>NOOOOOOOO MY SISTER'S ROUTE 1 SHITMON WAS STOLEN TEAM PLASMA MUST FEEL MY RAGE

>NOOOOOOOO MY SISTER'S ROUTE 1 SHITMON WAS STOLEN TEAM PLASMA MUST FEEL MY RAGE
just catch another one lol

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but she loved that particular route 1 shitmon.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OMGHISA

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the worst """""rival""""" until Hop appeared

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about the LGPE gay that everybody forgot about?
      And the “rivals” in XY?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And the “rivals” in XY?
        the only rival in XY was serena/calem and they were written better than hugh
        in fact they're the only thing XY has over BW2 as games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the worst """""rival"""""
      That's Silver

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Objectively incorrect.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Silver is the best rival because he's the only one with a real character arc that is shown, not told, through game mechanics.

        Zoomers, of course, don't know this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Silver is mogged hard by Kieran.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally who?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was so inspiring to see Maxie, Archie, and Cyrus do the same transformation in their games, it was so beautiful :')

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >barry has a munchlax at spear pillar
          >gets a snorlax at the pokemon league
          HOLY SHIT SOUL

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Barry went through the character development of watching his Munchlax job to some Bronzors, so he sprinted all across Sinnoh to artificially raise its happiness so it would stop being a useless shitter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Soul

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based. Imagine going cross country to train like that. OP could never.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >silver keeps on using the same pokemon he calls weak and blames for his losses over and over
          >hop, after losing, swaps out his pokemon including his original partner for stronger ones in his self-doubt before returning to his original pokemon later on when he accepts himself
          By your logic Silver is the worst and Hop is the best

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ew no, that behavior is even less fricking consistent and would make even less sense in-universe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Bianca

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong about Hop? He's basically an improved Hau. How many rivals actually got a legendary?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wins a legendary in an undeserved way after accepting being trampled by the MC, I literally hate human rugs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hau is just a hawaiian but Hop is an ugly homosexual paki.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's nothing wrong about Hop? He's basically an improved Hau.
        the only thing you hopgays ever have to say about him is "he caught a legendary!" who cares if he got a legendary that doesn't excuse him being an annoying little worm for 99.9% of the game. hop is like a yeast roll like yeah it's serviceable but you aren't gonna like it, hau is a Hawaiian roll it's just the right amount of sweet and soft it's not overbearing like the yeast roll

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barry and May

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe that was a core plot for like literally the entire game. "A sister's purrloin" feels like a minor side quest that would be resolved in between gym badges in another game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that the point? to you it sounds unimportant but to him it's everything. it's his entire reason for traveling the region.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was barely a rival, I fought with him more often than against him. Which I didn't mind I guess, it was a change of pace after getting raped by cheren every 5 seconds in BW1. I'm guessing they did it that way on purpose, because they wanted to differentiate BW2 from BW1 as much as possible.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's implied the Purrloin was the only thing that kept him happy during the time the town pedophile preyed on him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you talking about?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your dog died? Just get another dog

    OP logic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Purrloin's not even dead, just stolen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Your dog died? Just get another dog

        OP logic

        If a dog dies of natural causes or due to an accident, that's one thing, but being stolen? In some ways, that's arguably worse.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how he had his own goal separate from yours. He's basically "what if Silver was a good guy."

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cried after my pet fish died. What difference does having unplayable stats make?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MY SISTER'S ROUTE 1 SHITMON
    Her pet cat.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your bike got stolen?
    >just get another one lol the guy who stole it is happier for getting it anyways.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was his grandfathers last gift to his younger sister so I get why hes so fixated on it
    I just wish he didnt have the worst catchphrase in the world or be the main driving force for you to interact with team plasma after the last game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His catchphrase is great tho

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only got his moronic mindbroken cat because of the player despite his hate boner for Team Plasma
    >just fricking darts off in said direction of Plasma activity and you 9 out of 10 times have to go after him to join him on his hate boner quest
    >all he does is fight plasma grunts with that use the same 5 fricking shitmons the entire game as if that required more than a working braincell
    >speaking of that moronic mindbroken cat he didn't even fricking fight the guy who HAD it that was just dumped on you to do
    >all that fricking buildup and constantly saying "IM ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY RAGE" and all he does at the end of it all is just stares at muh stolen pokaymon while you did all the heavy lifting
    seriously what the frick were they thinking with this guy?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just get another dog bro!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST SEEK JUSTICE FOR YOUR FAMILY'S SAKE AND RESCUE YOUR BELOVED PET FROM A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION!!! YOU HAVE TO COPE AND CATCH ANOTHER ONE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE KEK!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE butthole RIVAL AND PEG ME ALREADY!!!
    Is there another character that filters brainlets as good as Hugh does?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HMPH I HATE WEAK THINGS WEAK WEAK WEAK YOU'RE SO WEAK WOW YOU BEAT ME JUST LIKE A WEAKLING I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WEAK YOU ARE WEAK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barry is better than Silver, Silver is practically a cringe machine: ,
      >>NO YOU ARE LE HEKING WEAKERINO! STOP KICKING MY CHUNGUS ASS! BY THE WAY IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE CONCLUSION OF MY CHUNGUS CHARACTER ARC I HOPE YOU HAVE THE CELEBI DISTRIBUTED BY LE EVENTERINO,
      You need to be stupid to think that hippie with long hair is based.

      >NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST SEEK JUSTICE FOR YOUR FAMILY'S SAKE AND RESCUE YOUR BELOVED PET FROM A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION!!! YOU HAVE TO COPE AND CATCH ANOTHER ONE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE KEK!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE butthole RIVAL AND PEG ME ALREADY!!!
      Is there another character that filters brainlets as good as Hugh does?

      kys bort

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys genwargay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"""rival""" with cringe design is released
        >His entire personality and character arc boil down to this: "NO, MY SISTER'S HECKING SHITMON! I HATE LE HECKING CHUNGOS PLASMARINE TEAM!"
        >then the Mutt-nova-borts be like: "oh my arceus! that's deep! That's hecking chungus!" the mutt-nova-bort then starts having sex with a garbage bag and an ice cream

        >discord troon wouldn't understand what it means to love a pet
        typical loveless troon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"NOoooOOOoo! YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE THIS SHITTY AND EMPTY CHARACTER BECAUSE HIS ONLY PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER ARC IS BASED ON GETTING A SHITMON BACK! I'M GOING TO USE THE STRAW MAN Fallacy and Say YoU're a le DisCOrdine troony! JUST LIKE the troony who raped when I was a child"
          Kys Mutt-nova-bort, I bet you think N is deep

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I bet you think N is deep
            He's deep in your mom
            ___ohhhhhhhhhhh shit nigggggga_____you just got puuuuuuuunked_____/
            Just a prank bro lmso x3

            Nah but everything you just typed was cancer. To you it's a shitmon, to him it was family, something irreplaceable and precious to his family with sentimental value whose fate was unknown, why don't you get that? He aimed to get stronger to retrieve what was lost and stop it from ever happening again, that's more purpose than almost every character in the franchise chasing after some vague goals of strength, also Qwilfish hair lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pray tell, might you be another Anon than the one with whom I recently conversed, Black person?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I'm nta
                Also kys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would humbly propose that you partake in the consumption of excrement and take your own life, Black person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't even address anything I said in my reply to you dumbass

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has his own motivations instead of just being another generic "i wanna be da bes :DDD" trainer
    >isn't overtly friendly to the player but isn't just a pretentious shitbag
    >battles you to get in practice so you can both get stronger, won't jerk you off for winning but won't cry about losing
    >actually funny
    Hugh is the rival people say they want but get filtered by instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hugh is so fricking based bro, cool design too. They should model a few more after his personality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iirc you battle alongside Hugh more times than you battle against him, which is really unique and a great way to keep the rival active throughout the story without having constant battles like with Cheren and Bianca. I enjoyed BW overall but that got real grating real fast.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeaaaah, he was a pretty shit rival, that continued the trend of shit rivals for another 12 years

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hugh was the last rival with some character aside from 2 blond edgelords and a schizo that isn't a fricking dickriding the MC
    huh, and you'd think people would like him

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hau and the XY morons are the worst ones by far

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'M GOING TO FACE YOU UNTIL I BEAT YOU! THAT'S IT! THAT'S ALL! AND DON'T YOU DARE LOSE TO ANYONE!" *Starts eating a box of crayons*
    Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Over 25 years of forcefeeding you about the bonds between humans and their Pokemon and you still don't understand why someone would care if theirs got stolen? You need fricking special education

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The trvth nvke here is that /vp/ gets filtered whenever a character has an actual personality outside of throating MC's wiener and goals besides "I'M GONNA BE LE STRONK!!1!". Im sure these homosexuals only ""like"" the first two rivals out of nostalgia or to fit in and would 100% be shitting on Silver and Blue they were released today.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"""rival""" with cringe design is released
    >His entire personality and character arc boil down to this: "NO, MY SISTER'S HECKING SHITMON! I HATE LE HECKING CHUNGOS PLASMARINE TEAM!"
    >then the Mutt-nova-borts be like: "oh my arceus! that's deep! That's hecking chungus!" the mutt-nova-bort then starts having sex with a garbage bag and an ice cream

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, you never have a pet, we get it

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >his sister’s Purrloin
    >Purrloin
    >cat Pokémon
    >pussy
    It was a euphemism; they raped her

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