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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    garlic is fun for like 10 mins
    the u kinda regret it at 20

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      try a full regen build on the bonezone max curse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evolved Garlic + Evolved Bible = AFK and win

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4V9k5jY.gif

      noooo! you can't use garlic! it's a n00b trap!

      nah
      garlic and skeleboi is easy 30min win without even having to move around
      game is stupidly easy cuz of it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >garlic is fun for like 10 mins
      >the u kinda regret it at 20
      this argument is asinine. if you've used garlic for 10 minutes you've already snowballed enough to where you should have 3+ other evolved weapons by the time you're 20 minutes in. how quickly you snowball in the early game has a significant impact on how well you do in the mid-lategame.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuclear launch detected
    we're back brothers. it's about time!
    zergs must die

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean isn't the point of the game to be OP

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garlic is useful at first but is useless later. Invest in Bible for endgame payoff

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never had an issue with evolved garlic.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    garlic my balls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pack it in boys threads over

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evolved Garlic
    Evolved SSS
    Evolved Four Seasons

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is a noob trap, until you get blood astronomia, then its a required pick every game.

    bible is the actual noob trap because its a beast early on, but then enemies get fast/strong enough to break through the barrier. its also stupid how size increases the circle and not the books.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always go for AOE weapons with no issues. the weapons you do start with do suck though. game is pay 2 win.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game is pay 2 win
      huh?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game is pay 2 win.
      What

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game is pay 2 win
      ummmmm

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoever thought the cat weapon was good enough to put in the game should be shot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing wrong with cat. by the time you get cat you already have a bunch of OP weapons unlocked. cat offers a bit of a challenge when you're already making millions of gold a run and killing over 100k enemies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      unevolved cat has a stupid amount of dps. im pretty sure the highest in the game. its awkwardness is the tradeoff.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evolved santa water gives you the same ring as evolved garlic but 50 times the damage

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HoloCure is better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not a tranime watcher so this game isn’t for me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >VTuber are for trannies
        >that's why I play a game where they hired an actual troony instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no way. The game you vt trannies are pushing down our throat is a Vampire Survivor ripoff? LMAO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, now let's find a bar that isn't ground level. Saying any game is better than VS is like saying a meal is better than eating shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You go first o' ambassador of taste.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way. The game you vt trannies are pushing down our throat is a Vampire Survivor ripoff? LMAO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it actually improves on vampire survivors in many ways and uses original assets

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care. I see vtumors, I ignore.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok then, just want you to know that you're missing out

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cool. Don't care tho.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically. But It needs some more missions or unlocks to work towards. Completing every map as every character isn't something I'm going to be doing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like the worst thing I've seen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That pointless shackle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP LIKING INDIES AND LOOK AT MY CORPORATE SLOP!!!!!

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic is a noob trap. It falls off hard on higher difficulty levels where you absolutely synergies to win.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play for 7 hours
    >unlock everything
    >upgrades destroy any challenge
    great endless game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way you unlocked everything in 7 hours.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing this roguelike deckbuilder that is exclusive to mobile which is SO fricking good and it will never be popular because as a mobile game, twitch streamer won't flock to it

    Why did videogames turn into a shittier version of pop music?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "people" who think that sort of half shaven tumblr is a valid hairstyle should be removed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought this. Constantly having all of my card's info completely hidden annoys the frick out of me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean hidden? Just click on the card and I'll tell you everything you need to know

        Some cards don't have full tooltips but I assume that's more of a mistake than intended though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deckbuilder
      Any video game that has any sort of card game mechanics is automatically garbage.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard Baten Kaitos 2 was pretty good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet here we are in a thread about a game where you stand still for 15 minutes watching the game plays itself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      try little red hood, free on steam.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >phone game
      They have no-one to blame but themselves
      Release on a real machine and I'll play it

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    new dlc is busted, hope there's an update/dlc to spend golden eggs on something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >35K
      That's nothing. I have 12 million golden eggs, and I've spent 5 million to straight up break the game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        35k eggs is from 120 minutes of the Abyss Foscari egg corner.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I can't wait to CONSOOOOOM next indie rougelike deckbuilder metrodavania tower defense dating sim bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot open world and crafting though

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys all playing Holocure with the same Castlevania mod?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did they get the consent to these Vtubers?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't need it. They're all from the same agency, one which has pretty lax rules for non-commercial fan projects.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-commercial.

        Creator has done official works for the company before.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The creator was also a lead animator on many anime shows, I thought the dude was just a rando.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no rushia no buy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing it's free

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no rushia no play

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's referenced in game, I imagine they might just add her anyway, since it's a fangame.

            https://i.imgur.com/4V9k5jY.gif

            noooo! you can't use garlic! it's a n00b trap!

            >Library
            You can just do whatever in that stage anyway tbh senpai

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              personally i see it more likely that coco will be added than rushia, since at least coco left on very good terms

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, yeah, she's obviously being added. Really no question there. I imagine if the guy who made this made it an official thing with hoe-girlve they'd definitely not add her but she's still visible and referenced in various stages despite all the bullshit, so they might include her regardless.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good news, Rushia is going to be in the next update.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't know shit about vtubers
      >every character has a special starting weapon that's related to their persona that I don't know shit about
      >they have special skills related to their personas that I don't know (or honestly give a shit) about
      >gacha mechanics where rolling the same character multiple times improves it
      yeah, I tried to pick it up but I just don't care

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know shit about these either, but I don't care since they make the game fun.
        At least in comparison to VS where the characters are basically just a different starting generic weapons and some stats tweak.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but I don't care since they make the game fun
          It didn't feel that way for me, but to be honest I also only pirate VS when a new update comes out and complete the unlocks, so I can't really claim to know shit about genre.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i couldn't care less either about all of that, game is fun tbh, if it were with touhou characters instead of vtubers i would feel the same way

        speaking of which it's just a matter of a time before a touhou vampire survivors appears(maybe there's even one already)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://store.steampowered.com/app/1260810/Touhou_Blooming_Chaos_2/

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            how is it compared to holocure and vs?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has been out for 3 years
    >still no vampires

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but no one survives at the end of a run

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so I can use your avatar for a game as long as it's non profit? wouldn't you be angry that your avatar is being used for a game without consent

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon they're not "their" avatars, they're hired by a corp to make money off lonely virgins and if the corporate decides that free advertisement is fine, then they have no way to object

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sign away your right for consent when you sign up for an agency. No independent thought for you, wagie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never seen a sonic fangame?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking a vtuber agency would turn down what is essentially free marketing on a zero-risk, non-commercial product
      Anon, you must think two steps ahead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking a vtuber agency would turn down what is essentially free marketing on a zero-risk, non-commercial product
      Anon, you must think two steps ahead.

      The dev was given permission to monetise the game but he declined on account of already having a job and only doing it as a fan projecting.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Company already pulled out of mainland due to the first round of bullshit, so dogeater antics don't matter anymore.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Coco has three or four references in the game already, has had at least two since day one. Doubt they care about the bugmen.
    Also I was referring to Coco initially but Rushia in the second sentence, which I realized was not clear after I already sent the post, that's on me.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this shovelware trash game and frick the streamers that gave it the popularity it didn't deserve

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moonspell weapons are OP . game is pay 2 win

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >simple game thread gets derailed by /vt/rannies
    Like pottery.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help I can't stop building for Vandalier

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Memes about the literal casino slot game
    >Threads about the literal casino slot game
    >Discussion about the literal casino slot game
    Commit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go talk about your gacha gaijinslop you frickin weeb

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people like these type of games? Once you get a strong synergy there's not much point playing. game doesn't really take skill. you just need to level up your character to the point of

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slot machine mechanics. Bright lights, fun sounds, frequent level ups that make you feel like you're doing something exciting. It's just a bunch of tiny dopamine hits every playthrough so people get hooked on it. Minimal gameplay is a feature not a bug.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I was warned for saying something true

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    I was warned for saying something true

    zhangs seething

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So with AI voices almost all of these vtubers are dudes, right? Does it ever feel gay jerking off to a man in anime-fave?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only one I know that is a girl is Korone since I've seen her IRL pics.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pics
        And you're sure those weren't just deepfakes or a hired model? Seems remarkably easy to fake to me. I've been sending pics of "myself" to guys online for decades now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          100% it's a fake, since the only "photos" we have are distributed by shitposters on /vt/. Zero chance any of them are real.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI voices only took off this year, most of these Vtubers have been active long before then.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I just meant voice filters which have been around for decades now. You don't think they're using their real voices, do you?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Many of them are voice actors, so chances of them using their normal talking voices are pretty low. They are playing a character after all. But digital filters are rarely the way to go.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    I was warned for saying something true

    holy shit, the jannies found a new low

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're going to simp over a streamer who you will never be able to touch why not pick a human one that's actually a woman and actually sexy like Sssniperwolf or whatever?

    I honestly can't understand the appeal at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I don't like prostitutes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you like men in anime-face? Why not meet in the middle and find a nice, ugly streamer girl or something like that? I wouldn't know any of them because I prefer prostitutes but I'm sure they're out there.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I like traps.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I'm only interested in VIDEO GAMES.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching a caked up roastie with a sub-room temp IQ
      Just jack off to porn dude. Probably more stimulating than the words that leave her vapid mouth.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more fun when they don't have nudes and I can pretend they're my girlfriend. I'm also used to women who are stupid but with big personalities and I prefer them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's soul-crushing. You can do so much better for yourself.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I absolutely can not but at least I'm not so far gone I'm jerking it to dudes in anime face putting on squeeky voices.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She does have nudes though.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No she doesn't. Trust me I would know.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this stupid b***h has to be pushing 40, she had her BF play MGO for her and that was a long ass time ago

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has to be pushing 40
        So are we Anon. And I've always preferred MILFs anyway. Plus she's loyal, been with that boyfriend the whole time and is still with him and has no nudes out just teases. Ideal woman, even better that she's dumb and a bit of a scammer by nature. Means she contributes to the household but won't upstage you. Ideal girlfriend.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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