>Nothing fricking happens: The game

>Nothing fricking happens: The game

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    game is dry

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the point of all these games if you can't win in them?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very bland. I don't really feel like anythings happening, even as I wipe out multiple species.

      Setting an objective and achieving it. I can see how this would confuse brown people; As a slave race, you need things decided for you by a master race.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Setting an objective and achieving it.
        So you are saying that if you set an objective to build 1 [Something] and do that, this would mean you completed the game, troony?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it means you completed an objective. Whether you consider that "winning" is purely up to you. Same as life itself, really.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then again, what's the point of playing the game if you can't win?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What's the point of life if you can't win?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no point in life, so I guess this means there is no point in Paradox games.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Learn to set your own goals anon, it's the only thing that will keep you sane if you can't but into traditional explanations of life's purpose.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do cheevo runs exclusively

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've won dozens of campaigns, are you inept or something? Shit's ez as frick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lots of people get filtered by the fps crisis

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Git gud

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Using the human penis for galatic SEXO diplomacy
        Impressive.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my main issue with it. I really wish there were win conditions alternate to war.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >alternate to war
        This game doesn't have win conditions at all, that's the problem.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le paradox dlc delivery device #20394771

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paying
      https://gog-games.to/game/stellaris

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Commendatori!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play X4

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. Friendless Black person

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only fun thing to do is make some cursed roleplay build. Playing a standard empire or metagaming is a massive snore and the ai rolls over for you as soon as you start snowballing.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bought all the DLC up to and including Overlord, bu tnothing since. The game has been saturated. All further monetization other than another endgame crisis will not be worth the money.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanted to like this game so bad but i agree OP, even when things happen its like nothing happened.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Trek Infinite is interesting, but the day 1 DLC for the Klingon language/voice actor/"VO" is dishonorable.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat needs a complete overhaul. Wars suck, they are laggy, quick, and boring. There is objectively no reason to do any of the evil shit you can do in them. Land invasions are a joke, space battles are a complete mess that look awful.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel more morally justified pirating Paradox games than I would downloading AAA slop from somebody like Microsoft or EA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought EU4 and about 6 of the DLC as they came out and then realized what a bunch of greedy israelites paradox are. I've never given them a single cent since.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Emperor wasn't shit.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're bored, then start a war.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need at least 100-200 mods to make the game fun.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing solo 4x
    > a space one
    >known for moronic amount of micro automation and paradox "sitting ducks till is too late" gameplay
    >still complaining about how much of a snoozefest it is and not about predatory dlcs and windows tier gamebreaking updates
    just play endless space then
    or aurora

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    paradox is dead. killed by diversity hires

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