>noseplugs. >the hourglass figure. >shakira hips. >book storage. >bedroom eyes

>noseplugs
>the hourglass figure
>shakira hips
>book storage
>bedroom eyes
>can't decide whether to give him traps or not
>nonsensical thin layer of skin over radius and ulna

I can't fricking take this design seriously. Whose idea was this?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting your AI trash everywhere....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was official art moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        DnD uses AI slop as official "art"

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    /b/ is the board for random stuff, OP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't recognise 5e vecna?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a matter of fact I don't. I've never played 5e and your Vecna has both eyes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This might be a shocker for you, but there are people who not only don't obsess over art in games of pretend, they also play other games than DnD.
        Not to mention the last time I was running a fantasy setting, it was 2016 and I was forced to run The Witcher for bunch of randos.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only eurotrash could be this arrogant over NOT knowing something.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You are arrogant if you aren't riding the dick of WotC marketing department by making threads for free about their game and how angry everyone should be about some nonsensical aspect of it
            /tg/ is literally the only place where I have any sort of contact with DnD. I'm in this hobby since '97. Were you even born back then?

            Ok boomer

            I don't mind. Bits being a stupid shit

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Read your own posts again and realize you are literally whining about your own ignorance and trying to make it look like its a virtue.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm a moronic shitposter who's ignorant of something and proud of it

            You're the #1 reason this board is dead.

            Being ignorant of 5e is hardly something to criticise. If you don't play 5e then of course you're not going to know or care about whatever art they're releasing.

            Also, that fricker has two eyes looks nothing like a lich. Not my Vecna.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok boomer

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm a moronic shitposter who's ignorant of something and proud of it

          You're the #1 reason this board is dead.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anyone who isn't invested into 5e is shitposter
            This is your brain on DnD

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seriously thought it was alternate art of Withers from BG3.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has both eyes
        >has both hands

        Not muh Vecna.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The left hand is obviously artificial, I can at least give them a pass on that. Having both eyes, not so much.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Upon closer examination I do see the left hand is artificial and will give them a pass on that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently the art depicts pre-Kas betrayal Vecna, they will probably have an updated design for him without an eye and hand in the future since there will be a D&DOne adventure revolving around Vecna in a year or so

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am sure that the fact that he looks weirdly similar to Stranger Things Vecna has nothing to do with anything.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Wotc work with Stranger Things on the show's design of Vecna? I'm pretty sure the Vecna Dossier with the 5e design of Vecna came out in early June 2022, literally a week or two after Stranger Things season 4 came out and introduced their version of Vecna (who never showed up in the other seasons of the show). I doubt Wotc managed to scrap together a design and get it commissioned in less than two weeks time.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am pretty sure WotC is working closely with Netflix on this one. It's free money for them, similarly to Critical Role, so they would rather be in the know about what's going on in the inside.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The left hand is obviously artificial, I can at least give them a pass on that. Having both eyes, not so much.

          Both relics in various editions say he eventually gets those back. So this could be an image of Vecna when his hand and eye are between gigs.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, he's ascended to godhood, i would expect him to be able to get those back. But the image is of a one-eyed one-handed lich, not whatever the frick OP's image is supposed to be.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              IIRC the pic in OP is of Vecna before he lost his eye and hand in Kas' betrayal.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vecna before he lost his eye and hand in Kas' betrayal.
                >clearly has an artificial hand

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how villains looked on the Xbox 360 in 2011

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Low effort AI ""art"" post
    You homosexuals are worse than the DnDrones who can't stay in their containment thread. Congratulations OP, you literally belong to the worst group of posters on the board right now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting your AI trash everywhere....

      Do you really think this is ai or are you just insulting d&d5e "art"?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI would look better

        Only eurotrash could be this arrogant over NOT knowing something.

        t. Can't name his State capital

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Left hand is a little wonky.
        Also the fricked perspective on the ornaments around its hips is a dead give away. Also the ornaments in general are fricked and assymetric in a typical AI way.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, if I was a lich I'd just ditch my goddamn skin, skin looks fine when you fill it out, it looks like shit when it just hangs there, better to just make your bones look as fancy as you can while also retaining some measure of dignity.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to side with you but making a thread for this? Come on friendo. There are a gazillion artworks of Vecna and you can make him look any way you want for your campaign. Hell, he could be a she with big skelly boobas if you want. It's your table anon. Actually give me a minute, I'm gonna write a short campaign about Dutchess Boobina Skelleroni the Lich Queen AN ADVENTURE FOR CHARACTERS LEVELS 12-16

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dutchess
      >Dutch
      You made a typo your post is invalid

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to "yes, and" you and say that my Duchess is a Dutchess. Made of cheese instead of pus and bone. With wooden shoes. And a magical tulip that can cast "Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wilting" once a day, sucking in all the moisture into the flower and when you cast it the tulip blooms up and the national anthem of the netherlands rings from the ether.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, though it's just really hard to take the dude seriously when that image has embedded itself so deeply in my brain

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't even look like a lich. Honestly, doesn't even speak to godhood or anything like that, but kind of look like some magical construct/transhuman shit. Even then it doesn't really make a lot of sense, but I guess it is magical bullshit. Bit too much Voldemort vibe, too. Why they have his left hand missing but not his eye is utterly baffling. The art itself is fine, it's just 3/10 for what it's being used for.
    The statblock is the really bad part. The god of liches is a CR 26? Make him a CR 30, fricking cowards. He has a handful of common resistances and status immunities, and some middling attacks. I guess he gets to use his dagger after them, but that shit isn't going to phase high level tanks. Rotten Fate is clearly his best attack, but the killed creature being raised as a CR 1/4 zombie is just fricking dumb. Flight of the Damned is just weak. But the real insult is the spell list - it's like they didn't even try. Absolute fricking garbage, this is supposed to be a wizard who's at the peak of his craft? Bullshit. And no legendary actions. Really just an all around terrible statblock. The items included in the pdf are trash too, lazy fricks couldn't even be bothered to write them up and just said "lol roll on random tables." Really just fricking trash.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the 3.5E version but even the 4E "Eddie the Head but he has a ghost monocle and stole a headdress from a WHFB necromancer" design is far superior

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They literally made him hot

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would look better If he was Just a plain skeleton with a purple robe.
    And arent his arms a little too short?

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