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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    9.5 slow ass days to go

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU ARE FREE MY SONS
    GO WHEREVER YOU WANT WITH WHEREVER SHIP YOU WANT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will search the stars for my father or son TOdd

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only limit is your imagination!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It actually is
        Bethesda makes janky ass games but the games they make are always the best autism simulators

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why hasn't anyone modded Todd into bethesda games??
    surely they have enough real world dialogue for it or use an AI to create dialogue via text to speech
    he would make a good companion tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this a leak from the game>?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, a photoshop but a good one.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not only Todd is the GREATEST DEVELOPER IN HISTORY, he is also the TALLEST DEVELOPER EVER (Over 7 feet tall)
    HOW CAN A SINGLE MAN BE SO HOT?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to choose your pronouns in character creation so I cancelled my preorder. Not going to buy this pozzed product.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those are some dumb looking traits

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        To low iq to understand starfield traits

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alien DNA?? There's bestiality too? Dios mio...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even bother preordering in the first place over this. It may seem petty but I'm patient enough to wait for a deep discount which the game will eventually have, if I'm even still interested in it by then, and then I don't have to have my money support normalisation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care. Still pre ordered Starfield (premium)
      Can't wait for these homosexuals to be in starfield threads constantly talking about Steam numbers and random bugs they find while everyone is enjoying this masterpiece.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ending of Armored Core 6
    >"You did it Raven, but the fight is not over"
    >"It's time we take out fight, to the stars!"
    >Mech gets into shit and blasts into space
    >STARFIELD; Press start
    what iff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is some "Don't worry, the next game they'll walk out of a movie theater showing the recent game, calling it shit and we'll have a REAL sequel" shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      armoredfield is the new barbieheimer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mech gets into shit
      haha poop

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking excited bros. I haven't been excited about a video game since Zelda TotK.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am excited and pre ordered but the only thing that worries me is the leveling system
    it looks like a brain-dead mobile game tier checklists system to rank up skills lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In practice you'll level up by doing the relevant stuff as you play. You put a point on ballisitcs, you gain extra levels by killing people with ballistics

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but will the game have a level cap or will it just let you learn everything?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, just talking about leveling skills.. If you have a skill and use the relevant thing it will level up the skill naturally as you play.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leaked achievements indicate level 100 is most likely the max, so take from that what you will

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would guess it’s exactly like Skyrim, legendary skills and all

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but will the game have a level cap or will it just let you learn everything?

        I mght have been wrong there actually, maybe doing the relevant thing only unlocks the next rank, and you have to spend another point in to get next rank once its unlocked. Some shit online is saying theres 4 ranks to each skill and 80+skills

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesn't HAVE to have ground vehicles
    >It doesn't HAVE to have water falls
    >It doesn't NEED to have real directional lighting that effects the enviroment.
    >It doesn't need to have life on more than 10% of planets
    >It doesn't need a modern engine.
    >It doesn't matter that the dialogue is porn tier quality.
    >It doesn't need aquatic vehicles.
    >It doesn't need to have expressive dialogue animations.
    >It doesn't NEED to be more than 30 fps on consoles.
    >It doesn't need DLSS
    >It doesn't need flyable ships in a planets atmosphere.
    >It doesn't need playable alien races despite 10% of planets having life.
    >It doesn't need good gunplay.
    >It doesn't matter the collectors edition doesn't come with a disc
    >It doesn't need to have interesting world designs.
    >It doesn't MATTER that those 1000 worlds are all randomly generated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh bugs
      Oblivion, Fallout 3, Skyrim, and Fallout 4 launched and ran fine. This is also being playtested far more than the former.
      >muh 76
      The only involvement Bethesda Games Studios had with it was creating the actual worldspace of Appalachia, one of the aspects of the game that was universally praised.
      >muh 30 fps
      On consoles only.
      >muh 10% planets
      That's 100x how it works in real life, and no animals =/= no content. We've seen trailers that have humans on seemingly barren planets.
      >muh vehicles
      Bethesda environments are meant to be walked through. You can't drive carts in Skyrim, you can't drive tanks in Fallout 4, and you can't drive speeders in Starfield.
      >muh physical copy
      It's there.
      https://bethesda.net/en/game/starfield/article/4BDnzduJQMiST4JXwqI8Pb/starfield-preorder-bonuses-early-access?linkId=100000207022134
      And you were gonna get it on steam anyway.
      >muh pronouns
      Boo hoo.
      >muh gamebryo
      Starfield runs on Creation Engine 2, even more modified than Skyrim's engine. Many of your favorite games are made from heavily modified versions of old engines.
      And besides, CE is the reason you have your beloved mods.
      >muh loading screens
      Cells have historically made Bethesda games possible, allowing most objects to have physics and remember their placements. If I can't store all my cheese wheels in the same place, is it even Bethesda at that point?
      Also, this game has an SSD requirement for a reason, poorgay.
      >muh procgen
      The terrain is randomly generated with handcrafted elements added to it. Same with Skyrim.
      >muh playable alien races
      This game is made for the human male on xeno female audience, sorry pal.
      >muh fallout 4 in space
      As stated before, this game is improved from FO4, like skill checks and a silent protagonist. If you have an issue with Bethesda games playing like Bethesda games, maybe you should go back to Star Citizen.
      >muh exclusive
      That's what this is really about, isn't it? Seethe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        "The only involvement Bethesda Games Studios had with it was creating the actual worldspace of Appalachia, one of the aspects of the game that was universally praised"

        You must be moronic, holy cope

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, this is pretty much true. BattleCry Studios was a separate subsidiary of Zenimax. Announced that they were making a different live service game called BattleCry, failed, and were eventually handed the Fallout IP and rebranded to Bethesda Austin. They did most of the core engine programming while Bethesda's core engine team worked on the improvements for Creation Engine 2.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oblivion, Fallout 3, Skyrim, and Fallout 4 launched and ran fine.
        lol way to out yourself as a newbie shill in the first 5 words of your post
        its been 12 years and skyrim still crashes every 5 minutes
        fallout 4 as well, plus the many texture z-fighting issues and some models/terrain straight up missing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fallout 4 rendered a second landmass under the actual one to artificially raise specification requirements
          What a shit show

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what DOES the game have?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it will have slave colonies after 2 years of modding from sites that aren't nexus

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you picked which tree you're using? And what color rope?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      On that note, if i even bother to want to play this, i'm going to pirate it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      games have reflected he/she for fricking decades, what is todd on about here?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        gullible gay kid thinks a pic from a 4gay user is real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely theres ground vehicles and flyable ships in planets atmosphere?? I thought it was just the landing/arriving to a planet which is automated. I refuse to believe those points mentioned

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing it has Waterfalls, a modern engine, expressive dialog animations, good gunplay, and interesting world designs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a modern engine, expressive dialog animations, good gunplay, and interesting world designs.
        Confirmed to not have watched any trailers
        Thanks for outing yourself, secondary

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have fun without me this time, i only have a PS5 and can’t be bothered to buy a PC

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing Fallout 1 and 2 to pass the time until it releases. I've been a fallout fan for a while, played them all but 76, tactics and BOS, but the rest I have played pretty thoroughly. It's my favourite franchise.
    Yesterday, right as I was falling asleep, I realized that the 23rd of october is not only the date the bombs fell in the games, but also the day my father passed away, just last year.
    The realization made me feel a deep sadness. I honestly couldn't care less about the random date Tim Cain or whoever chose for the bombs falling in a fictional world, but now that I've noticed, I can't really separate one from the other in my mind. And this might be the only place where I can say it without sounding like an absolute loon.
    >It's all over, but the crying
    >And nobody is crying, but me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sucks anon.
      October 23rd is my little sister’s birthday haha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, anon. I'm sure he'd be proud of you.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been erect since it was announced

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. Im saving up every drop of semen possible for mommywife sarah

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        “ready to get out there anon?”

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather get in there if you catch my drift

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. Definitely who I’m romancing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are there romances? I thought they said this wouldn't have romances? Was I rused?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          there is 4 romanceable characters including mommywife and one other unkown female

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder how old Sarah Morgan is? She looks somewhat mature

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the timeline released it says she was promoted to UC navigator corps in 2319 so if she was in her 20s then and starfield starts in 2330 she would probably be late 30s or early 40s.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense. Perfect.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lies of T

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people are actually buying the expensive version
    I hope you guys are just counting down the days till its able to be pirated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "expensive version" includes the DLC which is why I bought it.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hardy any gameplay videos. A repeat of mass effect andromeda.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are my constellation bros at?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bethesda paypigs

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell do the minimum specs mean?
    1080p 30? or 4K 30 since it's becoming the new standard?
    Todd I beg you, answer me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      several sources indicate that Starfield is probably the best optimized game of this generation, even a 970 will be able to run perfectly fine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why is it 30 fps on console Todd?
        Stop lying to me Todd.
        You are on thin fricking ice Todd.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know it leaked and is cracked, right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      then post the link homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t use private trackers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          hey Black person post the fricking link

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            spoonFED?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon. He's lying. Otherwise you'd see a deluge of screenshots. Use your brain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      preordergays blown the frick out yet again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it had actually leaked, the whole catalog would be spam collage of webms of the ending

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone on this site going to link decent gameplay footage besides the minimal slop they've already released? Or is this game running on pure hype alone?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how mind broken will shazam gays be if the game is actually good?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Preload boys how we doing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holding fast, brother.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another person reporting almost no bugs in Starfield

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue checkmark
      Do you actually trust morons?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ? Wdym?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hear
      YOU ARE A moronic FRICKING homosexual RUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a >Ganker insider

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shill
    sage
    shill
    sage

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