Not a good look for Johto

Not a good look at all...

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FeralaGAYtor is such a bad design no wonder sinnoh chads rule this game and boomers can’t use Twitter kekw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sinnoh chads rule this game
      what in the frick are you talking about. sad attempt at false flagging, bro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I meant hoenn lel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's feraligaytr sir

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All three of them suck, not just Feraligatr.

      Feraligatr is a bipedal alligator with a finner and bumps reminiscent of vague combat pads
      Typhlosion is a bipedal nondescript ferret-like mammal with a fire collar, which is *supposed* to call to mind Japanese delinquents with its design but you'd never know that without being told
      Meganium is at least a Sauropod dinosaur-like creature but other than that it just has a flower around its neck and anther antennae

      Johto starters are just completely uninspired and low-effort in almost every way, not to mention bland to use on top of that.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who picked those homosexual ass names holy shit. when did femininity and gayness become so commonplace? where did the 90s cool raditude go?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beloved beasts
    Poll confirms them to not be beloved, but that's what they get for being johturd starters

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only set of starters that were never shilled
    >Only set of starters never given have any prominent role in the anime
    >Only ones out of the poll to not get megas or any other special snowflake super saiyan shill form
    >Only ones out of the poll to be dexited from SwSh
    >Last three years was Joe deflecting to Johto to deflect from SwSh's flaws
    >Last three years was PChal using Johto for his shitposts, unoriginal copycats parroting him and nu-fans falling for it because the majority of pokefans are ultra casuals know frick all about the games, especially not about Johto considering its most recent game is older than most of the fans
    >The only starter trio actively set up to fail was put in the same poll with as the two most coddled and privileged starter sets and ends up losing
    WHOOOOAAAA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh it's not that deep they're just boring designs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There isn't some grand conspiracy, Johto just sucks.

        regardless of how you feel about the design, you can't tell me that Johto starters got a fair chance.Espailly not compared to KANTOOOOOO and Hoenn.

        Johto and Unova both lacked a dedicated shill starter and tried to spread the love. Both are seen as the "weak and boring" trios.
        Not a coincidence. Shilling works.

        I'd say your right, but that would imply Johto got any love at all to share

        Johto now has Typhlosion as shill starter and Unova has Samurott.

        far too little far too late. and even getting regionals does frick all for the originals.

        And wouldn't you know it, there's endless posts about how they "fixed the originals", that they're "vast improvements" despite their designs staying fairly similar especially in the latter's case.
        Whatever GameFreak tells you to like, the people will like. Even Pansage made it top 30 in a Japanese poll just because Cilan had one and we all know how unpopular the monkeys are.

        this anon gets it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Johto and Unova both lacked a dedicated shill starter and tried to spread the love. Both are seen as the "weak and boring" trios.
      Not a coincidence. Shilling works.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Johto now has Typhlosion as shill starter and Unova has Samurott.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And wouldn't you know it, there's endless posts about how they "fixed the originals", that they're "vast improvements" despite their designs staying fairly similar especially in the latter's case.
          Whatever GameFreak tells you to like, the people will like. Even Pansage made it top 30 in a Japanese poll just because Cilan had one and we all know how unpopular the monkeys are.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >samurott is the unova shillmon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but who else would it be?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              honestly? none of them really fits in the shillmon category i could say serperior but at the same time it's not shilled either only zoroark was the shilled unovamon like they did with lucario but it's not a starter though

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Serperior has the best ability, Samurott is treated as the BW default, and Emboar is the BW2 default (as per the trailer).

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              tepig was clearly supposed to be it
              >evolve into the only humanoid member of the trio
              >used by the manga mc and ash
              >only one of ash starters to evolve in unova
              It was clearly supposed to be charizard/infernape 2.0, but it floppped so badly that they had to change plsns

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't some grand conspiracy, Johto just sucks.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Venusaur but less monstrous and worse typing
    >Charizard with stripped wings and worse movepool
    Only the Gatr is good

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who benefits from a post like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who were saying Johto was shit for years only to be shouted down by nostalgiagays. Now there's people who have no nostalgia for the games and are willing to call them what they are.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >monotype garbage
    >mogged hard by their middle evos
    >feraligaytr
    >designs so anonymous that they don't make them unique compared to all the other pokemon in the dex
    >objectively a downgrade compared to the kantroon starters and i didn't even know it was possible
    kek no wonder people dislike these garbage starters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Croconaw is ugly and Quilava is still boring even if it's the least boring
      In fact, it's more exciting waiting for Cyndaquil to evolve than it is actually having a Quilava

      but yes Johto starters are a downgrade from Kanto's starters

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoenn wins as always.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still drowning every Johto and Kanto Pokemon with my Chad surfer Feraligatr

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like all those starters and have done playthroughs with each of them

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of the 9 mons here, Typhlosion is by far the coolest by gaygagaytor and megaynium are the worst 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      work on your bait

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wipe your tears johturd

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call them johtrannies or you're a troon yourself

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once again the trash squabble while Unovagods watch on our throne

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >region based on shartmerica
      >just a reskin of KANTOOOOO
      only throne you're sitting on is porcelain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      check again

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blaziken sceptile
    no wonder they keep making fursuits

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Blaziken is the literal fursuitmon.
      Sceptile's debut in the 3D games gave it a unhuman-like posture like an actual dino creature

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people post Youtube polls here? Not saying that the Johto starters are the most popular because they aren't but these polls usually are biased based on who watches the channel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've ever seen one of these youtube polls where Hoenn isn't the winner, so it's really just one guy

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meganium bad upvotes to the left my fellow Redditors.

    Edit: thanks for the gold!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even girls give a shit about Meganium
    it's the single most blatantly contrarian pick in the Pokemon universe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Untiered in comp
      >Hardest to use ingame
      >Pre-evo is cooler
      >Forgettable despite being two decades old
      Objectively the worst starter
      Its irrefutable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chikorita, Bayleef, and Meganium are all the same shit
        It's a meme that Bayleef is a better design, as there is no significant difference between them and the line is one of the few in history that actually completely committed to a conceptual progression (bulbs to flower, e.g.).

        It just gets bigger and changes color slightly, leaving aside the bloom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So people who dogenuinely like Meganium were contrarians all along?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feraligatr hate is legitimately one of the most forced things I've seen on this board

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feraligatr is virtually equally bad to Typhlosion. Same animal rip-off made bipedal, quirky "details" added to make it not totally bland, generic movepool (didn't get Dragon Dance even in gen 3), bland colorations,

      these two's reputations rest entirely upon un-reevalutated rose-tinted nostalgia, propped up only by fanatic johtoddlers lording their sacred cow gen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Gatr is loved because it's cool as hell. You're hated because you're an enormous homosexual that gets his opinions entirely from YouTubers.
        Also frick off with shitting on Typhlosion too, it's way cooler than Zard and I still like Zard even.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets his opinions entirely from YouTubers.
          I write all my own material
          I have no idea who to listen to to watch them cut all this garbage down to size with the same acumen

          cope & seethe johtoddler

          hardly anyone gives a frick about these shitters other than their stans like you

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of your opinions matter because they're just 1:1 what shilltubers have been paid to say
            >hardly anyone gives a frick about these shitters
            Yes because they've been programmed to hate them, go back 5 years and Typhlosion and Gatr are well liked with people asking why they've been ignored by GF

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              meds

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's way cooler than Zard
          Its literally a flightless Zard. If they made a ground type and emphasized its terrestrial lifestyle it would've stood out more. But instead its just "Charizard but less"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was probably referring to design/concept rather anything related to PvPiss, which it just a club for shillmons

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even Quaquaval is better than the ugly gator

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quaquaval is offensively bad
            Feraligatr simply offers almost no reason to like it type bad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Quaquaval
            >better than anything
            Look
            Lmao even

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >actually funny to look at
              >somehow it's a bad thing
              alright mr grumpy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same animal rip-off made bipedal, quirky "details" added to make it not totally b
        Most Pokémon have primarily animals basis with extra details
        >generic movepool (didn't get Dragon Dance even in gen 3),
        Competitive is a farce that only exists to prop up FOTM shillmons and CHARIZARD
        >bland colorations,
        Oh no a blue water type. The horror
        >these two's reputations rest entirely upon un-reevalutated rose-tinted nostalgia, propped up only by fanatic johtoddlers lording their sacred cow gen
        Wrong.the hate those two get is entirely from being robbed it the shilling every other starter got. Game Freak hating Johto and forcing it live under KANTOOOOOOOO, and three straight years of Johto being the scapegoat for all the franchise problems due to Joe’s lies, PChal’s trolling and nu-fans being dumb enough to fall for it
        Same goes for Meganium though it would admittedly never be popular due to being to “girly” without being a humanoid waifu, it would at least not be the most hated starter in the franchise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feraligatr hate mostly stems from the same thing as Johto hate in general. It's alright, but the fans of it prod it up as if it's the best and most popular thing in existence and that tires people out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone that likes a thing props it up as the best thing ever. That's normal. What moronic and selectively applied reasoning.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          average johtogay brainrot

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 3 are most people's favorite starter trios. It's not a fair comparison.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hoenn starters look too homosexual for me. I've never understood what's so good about them. Ohh a water/ground type. Not really a game changer. Their movepools are ass and their game blows. People strawman johto all day when hoenn has all the same problems, but makes them worse somehow. The story making run around in circles on the map was real cool. Soooo cool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > The hoenn starters look too homosexual for me. I've never understood what's so good about them.
      Actual being Shilled is one hell of a drug

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Hoenn trio is implicitly carried hard by Blaziken, while Swampert and Sceptile get by by being merely acceptable and "cool" enough
      they were different to anything offered before or since

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Hoenn trio is carried by Blaziken
        Never seen a gayer opinion in my life, you might as well post Quaquaval or whatever the frick it's called while you're at it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of them are similar in popularity actually. To me, Blaziken is by far the worst

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johtomon are not mon.

    Also REALLY dislike the classy critters overall.

    At least the classic creatures started something.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between Gen 1-4, Johto definitely has the least popular starters.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're soul. You wouldn't get it.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what SHOULD have been a fricking plesiosaur monster would have been incredibly popular and the bear is much fiercer looking than typhlosion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't like the dinosaur starter
        shiggy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I like Feraligatr as is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >knock-off Pikachu into knock-off Arcanine
        >blue blobs into knock-off Lapras
        Holy shit, these suck.

        awful taste

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >knock-off Pikachu into knock-off Arcanine
      >blue blobs into knock-off Lapras
      Holy shit, these suck.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    johto sucks and 90% of the reason why is due to the fact that whenever houndour/doom is included in the pokedex, it's locked behind postgame

    this is also part of the reason as to why platinum is in the top 3 of pokemon games

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