Notch made $2.5 BILLION from ONE game. What's your excuse?

Notch made $2.5 BILLION from ONE game. What's your excuse?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not a shill shilling a shit game

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm chronically lazy.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making a porn mod for Persona 4. Baby steps.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go on.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a white Uncle Phill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Phuncle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >look you big eared freerf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK
          >uncle fill, minecraft's-
          >SILENCE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Notch get's removed from the game's credits
      >BRING HIM BACK! BRING HIM BACK! BRING HIM BACK!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder that Ganker alpha tested the game for him and we did it for free.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Notch.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not israeli enough to rip off a game, aggressively shill it and then scam everyone who supported you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds troony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok markus

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But is markus pearson happy and not lonely

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Notch thought Microsoft would help make Minecraft into a huge game intensely detailed like Dwarf Fortress with quests and worlds like Elder Scrolls Daggerfall.
    He later became depressed realising Microsoft had no plans for any development and felt he made a huge mistake.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy took in a BILLION volts from ONE lightning strike. What's your excuse?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats a cool scar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Volts dont do damage amperage does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does that mean he is immune to it now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no. one guy got struck by lightning 7 times over his life so he got paranoid and killed himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Does that mean he is immune to it now?
        It's actually a myth. Lightning CAN strike twice in the same spot.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's about 5.000 new games being released on mobile alone, EVERY DAY
    this mofugga struck gold. He's an INCREDIBLY RARE CASE. 99.99999999% of devs will never make enough money to sustain their existence, much less a fortune.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes people just work hard and luck out. Now his life is rolling in well earned money and making bots and lefties embarrass themselves on Twitter. Good for him. GIWTWM

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whats up with the daily notch threads? Post ur base or leave

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But anon, aren't some of those games!?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait...........
    I recognize that background.

    There's still a "Late Late Show" after Craig Ferguson left???????????
    Who watches television anymore???????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Markus Persson was a guest on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on November 7, 2013.
      Like, almost 10 years ago.

      Also, no.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give notch a hug.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zachtronic used to make open source games or what? How did they let him get away with stealing so much

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He'll never come close to making that much money ever again, or have anything close to Minecraft ever again.

    He also said he's sad and lonely and can't find actual friends anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD

      I swear to god if I was born on the onset of the 20th century I'd be the commiest commie that has ever lift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He'll never come close to making that much money ever again, or have anything close to Minecraft ever again.
      So like literally everyone else, only without the "again"?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was born in Sweden and was lucky. I wasn't either of those.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And he could have made a whole lot more if he hadn't sold prematurely. He's a cautionary tale about not jumping at the first lowball offer that comes your way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost certain to say the Notch has received offers before and that they weren't even remotely close to £2.5 Billion, what the frick are you talking about?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much did he pay in tax, that'd frick me up

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What even makes a huge corp pay one lone indie dev so much money? Did Minecraft really have that big of a userbase?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

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