NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB

NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about the death of Aerith, or Star Wars trailers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aeris. It's. Aeris.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not if you have a lisp, or read a proper translation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Japanese being moronic doesn't make it true. They don't know what the frick they're writing about half the time. It's Aeris.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >akshually I know more about the game than the developers do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What about tales of destiny. The preinserted translation for stahns sister is lillis. Lillith or lillis?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            /thread

            They use a phonetic system. Correct pronunciation and spellings of various western words often get muddled in their original localization, then when they localize it to anywhere in the west it gets worse. It is slightly better than iterative google translates and translates back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AERITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
        THTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTHTHHTTH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's Aeris and Sephiros
        Or Aerith and Sephiroth.
        You don't get to mix.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars trailers
      wow, they'd make anyone who liked star wars cry.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot pockets and posting cheese pizza gets the blob moving.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am the ice cream man
    Running over kids with my van
    When I ring my bell
    Little fat kids run like hell

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PYRO WILL TURN YOU TO TOAST

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAUUUEAAAAGGGHHH

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this was considered inhumanly fat 30 years ago
    how far we have come

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Homer Simpson was considered comically fat at 239lb and 6ft tall.
      His weight when he gets absurdly obese to the point of qualifying as disabled was 300lb.
      I am sure half the people at my office were over 300lb and most not even 6ft tall. This was before we switched to permanent remote work too so they're probably even fatter now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have a job at an Amazon warehouse, we move around CONSTANTLY and somehow half the workers still manage to stay fat and a fair number are super duper fat, god knows what the condition of their knee cartilage is after mile upon mile of lugging their bigger-than-The-Blob carcasses back and forth for Bezos (who is himself in good shape)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Blob wasn't supposed to be inhumanly fat, just very fat. His powers weren't just about his lard, but mainly about controling gravity.
      He was flanderized.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's pretty clearly depicted as morbidly obese in that picture, especially for the year it was published.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if the Juggernaut charged into him, he's UNSTOPPABLE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Juggernaut would move him. The Blob isn't actually unmoveable, he's just boasting and with enough force you can break his gravitational hold on the ground where he's placed himself. Juggernaut, so long as he's stil being powered by Cytorrak, literally cannot have his momentum stopped so long as he wills it. The dude was once melted down to a skeleton and still kept moving forward to grab his prey.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We just had an Aeris/Aerith thread and we concluded her names is Ellis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kill all sons-a-bitches

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of retro X-Men (but let's be fair, like 90% of X-Men games are retro, they got replaced with generic Marvel in the 360/PS3 era), I wanted to replay X-Men Legends 2 and learned there's a PC version but it's completely fricked for modern PCs. Did anyone ever find a fix.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    X-MEN WELCOME... TO DIE!
    I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET! HAHAHA!
    COME, X-CHICKEN
    KILL YOU
    YOU ARE DEAD
    HAHAHA
    I
    KILL YOU
    X-CHICKEN
    AHAHAHA

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