incompetent.
Why are Australian women like that?
Globalisation
last game i bought was DOOM Eternal for like $5 AUD, lmao.
endchan's /ausneets/ board is pretty sweet
>get digital bank from any country with a cheap store, for example Argentina
>go to your steam account, add the new payment method
>go to support, change the account's country to that new country
>enjoy regional prices from anywhere in the world
I've been buying games from the cheapest store in the world for 5 years now, using this method
the card is enough? you don't need to vpn to argentina?
no vpn needed, the actual requirement is the payment method
Good Frick You!
>now
RRP for games in the 360 era was frequently $110+
>tfw ACT
I fricking hate Australians so fricking much. I HATE living here. I hate this backwards bogan-infested backwater moron asylum. At least the shit-smeared pajeets and bug"people" chinks will overrun us in the next five to ten years.
Keep saying that, wumao bug, no one's buying it.
>parents bought land before massive influx of chinks making prices skyrocket
>parents are now filthy rich despite being lower middle class most of their lives
>was able to give me a piece of prime country land in Tasmania
>mfw built a house there for practically nothing
>mfw my land and house is now worth more than a mill
You homosexuals should have had better parents.
My parents had like 3 fricking chances to buy properties that are now worth 4-5 times their original value and never took any of them. They even had rich friends giving them great advice that they brushed off repeatedly because "too risky lol". They're definitely doing better now, not millionaires like they could've been but life is fairly comfortable. Just sucks they're so fricking stupid.
A lot of boomer morons had no idea how good things were and thought going into debt for a 50,000 dollar house was a rip off and you'd have to be crazy to risk it they're only realising now how dumb they were
They rented a house for $300 a week and was offered to mortgage it for $250,000. Honestly wasn't a bad house at all, some design quirks but otherwise the view was amazing and area was quite nice. They declined then proceeded to live there for 15 years. That house can be rented out for $600-800 easily now and is worth close to a 1 mil. 'Thats' how stupid they are.
So many boomers did this. I don't know if it was because of commitment issues or some paranoia about a market collapse. Total morons.
Well said. No clue what it was, I know they moved around a bunch so maybe commitment issue? Still fricking stupid either way. I'm glad they finally own their own house now but even then that seems like a fluke because they're continuing to do moron boomer things. For example; they could go on a fixed rate or a floating rate, floating rate was a little less than fixed but honestly not worth the hassle, I tell them to change, "No anon, mortgage broker says floating good", I tell them every time they bring it up, market changes, rates now quite high, floating is now double what fixed was worth, mum is upset because obviously its getting pricy, ask if fixed is still an option, "yes anon", so change it, "No anon, mortgage broker says floating good.". Frick me. Sorry I have no one else to tell this to.
My family somehow devolved from middle class to lumpenproletariat in like two generations.
Mine fricked me so hard it's almost unbelievable. They had multiple chances to build million dollar careers and just totally blew it. I hate my c**t mother so much
My one surviving parent's property is worth almost $3 mil. I think he might be planning to leave it to me alone because of something he once said to me once about not letting the others pressure me over the property after he's gone. My siblings are going to be fricking furious if it turns out he did leave it to me.
What the frick are these regions, wouldn't it be better to subdivide it a bit more?
they're mostly from the former colonial territories which combined to create the commonwealth of australia
There's nothing in most of them. WA can get away with being twice as large as Texas because 70% of it is uninhabitable desert.
What the frick are those names?
>Groote Eylandt
>Karumba
>Bundaberg
>Towoomba
>Cunnamulla
>Noosa Heads
>Wollongong
>Geelong
>Albany
>Busselton
>Carnavron
>Karratha
>The Kimberley
Are australians fricking moronic? Half of those place names sound like fake nonense words children would come up with.
Ironically the guy in that gif is Australian
>Memphis, Tennessee
>Cairo, Illinois
>Prussia, North Carolina
>New Rome, Arkansas
WE
>implying that I am some worthless subhuman amerimongrel.
I'm Fingol and proud.
Cringe.
Like Oklahoma?
>Are australians fricking moronic?
Well their base stock does consist of criminals and the mentally ill. Who then bred with the local hominid genetic throwback. I, for one, am surprised that the later infusion of fresh blood was able to somewhat correct the course.
The fact that aussies actually reproduced with these subhuman creatures never ceases to disgust me.
typically only scummy/poor people are part aboriginal
although in recent years it's become very fashionable to be 1/36th aboriginal so you can talk about how amazing australia was before whites ruined it
Why would anyone want to brag about being part subhuman is something I'll never understand.
Because if you can prove you're 1/64th Abo then you get all the government kickbacks. Can get into uni on lower scores (know a friend who did this, she's white as a ghost), they get access to special extra low interest rates for home loans. The list goes on.
That's not at all how it works. You need to pass several criteria and being 1/64 is nowhere near enough. Why are you lying through gritted teeth?
It's hyperbole you autist. What are you, a boong?
>hyperbole
That's not how hyperbole works you fricking moronic frick go get a dictionary and learn how to use it
No, the whole thing about % or whatever isn't even considered. There are other requirements like needing to have tribal elders vouch for you.
You can get that by dropping them off a box of wine every fortnight.
As they should. It's reparations
creating mutts, another disgusting piece american culture that got absorbed over here as well
That was British culture in this case. Within 3-4 generations you can entirely breed out all the physical traits of an Abo and they'll be indistinguishable from an Anglo. So our government attempted to breed them out of existence. Sometimes by confiscating their children.
Why not just kill them
They did that too. It was wrong.
> It was wrong.
What was wrong, and outright morally disgusting, was allowing the genes of those fricking disgusting subhumans propagate to this day.
Shut up you immature little homosexual
>Shut up you immature little homosexual
Why the frick are you simping for abos? They are objectively god damn repulsive freaks.
Because you're just being edgy for the sake of attention. It's boring.
I am not. I genuinely hold the opinions I've stated itt. I think that abos should have been exterminated, just as I think subsaharan africans should have been exterminated.
I hold them both in absolute contempt and disgust, and I think that their continued existence is both a waste or resources and living space, that would be better used by other races, and that their low iq genetics represents a potential poison for human genepool in the long run, that we should cull out entirely.
Am am completely sincere.
I could say the same about Northern Europeans. You're just looking for attention and having a go on Ganker instead of the /auspol/ echochamber. Go back.
I ain't an aussie, why the frick would I post on auspol?
>I ain't an Aussie
Kek no shit
Great, you can frick off then seppo
Why do you think I've been asking questions about your moronic decisions to tolerate the abo subhumans, you aussie c**t?
Because you're an uneducated mutt?
After answering his questions, now he's an educated mutt, while you're still a Sydney poofter.
I'm not an Eastern state homosexual, I'm from a real Aussie state
I ain't a fricking amerimongrel either. I already stated that I am a Finn.
I detest all of you angloid offshoots.
Lmao? Finns are literal subhumans. Inbred Asiatic mutts crossed with Sami. You came scurrying to us the other week for aid. You're beneath us.
Your ancestors bred with
Mine with picture related.
You don't have much room to accuse others of being subhuman lel.
You're literally colonised mutts lmao. Don't die on this hill. There's nothing more shameful than being European.
Black person aussies descend from Europeans. Or are you perhaps a purbred abo?
250 years is a long time. Americans don't egsrd themselves as European and neither do we. We are new worlders, you are inferior and backwards Europeans.
>250 years means its okay
>800 years from fingolians is not
Your self identity is meaningless, what matters is biology and unless you are fully mongrelized with abos you are genetically pretty much indistinguishable from some random anglo from Britboginstan.
You can call yourselves martians for all I care, you are racially just as European the average Nigel from England is.
Race matters less than culture. You are inferior to us, simple as. The new world leads humanity, America and Australia almost single-handedly defined the last 100 years. What has Finland done? Elect a president who cucks her husband and fricks BBC. Yikes.
>Race matters less than culture.
Fricking lmao, that's one way of coping with being part aboriginal I guess.
It's always leftists, shitskins and mongrels that spout that bs anyways lmao.
Funny, I don't see Australia accepting boatloads of refugees. We had the balls to turn ours back and put them in concentration camps. Europeans prep their daughters before inviting the Africans in.
The fact that a subhuman Fingal is chimping put his much about Aboriginals is hilarious when he is on their level. Projection I guess.
We turn back the boat people but have open arms for the ones coming in by plane.
>good work team we've stopped the ~1000 people from arriving by boat annually
>completely ignored the literal hundreds of thousands of Chinese and Indians arriving by planes behind them
Good job.
How do you cope with your sister, wife and mother dating African men? The Indians and Chinese are the servile class here, nothing more. They've got no power.
Hi Chang. Keep your cuckold fetish to yourself.
Industrial grade cope. You are not our equals. Europe would be nothing without the New World. You owe everything to us.
What the frick are you talking about?
Don't feign ignorance, cuck. Is that what you do when your mum brings home her new immigrant friend?
>The new world leads humanity
Ah yes, truly leading humanity in excellent directions what with all of this business with accepting transexuals, sodomites and endless migrants.
Loving Black folk and trannies is core part of new world identity.
Colonized by whom? Finland was never a colony even back when we were part of Sweden and later part of Russian empire. All that meant that our local nobility paid tithes to the rulers in either Sweden or later in Russia.
You were colonised by Sweden and buck broken by them too. Yikes, imagine being Sweden's b***h. How embarrassing.
For a colonizing effort, the swedes then were pretty damn fricking shit at it given that the swedish speaking population here has always been an absolute minority and nowadays are barely around 5 percent of our total population and most of them are mixed genetically with us Finns.
They're both ugly. Moon faced freak. At least abos are good at sports
> At least abos are good at sports
Angloid blood truly flows trough your veins.
The former women's #1 ranked tennis player in the world is an abo, dumb c**t.
You completely misunderstood what he was saying.
I literally don't give a single shit about muh sports or how good Black folk/abos or whatever are at them. Sports is the lowest form of entertainment, fricking circus for literal god damn brainlets that the ruling class wants to keep placated.
If some Black person being good at muh sports is enough for you to think that he/she should be part of your society, then you are a fricking moron.
They keep this moron (me) placated with hockey, Tampa bay lightning lesss goooo
They play hockey in straya? You Black folk don't even have winters.
Hockey and ice Hockey are different sports.
Ice Hockey being the superior one.
Field hockey and we regularly win gold at the Olympics in it.
You have Black person tier IQ. Tampa bay is in Florida. Just stop posting.
Why do uneducated failures always act so arrogant.
>Sports is the lowest form of entertainment
But c**t I reckon it's a sure bet that you watch the jap poison called anime. You're a joke.
It doesn't surprise me at all that you'd say that about sports consider you're on Ganker of all places chimping out about abos. What you're doing now is the literal bottom of the barrel form of entertainment. Zero self awareness from you, you ugly inbred freak.
It's amusing as frick to me how much you are simping for the abo subhumans. It must be because you are actually part abo. There is no other reason for anyone to get this upset over the statements I've made about those fricking disgusting abominations.
Pot calling the kettle black calling anyone else a disgusting abomination. Don't you have some wooden shoes to make or whatever it is fins do?
Your attempts at insults fall flat when you are trying to defend god damn abos of all people lel. Those subhumans never progressed beyond cave man tier level of technology before Europeans arrived, and you are simping for them.
>Those subhumans never progressed beyond cave man tier level of technology before Europeans arrived
Yea so they were basically what fins are now. Except now they have some merit
The funny thing is that no matter how much you try to turn the insult around, we both know for a fact that my statements about abo's and their level of civilization is historically accurate, whereas your claims about Finns are not.
Abos never even invented the wheel on their own lmao.
So again, I have to ask, why are you so desperately simping for them? You are the only aussie itt so eager to defend abos. What is the reason for this, other than you being part abo yourself?
I heard aboriginals of Australia have the best eyesight in the world, they can see certain planets and stars at various times of the year with naked eye that you and I cannot, I think that’s weird
those are cataracts
No what's funny is your attempt to look down on people for not "inventing" wheels. First of all, when they did arrive in Australia literally nowhere else in the world had invented wheels either yet you're not shitting on Mayans or Inuits for not using them because like Australians the terrain and being nomadic people wheels weren't a very useful invention especially with no domestic beasts of burden. So yea, you're basically dumber than an abo and even more worthless because you have nothing else to fall back on since you're a subhuman who can't even play sport.
That's some "muh environment prevented them from being civilized" cope lmao. The wheel isn't even the point, the point of why I am shitting on abos is because I accurately view them as fricking sub 60 iq moronic borderline human evolutionary throwbacks, who, like I said earlier, would be better off exterminated, instead of the ongoing farcical pretense of treating them as equal memebers of civilized societies.
Even inuits were more civilized than abos were. And comparing abos to Mayans is insulting the Mayans, because Mayans actually build a civilization that was advanced for their time, they had mathematics, sophisticated calendrical system, "written" language in their glyphs and architecture that was almost on par with Europeans.
Abos had fricking none of the above. There isn't a single fricking monument abo's built themselves, no significant civilizational marks left by them on their lands before Europeans arrived, unless you subscribe to the theory that abos are the reason why Australia's forests disappeared.
Them being nomads is a cope as well, Mongols were nomads and despite of this they still built landmarks and shit, despite lacking permanent settlements.
Abos are fricking shit tier subhumans and you simping for them is either due to you being part abo, or from being ideologically posessed to defend these fricking moronic half apes because your scool teachers indoctrinated you with the notion that all humans are equal or someshit.
Black person you just a dumbfrick racist and probably a flat-earther too
I am a racist, that much is true. I hold genocidal disgust towards various races I deem subhuman, like somalians or abos.
Flat-Earthers are typically christhomosexuals and christians are usually the most Black person loving morons on the planet. I hate them almost as much as I hate subhuman morons and their enablers like you.
My racism stems from my understanding of human biodiversity and evolution, and my firm belief in the necessity of eugenics.
Evolution is not real thoughever
Evolution is very much real and only complete fricking morons deny it.
its true my great great grampa was a monkey
You've been tricked anon, it's a load of bullshit
Evolutionary theory is the best explanation we have for the biodiversity of life on the planet and how it changes and adapts over time to changing environments.
Natural Selection on its own is sufficient. It's why feral pigs get bigger and more stripey
>understanding of biodiversity and evolution
>but still doesn't understand why sports can be so fascinating.
This Black person is literally room temperature iq
Watching sports on the tv is fascinating if you have sub 70 IQ. It's fricking braindead entertainment for morons.
Bro, the satyricon was a satire (just like the turner diaries)
Turner Diaries being hilarious doesn't make it satire.
The wheel isn't the point because you got BTFO because you're a clear moron. Look at you simping for Mayans an "advanced" civilization who actually needed a wheel which could've benefited them greatly due to building a civilization and couldn't figure out how to invent one. True morons. But still higher than a fin.
Look at you absolutely seething and coming up with cope after cope armed with only your surface level knowledge you've gathered from memes because you're too much of a dumb c**t to actually know whats even true or not and you're actually accusing someone else of being indoctrinated. Like i said, you have no self awareness.
Showcase evidence of abos building anything even remotely resembling a structure before Europeans arrived, you aboloving moron.
Now what
Black person that's a drawing, and secondly those are just shitty tents made from what looks like leaves and sticks. Shit fricking chimpanzees can build.
>chimps build bivouacs
LMAO
Chimps build fricking leaf tent things in trees
The Abos left nothing that would have lasted even a year, let alone centuries because they never fricking built anything like that. Abos never discovered stoneworking, shit even god damn Black folk in africa somewhat had as there are Black person castles built by african kangs here and there that survive to this day.
There isn't a single fricking castle or even just a stone hut abos ever built. Not even burial mounds which other, nomadic peoples across the world created.
Face it, abos are fricking subhuman. They never built anything, they were never civilized, and first contact with australia was made today, the abos would still be living the same subhuman existence they lived since they first arrived on that continent.
Look up Gabarnmung, snowBlack person moron. Aboriginals were highly developed.
>scribbles on a fricking stone formation
>high development
Maybe for cavemen lmao.
Unga bunga me paint rock tier shit.
Isn't that exactly what the Finns and the Sami did until they were given civilisation by Russians and Arabs?
Finland has had continued inhabitation since the neolithic and by the middle roman period there were permanent coastal settlements here that had trade connections to the baltics, and trough them even all the way to rome, as roman artifacts have been found from around that period of time here, whose existence here is only explainable that they came here trough trade routes across continental Europe.
The biggest obstacle for societal development in northern Europe, or northern regions of the world in general, have historically been the combination of being perhipheries to the centers of commerce and development (whcih in Europe was for long time, the mediterranean), harsh environment, and low population count and density. The quality of people was not the issue, at least not in Europe, because northern Europe caught up with rest of Europe very, very fast during the middle ages and nowadays nations like Norway, Sweden and Finland are even wealthier than many of the southern European states.
Abos obviously also faced the issues of being peripherial (due to being fricking isolated from rest of humanity, and having harsh environment to contend with, along with low population density, but they were and still are crippled by the fact that they are also fricking moronic genetically. They do not have the mental faculties to take advantage of the new prospects and opportunities colonization by Europeans brought them.
Not reading Fingol subhuman cope lmao.
You're not a real country.
That's all you deserve, you're an idiot. A sheep.
Kek keep showing everyone how little you understand everything.
>copies Gankerpol/ memes about Belgium and attempts to use it to insult the finn
You've got so little self awareness it's incredible.
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST BUILD CASTLES THAT DOESNT COUNT
Lmao @ this sub human shifting his goal posts. Gets blown out by his moronic wheel argument now the structures they built don't count because a nomadic group of people didn't build things to last. You're complaining a group of people who were here for 60000 years didn't build anything that lasted as long as some cultures only 4000 years old. You're literally dumber than a subhuman Black person.
I mentioned burial mounds for reason dipshit, because mongols, along with other nomadic peoples, did build such structures. Being nomadic doesn't mean that you don't build anything permanent, at least for non abos it doesn't. Abos on the other hand, never built anything that would have lasted for more than a year because they were and still fricking are, subhuman animals that do not have the intelligence to build fricking anything.
You mentioned it because you're a moron who can't wrap his head around different cultures being different. For someone who jerks off over evolution you still can't wrap your brain around the reason they lived the way they did because you're literally moronic.
>it's just muh culture bro
Cope. And even if it was just due to abo culture, then their culture is frickign shit tier. However because I am not a fricking liberal humanist moron, who thinks that all humans are equal, I have no problems acknowledging the obvious reality that abos have been, and still are, fricking moronic low IQ subhumans, that offer no benefit to rest of humanity by existing.
I've made my stance clear multiple times, you on the other hand, have not even offered a simple explanation to why you are so keen on defending abos, so I have to conclude that you either have abo ancestry and thus are insulted by my comments, or you are indoctrinated into the world view that deems my views offensive heresy that has to be attacked.
They don't even have a culture anymore. Their culture was deleted by Europeans, which is still better than having a mongrel culture with no real history like finland. You're seething so hard right now you're projecting and thinking i think humans are equal. Abos are not equal. The early Australians were well within their rights originally to take their kids away because of the rampant sexual abuse that their cultures propagated, something you've conveniently ignored because surprise you don't actually know anything about their culture. Although i shouldn't be surprised a moron would argue so confidently about something he doesn't know anything about.
The fact you've been so heavily indoctrinated by Ganker of all places to think abo's are worthless shows what a sheep you are. Like i said, they're great athletes. That makes them infinitely more valuable than you or any fin.
>muh abos good at sports
Like I said here
, you have true angloid blood at least
See, like the little rat he is he dodges the point because he's too much of a homosexual to ever even play a sport.
You have no point besides simping for moronic abo subhumans for reasons you have not yet explained, unless I am to assume that the only reason you approve of them is because they play sportsball good.
You didn't have a point in that other than to make it a sob story that Abos don't have anything to cling onto except sport, even though you also justified the English wiping out their prior "culture." Their modern culture is equally worthless.
They don't have a modern culture and it's not a sob story because i don't feel sorry for them. I'm sorry you can't separate your feelings from facts.
The Finns autistically obsessing over saunas has provided more good to the world than Abos playing footy.
The only people who would be angry if saunas were deleted from human history would be the gays who made them popular.
I'm sorry the Europeans didn't take photos of aboriginal humpy's when they arrived. You literally are subhuman IQ aren't you?
>you're not shitting on Mayans or Inuits for not using them
Mesoamericans get a respectable pass because of what they were able to build despite not using the wheel. If Abos did stuff like what the Incas were doing then they'd be deserving of praise. They did not.
>Me ol da fowt in t'wor rite
Yeah, I... have no fricking clue
Bong language is beyond my understanding
My father fought in world war two.
"Me old Da fought in ta war right"
Ah, now it is all making sense
Aussies are truly the lowest of the low.
>those nails
That better be a woman's hand.
It was the scots and irish who weren't even part of the convict fleets who fricked those
I've been to 5 of those
They're aboriginal words.
Like how a lot of places in the US are native American words.
Why would you adopt the language and words of subhumans?
They sound funny 🙂
You need to have sex dude
The same reason England has a dozen rivers called Avon. When the Romans asked the Britons what they called each river they were told Avon each time. Avon means river.
>hey, native guide, what's this river called
>rappahannock
>okay, thanks, i'll write that on the map
repeat ad nauseum
Kimberly is literally a normal white name, you point that out but not Bumbaga, Walla Walla, Wollongabba, Humpty Doo and Timbuktu?
frick you.
Sheboygan.
this is the first time in my 17 years on this site that I've ever seen homosexuals on Ganker arguing about maoris
>finally got certificate from the final boss of psychologists
>got my first fortnightly autie payment of $1000
I can't believe I finally made it to see the otherside bros
especially since aus government is cracking down on disability and making it much harder to get in, im finally comfy neet mode forever
i'm working at the same way, final appointment in a few weeks
what did you have to do to prove you're too moronic to ever work?
how do i get this?
>see article on autistic traits
>wow most of these apply to me
>go to GP
>"hey doc i think i may have an autism spectrum disorder"
>"if nothing was diagnosed as a child then you dont have anything, now get out of my office you sperg"
Keep trying different places. I found a case manager that has been helping since early last year.
>>"if nothing was diagnosed as a child then you dont have anything, now get out of my office you sperg"
i was diagnosed as a kid and now i'm wondering if i've been missing out on autbux all this time
>diagnosed as both adhd and sperg as kid
>not so severe that I can't get by so probably not eligable for tismbux
>bu still enough to make life a fricking pain
Fun
another big catch is if they hear one remotely positive thing they'll completely stretch it and use it as a way to deny you. so its best to describe to the docs how things would be on your worst days
God speed
Tldr go to like 10 appointments over the course of like 2-years and explain your entire history / have a family member do so, it's just people judging your character and moving your case on to someone higher up until your certificate is obtained, and they will sniff out phoneys extremely quickly, there's lots of techniques to try and get people trying to pull a fast one to expose themselves
Yeah that's BS, you shouldn't be discriminated on based on age, I started mine when I was 24
What goes on in Toowomba?
Toowoomba is actually really cool. It's a town built on top of a mountain range. You can see the edge in the picture here.
>"mountain range"
>looks like a hill
I hate how flat our country is
Flat enough to be classed as child porn by our boomer politicians
>boomer politicians
jews ftfy.
>jews
I thought Australia's problem was supposed to be all the Catholics?
>Toowoomba is actually really cool. It's a town built on top of a mountain range. You can see the edge in the picture here.
Why is it considered a crime hotspot?
As a blind guess I'd wager drugs. Australians really love meth.
Why isn't sydney the capital?
Sydney is the capital of New South Wales. They made a new city when the colonies became the federation
I see, thank you
the two contenders (sydney and melbourne) were on the coast and they were afraid of naval attack/invasion
Thank you aussie bros, it was much better to ask than to google
Because at the time Melbourne was larger and one of the wealthiest cities in the world because of the gold rushes. They agreed to build a capital smack bang in the centre of the two cities.
Sydney and Melbourne both wanted to be the capital. They decided to make a new capital city instead so that neither would get too mad. Although it could be located in New South Wales, Melbourne demanded that it be at least 100km from Sydney.
Melbourne had a sook about Sydney being the capital, so a new city was founded halfway between Sydney and Melbourne and that became the capital instead
Canberra is the capital city, in a territory called "Australian Capital Territory". its only purpose is to be the capital, there's nothing else of value there besides questacon
Is questacon much better than scitech?
>scitech
wtf had no idea this existed and I'm less than an hour from sutherland
What? I mean SciTech in Perth, what the hell have they got in Sydney?
oh shit
>Sutherland st, West Perth WA
I just read the address wrong frick me oops
Oh yeah I see
Would be pretty weird to not know scitech is there the building really stands out
You ever go to scitech as an adult? It's a tiny fricking room, can't believe how big it felt as a kid.
No but now you say that I can kind of imagine how it might feel and yeah in hindsight my memory makes it big but if I really concentrate on the memory it was pretty small
Yeah I took a tard I wrangle there last year, the main floor is about the size of a coles fruit and veg section.
>tard wrangler
What a grim profession. Every single one of them I see is an immigrant as well.
90% of us are white and we don't actually wrangle downies, mostly high functioning mental ilness like anxiety, aspies, depression or moderate paranoia
DON'T SLEEP ON THE ROAD
any hobos on living off the big issue bucks?
one guy near my work supports his family on this shit
forgot my pic
Wait, that's a boy's name
bluey is a girl and i want to frick her
>Having any kind of sexual thoughts about Australian Peppa pig
Let me guess you hate God as well.
it's a nonspecific blue heeler name
Drive around Adelaide and you will see aboriginals camping out in the parks. outside of that cannot remember seeing homeless outside of the city centre.
Are there any decent jobs in Australia? Something above poverty tier would be nice.
I'm on a 115K AUD salary as a mid-level software engineer
still live with my parents because the housing market is fricked
Yeah I have a house ("bought" 11 years ago thankfully) and need something better paying nowadays. Would you recommend getting into software/IT etc...
Depends on your situation
There's lots of jobs (mainly big companies like woollies, big 4 banks etc) but there's no shortage of IT graduates either so you need to be worthwhile and stand out
Understood. Thank you.
Yeah thankfully I'm not paycheck to paycheck, I am somewhat smart. But I've plateaued at this job and if you're not earning more as the years go on you're just wasting yourself (time, labour and body) for no reason.
>if you're not earning more as the years go on you're just wasting yourself
Ive never had much ambition. As long as I can live comfortably without money issues I count that as success. Especially when most people I know have maybe a couple thousand in savings, have massive debt or don't own any assets.
Yeah that's fine, I'm the same living a simple conservative lifestyle. But I'm talking about trying to protect yourself from future inflation or worst case scenarios like recessions/depressions.
I work retail (Harvey Norman) in 9 years of mostly fulltime, Ive made enough to buy my own house and car. Even with the consecutive interest rate rises im not living pay check to pay check and have $100k in the bank.
Wow ao not only are you technically buying a ps4 game for $100 but you're also....no wait, thats all you're doing. Nevermind haha
Don't forget that when the PS1 released it cost $700. The PS3 cost $1000 on release too.
Im browsing dead space 2 discussion forum on steam and it’s devolved into people calling eachother incels nazis woke morons and etc
its how things are for now.
it may get better or worse. will people talk about videogames finally? who knows?
what's with queenslanders referring to themselves as queenslanders all the time and never saying australian
We all do that, but Queenslanders are the equivalent of Texans and Floridians. Bogans.
What a shitty map, looks like ubisoft tier design.
I fricking hate this country. Shit people, shit weather, no access to any of the things I want or care about. I'm stuck out here making absolutely shit money in the mining industry in shit conditions. I want to leave but I don't even know where to go.
How the hell are you making bad money mining? I was always under the impression it's one of the very few good paying industries despite the work.
HAH no. Mines israelite the shit out of you. How's this sound, Drillers offsider, 110k a year. Sounds great?
>14 days on 7 off, 14 hour days
>Works out to about $35 an hour
>Not counting travel, which you probably won't be paid for
>Brutally hard work, dangerous, and time consuming
>Get taxed approx $30k on that
>$5k for council rates per year
>$1200 rego on car
>End up making like 60k for busting your ass an entire year
so what you're saying is don't quit my work at home legal job for 50k a year even though it's not a lot
The rates and rego stuff have nothing to do with your mining income. My rego is only around 800 so what are you driving?
>The rates and rego stuff have nothing to do with your mining income
Wrong buddy. The government has put restrictions on how many of their workers can be fifo, so you have to live close enough to site to DIDO. And to drive in you need to be able to deal with shoddily maintained dirt roads because if you expect them to shuttle you to site regularly you're fricking dreaming, so you need a 4wd.
I drive a Hilux.
I’ll probably die from job related illness before I retire
What do you do? Also, your desk needs cleaning.
I granulate copper and aluminum on an industrial scale, 10+ million lbs a year
If I seen all of the profits from it I could retire in one month no exaggeration, caterpillar is just rolling in the dough we make them
But that will never happen, I do get jealous when I read people making more money than me for less labor
>If I seen all of the profits from it I could retire in one month no exaggeration
Yeah unfortunately that's most companies. My favourite was mine denying me pay rises two years because muh covid the companies doing it tough despite us not stopping for a single minute the entire time. It's amazing the bullshit they feed us isn't it. I truly wish I knew how to create a better system for our countries to operate under.
Corporate at my company is 100% disconnected from what goes on at their facilities, at mine we have two employees who cosnsistently sleep on job, my boss had them take drug tests, they called corporate and complained, corporate called my boss and said he can’t do that without going through them first, all the while I’m just out here doing my job being ignored, I got a 20 cent raise three years in a row now, it seems little and I’ve wanted to complain but my family tells me those are good raises and not to say anything
Idk
And I thought my 40c raise was bad, damn bro. Your family, God bless them, are dumb. These are not good pay rises at all. Like, that doesn't even cover one year's inflation let alone anything else. I'm sure 40+ years ago it was good but not today I'm afraid.
I really don’t want to be ungrateful, just doesn’t seem much when I know how much profit we making, but then If I ever open up a company I don’t want me employees feeling entitled bulk of profits either so whatever...so I don’t want to be ungrateful or a hypocrite but I don’t want to be a 21st century indentured servant to the bank anymore either
The more I ramble the more I realize I’m b***hing without solutions, I’m being a woman/marine about it, I’ll stop shitting up the thread with the whining
Are the science/engineering jobs in the mining sector more cushy?
Yeah but you're still dealing with SHIT hours and moronic bullshit from these companies hiring muds to do simple jobs (that they can't do).
>Work with a Geologist
>Spent 5 years in University for his degree
>Has to drive 5 hours to a Geochem lab to re-label all of the samples some mud b***h mislabeled because she literally couldn't count
>Had to spend the night in town, then drive back the next day
Damn. I'm thinking of getting a geology degree because I find it interesting but am wondering what the options are for tolerable jobs, mining seems like it's pretty unpleasant outside the pay.
If you're studying Geology then Mining is your only real choice, and the Mining industry sucks ass. It is honestly astonishing to me that some of these companies are profitable with how much stupid bullshit goes on.
>Geochem lab sends a driver to pick up samples
>Driver is made to wait an hour because there's literally only ONE forklist on a work site with 400+ people
>Forklift is finally free
>Some dipshit middle management desk jockey calls a stop work
>Declares that the operator has to fill out a JHA (Job Hazard Assessment) before he can move the iso pod with the samples 10 feet onto the back of the truck
This kind of bureaucratic horse shit is an every day occurence.
>but the whole nation feels like its under a kind of sedation. There is something almost catatonic about Australia.
I know exactly what you mean anon. If I was told tomorrow that our water sources were being contaminated with Valium I wouldn't doubt it for a second. Nobody here cares about anything. Most people don't have hobbies. They just work, then go home and watch TV.
>Most people don't have hobbies. They just work, then go home and watch TV.
Oi c**t that's not true now. I go to the pub with me mates for a pint or dozen. That there's a hobby innit?
Interesting, as an outsider Australia is the place I would be most willing to relocate to, except for the fact that I hate insects. I really wish Australians would do something about the AQ (Anthropod Question)
>mining work
>shit money
Come on.
Same. I love the geography, but the whole nation feels like its under a kind of sedation. There is something almost catatonic about Australia.
It isn't really a nation though, it came along too late for that and got integrated into the world-market too soon before it could really develop into one, its a colonial shantytown on the edge of stripmine. An outpost on the edge of relevance, denied any capital "H" History.
>finally might be able to move out of the house
>all it took was making a friend who happened to own an apartment already
it’s that easy mate
>haven't had a job for 4 years for various reasons
>deemed completely unemployable despite a high atar stem degree and years of prior work experience
god i hate job recruiters
>despite a high atar stem degree
The only time anyone cares about your degree is when you're fresh out of uni and applying for a graduate position. After that it's all about your work experience because uni "experience" doesn't mean shit.
What is dating in straya like?
Same as anywhere else I guess. Though a lot of aussie women can highly overrate themselves despite being fat and trashy.
if by dating you're referring to americas bizarre courting rituals, nowhere near as complicated as that.
What happens here?
Plants die
Tourism. Thats it.
Coral dies
>went on jobseeker during covid because they doubled it and had no conditions
>I had a job lined up for once covid had settled done but wanted free money in the meantime
>a year in they started forcing me to submit proof of applying for 4 jobs per month
>"applied" for shit like secret shopper and those websites where you get paid for doing surveys
>it's all automated online and nobody checks the submissions so I got away with it
>Then they put me onto an employment services person who required physical in-person meetings
>Wanted me to do courses like "speaking confidently" even though I had a bachelors degree and prior work
>Told me I had to do "Work for the Dole" or sign up for a TAFE course
>signed up for a tafe course (or begun the process of applying, which was good enough for her)
>job application requirement went up to 20 per month
>and the payments went back to their initial non-doubled rate
>The job I had lined up finally went ahead so I got out of jobseeker
I don't know how anyone can actually rely on that as their primary source of income, shit's fricked
You can't live off it unless you're sharing accommodation with others and splitting the rent. The few anons that brag about it are the ones who are scamming the system and got on disability payments by luck. And they probably still live with their parents further reducing money spent.
Yeah DSP gives me $500 a week, $300 of that is on rent
>>Told me I had to do "Work for the Dole" or sign up for a TAFE course
You've got more options than that. I did like a single partial course. It was something like 3 hours a day, 5 days a week for 2 weeks and then that was it. I fulfilled a years worth of activities requirements. I don't have to do anything but job search requirements a consultant check-ins until July.
>I don't know how anyone can actually rely on that as their primary source of income, shit's fricked
You can't. You either have to be a single mother or scamming the system, e.g. doing shit like living at home for free but claiming rent assistance. You're not supposed to live of unemployment. You're supposed to get a fricking job.
>>job application requirement went up to 20 per month
man i've gotten really good at meeting this and no closer to actually getting a job.
>man i've gotten really good at meeting this
It's really not that hard to go on seek and find 20 jobs a month your consultant believes you maybe have the slimmest of slimmest chances of getting hired for. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, I guess, but you can get the requirements reduced because of things like that.
i only live off of it because im a single neet who lives with his parents
i've been on the dole for years and not once did i ever actually get a job interview out of it let alone a job but i've attended endless "seminars" and just fake bullshit classes and some of the people i met during the bullshit "seminars" they made me attend were 1000x more fricked that i ever was so i just question what the purpose of this whole system even is
it's kind of funny, most dole bludgers pretend to look for work so they can get paid and most job "providers" just pretend like they're doing anything so they can get paid for having you there. most of them probably realize it too considering i see a new case manager every few months.
like 70% of my centrelink payment goes toward guns and ammo.
Oh it's the lowest form of life on the planet getting confused about why two things with dollar in their name aren't worth the same amount of money. Must be Saturday.
>life is picking up
>finally gaining weight/muscle
>got 2 women hitting me up, one of which has invited me to potentially live with her for cheap rent
>enjoying the sun / pool days
>new job that pays better for less work
>the haze of depression / handicapped by mediocre friends is clearing up so I have a lot more clarify on myself and what I want to do for my own enjoyment
I think I might finally be making it boys.
You don't belong here.
normies get out
Thinking of joining the cops because I'm fed up and bored with my current work (mines)
I'll be taking a pay cut but it but I figure it should be more varied and less monotonous, I'm just so bored with life atm
Thoughts?
Australian cops are absolute scum at best, and if you're in QLD or Vic they're literally a mafia and won't let you in unless you're part of it. Don't be a cop in Australia. Just google the abhorrent shit VicMisc or the Queensland police have gotten up to in the last few years.
Kek cry about it
Make sure to bash up bogan frickwits and chokeslam cookers. UnAustralian behaviour must be policed.
I've only ever known one person in my life who actually wanted to be a cop. He was an enormous douchebag. Used to get plenty of pussy but only ever from dumb b***hes though.
Australian police are unironically more corrupt than police you'll find in Latin America or other well known shitholes. VicMisc has been confirmed to be involved in sex trafficking by Royal Commission for example. Nobody here gives a frick though because this entire nation is lobotomized cattle.
Only absolute scum want to be involved with police here.
Friendly reminder that the Victorian people overwhelmingly voted for Dan because he did a good job with protecting the state from covid and punishing anti-covid Chinese agents that held illegal protests and didn't wear masks.
Keep crying about it chud
this is you
what are these hysterical people like now that nobody gives a shit about coronachan?
>N-nobody gives a shit about corona
Have you been on /misc/? They're coping so hard they've begun making parody songs about the vaccine.
>Have you been on /misc/?
Not for years. I'm actually gaining int
Exactly the fricking same. I STILL see c**ts wearing masks while sitting in their own car completely alone. the wu flu proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that most Australians are brainless NPCs.
They're still hysterical. They're just stupid enough to believe taking the vaccine over and over and over again will make them immortal.
No one's hysterical but anti-vaxxies. That's literally it. Imagine making such a big stink because you're insecure about your fear of needles and medically tested and safe vaccines.
>medically tested and safe vaccines
Did you prime age mortality is skyrocketing at the moment? It doesn't correlate with the pandemic. It correlates with the vax.
It's not prime age mortality lmao. It never was. It's the baby boomer bubble popping. Why are you lying?
>and medically tested and safe vaccines.
The side effects are becoming more and more apparent. This was always the main issue. Vaccines usually take years to get greenlit so they can see long-term effects. That didn't happen so now we find out.
>People never died of heart attacks before the vaccine
Every single one of these "sudden deaths" had an extensively documented medical cause unrelated to the vaccine. You are coping. It is safe for 99% of people, like everything else in the world.
>Vaccines usually take years to get greenlit
Lmao you're acting like medical research on coronaviruses is a new thing. Guess what they were doing in Wuhan? The vaccine came out so fast because that's what happens when medical science is properly funded and has global talent working on one task. We could be making leaps and bounds in progress if more money went to medicine instead of other shit.
So the vaccine is safe because the Chinese made the virus?
Learn to read, uneducated bogan rat in over his head. You're a follower, not a thinker. Otherwise you wouldn't be parroting anti-vaxx shit which is a China backed psyop.
All I read was a bunch of smug condescension. Anything else was secondary to that.
Not really..
you have to be a troll.
Everything he said is true though
You have no idea about medical research. You're not a critical thinker. You read conspiracy and parrot it. If you seriously think they rushed it out of nowhere and had no prior research, you're a moron.
Medical science gets frick all funding, when they are funded they can actually do their job. Why not focus on the government keeping academic research down instead of going after a baseless attack on safe vaccines?
Oh wait, it's because you've made being anti-vaxx your entire personality and you are obsessed with the vaccine. Kek
Ah yes, because all that cancer money has really cured cancer.
No it's not. I cheered when I saw that cop strangling that bogan trash. No one's got time for your insecurities and schizophrenia.
Why the frick would you want to be a cop?
How bad was your uni experience lads?
Uni is great. Depends on where you went tbh. Sandstones tend to be shitter than the verdants imo
My first year of uni was pretty good, looking forward to second and third year being hell
Hopefully my degree will actually be worth a damn at the end
Terrible. I did a course that was full of lots and lots of gamers and gamers are moronic manchildren. We were very clearly despised by most of the lecturers and tutors for being so stupid and immature. I remember one occasion a lecturer actually said to us all "I was warned about you guys. I've been a lecturer for 40 years and not once have I ever been warned that a group of students was going to be difficult. I thought the people warning me were being silly. They were right. You're a bunch of brats."
>jannies actually let the thread live for once
noice
You dumb homosexuals don't realise that Australia has one of the lowest mortality rates in the world from covid
Because we had moronic lockdowns and everyone got vaxxed
Yeah. New Zealand had even fewer deaths from it
Say something nice about Brisbane
Give me an hour and I'll come up with something.
it does a good job keeping all the queenslanders away from me
I'm going to Alice Spring m8.
I'm sorry.
One of the guys in my uni class was from there. Frick I do not want to live there, I hate heat.
Didn’t talk to him much though, but surely there were better options than a uni in the most south-eastern state in the country.
You'll have fun. Be sure and visit ULURU and some of the other interesting rocks (devil's marbles) while you're there
Not allowed to climb on Ayer's Rock anymore.
recently stumbled my way into being support worker, just got paid $35 an hour to play lazer tag with a kid with adhd and ptsd. Anyone else in that field at all? I know nothing very little really I got basically poached from my previous job and ended up just hanging out with kids in parks, watching movies, and getting paid.
I volunteered at israeli community center in my city for a spell, didn't get paid for it, I taught the kids bushcraft and wilderness survival skills, all I was supposed to do was watch them and make sure they didnt get hurt or into trouble, frick up any strangers trying to mess with them, didnt get paid for it though
I repeated myself because my attention span is that of a goldfish, im the metal chopping tard, probably inhaled too much aluminum dust already
Yeah i'm a support worker. I eat lunch with one and get paid for it. Using a companion card, he will pay the entry to minigolf or the aquarium or the zoo and I get in for free. I usually split the cost with him cause I think that's fair
posting in this thread to mock australians for existing and for literally no other reason
I agree, people from canberra should shut the frick up
yes, we should push every single aussie into the city of canberra so they're all forced to shut the frick up and never post on Ganker for all eternity :^)
having a night out in Sydney and being approached by a total of 12 drug dealers throughout the night. "wanna buy some coke bruv?"
why do aussies love meth so much?
It's how we cope living on this shithole rock
Frick off subhuman aussie, you literally have double the minimum wage there