Not gonna preorder Starfield? Then just fricking do it. Go to the hardware store. Get a rope.

Not gonna preorder Starfield?
Then just fricking do it.
Go to the hardware store.
Get a rope.
Tie a noose in your parent's basement.
And just fricking have a nice day.
That's how much of a waste of life you are if you don't buy my game.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty harsh of you todd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they made nazis so cool? I don't want to sympathize with them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't want to sympathize with them
        That's OK, you were just programmed that way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do morons keep imagining some great vendetta that Todd has against Sawyer or Obsidian? He was always supportive of them, even proposed to push back NV’s deadline — Obsidian execs refused. Sawyer himself has tweeted that he would love to be hired by Bethesda after he is finished with Pentiment. There is clearly no bad blood between them,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Todd and Sawyer are good buddies who often help each other. New Vegas has been mutually very beneficial for both their companies, and Todd probably convinced Microsoft to obtain his studio. Avellone hate the both of them though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sawyer himself has tweeted that he would love to be hired by Bethesda after he is finished with Pentiment
        Source?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason why I can think Ganker would hate Todd and Bethesda is because of Avellone one-upping them. But even then Avellone has went on record saying New Vegas was their problem and that Bethesda was helpful from day 1 so idk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't Avellone responsible for DA BEARS DA BULLS and penis fingers?
          I don't think one upped means what you think it does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Todd lookin drippy today

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like LA Noire

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I pre order instead of just using a free trial of game pass when it releases to play for free?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are not going to be able to see even a quarter of the game of that free trial. Even the 3 months for $1 will only allow you to see a small fraction of starfields glory.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Even the 3 months for $1
        I think they stopped doing this recently

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ya know what Todd, I'll say it. Elephant in the room
    I don't care about Starfield literally at all. Just give me TES VI already.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not only am i not preordering it, im not going to buy it when it comes out. ill play it for 10 minutes when they stick it on gamepass.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >metadoom
    >no metastarfield

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of pre-ordering in the era of digital distribution?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wanting to have a physical copy?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I might've if it wasn't for the abortion stuff

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care stop re-releasing frickn skyrim for the 69th time

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does this even have a release date yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The official release date so far is 2023, that's it.
      During the gameplay reveal May 7th was mentioned so people are taking that as a hint that it may be in the first half of 2023.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bu.but Todd preoders are not available yet! How can I pre-order something if I'm able to!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your target audience now is far more prone to suicide.
    If you ever decide to make games for normal people again I will be waiting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obsidian made NV champ, not Todd.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Since Microsoft took charge Bethesda is on par with Obsidian. Corporate wokeness is enforced.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Anon quick! They activated a booby trap!"
    >"The key is in one of the Starfield pre-order receipts! H-Hurry! P-Preorder at least 5 to be safe!"

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only preorder games from professional assassins

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you've already won, Todd. leave me alone. despite never completing a SINGLE one of your games, i've still bought them all(one of them twice) and will probably buy Starfield. go frick yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At some point you really need to stop giving them money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a good friend, anon.
      I'll remember you when the time comes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything bethesda has ever made is "more fun to imagine playing than it is to actually play"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stage 5: acceptance

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've seen trve essence behind the face of the toddhead
    so i'll just mod skyrim into starfield

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is Todd so memeable anons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we only partially understand his power

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why is Todd so memeable anons?

        Todd is Godd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Model U.N.
      >Carmack bows down to Howard
      >In contact the chess club
      >Possesses psychic-like shilling abilities
      >Controls Bethesda Game Studios with an iron but fair fist
      >Owns settlements and bunkers globally
      >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Howardstead will be the first city)
      >Direct descendant of Jamestown colonists
      >Can usher in a golden age of gaming with just one phone call
      >Owns 99% of AI research facilities on Earth
      >First AI will be in all likelihood be Radiant AI
      >Said to have a natural IQ of 215, current IQ unknown after he drank too many fortify intelligence potions
      >It just works

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'm playing on chad pass so no reason to even buy the game. You did this to yourself Todd.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be honest, what kind of moron buys bethesda games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got Oblivion and Skyrim and Fallout 3 and New Vegas all day 1. None of their other games though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people. The morons are the ones who pirate games, because their autism allows them to ignore any guilt for negating laws.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        With cancel culture we have been taught you no longer need to reward companies or individuals who offend you.
        With pronouns, the anti White marketing campaign, and their support for murdering babies they are no longer entitled to my money. Pirating will become a much more popular option

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the anti White marketing campaign
          I get the whole Black person fatigue thing but what have they done in relation to Starfield that's been anti-white?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >inb4 morons are mad that the main human colony is located on a planet named after a kween astronaut

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The current definition of diversity is to replace Whites with blacks. Not Asians or Hispanics .
            If the goal of diversity is to get things to look more like America then 13 out of every 100 characters would be black.
            From the looks of things that does not appear to be the case.
            They are actively promoting the current anti White agends from the woke left
            When somebody tells you who they are you should believe them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Current demographics show white people to be dying and having no children, when blacks and latinx pump out babies left and right, usually with multiple mothers. It is only logical to assume, that in the future the racial makeup of America would be mixed and brown so Starfield is actually pretty much hard sci-fi in that aspect.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said when someone espouses anti White sentiments you should believe them. The use of latinx is telling as well.

                For those like you who make the choice between right wing facists and the degenerate left you shod make damn sure you are the more attractive option.

                From my point of view you are evil incarnate and facism is the better option.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, instead of going outright fascist on me, maybe try having children, if you are so concerned about the future of the white race? If that is above your abilities, do you know how many white children are stuck in the orphanage system, where they get mentally scared for life? Why not do a good deep and adopt a white child? Would do much more good than trying to sway people's opinions on cambodian breastfeeding forums

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why not both?
                Ket me ask you this.
                Should I be able to organize a White Pride parade?
                The standard answer from the anti White crowd is No. Nationality is what should unify you as Caucasians.
                My question then becomes then how is White supremacy a threat?

                When my race is not allowed to show pride but can be villified the writing is on the wall.
                All I want is the same rights and privileges as everyone else.
                If facism is the tool to enforce equality then so be it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I would be fine with White pride if americans actually could trace their heritage or identity somewhere besides swastikas and lederhosen. If White pride was about european cultures and keeping up with old traditions then I would have no problem with it. Americans have no culture of their own besides consumerism and the only thing they know about europe is "da nazis!" so their first thought is to zieg heil or some shit.

                I would love to see representation from each european culture in america at some point, but it is currently impossible. If I want to see national stuff I have to go to Little Insert Country and figure out that have of the diaspora never fricking been to their homeland.

                Americans lost their roots because they wanted to feel special and now they are suffering because of it. Clinging to the few symbols and ideas that they know, no mater how heinous they are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You having a problem with something should have no impact on my rights.
                I think you being as willing as you are to admit in wanting to impose your will is the reason facism is the more attractive option .
                What the left sees as victimization the right sees as causus belli. We will not be victims in our Country.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol I am not even american, nor a leftist, but go on have your schizo speech before you go to a school and shoot some unarmed kids, because the libruls gave you the casus belli or some shit.

                America is rotting and not because of the globohomosexual but because your country gave up on educating its own citizens. You have one of the dumbest populations in the world, so you resort to alluring smart people from other countries, when your own countrymen cannot keep it running. It is embarrassing and I would actually feel sorry for you, if your lack of intelligence wasn't paired up with an undeserved degree of entitlement.

                You brought this upon yourself and cannot blame anyone else for your follies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The rest of the world relies on the scientific, economic, and military advancements of the dumbest population
                >Their only alternative is the chinese, who are equally dumb
                Based morons dabbing on the entire planet

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >How many of these advancements were made by born 'n' raised americans? The last smart americans a century ago realized that you can exploit the global brain drain and cut costs on the national education.

                Why would I shoot anyone? My side is doing well. The left busted their asses and got Biden 81 million votes. They control the House and Senate as well. All they have to show for it is Juneteenth .

                Even when they control every lever of power the right has them on the run.
                The right is a revanchist party now and woke corporations are on notice. Shut up or face our wrath.

                Don't cry about us being monsters. You created us.

                >Face our wrath
                You feel robbed of a future that never existed in the first place. The "glory" days of the past are gone and appear to have been smoke and mirrors all this time. You don't see it though. You are too busy holding a grudge against the other side of the coin of America.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am only concerned about the here and now. The Chinese have a saying " A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step".
                The only affect I can have on the future is what I do today. Fighting for equality is a worthy cause and one that must be fought against the woke left looking to impose their will.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I shoot anyone? My side is doing well. The left busted their asses and got Biden 81 million votes. They control the House and Senate as well. All they have to show for it is Juneteenth .

                Even when they control every lever of power the right has them on the run.
                The right is a revanchist party now and woke corporations are on notice. Shut up or face our wrath.

                Don't cry about us being monsters. You created us.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes the darkies drag down the National IQ a fair amount.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The question you should be asking is WHY people from other countries WANT to leave their own nations to make a living in America, which is apparently a rotting country by your assertion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                White, nonwhite, only thing that matters to me is if you buy my game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are no longer worthy of my money.

                Are the asians and hispanix not represented in the trailer? Why do you think black are overrepresented?

                I know

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic the most representation should be Asian follwed by Hispanic in Starfield.
                In no logical argument is the overrepresentation of blacks in Starfield defensible. Unless you factor in the current ant White campaign being waged by the left.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's been like three blacks shown and one of them was on a painting, calm down.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are the asians and hispanix not represented in the trailer? Why do you think black are overrepresented?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know math is racist and all but just count.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are the asians and hispanix not represented in the trailer? Why do you think black are overrepresented?

                I decided to do a quick look over of the gameplay reveal.
                Of the 150+ npcs shown briefly in the video, there are 19 identifiable black people and 2 identifiable asians. Of those, only 4 blacks and 2 asians appear to be significant NPCs rather than background characters, and one of the 19 blacks is a guy in a painting.
                >Constellation dey hea girl
                >Constellation buddy cop looking guy
                >Deep accented bald UC military guy
                >Tutorial miner black male
                >Tutorial miner asian female
                >Constellation indian male

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is the beeakdown of all 150 you cited?
                If any are indeterminate they are useless as a metric.
                Of the ones you could determine what is the breakdown?

                Your conclusion is irrelevant because your methodology is flawed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down you spergy redditor. You'd know what I was talking about if you had actually watched the video.
                Indeterminate is perfectly fine for an initial look because the question is about over representation. If 100 of the 150 NPCs were black but unidentifiable it wouldn't matter because they're not getting represented in the reveal when they could've been.
                The anon complaining does have a half-valid point in it being noticeably diverse when it comes to significant NPCs shown in some areas. Constellation has only one white person who appears to be the leader. There's a fair-skinned male but I think he's asian. The only person shown from the United Colonies is a deep african accented guy.
                Other areas are much whiter, like Akila City not having a single significant black so far, Crimson Fleet not having any blacks at all, and the New Atlantis landing bay having majority white people, with two groups of what appear to be scripted NPC conversations you can walk up to starring white people.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So generalizations with anecdotal data to back it up.
                Your Dude trust me arguments falls flat because I don't trust you are arguing on good faith.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a 15 minute gameplay reveal and only 3 of those minutes have NPCs in any big capacity. Don't take my word for it, look it up yourself moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why does a dry discussion of flawed methodology incite anger? It is the least possible debate to inflame passions. Ut is line yelling at an appropriation hearing on CSPAN.
                You are just looking to be mad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Black folk in science fiction and fantasy. I can't take it seriously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                same here

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toddu-san wouldu never say thatu. Shamefu dispray!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played or bought any Bethesda games. I just love the Todd memes.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here it is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > The blueprint for becoming hipster trash.
      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tranime
      You have to go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are more of a threat to vidya than microtransactions are. Literal postmodernist skinwalker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Support critics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Critics are bigger leeches than any shitty AAA gamedev. It's basically in the job description, both in & outside of the gaming industry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >buying games in the first place
      pleb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a frick about any of that shit

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that all of these Anti Bethesda games threads of late are being made by troonytera discord and twitter tourists, who is full of butthurt snoys.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he was literally working on no mans sky 2 all this time instead of elder scrolls
    lol

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pre-ordered once in my life it was dark souls2.
    I'll never do it again.
    Tod's game already looks like complete shit and a mistake.
    how moronic do you need to be to pre-order

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't I pre-order your game Todd? I've bought and loved all of your games so far.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    todd please, don’t be mean i’ll buy another copy of skyrim and preorder starfield

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't enough toddposting going on. Give me your rare Todds, NOW!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You pointing a gun at me, boy?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies, Todd.

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