Now that it the dust has settled, was it KINO or SLOP?

Now that it the dust has settled, was it KINO or SLOP?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was kinoslop that I enjoyed rewatching last week.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first 5imites but I turned it off because I was cringing too much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you even get to see Pikachu by that point, lol. No judgement, I just think it's funny.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No no, he's got a point. The opening is promising enough with Mewtwo breaking out but as soon as we see Tim and his nameless friend start spouting random pokemon gibberish, the cringe is real. It's something like:
        >"We tried a fire type, and a grass type, so a Cubone must be the right one for you! Did you know it hecken wears the skull of it's mom!?!"

        Sidenote. (Not to bring attention to the shithead spammer) but what was with the Cynthia cameo? We got live-action Cynthia is this movie telling some girl to hold her coat and then, nothing. It's so brief I bet half the people here didn't even know she was in it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there was a cynthia cameo? i've watched the movie a few times and never noticed it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. It's during the big fight with Mewtwo in the city. It's literally 3 seconds long. You have to wonder why it even happened.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saw this film again last week and I already memoryholed that scene, lol. It WAS bad. It gets a bit less meh afterwards, but I don't blame him for leaving, not at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there was a cynthia cameo? i've watched the movie a few times and never noticed it

          Proof where?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof here:
            https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5884052/fullcredits/cast/?ref_=tt_cl_sm

            Abbie Murphy plays her but goes uncredited.

            And Cynthia's last name is apparently...

            "McMaster"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic slang use
      >turned it off after 5 minutes
      You don't deserve to have an opinion

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well, there is a black dude in the movie, so....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so..... It's kino?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, this:

        Too much Black folk

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You problem and also filtered.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ESL homosexual
            Opinion: discarded

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slop. It's a boring buddy cop kids' movie with horrible acting, ugly CGI pokémon as its sole selling point, with a setting based on a game nobody played
    It was impressive when it launched because for the first time in forever, a videogame-based movie wasn't utter diarrhea but seeing how much more Sonic and Mario movies were successful really shows how unremarkable DP is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but the Sonic movie was pretty dogshit too, at least in terms of acting, spare for Jim Carrey. I don't think video game films will ever be good. Never watched the bing bing wahoo film though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic 2 and the bind bing "THIS SUMMER..." movie was just alright. Nothing to write home about.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much Black folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too MANY Black folk, ESLdeity.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino but too short, especially since they fricking spoiled everything in the 150000 different trailers

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure sloppa

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lets make a movie about a franchise about battling critters!
    >Now lets make it a setting where battling them is illegal!
    Slop of the highest order.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to see it with my brother. I enjoyed it. Still got the poster they gave out.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was kino

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringekino that was better than the source material. Not as good as the first movie, howeverst.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could've been kino if they had a better VA for Pikachu and a better actor for Tim. I didn't mind the race change, but I did mind that Justin Smith plays the same character in every movie he's in.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where was the transformation porn?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /Diy/

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *CLOP* *CLOP* *CLOP* *CLOP*

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its better then every anime movie after zoroark
    so I say its kinda alright

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You havent seen Power of us I see.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I've seen the Power of Flop alright

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was just a regular movie for families, but for pokemon standards it was kino.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was great and not overwhelming way to show People pokemon world.
    Its a solid movie with really great cgi.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kathryn newton is hot (kino), but she didn't show her abs (therefore slop)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's pretty ugly compared to the cashier at my local McDonald's.

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