>NOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE OF A GAME

>NOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE OF A GAME
>STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS SMALL INDIE STUDIO BTFO EVERY AAA GAME OF THE LAST 10 YEARS
>STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS IS A NEW STANDARD FOR RPGS THAT BOTH BRING BACK THE BEST OF OLD CRPGS BUT ALSO ADVANCE THE GENRE TO THE NEXT LEVEL WITH UNRIVALLED CONTENT AND FREEDOM FROM THE PLAYER

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get it man the game is good, it's already been added to the backlog just shut the frick up about it holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is likely similar to DOS2 which means 130 hours of game time to beat on average. Most games are released and finished in a day. People are playing the game and basically no one has beat it yet so everyone has a ton to discuss as they continue to play day in and day out. That is why it's still being talked about. Expect these threads for at least another month.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what it felt like when Mario 64 and Half-life released. For the first time since I was a kid I have been blown away by a videogame. Even me being a jaded frick realizes this is extremely important for the medium.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bear sex

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was gonna be a cringefest but ive been surprised so far
    the gay vampire is a superhomosexual but passed that its a really good game so far but im still in act 1, maybe near the end. im finding it to be quite challenging too. i just rescued the boss druid and wiped out all the goblins.
    i hope starfield is as good as this, todd better deliver

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, see the game is bad because it has... le gay bear

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Inclusion of homosexualry means the game is bad. Theres no argument against this.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn based
    Pass.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom zoom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, now it’s my turn

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hang every larian bot from the celling from spamming that trash game non stop on /v. BG3 its a trash on fire, like Europe.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will buy the degeneracy-ridden bestiality ESG approved goyhorny subversion entertainment and you will acknowledge that it is in fact better than ToTK.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and you will acknowledge that it is in fact better than ToTK.
      I am sorry, the Aryan male Link saving his holy kingdom and damsel in distress will NEVER be dethroned by evil.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my chinkslop is better than your goyslop
      Thanks, Chang.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 is a crpg for people who don't like crpgs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I love the original Fallouts and love BG3

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play any games that get popular on Ganker.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game caters to unhinged furries aka the average journo
    >reviews through the roof

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game isn't furry at all. It's not cartoony.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit the frick up

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?none of the furry vtubers I follow have played it.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that bears are worm-infested animals:

    ?si=NTt1iBOGHtfVy_2Y

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game revealed to me how utterly enslaved by politics many people are.
    The game is good, very good. Looking at it objectively, the game is actually incredible in so many ways. Games of this scale and quality are excessively rare; there is objectively no crpg in history that reaches this level of production value and accommodation.
    But politics and culture war shit has warped people's minds to such a profound degree that their brains literally will not allow them to see the game for what it is.
    Instead of beautiful graphics and art design, their brains can only see gay sex. Instead of a game that accommodates creativity in its design, their brains see trannies. Instead of a game that gives weight and consequences to your choices, their brains see a bear. Instead of phenomenal voice acting and animation, their brains see black people.
    Maybe the game was trying to warn us about people with parasites in their brains.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe because these gays and trannies didn't exist in games 10-15 years ago, at least not so in your face
      like mass effect 2, you could do gay romance with some characters but you had to choose it and chase it by consistently talking to the party member and choosing the correct dialog and nobody cared about it and nobody was mad about it
      the vampire guy just acts and sounds gay all the time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So when you do a cost-benefit analysis of the game, the gays and trannies are enough to overcome all the positives about the game?
        That is precisely my point. Your brain has been programmed to fixate on one small aspect of the game while disregarding everything else.
        The best are the people that are subconsciously aware of this, so in order to placate their cognitive dissonance they attempt to scour the internet to cherry pick occasional lines of cringe dialogue or a 5 second webm of a weird combat mechanic.
        It's fascinating enough that case studies should be done on these people.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its funny seeing multiple people who sit in 500 post threads reading gameplay posts of a game they're not playing and then jump in with a rehashed criticism or line when they see the chance

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, frick you troonyshill
          your pissbaby cope is as moronic as saying
          >BUH WHY YOU NOT BUY CAR?!?!? IT'S JUST SMEARED IN DOGSHIT!!! THAT'S SUPERFICIAL!
          >BUH WHY YOU NOT WANT TO STAY IN PLACE WHERE THE WALLS ARE COVERED IN BLOOD??!?! YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT DECORATION ANYWAY!!
          sorry, but any normal person would not even interact with anything that debases itself in such a manner
          while desperate schizos (you) come up with copes to justify guzzling dogshit, which is the only case needed a case stuty:
          the obsessive need to consoom, cope to justify and the histeric meltdown if someone doesn't

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          for me, yeah, i bought it and have played it

          i thought it was gonna be a cringefest but ive been surprised so far
          the gay vampire is a superhomosexual but passed that its a really good game so far but im still in act 1, maybe near the end. im finding it to be quite challenging too. i just rescued the boss druid and wiped out all the goblins.
          i hope starfield is as good as this, todd better deliver

          i can ignore it, but these moments stand out every time they happen
          >oh more gay shit
          its tiresome
          some of the choices are so immediate that im actually surprised, i thought i was being friendly with some of the dialog choices and im only in act 1 but the male characters are coming on to me already

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes we know everything in games and society was better back then, you're right, but this game could have been way worse in that regard. if you just say no the 1 or 2 times you get asked out on a gay date then it takes 20 seconds out of a 100 hour game.

        There aren't black NPCs running around everywhere or gay NPCs who parade they're in a relationship at least.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's a good game but i feel kinda forced to keep certain companions in my party for now
          i think i need the vampire to fill the rogue gap in my party to pick locks etc because im a fighter
          i would like to swap him but there isn't an alternative so far i think

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The game is good, very good. Looking at it objectively, the game is actually incredible in so many ways

      No it isn't.
      Simple as

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Proves my point

        nah, frick you troonyshill
        your pissbaby cope is as moronic as saying
        >BUH WHY YOU NOT BUY CAR?!?!? IT'S JUST SMEARED IN DOGSHIT!!! THAT'S SUPERFICIAL!
        >BUH WHY YOU NOT WANT TO STAY IN PLACE WHERE THE WALLS ARE COVERED IN BLOOD??!?! YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT DECORATION ANYWAY!!
        sorry, but any normal person would not even interact with anything that debases itself in such a manner
        while desperate schizos (you) come up with copes to justify guzzling dogshit, which is the only case needed a case stuty:
        the obsessive need to consoom, cope to justify and the histeric meltdown if someone doesn't

        >pissbaby cope
        The irony is palpable.

        >BUH WHY YOU NOT BUY CAR?!?!? IT'S JUST SMEARED IN DOGSHIT!!! THAT'S SUPERFICIAL!
        Literally proving my point, and you somehow can't even see it. Your brain ascribes infinite weight to the variable of trannies. Lmfao

        for me, yeah, i bought it and have played it [...]
        i can ignore it, but these moments stand out every time they happen
        >oh more gay shit
        its tiresome
        some of the choices are so immediate that im actually surprised, i thought i was being friendly with some of the dialog choices and im only in act 1 but the male characters are coming on to me already

        I agree that the gay shit is more prevalent than it needs to be. But I simply choose to not engage in it, and move on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The game is good, very good
      post gameplay video proving it or gtfo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This may be difficult for your instant-gratification addicted brain to grasp, but the draw of these types of games has always been on the roleplaying aspect. For example, the ability to make a series of decisions only for consequences to last throughout the rest of the game.
        The irony is that one of the common chud criticisms of this game is that it's for zoomers. Yet somehow, zoomers are now more capable of maintaining attention and following the threads of a dynamic plot than your parasite-infested brain. Fascinating.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK shill
    Still not buying it

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you dont play videogames

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP: AAAAAH MY AXE WOUND IS BLEEDING WHY WON'T THE PAIN STOP AAAAAH I WANT TO DIE

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will you shut up, man?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first game that actually advances a genre I've played since like 2004.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, like last week most would say Witcher 3 was an incredible achievement in player choices and agency. Now it looks as linear as God of War or Last of Us compared to this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DOS2 reskin
      >LE ADVANCE THE GENRE
      holy shit you marketing trannies are not even trying

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm glad this game utterly broke Ganker

    Shazam trannies will be swallowing a shotgun soon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discordtroony
      >projecting his desire to kill himself
      the game broke discortroony minds that's for sure kek

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is woke globohomosexual trannie ESG leftist reddit trash

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game for vaxxed NPC Ukrainian supporters

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS IS A NEW STANDARD FOR RPGS
    t. played 5 RPGs in his life and thinks Dragon Age is the pinnacle of the genre

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no cash shop
    >DLSS 2.X
    >realistic graphics
    >full immersive customization
    >120+ fps
    >4k
    >a lot of graphical customization
    >NO COPYRIGHT PROTECTION and LITERALLY available on GoG (which makes the amount of buyers even more insane)
    >a literal crpg
    >turn-BASED
    >dnd 5e rules
    >Shadowfeet
    >actual fantasy
    >so many classes and races with so many customizations that you can literally spend hours just to create a character
    >your team is actually unique and it never feels like it's just copy pasted yous
    >top tier story and the back story of your members is just great
    >the moment Shadowfeet react to your "present" is what made BG3 game of the decade
    I don't know how Larian did it, but they delivered the 2004 version of Wow, but actually better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But muh trannies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of ~~*person*~~ includes things like 120+ fps and 4k in their list..

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is good expect for a bunch of painful writing, but the massive marketing campaign every fricking where on the internet is obnoxious.
    I get they are a massive company with 450 employees that have worked on this for years along with Tencent owning a third, so they need like 10 million sales to make a profit.
    Just frick off already though.

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